Austin Chucklett
Yesterday in an email from Shana (hi! Shana) Chuck was compared to Austin Scarlett from "Project Runway." I'd say Chuck is a dead ringer.
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1. Maggie said:
Wow, I don't know that I've ever been up to see the pic change before..
2. Psycho Kitty said:
Oh, that naughty boy.
3. Emma said:
he looks very thoughtful
4. Courtney said:
So, dog balls aren't appropriate for this site? That's a shocker.
5. Kimberly said:
Thanks for censoring...it's a little early in the morning for that.
6. Susannah said:
Woohoo!! Chuck Friday!! I totally needed that to make me smile. Thanks!
7. Heather said:
Top ten?
chuck is so cute!
8. sophie said:
pretty!
9. Elizabeth said:
First?!
10. Heather said:
LIPSTICK!
11. ordinary girl said:
yeah - happy chuck friday
12. lou said:
oh so sad - austin - oops i mean, chuck it's FRIDAY! cheer up buddy!
13. Bucky Four-Eyes said:
Oh, bony Chuck who licks his ass
And pees on every blade of grass
When Pop-Tarts call, he answers back
While lapping at his empty sack
14. Maggie said:
Holy shit, I was first. Red rocket, Chuck, red rocket!
15. Jennifer in Kansas City said:
Man, I never thought I'd see the day the FCC had to regulate DOOCE!
Or perhaps we're just protecting his integrity.
Yay for Chuck Fridays, even if they require pixellation and black dots!
16. Dazed & Confuzed said:
Yay! Jeff Gannon...oops..I mean, *Chuck* Friday! Chuck looks resigned to have strangers ogle his twig and berries (sans berries). And speaking of Jeff Gannon, here’s another (although completely unrelated) brilliant prank:
17. Bucky Four-Eyes said:
So. . .it's Chuck No-Genitals-Showing Friday, is it?
*sigh*
Guess I can put the vibrator back in my purse.
18. spoonleg said:
"You do know what Chuck rhymes with...?" -Sarah Blank
19. Spurious Plum said:
I like the sunshine shining through Chuck's pretty eye.
Oh, and I like the 'censored' dot too.
20. Dazed & Confuzed said:
http://www.prangstgrup.com/lm/
(do you like how I left out the link in my last post? Completely intentional)
21. gretchen said:
finally a little bit of censorship on this site! ;)
22. TulsaOkie said:
Man, what a mean thing to post a picture of Dooce.. Or are dogs like human men, meaning they like to advertise their Wee Waw's?
Anyways, Happy Chuckles Friday Everyone!
23. Other Heather said:
Oh my Bucky! That was incredible.
24. ashik said:
I was briefly in love with Chuck, for he is a handsome boy, oh yes. Then, I scrolled down and now Bucky shares that special place in my heart.
Alas, I am a girl and it is not meant to be.
And even Chuck's unmentionables are unviewable...
25. Jodi who blogs said:
It is Friday! Who better to ring it in than Chuck!
26. annabelle said:
I love dogs. I have two cats and last night I told my husband that if someone offered me a couple thousand for both of them with the promise to always keep them warm, fed, and happy, I'd sell them in a heartbeat. And then buy a dog. He replied that I was a cold-hearted bitch and that I was also delusional because nobody in their right mind would pay a few thousand for a couple of ordinary, overweight, middle-aged house cats.
27. spoonleg said:
Back off, bitches. Bucky is MY bride.
28. Shlee said:
Only if Chuck can do the "whatever" hair flip like Austin. I bet he can...
29. seannarae said:
are we censoring the pink lipstick or just the sheath?
30. boxing octopus said:
of course, since we're all hip internet denizens here, we all know about this already, right?
http://www.livejournal.com/community/projectrunway/29653.html
31. RazDreams said:
chuck's name is spelled wrong: chCUklett. plus, i couldn't get onto the site and panicked. thought i'd have to work there for a minute. whew.
32. Katie-be-bored-at-work said:
CHUCKLES!!! The website was down for a minute, and I got scared I wouldn't see Chuck today!!! (Why did you have to go and censor it?)
33. Mojo said:
So you're familiar with Austin's balls? Scary. If I were to imagine that kind of thing (which I won't), I would imagine that Austin's package had a three cornered hat and his pubes had just as much mousse as the rest of his hair. Is that what Chuck has down there?
34. Squish said:
chuck is so handsome. cute tease with the censored button...
35. heather deeeee said:
i thought he'd be licking it. dogs like that, a lot. (hee)
thanks for the laughter...like usual...
36. RazDreams said:
now everything's fixed and life is good. maybe we all crashed her server. REBOOT! maybe dooce will start being less predictable with her daily pix posting-time so that we don't crash her server no more.
37. Bucky Four-Eyes said:
"Don't rub your feces on the lampshade." -- Sarah Blank
38. Charlie said:
Is that what they're calling neutering now? Censorship?
