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Heather talks about public tantrums (from kids) on today's Momversation.
- RIP Louis Mortimer Armstrong: http://bit.ly/1R4tv6
- Hugs and kisses to you, too! RT: @Monkey_Tree: @dooce he probably committed suicide because he was tired of LISTENING TO YOU WHINE.
- Our fish just died. And I'm sitting here crying. And it wasn't even my fault!
301. Bucky Four-Eyes said:
Graygirl -- then go 'head and put some rosin on the bow, if you know what I mean. ;)
'Manda -- I have already succumbed to the Mouse store. This is even better than Christmas!
302. The Mighty Jimbo said:
well it's like they say. all dogs go to heaven.
303. jp said:
OMG! Amanda B. I will fight you to the death over Dr. Luca Kovac, but Han Solo you can have. I did flowers for him and he's a beaaatch!!
304. Amanda B. said:
Jimbo- if you see a Marmot on your travels, will you snag it for me?
Puuulease?
305. Amanda B. said:
Wait. JP. You did flowers for who. HAN SOLO??
306. Girl.A said:
Yeah she's running out of ingredients for her marmot milkshakes.
307. jp said:
Uh, well that would be confidential, lets just say he's not nice.
308. Han Solo said:
Sometimes celebrities have bad days or even bad weeks. Like everyone else.
Sorry, jp. I'm human.
309. jp said:
Han I would excuse your rudeness if it happened once or twice, but you were an ass for years. Anyway your mom's a whore and you could tell her to tip once in a while. Do you know there is not one picture of you in that womans' house?
310. Amanda B. said:
EEEEEEEEEEEEP.
Han Solo, holy jeezus, I need a saaaample!
311. Graygirl said:
Bucky, you're so easy!!! I like that!
312. Tammy said:
Chuck pictures make my day brighter :)
313. jp said:
Sorry Amanda I will not crush your thoughts on the all mighty Han Solo, He is the nicest most hansomest, generouse, lovher there is. Fantasize on my naive one. May the force be with you.
314. Bucky Four-Eyes said:
Re: the latest "How to Annoy Me" --
Heather, I really hope you mean Leta.
You *do* mean Leta, right?
315. jp said:
I know that is really you Matt Damon, are you really that hard up for attention you would pose as Han Solo?
316. Girl.A said:
Wait - when did Jon start wearing diapers???
I thought he wore a titanium codpiece?
317. Amanda B. said:
Bucky- Wow. Jon is really out of control eh?
Just let her wash your belly Blurb. Remember the nad shots of the past few months...
318. Kassi said:
All I can say is yikes. The day starts out so innocent and by 2:00 resembles something out of porn horror. Thankfully Leta can't read yet.
319. kalki said:
I doubt Jon wears diapers and I'm sure he's discovered his private parts. I bet she's talking about her granny.
320. saralynnmo said:
I loooooove Sandy Cohen. I would marry him if he were not a tv character and if I were not already married.
321. Amanda B. said:
P.S. If anyone ever "does flowers" for Sam Rockwell, *grab him for me* .
He's small I think, it shouldn't be too hard. I will pay shipping.
Shutting. Up. Now.
322. Katie-be-bored-at-work said:
Ah, so Leta has discovered the beauty of her private parts. She's starting young. I remember when my little guy was two and he would sit in the bathtub giggling at his "cacahuate" (espanol for peanut) and pull on it incessantly. It was like he was thinking "Wow, another finger!" The instinctively know this is something really neat, and think it is the funniest thing ever.
323. Girl.A said:
I used to toss salads for Salma Hayek and man, she is a sweet tomato.
A little on the hirsute side, but sweeeeeet nonetheless.
324. Toni Gauthier said:
Umm, I thought we all agreed to refer to Leta's 'private parts' as a cheeseburger. Am I right?
325. Toni said:
excuse me, 'her' cheeseburger
326. jp said:
I acctually do flowers people not "do flowers" besides if I were "doing flowers" for Selma Hayek I wouldn't be living with a man that's for sure.
327. kalki said:
Do you think the ultrasound technician who called Leta's privates a "cheeseburger" points out a boy fetus' "hot dog"?
Maybe she mixes up the theme each day - that's what I'd do.
