I am a Conk Honk Ronk I Sonk Tonk I A Nonk
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Heather talks about public tantrums (from kids) on today's Momversation.
- Bedtime, Leta lingering defiantly in the hallway. Jon: "If you want fart stories, you better get in bed RIGHT NOW."
- RIP Louis Mortimer Armstrong: http://bit.ly/1R4tv6
- Hugs and kisses to you, too! RT: @Monkey_Tree: @dooce he probably committed suicide because he was tired of LISTENING TO YOU WHINE.
1. bin said:
FIRST!!!
2. Eclair said:
honk.
3. nic said:
could i be first? blahh prolly not but great shot there dooce
4. Mrs M said:
Good Heavens! It's only 10.30am UK time and it's morning in Utah already...
5. nic said:
wow top ten!! thats good enough for me~!!
*HONKKKKKKKK* because im definately present!!!!
6. wherethewild said:
in the top ten! and why is my entire entry in caps?
7. nic said:
I sure dont think I wanna be listening to that radio station.. from hell??? *EEEEEEEP*
8. Peter Hentges said:
More public collage! I love it.
9. stacey said:
HONK
10. erin said:
honk! number 10, baby
11. ros650 said:
Yes, I'm here. Even I can't believe it.
12. melvira said:
wowser!!!!! honk.
13. Corrinne said:
HONK!
I read that first as 'Honk if you're president'... which confused my fuzzy morning head.
14. n said:
honk!
15. Veronica said:
Honk!
16. Ramon said:
top 20!
17. saralynnmo said:
It seems the SLC is cooler than most of us had realized. By the way, has anyone else enjoyed the movie SLC Punk? Good stuff.
18. Ramon said:
(honk)
19. Liv said:
Can't believe you're up already! I've only just got out of bed here in the UK! Naturally the first thing I do is check dooce!!
20. Henryk_ said:
No.....isn't it supposed to read..."Honk if you're horny" ??
21. Henryk_ said:
"Conk Honk Ronk I Sonk Tonk I A Nonk"
...is that Salt Lake talk??
22. Maeby said:
Hey Henry, it's 5:14 here. Didn't get back to you last time cause there were like a million and sixty two messages when i went back to check.
um, carry on.
Sooo..... up late or early?
23. Charles said:
Wow. What a kickass collage. Good eye Dooce.
24. spoonleg said:
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK!
25. Teresa said:
I am a Pie and Groundhog and Nasturtium
26. Teresa said:
Actually, I guess "I am a Pie And Groundhog And Nasturtium" works better. The caps help
27. Karly said:
Oh yeah! Top 30!
HONK.
28. kim said:
all this honking is reminding me of the oh-so-fabulous Honkers on Sesame Street, particularly that one where the grown-up honkers were honking up a storm and the baby honker just couldn't get it right and kept missing its nose. Poor baby honker.
29. Christine said:
Y'all are drunk, huh? ;)
30. spoonleg said:
I have to retract my initial honk. At first I thought that sticker said, "honk if you're president". And I oh so badly wanted to pretend I was president. So I honked.
They should make bumper stickers which read, "honk if you're illiterate". That would be more up my alley.
31. falimako said:
You are kidding me. I JUST got that "I am a C, I am a C-H, I am a C-H-R-I-S-T-I-A-N..." song out of my head finally after the last photo you posted with this title, and now you have made it get stuck in my head again! ANGRY!
32. Susie said:
spoonie, you gave me my first laugh of the day, and I thank you, and HONK you for that!
33. Ana said:
HONK!
34. CurrtDawg said:
I totally remember singing that song at Church camp when I was a youngster. Oh, and the one about the peanut butter and jelly. Ah, the memories.
35. Madi said:
Whoo Hooo. Top 50!
36. saralynnmo said:
"...and I have C-H-R-I-S-T in my H-E-A-R-T and I will L-I-V-E E-T-E-R-N-A-L-L-Y."
DAMMIT! Just when you thought you had cleansed your heart of such evils...
