The dude with the glasses ripped it on the slopes
You must have a dooce® Community account to leave a comment.
If you've already registered, login.
If this is your first time posting here, snag a free account.
Heather talks about public tantrums (from kids) on today's Momversation.
- RIP Louis Mortimer Armstrong: http://bit.ly/1R4tv6
- Hugs and kisses to you, too! RT: @Monkey_Tree: @dooce he probably committed suicide because he was tired of LISTENING TO YOU WHINE.
- Our fish just died. And I'm sitting here crying. And it wasn't even my fault!
601. Peter Hentges said:
Morning, Annejelynne!
602. Peter Hentges said:
BFE: Mmmmm. Morrrrrphine drip.
603. Henryk_ said:
There more of that white stuff. We have white stuff here too, but we get to swim near the stuff. Lots of it is yellow (no, NOT yellow snow)and we swimm near it as well. Watch the stuff, it gets every where...your hair, under your nails, under your cozzies! I love beach sand!!!!
604. jeff c. said:
Dude!!! Look at that powder!!! Can you ship some of that to Washington State??? We're hurtin' over here!!!!
605. Mrs.Strizzay said:
Koop, I am aware actually of all of that. I am sure a woman who sleeps with soap stars (woohoo!) knows a coke head or two. I made that comment as a stern long arm of the law type person and am quite sure that when she does lines off Letas belly she puts the dollar bill in a baby proof platic bottle so the wee one doesn't start sucking on it.
I am high on life. And knock knock jokes at dinner. And bleach.
ME ME ME ME hehehe
Anne, I so saw that. We need some poop police to investigate this farther. If I ever need a plumber I am so gonna ask him.
606. Henryk_ said:
yes.....good afternoon Annejelynne!
607. Mrs.Strizzay said:
And when I say "sleeps" I mean that in a past tense oh so long ago that schmuck doesn;t compare to the Jonmeister in anyway.
Please let this be my disclaimer that pertains to all comments I make for the duration of this DP.
Thankyou
608. Amanda B. said:
This week self portrait day is Thursday. Mihow works Tuesday night now so she will get them ready on Wednesday evening I imagine. (for Self Portrait Day.com) Well, I mean any day you want on your own site obviously, but a bunch of us are doing it on Thursday.
Uh huh huh...."doing it"
609. Bucky Four-Eyes said:
DP, Striz?
Double Penetration?
610. Island Girl in London said:
It snowed in England today.
Just sayin'
611. Mrs.Strizzay said:
BFE...SHHHH!!!!
AmandaB..do I email Mhow or is it to late already? DO we email her on a weekly basis...explain please.
612. Dr. Johnny Fever said:
Speaking of getting ripped, a new but regular visitor to my site wrote me today to say that she wouldn't be visiting anymore because I talked about boogers today.
613. Closet Metro said:
Dr. Johnny - I will stop visiting your site if you stop talking about boogers.
You can't please everybody.
614. Bucky Four-Eyes said:
Dr. J --
Booger talk is a stepping stone on the path to moral decay, son.
First comes the boogers, then the poop worms its way in, and pretty soon it's all Diva Cups and blumpkins.
It's slipperier than Courtney Love's vaginal ski slope.
615. Dr. Johnny Fever said:
If I stop talking about boogers, what else is there to discuss? Snot is my life.
616. Amanda B. said:
Strizz- You can send your pic to submit@selfportraitday.com and she'll get it. She's still working out the bugs on the how and whens, they are throwing ideas around over at Mihow.com.
I'm pretty sure this week is full, but if you send your pic to her, she'll let you know when it will be posted.
Otherwise we are posting like everyone did last week on our personal web sites too, but on Thursday.
617. cathi said:
Dr. J - Booger talk offended her more than the language?
Maybe she had some traumatic event in her life involving boogers, like an older brother who would pick them and make her eat them.
I'm just saying.
618. Dr. Johnny Fever said:
That's the funny part, Cathi. She doesn't mind the language and the puke and the poop and the whole, undigested cranberries in my daughter's diapers, but the boogers are over the line. What a maroon.
619. cathi said:
Do you think she was being facetious?
620. Mrs.Strizzay said:
macaroon
621. Dr. Johnny Fever said:
...and I quote the aforementioned maroon:
"Well, I have gotten a lot of enjoyment out of your site. But after today I dont think I can visit again. I appreciate your bluntness but the booger thing was way for than I can handle. Thanks for the laughs."
622. Girl.A said:
Dr Fever,
I would reply to your reader:
" Touche. "
623. Mrs.Strizzay said:
pantaloon
624. Mrs.Strizzay said:
Girl A...keep your dirty little hands to yourself young lady!!!