328. lawbrat said:
For all the Paris Hilton fans...this it too funny!
http://www.liquidgeneration.com/games/paris_cellphone.asp
329. jp said:
Girl A I read your quote by Hunter S. Thompson. Do you know why he killed him self? Such a sad loss.
330. kalki said:
Thanks for the inspiration, Lawbrat. Now I know what I'd do if I were the ultrasound technician lady.
"There's your daughter's Paris Hilton."
"There's your son's Clint Eastwood."
331. Girl.A said:
jp
I don't know... I'm no expert on his inner life. But I think he had struggled with depression and the emotional spinouts that come with drug abuse for years...
It is a sad loss. The man was a very talented thinker and writer. He gave us some real moments of clarity and brilliance. And beauty.
Sounds like I am talking about a diamond, and I guess I am.
332. janet jackson said:
hey doocey-
leta is TOTALLY starting to look like you now. witness: monthly newsletter, pigtails, goldfish. she's just got that heathery smirk all over her face. must feel good.
333. moose said:
jp: suicide is generally related to fear and loathing.
334. The Rock said:
Chuck - CAN YOU SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKIN'?
Well, I'm not wrestling anymore and I don't have time to cook much lately with all my movies... go see Be Cool this weekend, it's going to be AWESOME!
335. part-timer said:
...butting in... Thompson's wife was saying that he "wanted to go out on top" and had been talking, very matter of factly, about suicide for a while.
And yeah, what GirlA said, too.
336. Marc Anthony said:
Ben, stay away from my woman or I am going to kick your ass, dude. Little pansy boys like you don't last long in MY hood.
337. kieran said:
PASSSS the DOOCE to the LEFT HAND SIDE! PASSS The dooce to the left hand side! I loved that song!`
338. P.Diddy said:
holla.
339. greenthumb said:
jp,
I heard and interview with his son on NPR where he talked about the fact that his father was in pain, but that he had told his son that one day he would decide that he had nothing else to contribute, that he would feel that his work was done and choose the time and the place.
Not to discredit the other opinions, but that seems so reasonable on some level, since his son and his family were home at the time.
340. Angela said:
LMAO - now you really are going to hell!
341. cathi said:
I got the overwhelming desire to cross myself on this one. The dance of the cult (kneel, stand, say this, sit, kneel, cross, say that, up down turnaround, puts me in the mood, up down touch the ground, in the mood for food - no, that's Winnie the Pooh). Egads!
342. Cristin said:
so now Marc has to come in here too? Jeez Ben, give it a rest. She's married and has left you behind (npi), so get over it man!
343. LadyBug said:
Susie (#295) - I guess I wasn't clear that those lyrics were what I heard (and sang) when I was a kid. I still sing it that way sometimes, just for fun.
344. michael said:
how adorably blasphemous!
345. LadyBug said:
cathi! i can't believe you quoted that pooh song. i had that on a 45 when i was a kid. do you know "little black rain cloud" as well? i love that one.
(sorry for the no caps thing. baby bound.)
346. cat said:
Damn. Get used to it (the playing with private parts, uh, part...). And if/when you have a baby boy, fuggedaboudit! He's like to pull that thing off, I tell you WHAT!
347. cat said:
Um, that was in reference to "How To Annoy Me"... :)
348. LadyBug said:
BUSTY FOUR-EYES, isn't it a co-inky-dink that the topic has turned to........POOH!?!
349. cathi said:
LadyBug - my favorite Halloween costume EVER. I'm just a little black rain-cloud, hovering under the honey tree. I'm ONLY a little black rain-cloud; pay no attention to me...
350. LadyBug said:
cathi - you so totally rock!
351. cathi said:
Yes - I've done the Dance of the Pooh with my daughter, too. (How appropriate after my last post!) Fortunately, her daily crap is usually done for her babysitter. She also likes to roll over and stick her cute little butt in the air.
352. cathi said:
LadyBug - The Winnie the Pooh movie was the third DVD I bought (first two were two different version of Monty Python's Holy Grail, since I discovered after buying the first that I didn't get the one with the Lego version of "Knights of the Round Table," but I digress). We'll have to watch it this weekend.
353. Lisa B said:
I am completely loving that pic and laughing at all of the Catholic thingees everyone's been typing. heehee. I am a "recovering Catholic". Went to Catholic grade school and went to Church 6 days a week for many, many years.