37. hannah said:
honk!
38. coskel said:
I never went to church camp as a kid, but I did go to band camp in high school ...
39. coskel said:
im thinking bathroom wall in a nightclub...
anyone? anyone?
Beuller? Beuller?
40. Xiao Emily said:
HONK!!
If I had a car.. I'd want one of those redneck bumper stickers that says "My other ride is your mamma!"
41. Bucky Four-Eyes said:
Coskel, band camp, church camp, something unspeakable is always gonna happen to the flute.
Can I sing it like this?
I am a Honk E A Tonk Honk E Nonk?
42. Crystal said:
Don't forget guys, you have to start out singing it slow, and then they whip you into a frenzy, singing it faster and faster and faster!
43. Jennifer said:
I thought you were making some sort of statement about Key West, the Konk Republic. Ahhh! I love that place!
44. tIffany said:
I read it as "Honk if you're president" and I thought how weird to have a bumper sticker that's directed at ONE person in the whole United States. Then I thought well I guess former presidents can honk too if they want to since they keep the title of president, and maybe presidents of coorporations and nonprofits would also be eligible for the honking. Still, a weird bumper sticker.
Present makes so much more sense.
45. Vanessa_AR said:
I thought it said "Honk if you're President" too. I need some coffee...
46. saralynnmo said:
How's the weather there in "the colonies" this morning? We're still waiting for the freaking cold to go away.
47. Vanessa_AR said:
It's beautiful in the "Southern Colonies" as in Arkansas. Where in UK are you, Sara?
48. M said:
Leta's favourite game! woo!
(honk)
49. coskel said:
ah yessss...the flute. the "love that dares not speak its name".
actually I marched rum line with all the party animals
50. coskel said:
yeah, rum line too...
51. saralynnmo said:
Vanessa, I'm in Oxford. They keep saying spring will come but it hasn't happened. I miss Oklahoma weather! 70 one day, 40 the next.
52. RyanH said:
These encoded titles are becoming slightly confusing. Perhaps Dooce is a member of an inconspicuous organization of bloggers.
Four-letter words ending in "k" - her method is clear. However, what does this mean and, more importantly, why?
Even her pages are bottomed-off with "DORK". There is no coincidence to this people. I smell...
CONSPIRACY!
53. Vanessa_AR said:
Sara, I love Oxford, it's gorgeous. I was in London over Christmas, and it was cold but not freezing. OK and AR have similar weather. Last Wed. it snowed here, and yesterday it was 70 degrees. When are you coming back?
54. the niffer said:
I have to hear this song. Can someone sing it for me?
Love the photo.
55. Squirl said:
I thought it said president, too. And I've had my cofee and been awake for three hours already! No excuse.
56. saralynnmo said:
Vanessa, I'm coming back for June to set up house, and then I'll come back to Oxford for my husband's graduation in July and help him pack up our flat.
Niffer, I'll do some research for you on this song.
57. Vanessa_AR said:
Squirl, I probably would have read it wrong even if I'd consumed my usual 6 cups of coffee. Things just aren't clear until around noon, then I perk up.
58. Nita said:
Honk.
59. Nita said:
honk honk.
60. Bucky Four-Eyes said:
What?
It's not "president"?
Man, I have *got* to stop drinkin' out of the toilet.
61. saralynnmo said:
http://www.killingthebuddha.com/dogma/iamasea.htm
That's for you, Niffer. But it's not an audio file. I hereby challenge anyone to find an audio file of this song. Not because I think I am such an expert in research, but it would just prove the theory that ANYTHING can be found on the Web.
62. saralynnmo said:
Holy crap, there's a second verse I never knew about.
I love the L
I love the L-O
I love the L-O-R-D J-E-S-U-S
And I am L-I-V-I-N-G
By His W-O-R-D
And I will N-E-V-E-R R-E-G-R-E-T I-T
63. LisaV said:
I can't believe you honkers got up in the middle of the night to comment. Either you are from other parts of the world or insominia rules.