39. edith said:
heehee
40. Circus Kelli said:
Wee! It's Chuck Friday!
No wee-wee, though... thank goodness. Yeah, I for one am grateful for that bit of censorship... ;)
41. Squish said:
okay. I see. HaHa!
42. Tracey said:
Chuck is MUCH hotter than Austin Dooce! :)
43. becca said:
The posing! It's awesome.
44. spoonleg said:
"Let's go watch some gay porn so that we can get our hate back" -Derrick Blank
45. Dr. Johnny Fever said:
Dog porn. Rad.
46. another mama said:
Thank you for protecting your dog's modesty. He'll thank you later.
47. Kick Shoe Kooy said:
Oh. So that's Chuck. Nice Chuck.
48. Hal said:
First?
49. sporty said:
Dude, does Chuck love the camera? My dog rolls his eyes and turns his head away every single time I get the camera out. I can't even use my phone anymore.
50. Circus Kelli said:
Mojo -- Ugh. That was just nasty. I'm eating breakfast here!
51. part-timer said:
Chuck and Austin look exactly alike!! Except Chuck is way cuter.
I'm so glad it's Friday. Or rather, that tomorrow is Saturday.
52. Katie-be-bored-at-work said:
Chucky porn. Nothin' better on a Friday.
53. Lawbrat said:
ahhh....I started to get scared when I couldnt d.l dooce that I wasent going to get my daily (ok, several times a day) dose. WHEW! All is good with the world now.
54. Scott said:
Chcuk has no shame putting his pink thing out there for all the world to see. Thank UPPERCASE GOD for that dot.
Spoonie - You can't lay claim to every hot blogger on the net. You already hump with Amanda B and Carol. Let someone else enjoy Bucky's kibbles for a while. =) I'll gladly take Bucky's place for you if Amanda B will let me out of the cage for a supervised visit with you.
55. heidillydoo said:
Ewwww - Chuck's pee pee!
56. Katrina said:
I guess we won't be playing Chuck Nut Dooce today. Please, everyone, stop sitting in a circle. We're going to play Red Rover instead.
57. seannarae said:
there really is something special about the CENSOR graphic
http://tinyurl.com/4yndq
58. Matt in London said:
Great shot - thanks for the censor - don't think I could handle (ooer) 'the dogs danglies' at this time of the day.
59. Squish said:
Dang cold is a Neil Young fan...!
When I was fourteen my only goal in life was to marry Neil Young. I guess it's not too late, were both alive and kickin'...
60. Chris said:
I, for one, was not saddened a bit that you took the liberty of censoring Chuck's package. Not only does he deserve his dignity, but I really don't want to see Chuck's package over my morning coffee. Or, honestly anytime of the day, for that matter. I love my animals, but I don't LOVE my animals.
61. Katie-be-bored-at-work said:
Chuck is way more handsome than that "guy". For one, he isn't cross-eyed.
62. leandra said:
Damn those Project Runway marathons... and I was doing so well... I am so weak.
63. Circus Kelli said:
Katrina, I read that as stop SPITTING in a circle and thought "Huh?"
Sorry. Cinnamon toast with raisins anyone?
64. lily-o-the-field said:
-college student who decided to delurk today-
Is chuck sulking? he looks like my dog does when she sulks. i have a picture of her on my site, if anyone wants to see.
65. andre said:
I have scientific proof that men can think with their balls. Maybe it's the same for dogs.
66. heidillydoo said:
Dogs danglies?! hee hee
67. Circus Kelli said:
I don't think Chuck is sulking. I think he's being all "sexy with his eyes" an shit...
68. Bucky Four-Eyes said:
Spoony, I know I'm your bride and all, but. . .
Did you not see the fine print in the license that states that I am not compelled to give up my sluttery, even for the bonds of unholy mattressmony with you?
69. spoonleg said:
Tomorrow I want you to write a history poem on Hiroshima, but nothing too faggy. -Mr. Noblet
70. heidillydoo said:
I remember seeing the pink lipstick as a kid, and my sister and I used to run away screaming "ewwwwwww put that thing away!"
71. Sherri said:
Mojo -- HA!
Now I've got this song in my head:
My hat it has three corners
Three corners has my hat
And had it not three corners
It would not be my hat
72. spoonleg said:
Is that how they say hello in WHOREVILLE, bucky?
73. spoonleg said:
First of all, the retarded don’t rule the night. They don’t rule it. Nobody does. And they don’t run in packs. While they may not be as strong as apes, don’t lock eyes with them. It puts them on edge. -Wilford Brimley
74. Katrina said:
Circus Kelli, I didn't know we had circle spits here. I knew there were orgies, but not circle spits.
75. Closet Metro said:
What, is this like those teaser porn sites that you have to subscribe before the black dot goes away? Where do I put in my credit card number?