I think I have gotten alot of the Catholic-ness out of my system via years of therapy, but I still feel enormous amounts for guilt for 1.) basically everything I enjoy and 2.) Everything I don't enjoy 3.) The talents, qualities and things I have 4.) The qualities, talents, and things I don't have.
And if the priest would have brought a dog into mass instead of just complaining that collection baskets weren't full enough, then I probably would have kept going. And the dog might have kept the priest so busy, he wouldn't have had time to sexually abuse the alter boys. Out of 9 perishes in the area I grew up, 8 of them had priests removed.
354. La Pixiatrix said:
Yeah I can see both sides of the speculation of reasoning for Thompson suicide. And I don't think we'll ever know. People often don't say what they mean, or in my case don't know how they feel.
There were many years when I thought everyone should have the right to suicide, and I still believe that. But I no longer want to die all the time - and I'm no longer telling myself that it won't hurt anyone else "that bad" if I did.
It may be perfectly rational that someone check out of his life, and his loved one's lives, because there wasn't anything else to contribute. That he didn't enjoy life enough to live tells me he wasn't feeling great.
There is a quote I read somewhere that logic can help you make bad decisions with confidence.
355. kalki said:
To Ladybug (everyone else please ignore, sorry): Any clue why I'm unable to post a comment on your site? I've tried 2 different days and it goes through all the steps and I hit Post Comment but then it doesn't show up. Do I need to know the secret code word or something?
356. greenthumb said:
If GOD is a D.J.,
Life is a dance floor,
Love is the rhythm,
Then you are the music.
If GOD is a D.J.,
Life is a dance floor,
you get what you're given
It's all how you use it.
GET YOUR ASS ON THE DANCE FLOOR NOOOOOOOOOOW!!!
357. greenthumb said:
GOD wants you to shake your ASS.
358. Relentless Christian Amber said:
Hey Dooce,
They were talking about you on Fox News. Talking about blog and firing. And that the word "dooced" came from your site.
You're getting lots of publicity. It's insanely cool.
And the Chuck picture is great. The tongue!
359. Relentless Christian Amber said:
Does God really want me to shake my ass? It's not that pretty of a site.
360. merdog said:
Yeah, and the guy at PCMag.com that was on Fox couldn't explain why "dooced" meant fired. I had to laugh at that. Fortunately the producer was able to whisper in Shep's ear what it meant. Talk about half-assed research.
361. amberlyn said:
hi kalki - i know your comment is for ladybug, but
do you have a pop up blocker?
i have one on my computer, and i have to disable the blocker if i want to leave a comment on ladybug's site.
362. Melle said:
Body of Christ?
AMEN!
haha!
363. Relentless Christian Amber said:
Merdog,
I had to laugh at that too. The two guys just laughed because they couldn't figure out what they were talking about for a few seconds.
364. I am in so much trouble said:
Click name for equal oppurtunity sexism!
365. Matt Damon said:
Sexy muthafucka shakin' that ass,
Shakin that ass,
Shakin that ass.
God Bless Prince
366. butterstar said:
I might get smote for this...but Uppercase GOD, how could you not notice the subliminal Christian message embedded in Lucky Charms?? Sure, the marshmallows pull you in, but the simple dry stuff (which outnumbers the 'mallows 10-to-1) kicks the subconscious' ass.
http://tinyurl.com/4zvp5
jp--rumor has it that HST's health was failing, and that he'd been planning this for a while (his wife has recently said she wished she'd been more supportive in his choice--probably because he shot himself while he was on the phone with her...that'll learn her!). Also, several friends and associates have said over the years that they (and HST) always expected that would happen--it was just a matter of when.
367. kalki said:
amberlyn, I do have the pop-up blocker enabled on my browser. I will disable and try it. THANKS!
368. Merdog said:
Well, doesn't it beg the question that if you're going to do a news story on "getting dooced" that you'd find out what it meant before going on the frickin' air??? Helllooooo?
369. kalki said:
It didn't work. I don't get it. It worked for Dang Cold, dang it.
370. kalki said:
Figured it out - employer's web filter won't let me post. Got a pop-up message from the filter after I enabled pop-ups. Will try again from home.
sorry to clog dooce comments with my troubleshooting...