We narrate the first God Dog Carl in similar ways. Oh look Carl is feeding the baby bread and butter, but thats because he saved all the cat poop for himself. See Carl bathe and blow dry the baby. There is a knock on the door, who is it? It's either David Letterman for Stupid Pet Tricks or Health and Welfare to take the baby and the dog away from the crazy chick that thinks Rottweilers are competent chldcare. Either way, Carl you are free from the drudgery of being a nanny..
64. mrtl said:
I grew up Roman Catholic. Thank God they never made us spell.
65. saralynnmo said:
LisaV, I am waiting for The OC to come on. It's not an insomnia thing.
66. Strizz said:
Radio from hell, eh
67. tIffany said:
Squirl I just realized that I probably read it that way because my toddler prounounces the word Present "President"... as in "I goin give you a president for Christmas."
Oh and it was like 6 in the freaking morning when I was reading this. Why are all kids morning people? How the hell did that evolve?
68. saralynnmo said:
It's a long-standing tradition stemming from Saturday morning cartoons, I believe.
I hear Phantom Planet performing an acoustic version of "California." It must be time.
69. Salena said:
I am a Honk Ronk Conk DORK!!! I'm so glad that someone in this post explained the significance of I am a C-H-R-I-S-T-I-A-N......man, I thought I was going to bust a brain vessel wondering what it was. I'm a new reader of the site and had seen this on another picture...I've been perplexed since then. I grew up Catholic, but I guess we didn't have this song. Hmmm...I'm now wondering if I've been cheated in some way. Now I can join the others in saying "Honk!"
70. rich said:
I am a Mormon Of The House Eternally Righteous Federation Under Constant Keeping Ever Rewarding!
71. mrtl said:
I would like to politely request that Dooce please explain why this message has been given to us twice now. What does it mean??
72. lawbrat said:
HONK Waking up on Sunday morning with coffee and Dooce....ahhhhh
73. Strizz said:
I saw present
74. Moxie said:
I've always known Fawnzelle was a redneck, sockless, backyard baby.
75. Justin Ward said:
When I was in college, a group of guys would park out their lawn chairs on one of the busiest campus streets and put up the following sign...
"You HONK, We Drink"
The guys would be trashed very early in the day, and they became minor campus celebrities for their cause.
76. Squish said:
Oh, what the hell.
HONK!
77. greenthumb said:
HONK! HONK! HONK!
78. cristin said:
Moxie said at 07:52AM, 03.13.2005:
I’ve always known Fawnzelle was a redneck, sockless, backyard baby.
BWAH HAH HAH HAH HAH
79. Nilbo said:
Still picturing Bucky drinking out of the toilet. Heeheeehee. Given her aim, she's probably safe ...
80. greenthumb said:
B4E: your comment on Doc Ern was hilarious...smoke the pickle. That was a fun post.
81. Jessica said:
HO... that's all I can get out. I'm not awake yet so I'm not really "present" yet either.
82. Paul said:
Oklahoma City paper ran an interesting article today - referred to dooce.com and getting dooced - and of course - Heather!
83. saralynnmo said:
Wow, Paul... it's such a small world. Yay for Oklahoma. Boo for the Oklahoman, AKA the Daily Disappointment.
84. lawbrat said:
Its sunny in Michigan today! or at least now. We could have a blinding snow storm in the next few minutes though...you never know.
85. Spurious Plum said:
Is this how they teach you christians to spell?
Thank heavens I'm a heathen.
86. Paul said:
Couldn't agree more Sara - are you a current resident or previous reader of our disappointing paper
87. saralynnmo said:
I am an Okie but I live elsewhere now.
88. Em said:
Is it in a window? How do you HONK if you are just walking by? I think I need a context.
89. Paul said:
Don't know how long you've been gone - but not much has changed - still the Gaylord's with the paper - I am certain that some ingenius editor keeps their home page to yahoo and caught on when it referenced dooce - to far fetched to think they are "in touch"
90. Susan said:
Hey, top 100.