76. Southern Fried Girl said:
I was in the same boat - Dooce would not load on my computer and I almost dug out some work to do but then I just started reading other internet articles. Cured that problem right quick.
Happy Chuck Friday!!!!!
77. Katie-be-bored-at-work said:
Chuck reminds me of those Renaissance paintings of the robust nude women - the ones that lay on their side with a forlorn look on their face. While they are naked, they are very regal and discreet. Chuck is definitely regal.
78. spoonleg said:
What I’d like to know is, why are there retarded people in school with my daughter? -Sarah Blank
79. Biggest Apple said:
That is a great shot of Sir Chuck. After all the scandal of his widely publicized affair with Camilla, I knew it would only be a matter of time before the tabloids were knocking on his door.
80. August95 said:
Chuck looks like he is enjoying the sun, at least more than having his pic taken. Happy Friday
81. Dazed & Confuzed said:
"Hmmm - why does your finger smell like *his* ass?" - Jerri Blank
82. ap said:
Was it your Mormon ISP that censored Chuck's doggy penis or was it your good taste??
83. Susan said:
Oh, Chuck, it's nothing we haven't seen here before. Happy Chuck Friday.
84. Katie-be-bored-at-work said:
Ah, the memories of the lipstick. My friend and I were 11 years old, playing with Barbies in her basement, when her decrepit hound dog sprawled out in front of me. I knew what it was, but it was the first time I had ever seen any form of male anatomy. I started thinking that maybe human men's weiners looked like that, all red and pointy. I know better now, of course, but I guess the human male anatomy doesn't look much prettier, really.
85. christy said:
bow chikka wow wow
(doggie porn music)
86. Circus Kelli said:
Katrina said at 08:23AM, 02.18.2005:
Circus Kelli, I didn’t know we had circle spits here. I knew there were orgies, but not circle spits.
Well, neither did I. Hence, my confusion...
87. LadyBug said:
*Just back from breathing into a paper bag*
Okay. So I logged onto Dooce, saw Chuck's photo, tried to comment....and ACK! Dooce went away! I could NOT get on! And I was scared....no, PETRIFIED that I might have to do ACTUAL WORK at work today. Thank UPPERCASE GOD everything's alright now.
Bucky, LOVED the poem. Between that and our mutual affection for Tom Lehrer, you are so totally my best friend. Meet ya at the mall, k?
And I've never seen Project Runway (we don't get that channel), but that guy looks prissy. Chuck's not prissy, is he? Please....tell me Chuck's not prissy.
88. bethymae said:
I can almost hear the deep doggy sigh.
89. Mojo said:
Circus Kelli:
Many Apologies. I hate to offend sensibiliies. Next time I'll make my off-color comments closer to ...oh.. say tea time.
Sherri, i have no idea what that song is, but now it's in my head too.
90. Circus Kelli said:
christy said at 08:29AM, 02.18.2005:
bow chikka wow wow
(doggie porn music)
Ha! That made me laugh out loud. I say that phrase all the time (only the human version, cause, like, I'm really NOT into animals, ya know?)
91. Dang Cold.. said:
perhaps a shot of Chuck and Jones bumpin' their furry uglies to go with christy's music??? caption at the bottom reading:
"directed by ruff jeremy"
92. Amanda B. said:
Dooce- I love the censored tag over his doggie bits. Thanks for the giggle this morning.
Metro- you are funny. :)
93. Circus Kelli said:
Mojo: Thanks, baby! That would be great! I don't drink tea. :)
You're da bomb diggity!
Wait, what DOES that mean, anyway?
94. Mrs.Strizzay said:
Lmao @ Bucky, serving herself up a healthy dose of crack rock this morning.
Hey Chuck, I have a pretty black lab. How do you feel about inter-breed dating?
95. U.B. said:
Damn you Dubya and your censorship!!
(although, in this case, I'm not that upset. Just the principle of the thing...)
96. Terri said:
Beautiful Dog. He must be pretty impressive if it was censored *wink*
97. Gooooder said:
finally i can comment, i thought i was going to be deprived all day of CHUCK FRIDAY.
98. Circus Kelli said:
Closet Metro -- Why don't you just wait until the next issue of PlayDog Magazine comes out instead? :)
99. geeekgirl said:
That guy scares me, and lives less than 200 miles from my house!
100. Moxie said:
Katie....I thought all men looked li..nebbermind.
101. Mrs.Strizzay said:
Hey Metro, there is totally free porn out there. Not that I , like, would know or anything.
102. Gooooder said:
censoring the dog weeee
103. Bucky Four-Eyes said:
"An ugly woman is never a reward." Chuck Noblet
104. Bucky Four-Eyes said:
Striz -- It's not crack. Just a little hardening of the arteries.