371. Mushlette said:
I larned durn near ev'rthang worth larning 'bout religion frum mah dogs. Shee-it. They deep, them dogs is.
;-)
372. Burdanilex said:
Where did everyone go? Don't you people know that the comments are the only thing keeping me awake at work?! Come on! Entertain me!
373. Amanda B. said:
*Monkey dance for Burdanilex*
374. Katie-be-bored-at-work said:
I hear ya' Burdanilex. I feel awful because I haven't been as active today at postign comments. WHAT is wrong with me?
That is pretty comical that they were talking about Heather on Fox News. I wonder if Bill O'Reilly knows what "dooced" means? Is it just me, or is Bill O'Reilly a loudmouth, redneck, Bush-loving (in every sense of the word), perverted sicko?
375. PC said:
Somehow I just don't see Leta loving to see how you've shared your latest entry with the whole world.
I'm sure when kids in Leta's classes realize that they can google her, how humiliated she'll be to hear she played with her "privates" and poop. Amongst the other things like having to defend her mom who was in a Psych Ward, and loosing it when she was baby.
Kids can be cruel, childhood is tough enough—but now she can thank her mom and dad for supplying everyone with nice juicy tid bits that should have remained in the realm of her home. Nice Job Mom.
Take some clues from those who are real Celebes—they keep their kids out of the limelight. Geez, might as well draw a map to your house while you're at it.
376. cathi said:
PC - Really? What kid doesn't try to play with her poop?
suck it
377. Burdanilex said:
Now thats what I'm talkin about Amanda B.
PC SUCK IT
378. bethy-mae said:
About HJT
some times you have to break out of your own personal paradigm and stop wallowing in what used to be. He could have written about his anguish and shared it like all of us do. Who was it that said that suffering is noble and part of life? OH it was the pope, and now the conversation makes a full circle. I go now everyone have a good weekend.
Leta,
Please be good for mommy...ok
379. Katie-be-bored-at-work said:
Let me supply you with this juicy tidbit, PC. If you find Heather's actions so repulsive, move your hand over to your mouse and click the little x in the top of your browser window. Personally, I find your comments offensive. The fact that Heather shares her life with us in brave, and you making light of the fact that she had a brief period of mental instability is personally offensive and crude.
This, my fellow dooceketeers, is a PRIME example of what I like to call an ASS TROLL.
380. part-timer said:
ooh. things are heating up.. and i am going home. HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND EVERYONE!
381. Colleen from NJ said:
Hey, PC. Why the hate? Didn't your mom make you a scrapbook?
382. Relentless Christian Amber said:
An ass troll? Are those the type that live inside asses? Or is it just the type that are asses? Or both?
383. Dawn said:
In the name of The Father, The Son and The Holy Spirit, let's all play nicely, children!
Hurro Ruff!
384. Katie-be-bored-at-work said:
And another thing, Ass Troll, mental disorders, which I am all too familiar with, are not something you have to "defend". They are something you deal with and live with every day. Leta has a wonderful mother who has unconditional love for her, and who chooses to share her daily life with others.
What is indefensible is being a complete and utter ass troll.
385. Relentless Christian Amber said:
Ah well, I see no harm in Dooce sharing. Leta is just a baby. For crying out loud, did your parents never share embarrassing stories of you when you were a baby?
386. laurenbove said:
At this point I'm sure Heather is more than aware what "celebrity" can do to a family.
Regarding kids making fun of Leta: Kids will ALWAYS find something to make fun of if they wish to do so.
If all of this is still swimming around the web by the time her peers are computer literate, I'm sure there will be plenty to google those kids and their familys about.
Isn't it just as obvious to any googler of Leta or Dooce, that this is one hell of a "real" and loving family??
387. Katie-be-bored-at-work said:
And yes, Amber, I think an ass troll would be a troll that dwells inside an ass. A really stinky, crusty ass.
388. Relentless Christian Amber said:
lmao, Katie
389. cathi said:
Katie - you da ass troll bomb!
390. kalki said:
I have a feeling Leta will be the coolest in school. It's a given the girl's gonna have personality. Don't worry about her, PC. She can handle any little ass-troll brats who come her way.