91. saralynnmo said:
When was a kid, when I went to UCO and later when I worked at the Other state paper, everyone I knew disliked the Daily.
Dooce is pretty famous. It is interesting to think of how that came about. It's probably just an AP story, filler no less. She did say the AP reporter called her last week.
92. Susan said:
Usually it's 500 by the time I get here.
93. saralynnmo said:
When I say "how that came about," I refer to the story in the Oklahoman, not Dooce's fame. Just clarifying to avoid an onslaught of hate.
94. Paul said:
Kind of miss the ole OKC times - yes, I am sure it's filler - UCO hmm, not too far removed or you would be referring to it as Central State -
Very easy to become addicted to the dooce -
And for the record - Honk - I'm present and would never want to be 'gulp' president......
95. Paul said:
No misrinterpretation here - I am completely intrigued on how famous dooce and other blogs have become.
96. saralynnmo said:
I used to read Catherine's Pita but now that I'm married and rather domestic, reading about all the shows Catherine goes to in New York makes me feel old. Dooce is right up my alley.
97. ashik said:
Dooce - are you a Backyard Babe from the Real SaltLake?
It's about time you started represen'in
98. Paul said:
I know exactly of which you speak.
99. Nilbo said:
Plummie is a Honk E A Tonk Honk E Nonk ...
100. Deanna said:
woo hoo. top hundred and something. why do i get the feeling that dooce could post a picture of her ass and everyone would still say, "oooo, cool picture!" oh, wait..she already has! more ass pictures, please!
101. August95 said:
I may be able to honk after my coffee but I can't right now.
102. jb said:
So what tune would you accompany these great lyrics with???
103. CanadianAmy said:
Yer right Deanna, I have thought the same thing. And yet, I keep returning and returning to la dolce dooca.
She must be sending addictive radio waves out of this site that keep us needin' what she gots.
104. CanadianAmy said:
My favourite camp song was that one about the Titanic-
"Oh it was sad! So Sad!
It was sad when the gray-ay ship went down,
To the bottom of the see-ee-ee-e,
It was sad when the gray ship went down!"
How utterly retarded to have kids on a bus havin a hootin hollerin good time, singing,
"Oh Husbands and WIVES, little children LOST THEIR LIVES, It was SA-AD when the gray-ay ship went DOWN!"
No wonder nobody has empathy anymore.
105. lawbrat said:
Good Morning, my name is Dawn and I'm a Dooceaholic.
106. Maggie said:
Honkhonk.
Is it Sunday already? Blah.
107. jb said:
So how is everyones weekend going?
108. coskel said:
STILL working - I havent had a day off in 3 months. kill.me.now.
109. kristine said:
Dooce is saying:
*I AM A CHRISTIAN*
It's the first letter of each 'onk.
110. jb said:
Well if it makes you feel any better coskel I am right there with you sitting at work right now as we speak! Who ever came up with the idea of Sunday hours blows...
111. Amanda B. said:
Whew. I'm glad that's been cleared up. I've been trying to figure out the Cong Hong Rong thing all week. Sillynuthead Dooce!
112. Strizz said:
Susan, your really post 190, because of the mountain time zone thing.
113. Leslie said:
I think the department store was Herrods.
114. ashik said:
coskel and jb - count me in: the Not-had-a-day-off-in-way-too-damn-long!-what?-do-most-people-get-weekends-off?-hey!-how-do-I-get-in-on-that-racket club.
115. saralynnmo said:
Harrod's?
116. Strizz said:
So this Thursday is so gonna be show the inside of your fridge day.
117. Strizz said:
echo
echooooo
echoooooooooooooooooo
118. Caroline said:
ECHO
119. jb said:
ashik- that is why tonight I leave to go on vacation for a week. THANK GOD!!!
120. Strizz said:
echo?
121. saralynnmo said:
My fridge has Lush face masks and some tofu, and lots of crappy English condiments that will never be used because they have SUGAR in them. Sugar. In SOY SAUCE.
122. Strizz said:
where ya going jb?
123. Caroline said:
ECHO?