105. amberlyn said:
oddly enough, i didn't even realize it was friday until i saw the picture of chuck...and this is AFTER my venti latte.
i need more sleep.
in other news, who wants to help me?! i'm writing an article on "womanly character" and what it means and how it changes over time. fascinating, right?
your assignment - start it for me. so far closing my eyes and ramming my head into the keyboard has only produced this:
ajk;ldfj;klajfileoiww
and obviously, that won't work.
106. LadyBug said:
This reminds me.....I worked in a veterinarian's office briefly while I was in high school. One day an old woman brought her (male) miniature toy poodle in because (I shit you not)...."his wee-wee is sticking out, and I need [the vet] to fix it."
107. Lisa Williams said:
OK that one made me laugh right out loud. Thanks, I needed that!
108. Mrs.Strizzay said:
Must be all that cream. Switch to 2% sista.
109. Circus Kelli said:
Bucky Four-Eyes said at 08:37AM, 02.18.2005:
Striz — It’s not crack. Just a little hardening of the arteries.
Not crack -- plaque.
110. GOD said:
Dog junk...dont need to see it, dont want to see it.
But on an off note let me just say that is a damn sexy pose.
111. LadyBug said:
Um, yeah....GOD? Didn't you CREATE the dog junk? And WHY did you have to make it look so scary?
112. Circus Kelli said:
Ladybug: THANK YOU. My thoughts EXACTLY.
113. MonoCerdo said:
Dieu merci, c'est Chuck vendredi!
114. Mrs.Strizzay said:
LadyBug because girls doggies like it. DUH
115. RazDreams said:
Circus Kelli (#109): a person could get "crack plaque" if he don't wipe well enough. Crack Plaque. that's going to be my new catchphrase.
116. Mrs.Strizzay said:
I wish I knew french, and Spanish. So I can talk to Jaun at work. The only thing I can say in Spanish is eat my cooter (not in those words. mmhmmm). But *reall* do you _need_ to know how to say anything else?
117. Mrs.Strizzay said:
Crack Plaque is pretty similar to dingleberries.
118. LadyBug said:
RazDreams - I refreshed the page and saw the words "crack plaque" just as my phone rang.
Deep breath...."Accounting...(suppress giggle)...this is [LadyBug]...(stifle snicker)..."
119. FrumDad said:
Tina Fey, commenting (I think on SNL) about FCC Chairman Michael Powell's resignation:
"On Friday, FCC chairman Michael Powell announced that he plans to step down from his job two years before his term ends. Awww, that's a shame. That's a damn shame. That's a mother (beeeeeeeeeep) shame."
120. Andrea in Canada said:
I flipped from Austin to Chuck a few times and I hate to admit but I see it too...lol I still think Chuck is much more *manly* than Austin. I love Chuck Fridays! I love'm!
121. Dr. Johnny Fever said:
Is it blocked out because Chuck is sporting a carrot?
122. beachgal said:
I was in the middle of a post when the site went unavailable for a while. Then got busy, damn job, so now here I am.
I like this picture, and how Chuck looks so deep in thought. I think it's hilarious that you censored his hoo-ha!
Thanks for all the continued laughs, Dooce.
Yay for Chuck Friday!
123. e said:
"Lipstick on your collar..." Sing that when Chuck puts IT out for Emily!
We learned the hat song with half of the words in German.
124. kristine said:
yay. it's friday. good weekend to everyone. stay away from people that are coughing and hacking.
125. Dang Cold.. said:
kristine I resent that
126. Dang Cold.. said:
*cough hack cough weez*
127. Deenzadrine said:
Aw, nuts. ;-)
128. OregonKim said:
Will I have to pay $4.95 a month and have a password to see "everything" in this picture?
Porno Chuck. I can't stand it.
129. Closet Metro said:
I've been hitting the hackedpassword sites all morning, and I still can't find the one for Chuck Porn.
130. A N N A said:
this is the first time i've been FOR censorship. good call, dooce. :)
131. ellen said:
Chuck is gay!?!
132. Jay S. said:
Huh, that's funny...I went to high school with Austin! I concur, Chuck's a dead ringer.
133. ashik said:
AAGH. dingleberries has got to be the nastiest image possible.
Strizzay, that's just wrong
134. Pissy Britches said:
Oh god..thank you for blocking out the Dog Ding Ding. I can't deal with the doggie ding. Chuck is such a cutie pie.
135. Circus Kelli said:
beachgal: Chuck doesn't have a hoo-hah. He has a wee-wah. At least, I'm assuming he does...
136. RazDreams said:
*Crack Plaque* is what I'm going to call anyone who does me wrong from here on out. "Listen, Crack Plaque, me don't need no stinkin' crap from you!" Won't know what hit 'em.
137. bethymae said:
crack plaque has been called. ewwww
138. tk said:
LOVE Chuck Friday!!!
139. LadyBug said:
Crack Plaque sounds like the name of a grunge rock band
140. LadyBug said:
Hey *Bucky* - I think the Bone Rollers should open for Crack Plaque, whaddyathink?