391. laurenbove said:
Oh, and btw: Sam discovered poop and has been checking it out recently. OMG! Shit, Trevor did the same thing when he was wee. I can also recall my sister during potty training time getting into her diaper. My mom has stories of me and my cousin having a smear-fest at a tender age.
Is it me? Or do little ones go through a phase of interest in their poop and bodies before they realize that there are people out there who like to jump on others and judge them as if they are somehow closer to God than thou.
392. Katie-be-bored-at-work said:
I agree completely with Lauren. This is the 21st century, and people are blogging more than they are working (I can attest to that). Every child her age has a website, so I think there will be an equal playing field. Kids have been mean since time immemorial, and they will find a way to tease other kids, regardless of websites.
393. Colleen from NJ said:
but just in case, we fart in your general direction
394. Lily said:
To PC:
I have been reading dooce.com for months and have never commented but after reading your post, I couldn't stop myself.
Who does Leta have to defend? A mother who loves herself and her family enough to get help for a disease? A mother that tries to overcome the stigma of "mental" illness by sharing it with so many other people who are suffering?
Leta will be proud.
395. Katie-be-bored-at-work said:
Thanks, Cathi! I'm da ass troll bomb!
396. laurenbove said:
Good one colleen! It's a favorite of mine! Pfffft to PC.
(Politically Correct, perhaps? I think not.)
397. Colleen from NJ said:
katie-be-da-best-ass-troll-bomb!
398. kalki said:
I do need to thank you for your comments, though, PC. I had really missed Katie-BBAW doling out the "ASS TROLL" remark.
399. Graygirl said:
Once again, PC, you so very well illustrate for us "Dooce envy". A mere click of the mouse will eliminate the problem. You do know you don't have to read this page if you don't like it. (she says sarcastically).
400. Colleen from NJ said:
PC: poor conversationist?
401. cathi said:
dooce envy - that's good graygirl!
402. Colleen from NJ said:
PC: poo poo caca?
403. Katie-be-bored-at-work said:
That is exactly what I feel, Lily. I said the same thing, but you put it into better words. Leta will definitely be proud of her mother. Having gone through the angst of mental problems myself, including anxiety, OCD and depression, I am proud of myself for taking control of the situation and getting help. It is people like Ass Troll that need to be ashamed, because it is those people that haven't realized that they need some help.
404. Colleen from NJ said:
PC: pathetically cranky?
405. kalki said:
You know, I probably shouldn't have put my cat's ass on my blog this week. He's gonna hate me forever. Nice Job Mom.
406. Colleen from NJ said:
PC: probably compulsive!
407. cathi said:
kalki, your kitty has a really nice ass, though
408. Lily said:
To Katie-be-bored-at-work:
You rock! (And I'm proud of you, too). :)
409. Graygirl said:
PC - probably cranky
410. Colleen from NJ said:
PS: i should know! ha ha ha... sorry, all. feeling a little loony.
411. Katie-be-bored-at-work said:
Yes, Kalki, I was starting to wonder when we would encounter another ass troll. I guess there is never a lack of those! At least we enjoyed a few ass-troll free days.
412. Graygirl said:
PC - poor crack-head!
413. kalki said:
Awww, Cathi, I will tell him you said so. Maybe then he'll find it in his heart to forgive me...
414. Katie-be-bored-at-work said:
Thanks Lily!
Kalki, I like your cat's ass. And he looks pretty proud to have his ass on display!
415. Colleen from NJ said:
PC: Puny clitoris
416. kalki said:
Katie, I'm just glad you were here to say ASS TROLL! Cause nobody says it like Katie-be-bored-at work.
417. laurenbove said:
Oh, Colleen, haha...
If you've ever seen Chyna on celebritysmack.com....you'd rather that than a big one.
PC: Paltry Condescension
418. Katie-be-bored-at-work said:
PC - Pessimistic Crackwhore
419. kalki said:
oooh, paltry condescension! good one. (nothing like an ass troll to reduce us dooceketeers to name-calling)
420. Colleen from NJ said:
lol!! you guys are funny.
421. Iraida said:
Did he confess his sins first? LOL Great pic
422. Colleen from NJ said:
I didn't mean to name call. Merely guessing what PC stood for.
pootanky crack.