124. jb said:
To the great state of SC to visit some college girlfriends! I'm just looking forward to it being warmer than NJ...
125. ashik said:
by the way, jb, lawyers have a ten second attention span. that might, you know, explain things.
126. Strizz said:
cool
127. Holy Schmidt said:
Toot...
I mean, honk.
(damn burritos!)
128. jb said:
Haha thanks...ive been told that a lot about lawyers...stay away!!!!
129. ashik said:
Well, not stay away, per se - the last thing the world needs are lonely lawyers!
130. jb said:
I just take it in stride...if its good its good...if its bad I bitch about it!!!
131. ashik said:
have fun in SC!!
132. ashik said:
Yeah, it's definitely dead in here today. Well, have a good tootin' day, everyone!
133. coskel said:
# Strizz said at 10:38AM, 03.13.2005:
So this Thursday is so gonna be show the inside of your fridge day.
I don't have a blog, Strizz...can I post mine on yours? ; )
134. Strizz said:
Get one baby...blogger: its free...but prone to temper tantrums.
135. Summer (the elder) said:
Honk, honk, hippety honk.
136. Becaru said:
Don't give up being a conk honk for Lent.
137. Dang Cold.. said:
HONK!!!
and as for a camp song
The other day (The other day)
I saw a bear (I saw a bear)
A great big bear (A great big bear)
A way up there (A way up there)
Everyone:
The other day I saw a bear
A great big bear a way up there
Happy Sunday. Weekends disappear in such a hurry. *sigh*
138. kristine said:
I am Bonk Onk Ronk E...how do you do E? Eonk? Donk..
139. Libraryhill said:
Paul and Saralynnmo - I'm a UCO Okie. Good to know there are fellow OKC Doocelings.
140. Ron said:
Honk if you want to meet a nice 51 year young, open honest guy from New Jersey
141. mrtl said:
Dammit Dang - That's a Barney song. Hopefully it doesn't stay with me. Those are the worst to have stuck in my head because of Barney's voice and the horrible singing of the kids on that show.
142. mrtl said:
Eeek Ron. We don't want to go there here...
name/age check? NOOOOOOO!!!!
143. Vanessa_AR said:
Honk
144. Ron said:
oops sorry
145. Ron said:
hi vanessa
146. Vanessa_AR said:
Oh, man! I was just re-honking myself into the comments (was here earlier) and hadn't read what you wrote, Ron!
147. Ron said:
thats ok...hi anyway
148. Vanessa_AR said:
but hi, to you, too, Ron
149. Vanessa_AR said:
and I'm nice, too
150. Ron said:
i am sure you are and have a great smile!!!
151. Vanessa_AR said:
awww...now I'm blushing
152. Ron said:
and your smile is even prettier!!, and your sparkling eyes too
153. Vanessa_AR said:
you must have me mixed up with someone else, Ron
154. Ron said:
no, just you,
155. Vanessa_AR said:
Well, thank you very much, I needed that.
156. Ron said:
you dont know me but i am the most honest guy you will ever know, only say what i mean and mean what i say...;)
157. coskel said:
Vanessa - I love on your blog that you mention pluralizing Kroger - I live just south of Detroit, where EVERYONE calls it "Fords" when referring to the company. As in - "I work at Fords". I don't actually, work for FORD MOTOR COMPANY anymore, but maybe thats why - cause I wouldn't SAY "Fords".
158. Vanessa_AR said:
Ron, you're a sweetie. And YES, Coskel, that drives me nuts. (Here in Arkansas I even hear Wal-Marts all the time and want to strangle those people!)
159. saralynnmo said:
Woo-hoo! I just registered with blogger! Now I am one of you.
160. Vanessa_AR said:
Okay, Ron, you should e-mail me and tell me about you, since I'm not able to look at any of your info online.
161. Vanessa_AR said:
hi, Sara
162. Ron said:
i would love too, you can e mail me at ronwa2jui@yahoo.com and ask anything you want.