141. Nathan Logan said:
If that was a red rocket, I don't want to know about it.
142. Bucky Four-Eyes said:
LadyBug -- Sure! We'd probably have better luck with the groupies, too, than the dudes in Crack Plaque.
143. Jenny said:
Public Service Announcement Re: Mallory
She looks hot, but did you notice the boob-enhancing chicken cutlet hanging out of the left side of her bikini in the first pic?
Yay small boobs!
144. cathi said:
Poor Chuck - Who covered him up so he can't lick himself? That's just cruel. Call the ASPCA!
145. beachgal said:
Circus Kelli - yeah, I guess hoo-haw is not accurate....should I have said Ding dong maybe? Or maybe Ding-a-ling.
146. Kassie said:
It's a shame that under the Eisenhower, oops I mean,Bush administration we must censor Chuck's lipstick.
147. Gordon said:
I suppose one has to censor less Congress come after bloggers and start whacking us with $500,000 fines because we are not "family friendly."
148. Laurie said:
Is that chuck that is censored? Good lord, how the does that dog bend his body that way?
149. Mrs.Strizzay said:
Our local ice cream truck company is called DING A LING. WTF..my kid can READ!!!
150. Mrs.Strizzay said:
Just for the record, I will NEVER look at bright pink lip gloss the same again. EVER.
151. Wicked H said:
Pensive pooch...
Happy Chuck Friday one and all!!
152. Jess said:
Just laughed so hard at Austin Scarlett's pic that I nearly bepissed myself.
HAPPY CHUCK FRIDAY! Yeehaw.
153. Heather Poo said:
Thank the stars Chuck doesn't resemble Heidi Klum! That'd be one ugly pooch and THEN he'd have to be engaged to a dog that looked like Seal.
154. AyEnDeeAreEeAyAitch said:
OMG! Shana is so right! Chuck really is one queenie hot bitch!
155. LadyBug said:
My Ding A Ling
When I was a little bitty boy
my grandmother bought me a cute little toy
Silver bells hangin' on a string
she told me it was my ding a ling
My ding a ling, my ding a ling
I want to play with my ding a ling
My ding a ling, my ding a ling
I want to play with my ding a ling
And then mother took me to Grammer School
But I stopped all in the vestibule
Every time that bell would ring
catched me playin' with my ding a ling
Once I was climbing the garden wall
I slipped and had a terrible fall
I fell so hard I heard bells ring
but held on to my ding a ling
Once I was swimming cross Turtle creek
many snappers all around my feet
Shure was hard swimming cross that thing
with both hands holdin' my ding a ling
This here song it ain't so sad
the cutest little song you ever had
those of you who will not sing
You must be playin' with your own ding a ling
My ding a ling Your ding a ling, your ding a ling
We saw you playin' with your ding a ling
My ding a ling everybody sing
I want to play with my ding a ling
Chuck Berry
Chuck!
156. Mr Bob said:
Hey, where's Fish? I miss Fish
157. Kassi said:
This is why I have a female dog. No rockets
No humping
No indoor territorial pissing
Life is good.
158. Mrs.Strizzay said:
Yeah but girl dogs need some cencoring too. Its all out there like padow.
159. Gooooder said:
i never remembering reading any sort of verifying document that chuck was gay
160. al said:
Happy Chuck Friday everyone, Chuck is looking so sexy today. Maybe if he could smoke would Chuck be smoking now Heather hmmmmm
161. Gooooder said:
but i suppose it is plausible. look how cute that doggie is!
162. Mrs.Strizzay said:
Chuck is sitting there thinking about what he would be doing, what his life would be like, if he actually had some fucking balls.
163. JulieT said:
Johnny, I think it's SOFT dog porn. If it were hardcore, there wouldn't be a black circle.
164. Dangle said:
#4 - So, dog balls aren’t appropriate for this site? That’s a shocker.
I don't think so Courtney. Dooce is very design conscious and pink would have clashed with the current garnet/red motif.
165. JulieT said:
Austin Scarlett? I didn't know Chuck was gay!
166. RazDreams said:
Is he gay, or isn't he? Let's examine the evidence. Exhibit A: http://www.dooce.com/archives/daily/09_24_2002.html
167. Katrina said:
Ram a lama ding dong
168. Tabbie said:
You know what you use on crack plaque..... floss.. :p
169. Kassi said:
I just realized how hilarious it would have been that the rocket wasn't censored, and you used it as the thumbnail pic. I wonder how many people would have been asking themselves "what the hell is that?" Or worse..how many people would have known what it was right away.
170. al said:
If Chuck is gay, it was not by choice, poor empty sacker
171. Kassi said:
Its friday, we are discussing dog dick. nice. I haven't had nearly enough to drink.
172. RazDreams said:
Tabbie (#168): Many women (and some men) already use floss on their crack plaque. It's called a *thong*.
173. Gooooder said:
oh man, i dont think i ever read that Beaver Cleaver story.