I. Can't. Stop.
423. Katie-be-bored-at-work said:
Paltry Condescension is the best so far. Name calling can be so fun when it involves an ass troll. It is funny that PC is so silent all of a sudden!
424. kalki said:
It's cool with me, Colleen. I love some good creative name calling.
425. Katie-be-bored-at-work said:
It was Particularly Careless of Ass Troll to leave those Putrid Comments.
Pootanky crack! That's great!
426. Colleen from NJ said:
oh good. I only wanted to be offensive to Ass Troll.
I agree; Paltry Condescension is perfect.
427. cathi said:
My cats don't clean their asses enough to want to inflict them on the general public, although I'd love to put Slava's ass up with his song. Maybe someday I'll give them a bath and get some nice shots of wet, clean kitty ass.
428. Colleen from NJ said:
LMAO Katie!
429. kalki said:
Yes, I was particularly proud that Simon's ass was clean in the photo. This is not a common thing, but we're working on it. I might show his internet-ass-shot to my other cats as an incentive: "If you keep your ass as clean as Simon's, Mommy will post a picture of it on the internet, too!"
430. Burdanilex said:
Thank you PC for making the comments section become lively again. Even if that wasn't your intended purpose.
431. laurenbove said:
Katie et al:
glad you likey
I'm with Colleen, its just such a fun game, why stop?
If PC didn't want to get stung, he/she wouldn't have stuck his/her arm in the bees nest.
putrid contempt
432. laurenbove said:
pretentious cur
433. cathi said:
pestilent creature
434. kalki said:
priggish cad
435. laurenbove said:
poison cakehole
436. Colleen from NJ said:
good one lauren! have three screamers here, trying to rack my brain...
postal crazy?
437. laurenbove said:
profoundly caustic
438. Kate said:
pugnacious cunt
who has severe jealousy of our Dooce.
leave Leta out of this.
439. Burdanilex said:
Putrid Cum
440. cathi said:
laurenbove, you're bringing out the Shakespeare lover in me...
Grow unsightly warts thou Puny codpiece-sniffing Canker-blossom
http://www.petelevin.com/shakespeare.htm
441. Colleen from NJ said:
piddily canker
442. Colleen from NJ said:
cathi, wow, on same wavelength..didn't even see your comment
443. Kate said:
I hope I didn't offend anyone (except PC) by using the c word. I hate that word, I use it sparingly. Yup...I just used it for the second time.
444. cathi said:
get outa my duckpond, Colleen! lol
445. Colleen from NJ said:
you guys rock. i have to make dinner...a Poor Concoction for Pissy Crank husband.
446. Colleen from NJ said:
Cathi, run with it! and Kate, excellent use of the c-word.
Troll be gone!
447. cathi said:
More fun at the Shakespeare site:
My finger in thine eye thou unmuzzled sheep-biting hugger-mugger. (finger in the eye always reminds me of Ice Tea's song "Voodoo Woman" -- "AAAAAAAHH -- My eye! Bitch!")
448. laurenbove said:
Cathi: You got it going on! All very creative ... mad props mad props...
popped condom? (is that too mean?)
449. butterstar said:
prostitutal cocksmoker
450. Graygirl said:
Pathetically challenged
451. laurenbove said:
Profoundly Cuckoo
452. cathi said:
laurenbove, what they say in the South is that you can say whatever you want as long as you follow it with "Bless her heart." (e.g., She's such a bitch, bless her heart.)
453. laurenbove said:
pinch-lipped cow
454. cathi said:
butterstar - I've watched way too much Wildwood; "cocksucker" is going to creep into my vocabulary at any time now.
Gotta love this - my 16-month-old is emptying the dryer into a basket for me, one item at a time, with the basket 10 feet away from the dryer.
455. laurenbove said:
Oh, cool, Cathi! I gotta try that.
We have that up North near the city, too, but not as sweet. You follow anything you want with "I'm just sayin'" and it's alllll gooood.
456. cathi said:
Here in Texas it's "I'll tell you wha-hat."
457. laurenbove said:
cathi - way to keep 'em busy! it's so cute how they want to help at that age (when they rarely can) too bad that ends when they become truly competent.