;) Ron
163. Vanessa_AR said:
Will do, then, Ron. In the meantime, have you (or anyone) seen the movie Aviator? I'm going to see it in about 90 minutes. Is it any good?
164. saralynnmo said:
Howdy, Vanessa. How's it going in this little chatty chatroom we have here? Makin' friends?
165. saralynnmo said:
I loved the Aviator, but it is so long! It's very interesting, and Cate Blanchett is fantastic.
166. Ron said:
Vanessa
no i have not seen it, but its on my list...my kind of movie...looking forward to hearing from you at my e mail.
enjoy
Ron
167. Vanessa_AR said:
Yeah, Sara, we have a chat room going on! I'll read your blog later. I have one, too, and it's mostly about my family and my irritating thoughts that I need to vent.
Ron, I'll be talking to you.
168. Ron said:
i have two ears and one mouth, so i can listen twice as much as i speak...vent to me all you want.
169. Vanessa_AR said:
You don't know what you're asking for, Ron!
170. Ron said:
write me i am all yours!! ;)...leaving here now, will wait for e mail.
later
Ron
171. Vanessa_AR said:
I now have an hour before I have to leave my house and haven't taken a shower. Better go. 'Bye, new friends.
172. Ron said:
enjoy.
173. Paul said:
Hey Libraryhill -
I agree - nice to have some folks from around here blogging too.
I am in Edmond - went to O-State, so of course I am watching the game right now.
174. Susie said:
What've I missed? CAMP SONGS!
The cutest boy I ever saw
Was sippin' cider through a straw...
175. Dang Cold.. said:
Sorry mrlt--one of my fav songs from when I was a kid at camp. I didn't realize Barney had polluted it :(
176. AndreaBT said:
I can give you a camp song...
Oh, you can't get to heaven
On roller skates
Oh, you can't get to heaven
On roller skates
Oh, you can't get to heaven on roller skates
You'd roll right past those pearly gates
All my sins are washed away
I've been redeemed.
And then there are the fun lyrics:
Oh you can't get to heaven
In a Kleenex box
Oh you can't get to heaven
In a Kleenex box
Oh you can't get to heaven in a Kleenex box
God don't allow no little snots
All my sins have washed away
I've been redeemed.
177. AndreaBT said:
Oh yeah...honk
(And I thought it said president too at first...maybe backlash from all the presidential bumper stickers we saw last year?)
178. Susie said:
Oh you can't get to heaven
Oh you can't get to heaven
In AndreaBT's car
In AndreaBT's car
Cause the goshdarn thing
Cause the goshdarn thing
Stops at every bar!
Stops at every bar!
Oh, you can't get to heaven in AndreaBT's car
Cause the goshdarn thing stops at every bar!
179. Dang Cold.. said:
Down by the bay
Down by the bay
Where the watermelons grow
Where the watermolons grow
Back to my home
Back to my home
I dare not go
I dare not go
For if I do
For if I do
My mother will say
My mother will say
Did you ever see a fly Wearing a tie?!?!?
Down by the bay!!
I sincerely hope barney didn't ruin that song for me.
180. Susie said:
Hey Dang!
Did you ever see a llama
Wearing pajamas?
Down by the bay!
I love that one. Gotta go, now!
181. Kieran said:
KICK IN TEH DOOR WAVING THE 44
182. Kerri said:
HONK!
183. saralynnmo said:
Wait! Susie! What's the rest of that song, the cutest boy? Haven't heard it since I was 15.
184. Strizz said:
all ya heard was poppa dont hit me no mo
185. Katy said:
Oooh camp songs!
Kumbaya..........
or
There's a hole in the bucket, dear liza, dear liza, there's a whole in the bucket, dear liza, a hole.
Wellll fix it, dear henry, dear henry, well fix it, dear henry. Dear henry, well fix it.
With what shall I fix it, dear liza...
etc etc ad nauseum, ad nauseum...
186. Fran said:
"I am a Christian"...oh, my, I didn't even get it until I read somebody's else comment.
Where is my mind?