WOW CHUCK.
174. Mrs.Strizzay said:
OMG Chuck got blastecd with a money shot. He isn't gay, but he may have liked it. So he is in serious doubt. Poor guy.
175. Gooooder said:
for real Kassi, i think i need a gin and tonic.
STAT.
176. Katie-be-bored-at-work said:
That is a classic, Ladybug. That is Chuck's new theme song!!!
177. Gooooder said:
Mrs.Strizzay said at 09:49AM, 02.18.2005:
OMG Chuck got blastecd with a money shot.
ahahahAHAASDFSJAKGHFS:DFhasdjkal
178. jodi-no-blog said:
Damn! These comments make me laugh out loud every day. It just gives my co-workers more reason to shun me....
179. RazDreams said:
...He may very well want to be a woman, though. I'm not really sure. Exhibit B: http://www.dooce.com/archives/daily/02_14_2003.html
180. bethymae said:
mmmm gin and tonic.
181. Gooooder said:
chuck has nice boobies.
BOOBIES.
182. Tabbie said:
While I can't say I approve of the thong in general, I do apporve of flossing regularly.
183. Kassi said:
Beaver Cleaver. I feel bad for Chuck having been raped by someone with such an unfortunate name...even if it was an alias.
Arthur Fonzerelli...now THAT would have been cool.
184. Gooooder said:
wish i was allowed to drink a gin and tonic while at work.
i think i'd pee my pants for sure reading these comments.
185. Tabbie said:
gin and tonic.... damn... I was going to settle for a beer
186. Jena said:
Can I just say, "Heh."
187. Mojo said:
With sparkly lip gloss & a blowout, curl and aqua net, Chuck is a deadringer for Austin. Bring on the flouncy canine couture!
188. Snoop DOGG said:
GIN AND JUICE people get with it!
189. LadyBug said:
Kassi - Beaver Cleaver was later revealed to be Buddy Ebsen.
http://www.dooce.com/archives/thinking/07_07_2003.html
190. RazDreams said:
...And for my closing argument, I'd like to offer up to the mass *EXHIBIT C*!: http://www.dooce.com/archives/daily/11_07_2003.html
Hence, Chuck may very be Mr. Austin Chucklett in disguise.
191. Snoop DOGG said:
Now, that, I got me some seagram’s gin
Everybody got they cups, but they ain’t chipped in
Now this types of shit, happens all the time
You got to get yours but fool I gotta get mine
Everything is fine when you listenin to the d-o-g
I got the cultivating music that be captivating he
Who listens, to the words that I speak
As I take me a drink to the middle of the street
And get to mackin to this bitch named sadie (sadie? )
She used to be the homeboy’s lady (oh, that bitch)
Eighty degrees, when I tell that bitch please
Raise up off these n-u-t’s, cause you gets none of these
At ease, as I mob with the dogg pound, feel the breeze
Beeeitch, I’m just
192. MM said:
Very funny
193. Mrs.Strizzay said:
Exibit C is almost as funny as Chuck getting raped. But is it rape if he liked it?
194. butterfly said:
ha! I've never seen Project Runway. I clicked on the link for Austin, and was looking all over the page trying to find the dog that Chuck looks like... oh geez. I just woke up...
195. Gooooder said:
mrs striz...some dogs just like it rough.
bwahaaha
196. seannarae said:
AWROIGHT CAN WE PLEASE?!!?...
"...two panting dogs, one ejaculating hot canine semen in a rainbow arc above the other dog’s head."
- Dooce
197. Chuck's Bitch said:
That dawg is straight. That Beaver Cleaver thing was a one-time, experimental event. My Chuckles is straight. Word.
198. Mojo said:
Hey, Mojo #187 is not me. Someone's robbin' my handle, yo.
199. Audrey said:
If Chuck could talk, I'm sure he'd thank you for protecting the dignity of his Wee Waw.
200. ella's ma said:
"I'm. Too Sexy. For this website...."
Happy Chuck Friday. RUFF!
201. Circus Kelli said:
*sigh*
"Yes, you make take a picture of my sexiness, but really, don't you have something else to do?"
202. Fleece said:
Mallory on Sports Illustrated has her fake boob cutlet coming OUT of her bikini top. Ugh.
And Chuck is adorable, as always. I have the Chuckacabra desktop on my powerbook and it makes me smile. And scream once in a while.
203. stickler said:
re tulsaokie
Punctuation is a beautiful thing. How about:
'Man! What a mean thing to post a picture of, Dooce.'
One way makes your point. The other suggests Heather is a dog. I love punctuation.
204. that-andrea said:
This pic reminds me of one of the shelter dogs I walk - he gets so excited that he's going out that he jumps and wriggles and scampers and tugs and leaps -- he's not very big so I just let him fling himself around. He does this so much that he practically walks on his hind legs the entire time we're out -- and the whole time, the lipstick is fully exposed, his enthusiasm abundantly clear. Dogs are great, man.