458. cathi said:
shhhh lauren - she's my first - don't ruin it. lol
459. kristine said:
Cocksucker. That's my mom's favorite word.
460. cathi said:
i think i should go - the child has dumped the basket and is happily strewing the clean clothes around the livingroom.
thanks for the laughs, all - have a great weekend!
461. laurenbove said:
cheers cathi, have fun refolding! (ah, i know it well.)
462. Susie said:
Dooce is so BIG now, I can't believe all the celebrities that are hanging out here.
Colleen from NJ said at 03:09PM, 03.04.2005:
Hey, PC. Why the hate? Didn’t your mom make you a scrapbook?
Is that what does it to 'em, Colleen? Geez, I better get off the computer and start cutting and pasting.
463. Spike said:
ROFL.
464. kel-bel said:
You guys are hilarious.
465. Amber said:
wow. large gap
466. kel-bel said:
yeah. its like everyone just *vanished*
467. Amber said:
I guess all that fun and games wore them out.
468. cathi said:
Amber - the ATP (Ass Troll Patrol) works hard to keep this place friendly.
469. Amber said:
That's a real good thing.
470. Dr. Johnny Fever said:
Uh, Cathi, the only ass trolls I'm patroling are my own.
Hold on. That didn't sound right.
I'm only patroling trolls in my own ass.
Aw, fuck it. Never mind.
471. cathi said:
Dr., I've read about your ass. Wouldn't any trolls there drown?
472. mish said:
this has got to be my favorite picture yet. the cross, the dog, crist's symbolic body. Ya gotta love it. oh - also how Chuck's tongue looks so etheral.
473. Gooooder said:
dooce,
can you type coherently while intoxicated on tequila?
its important to know.
474. Bucky Four-Eyes said:
Ethereal dog tongue, Mish?
Now I feel all funny.
475. Lori said:
Found your site today -- love it!
476. k said:
taking into consideration I'm drunk:
dooce- I hope that this labour of maybe love hasn't turned into a burden for you. you seem to be a great mum (sorry, I'm canadian and I once had a teacher tell my I wasn't allowed to spell it that way, therefore it's always mum to me) and I salute you for putting yourself, your strengths and your flaws, out there for everyone to read. i don't know if i could take half of the stuff that you end up taking. it's too bad you will maybe forever be known as "that lady that lost her job because of her website" to some people.
all the best to you, jon, leta, chuck...the avon world champion...and all those you care about.
PS...the page you get when you forget to put some information in when you try to comment looks really weird
477. Amber said:
Aww, that's sweet.
478. Don't bogart that said:
The dog pics are great! Still like Feb 17 - "Jonesie Witch Project"
479. Yasmin said:
Sooooooo cute.
480. Henryk_ Fri@1206AM Correct Sydney time said:
You could have put a better caption to the pic!
NOT
HAPPY
JAN!
481. Henryk_ Fri@1206AM Correct Sydney time said:
Sat 1630hrs There...thats better.
482. Kate said:
That would be awesome if the wine came in a doggie bowl.
483. Henryk_ said:
Doggie bowl, straight from a Chateau le Cardboard Vintage 2005
484. 'nee said:
Nobody'll read this because it's comment number four hundred and eighty four, but that's what makes this fun: Did you know, Heather, that you have weird crazy fans who post hundreds and hundreds of strange, strange things on your website, every single day? That's pretty fucking cool if you ask me. Weird, but cool.
485. LadyBug said:
'nee - Just wanted to you to know I read your comment.
That is all.
486. Mrs.Strizzay said:
Re # 375
How do you know she is loose? I mean really, did I miss that post?
487. Mrs.Strizzay said:
It is still early mountain people time
488. Mrs.Strizzay said:
look at my times maaaaan
wooooaaaahhhh
BLAH
489. Mrs.Strizzay said:
Heather are you awake? Watching TV? Wishing Froggy was asleep?
Bumping uglies? Reading this? Yearning to poop?
Or are you sound asleep not realizing that your drooling a bit of spittle on your pillow?
490. Mrs.Strizzay said:
I am freezing my ass off here
I am going to go get into bed with my hubby and suck all his body heat from him.
WHY else get married if not to have warm thighs in which to put your cold cold feet????