187. TexaRican said:
Saralynnmo:
"...the cutest boy I ever saw
was sippin' ci-dee-i-dee-ider through a straw.
And now and then
that straw would slip
and we'd sip ciiiiiider lip to lip.
And now and then that straw would slip, and we'd sip ci-dee-i-dee-ider lip to lip.
That's how I got
my mother-in-law
from sippin' ciiider through a straw.
That's how I got my mother-in-law
from sippin' ci-dee-i-dee-ider through a straw."
Wow, it's scary the things I remember! :)
188. mango said:
Serendipity --
My second son's Godmother was telling me about these books last night, how these books are her favourites. I was too busy clutching the table in horror at the fancy restaurant we had taken her to.
So why did we choose her? We didn't. I'm Jewish, we don't have Gdparents. She chose him. Which is fine. The fact that he's 17 helps. YELP.
189. saralynnmo said:
Yay, thank you!
190. mango said:
It's still funny, though, I get on to the puter to recover, go to Dooce, and find more Good Dog, Carl stories to recover from.
Maybe you had to be there.
191. Tanya said:
You do take some amazing pictures. :)
192. Mary In Sacramento said:
I remember a song from Girl Scout camp that talked about
Swabbin the Decks and something about some kind of ship, and we'd stomp and swish and do crazy things like that.
And then we'd sing about Jeeee-SUS! (with the accent on the "sus" and a reverent, fervent, crazy look in our eyes.)
We'd raise our hands in the air and close our eyes and sway, and I, being an agnostic or atheist or whatever would laugh at them.
Ah, good times.
-MiS
193. muffy wong said:
Hmm, does no one else Gonk E Tonk I Tonk???
194. Mary In Sacramento said:
AHA!! I found it, thank you Google!
Sons of the sea, bobbin up and down like this.
Sailing the ocean, bobbin' up and down like this.
Oh, you can build a ship my lad, bobbin' up and down like this.
Sons of the sea, hitching up your pants and
bobbin' up and down like this.
Sailing the ocean, hitching up your pants and
bobbin' up and down like this.
Oh, you can build a ship my lad, hitching up your pants and
bobbin' up and down like this.
...........swabbing up the decks,
hitching up your pants and
bobbin' up and down like this.
...........hoisting up the sail,
swabbing up the decks,
hitching up your pants, and
bobbin' up and down like this.
.......rowing the boat,
hoisting up the sail,
swabbing up the decks,
hitching up your pants and
bobbin' up and down like this.
.....barfing over the rail,
rowing the boat,
hoisting up the sail,
swabbing up the decks,
hitching up your pants and
bobbin' up and down like this.
I hated that goddamn song, cause we'd stomp and bob and sway and the girl next to me invariably bumped me and stomped on my feet and srayed mouthfuls of smores all over me. Am I the only person in America who ever got into a fistfight at Girl Scout Camp?
-MiS
195. Muffy Wong said:
Oh whoops. NEvermind, I scrolled a lot slower this time.
Some people DO get it.
196. TS Eliot said:
Industrial hell
or radio
Melange of Real
it says below
197. Kassi said:
HONK!!
198. Squish said:
I'm glad someone pointed the code out. That's really vey cool.
199. Squish said:
very, that is.
200. part-timer said:
I haven't read comments yet, but I think we're talking about camp songs...
Boy do I have good one....
"Oh, just plant a little watermelon on my grave, and let the juice
"ssllss" "ssllss"
tickle through.
Just plant a little watermelon,
that's all I ask of you.
Now, the taste of fried chicken
is mighty mighty fine
but there's nothing any sweeter
than a watermelon RII-IND!
So... Just...
plantalittlewatermelononmygrave and let the juice
"ssllss" "ssllss"
trickle through."
Hey!! It was fun at my, ummmm....10 (TEN) years of camp in Athens, GA.
Yeah, I am a redneck. : )
201. mrtl said:
Am I the only person here who never went to camp? (No - I didn't read all the comments today, and I'm not going to, dammit! The Dooce vortex sucks away more time than an electrolux does dust bunnies.)