205. Gooooder said:
did anyone else notice that mallory's boob look really smooshed in that topless one with the helmet.
just didnt look right. dont SI photographers know these things by now?
206. U.B. said:
What's the deal with hoo-hah, wee-wah, ding-a-ling and carrot?? Come on people, we're all grown-ups (well, sort of) and can use the clinical term.
Just call it a *schlong*, for goodness sake.
207. theotherMojo-orMo said:
re:187... sorry to the Other Mojo, I didn't know that handle was taken. I won't use it again.
here's one for the wannabee fashionista Project Runway fanatics:
www.salon.com/ent/tv/review/2005/02/09/project_runway/
208. Kristin said:
Malory is also in the jcrew catalogs
209. Kassi said:
"schlong" sounds like it might be covered in something smooshy...like smeg-..oh..nevermind.
210. U.B. said:
Kassi -- I think most doggie schlongs could qualify for "covered in something"...
Is 'meat-cicle' better?
211. Bucky Four-Eyes said:
My mom used to refer to our dog's schlong as his "whatchamacallit" as in "Rebel's dragging his whatchamacallit on the carpet!"
Totally ruined that Whatchamacallit candy bar for me.
212. Katie-be-bored-at-work said:
“…two panting dogs, one ejaculating hot canine semen in a rainbow arc above the other dog’s head.â€
- Dooce
Somehow Dooce even makes canine copulation sound poetic. Dooce is my writing-role model!
213. Ms. Belle said:
Cheers to Chuck's Wee-Wah!
214. Katie-be-bored-at-work said:
I get the feeling that Leta is crawling around like a madwoman. Heather hasn't written today's journal entry yet. I am getting antsy! I am so pathetic, aren't I?
215. Mojo said:
Other Mojo (or O-mo):
Very classy move. Many thanks.
216. honestyrain said:
i think me and chuck would be great friends if we met in real life.
217. LadyBug said:
Katie - not any more pathetic than the rest of us Dooceldorks
218. cc said:
Out of curiousity, why are you so excited about that Real World chick being in SI? And about her boobs hanging out. Is there something you want to tell us?
219. cc said:
sorry, that's "curiosity". right?
220. seannarae said:
anyone googlin' "hot canine semen" would get dooce straight up over the zoo and beasti fetish sites. cause, you know, there are those out there that'd be into that. poor saps.
which reminds me: i once read that there is this gratuitously tall display monitor at google headquarters right out there in a public access area, that rapidly scrolls a random sample of the queries the public is making on their search engine.
I'm just chucklin' thinking of "hot canine semen" in big google letters amidst all those other displayed queries.
hoppy friday y'all!
be excellent to each other!
221. Creepy Susie said:
doubting thomas here, had to verify...page 2 of google results
dooce: I Am So Not Kidding About This
... Except in this instance the two glistening women are two panting dogs, one ejaculating
hot canine semen in a rainbow arc above the other dog’s head. ...
www.dooce.com/archives/daily/09_24_2002.html - 33k - Cached - Similar pages
222. lilyothefield said:
god i am such a dork. i just googled it to find out. why can't i just leave so i can pack and drive home for the weekend?
yes, dooce is first, and another posting of the article is second, that is all.
223. lilyothefield said:
i am so glad i am not the only one.
but really, i am such a dork, though i prefer the term nerd. in high school, some one looked up dork and found it meant whale's wee-wah.
224. Jenn said:
First!!!!!!!!!!! Wahoo!
(i'm kidding people...)
seriously Chuck is totally working the Austin Scarlett Contemplative Pout (tm) - such a cute cute dog - but can he design a dress? Apparently Austin couldn't do that either.... poor thing. Auf Wiedersehen!!! and happy weekends to all!
225. Circus Kelli said:
lilyothefield: Forget high school. Someone from HERE looked up dork last week and found it meant whale's wee-wah.
Just because we get older, that doesn't mean we have to mature.
226. Ern said:
Clearly you people haven't been sticking to one topic, becaues the google ads are both still for RSS stuff.
227. Ern said:
Although I don't suppose anyone is advertising anything related to hot canine semen!
228. moose said:
Dazed&Confused, thanks for the library laugh!
Bucky, you must be truly inspired to wax so lyrical! What else you gonna wax?
MonoCerdo, all I can say is oui-oui, wee-wee all the way home.
I'm too sexy for my shirt...
I'm so sexy that it hurts...
-Chuckiepoo ala Shrek
229. lilyothefield said:
CK: well, i must have missed that last week, and i used high school, cause well, i only graduated from there 3 years ago. if anything, i'm getting less mature.
230. Dang Cold.. said:
CK you always say the smartest things..you my favourite *hug*
231. Bucky Four-Eyes said:
Moose: Lots of things to wax. But waxing poetic stings a lot less than waxing Brazilian.