(this only applies to them, I ain't no furnace bizznich)
491. Mrs.Strizzay said:
I ate a TV dinner, a chickeeeeen one.
fried.
It was good. And tasty. You have to stir the mash tatos though or they are all gritty.
492. Mrs.Strizzay said:
My hubby likes grits.
I like fresh warm biscuits smothered in butter and honey.
MMMM
493. Mrs.Strizzay said:
grits rhymes with
tits
and naughty bits
494. Mrs.Strizzay said:
Anyway, having a one sided convo while freezing fucking cold kinda sucks.
Nighty nighty poopy heads.
495. Mrs.Strizzay said:
Ok, last one. For real. I have goose bumps. On my flesh.
496. Mrs.Strizzay said:
Shit that was supposed to be at 20...NO.MORE.F5ING!!!!! (of France!!!! weiner rectalage)
497. Sara said:
Oooohhh, tongue action shot! Way cool. (And can I ask how you feel about your Comments section becoming a chat board of sorts? Just curious...)
498. Heather said:
I love that his tongue's moving so fast it's a blur.
499. MyChelle said:
Drat - I was hoping against hope that a new pic would mysteriously post in the middle of the night, as I am in fact awake mysteriously in the middle of the night and would LOVE to get first, gratifying all of my acceptance needs all in one fell swoop. Shit. Maybe in a few minutes!
500. MyChelle said:
woo hoo 500!!
In order to purchase one of the 1500 pairs of half price tickets to the Austin City Limits Festival (150 bands come to MY NEIGHBORHOOD park...yipppee...for three days of music & happiness in late september here in austin tx), one must do ridiculous things. Including being awake right now because you're anxious...
First, be on a mailing list. Not a ridiculous thing inherently, by my ISP mailserver sometimes doesn't like lists.
Second, be available at some point today (yes - all day - no idea when) to receive an email from that list. So I woke in a panic 16 minutes ago and got logged in and ready to receive the email.
Third, upon receipt of said email, you will be provided with directions to the super secret ticket sales website to allow you to purchase a maximum of 2 $35 tickets for the 3-day festival. That's right, less than $12/day for the likes of Ben Harper, String Cheese Incident, Elvis Costello, Pixies - and these were just the headliners last year...
Fourth, get to that site & get the tix without misentering your personal data and credit card information ... I get fumble fingers when trying to do things quickly.
And hope you're one of the first 1500 to get the email and follow the breadcrumbs to your tix - cuz once the 3000 available tix are sold, you will have to wait til May to purchase $75 tix with monstrous service charges. last year, with shipping, fees, etc - 2 tickets for me and the honey (not at the half price deal) were $169. Still a bargain, but I was pissed at having signed into the email & got to the ticket website at 1205 am. Only those with broadband must have gotten through.
TMI, i know! but i had to 'splain why i am crazily up at this hour!
501. Henryk_ said:
501...sooooo close
502. Henryk_ said:
My 4:30 something sick gag.....A man walks into a bar one day and says to the barkeeper 'you will give me a free beer if I show you something amazing' and the barkeeper said 'okay!' so the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a 12 inch piano and a 12 inch pianist and the pianist starts playing on the piano 'that's amazing!' said the barkeeper 'how did you get him?' 'well' said the man 'I have a friend who's a genie and he granted me a wish!' 'wow!' said the barkeeper 'can I see him?' 'yeah sure! he's right here with me!' said the man and so the barkeeper wished for a million bucks and suddenly a load of ducks come through the door one by one a load of ducks! 'what's going on?' said the barkeeper 'well' said the man 'the genie is deaf! so he hears things differently!' 'well what did you wish for?' said the barkeeper 'well I certainly didn't ask for a 12 inch pianist!' said the man!
503. Henryk_ said:
so it's a bit early!!
504. Sarah M said:
Oh gosh. You bring back bad memories of Catholic Education. Sitting in the huge smelly old cathedral, taking the cardboard bread, drinking from the same cup that my cancerous Math teacher drank from.
Thank Goodness for Chuck.
505. Henryk_ said:
You wanted to drink from the cup that Chuck lapped out of??
506. Henryk_ said:
In order to purchase one of the 1500 pairs of half price tickets to the Austin City Limits Festival, one has to be a true diehard!
507. Jo said:
That dog is so damn cute