202. RyanH said:
I never went to camp. I never sang the songs. I never had streaking experiences across the campgrounds. I never wore floating arm-boueys.
I escaped that fiery fate only narrowly.
203. kel-bel said:
HONK!
204. that-andrea said:
Aw Christ.
205. mrtl said:
Ryan, the only streaking experience I've had was right here, during a wine-induced frenzy. Yes, I streaked the Dooce comment section.
206. mrtl's imaginary friend said:
Hey mrtl, that sounds like a lot of fun. Loser.
207. Susie said:
and mrtl, you looked damn good doing it!
208. mrtl said:
Shut up, bitch!
209. mrtl said:
lol - Susie, that was to my imaginary friend, not you.
Thanks!
210. Susie said:
Who, me?
211. mrtl's imaginary friend said:
You know you were talking to Susie. Why you lie?
212. Susie said:
Disorderly comments lead to all sorts of confusion...
drunk and disorderly comments, even moreso
213. mrtl said:
Please ignore her. She's always trying to start shit.
214. mrtl said:
(I'm not drunk. I had a beer, but I'm not drunk. I swear! Just losing my mind.)
215. Susie said:
Uh, yea, you both look real nice
(anybody know mrtl's next of kin? we could have a sit-u-a-tion here...)
216. mrtl said:
Susie, you're so nice. I love you, man!
217. Susie said:
I love both of you too, man. Men.
218. mrtl said:
My computer is about to crash. The only screen I can pull up right now is Dooce. What's up with that? I'll see you later.
219. Circus Kelli said:
*HONK HONK HONK HONKY-TONK HONK*
That is all.
220. jules said:
word to big bird, yo!
man it's already eleven.. WHERE DI THE WEEKEND GO!?
happy monday, yo!
(:3
221. MrsDoF said:
Coming in from a whole 'nother parking place...in one of DOF's magazines I read an article about a company which Encourages any and all employees to write weblogs.
http://blogs.sun.com/roller/
doesn't look like anyone will be fired very soon
222. Spurious Plum said:
Andrea BT - I'm late in the game, but I know that song! My best friend as a child was a RLDS chick. I went to freaky fake Mormon camp with her a few times, and we sang this all the time. Had different lyrics though:
Oh, you can't get to heaven
In a putt-putt car
Cause a putt-putt car
Won't putt that far.
I ain't a-gonna grieve my Lord no more.
Oh, you can't get to Heaven
In dirty jeans
Cause the Lord ain't got
No washing machines
I ain't a-gonna grieve my Lord no more.
I can't decide if the Reorganized Church of Latter Day Saints weirder than the original...
223. erinluv said:
I didn't get a chance to say it earlier, but Heather, there was a mention of you in Thursdays Detroit Free Press. I was sitting in a Subway restaurant eating my lunch, I opened the front section and there was a quote from you, right on the inside cover!
224. Ms.Chievous said:
After my Religion 201 course in college...I finally understand the problem the rest of the world (and my ex-mormon atheist ass) has with Conk Honk Ronk I Sonk Tonk I A Nonkers.
Amen.
225. kim said:
Attention all geeks that attended church and/or band camp:
I have got you all beat. I went to FIDDLE CAMP. In NASHVILLE, TN.
I AM THE ULTIMATE IN GEEKINESS!
226. Henryk_ said:
It's still double dutch to me!
227. Henryk_ said:
It's still double dutch to me!
228. Henryk_ said:
Fiddle!?....reminds me of Tommy
229. Henryk_ said:
I am a Conk Honk Ronk I Sonk Tonk I A Nonk.....can someone decypher this (?)Mormon code.( be lucky to find anyone awake at this ungodly hour!
230. Henryk_ said:
I am a Conk Honk Ronk I Sonk Tonk I A Nonk.....can someone decypher this (?)Mormon code.( be lucky to find anyone awake at this ungodly hour!
231. Henryk_ said:
is there an echo in here?