625. cathi said:
Mrs.Strizzay, are you rhyming?
626. cathi said:
Girl.A - You remind me. Dude painted a wall at my office, then put a sign up that read, "No Tuche! Wet paint!!"
627. Girl.A said:
Wax on, whack off.
628. Michelle Brady said:
Oh, the snowboarding entry!
I totally imagined myself telling some snotty little 5-year-olds there is no Santa Claus so SUCK IT, and I laughed out loud more times than I know how to count. Wow. Just an awesome entry.
629. Renae said:
Okay, so I promised myself I wouldn't ever comment in your picture entry about your written entry, because well, you said NO COMMENTS. But, um...you just made me want to snowboard even though I am fucking TERRIFIED of it, because I KNOW I would die.
Rock on!
630. Mrs.Strizzay said:
She said no comments? When?
631. kalisah said:
in every way try to please HIM...
wow cool. I tried skiing once but then I decided that skiing is not a sport that a totally non-athletic girl from the south should attempt to take up at the age of 36.
Glad you caught the buzz. Especially if you're gonna live out west.
Me, I just hung out in the lodge drinking hot chocolate and peppermint schnapps.
632. Chloe (is here) said:
How wrong is it that I want to be one of the many that now floods dooce's inbox with ass photos? It would be clothed. I promise.
Amanda B.-- you so funny! And I like the pockets on your jeans. And the cuffs on your shirt.
Dude in the picture is cold-- look at how red he is! I went skiing once when I was, like, 12. The highlight was the ski lodge's hot cocoa.
633. Mrs.Strizzay said:
Forget Mandas shirt, did you see the rock on her hand. MMHMM
634. Spurious Plum said:
Chloe, If ass photos are wrong, I don't wanna be right.
635. juli said:
Whoop, whoop! Welcome to your newest addiction. I'm only sorry because it means you'll update less when it's snowing...
636. bean said:
for those interested in the great soy debate, here's a good article:
http://www.mothering.com/articles/growing_child/food/soy_story.html
mothering. not just for moms. a great mag.
as for the boarding? i tooootally get that feeling of finally getting down that hill. sore face. sore ass. elbows broken. all that and a smile. must board again soon.
637. Peter Hentges said:
Oh, man ... where's my late-night dooce crew? Help, help! We're bored here at work!
638. Fran said:
Hey...I almost want to go snowboarding now. Very funny post.
http://tinyurl.com/4yx2z
A little link for Jon...hee hee hee
639. rancette said:
Cool. even if it's not snowing here, i get to see pictures of snow :)
640. Kick Shoe Kooy said:
There is no snow in Washington this year. All of us up here are jealous.
641. log-cabin-it said:
fuck you are a fantastic writer.
642. Leon said:
I hope you get Leta reading soon. You're going to need all the reviewing help you can get if your comment sections continue to explode like they have over the last couple of months.
I mean the way your blog begets smaller and often unrelated blogs within blogs within blogs. The comment sections reproduce faster than rabbits.
Dooce - The Biggest and Baddest Blog Banyan Tree on the Internet
643. saralynnmo said:
It's snowing in Oxford, yay!
644. Leon said:
Sorry, a quick note;
“Yeah, well THERE REALLY IS NO SANTA CLAUS, SO SUCK IT.â€
Because as you know up until now Leta has been using her eyelashes to maim helpless kittens and key expensive sports cars
....genius Dooce, really good funny times
Thanks again and keep it up
645. Peter Hentges said:
Sounds like blog budding behavior!
646. diippi said:
hi Peter..
seems you were waiting for me ;) (read on your blog)
647. Mama said:
Wait, there's no Santa Claus????
648. Mama said:
Dooce,
As we prepare for the final episode of "Project Runway", could you please offer your take on why this show is so great?
And who do you think will win?
Thanks!
649. Jason said:
No hard feelings saralynnmo? I was just joshin with ya, it was too obvious to resist. I was born in Tulsa, now in Luxembourg. Enjoy Oxford.
650. saralynnmo said:
No hard feelings Jason. I, too, am one sarcastic bastard.
651. Peter Hentges said:
Hey, there diippi! Yeah, was hoping the late-night (for me) crew would be around to help keep me awake!
652. Peter Hentges said:
Then, of course, actual work cropped up to keep me busy and away from the fabulous world of commenting on dooce.com for over an hour. Ah, the things we have to put up with for money.
653. diippi said:
You bet ! or as we call it here in india 'paapi pet' i.e evil stomach ... hehe
654. Peter Hentges said:
::chuckle:: I don't think it's evil, diippi ... just a little *too* happy. But thanks for your concern.