232. Circus Kelli said:
lily: heh, there's something to be said for getting less mature.
Wanna come over and watch Finding Nemo?
Oh, and I graduated from high school recently, too... lemme see now... it was *doing the math*
19 years ago this June
233. Annejelynn said:
ga'mornin everybody - Happy Chuck Friday!
234. Annejelynn said:
great picture - I love how the light passes through his eye like that
235. Circus Kelli said:
Dang Cold: Do I?! Cool! You thought that was SMART?! Eeep! I have to write this down... *grabbing calendar and writing*
"I said something smart today!"
Hugs right back at ya, baby!
236. Scott said:
I feel sorry for Chuck because that dot isn't very large. That's more of a Chihuahua dot size and not really the Bull Mastif variety. No wonder he looks sad. I totally get depressed when I can cover my junk with an Oreo. Not even a Double Stuff either. Damn hamster wheel accident took my manhood! I feel your pain Chuck.
Chuck: "You people took my marbles! I coulda been a contendah!"
237. moose said:
BFE: just as long as you don't start waxing Chuck...
238. lilyothefield said:
CK: I'd come over, but i am dirving home for the weekend, to see my doggy, and do a little laundry. do you have monsters inc, too?
and i won't even ink on your carpet.
239. Bucky Four-Eyes said:
Scott, you cover your junk with an Oreo, and there will be twelve of us at your door with glasses of milk.
You hafta be careful around the crazy comment bitches here.
240. Library Girl said:
Oooh Sir Chuck Gettin' Sex-aaayyy!
241. Annejelynn said:
# Katie-be-bored-at-work said at 10:56AM, 02.18.2005:
..."I am so pathetic, aren’t I?"
oh sweet Katie - you wanna see pathetic? check out the last 300 or so comments posted to yesterday's daily photo. I can't post today without mentioning last night's quest for 1000 *thank you Peter and Henryk*
242. Relentless Christian Amber said:
My goodness! I think ya'll done gone and got that record reached yesterday.
I love the Chuck picture. Nice censorship, because we all know that Dooce is wholesome and doesn't talk about poop, asses, penises, and anal sex. No siree.
;)
243. Melanie S. said:
Me loves me some chuck and lipstick!
NOTE: NOT Chuck's lipstick!
244. Circus Kelli said:
lily: not only do we have Monsters, Inc., we also have Mary Poppins, Lion King 1-1/2, Lilo and Stitch and many others.
You can do all the laundry you want at our house, and, if you do, I promise not to get all mad if you accidentally ink on the carpet.
245. Big Gay Sam said:
I really worry about you people sometimes...
246. Circus Kelli said:
Big Gay Sam said at 11:37AM, 02.18.2005:
I really worry about you people sometimes…
LMAO -- Is that why you keep coming back here BGS? To see if we're all ok?
247. Closet Metro said:
Cookies and milk at Scott's house!
248. moose said:
*but what about matt damon??*
249. Scott said:
Bucky - Nice. My door is always open for the non-lactose intolerant Oreo lovin' Doocelings.
Don't you dare say anything Metro! Just tell me you don't like cookies and leave it at that. the pink shoes have me worried a little about you. =)
250. Circus Kelli said:
Closet Metro said at 11:39AM, 02.18.2005:
Cookies and milk at Scott’s house!
Wait! Are talkin the regular-sized Oreos, Scott, or those mini Oreos I've seen at the grocery store recently...?
251. lilyothefield said:
Big Gay Sam said at 11:37AM, 02.18.2005:
I really worry about you people sometimes…
hehehe-only somtimes??
252. moose said:
...or the double-fluff oreos?
253. lilyothefield said:
what about the mint and cream double stuffed ones?? they're yummy. :)
254. Scott said:
Damn you, Metro. You beat me to the punch. Beat me. Hehehe.
With Double Stuffs if you removed the top layer and lick it you can totally get it to stay in place. Don't tell you don't want to try it! I go out to the pool with Double Stuff pasties sometimes. I'm shy.
255. moose said:
So Scott, you saying you're serving punch with those pasties?
256. coskel said:
and who is it who says its not the size, its what you do with it? bring on the mini-oreos if necessary - just bring it on!
257. Bucky Four-Eyes said:
And where is Mouse today? I'm sure he'd have a thing or two to say about the outrageous censorship of his pal's tallywhacker.
258. moose said:
it's verry skirry...
259. Amanda B. said:
Hotpants- So, Metro and the rest of us will be over in a few hours. We'll bring the oreo's and the camera, you just provide the naughty bits.
260. Closet Metro said:
Scott, as much as I love cookies, I don't want YOUR cookie. I was just hoping to offer the milkmaids an alternative to your oreo, like my peanutbutter chocolate chip.
261. StarGazer said:
I'll never look at oreos the same ever again. :o
262. Dazed & Confuzed said:
I'm not a "crazy comment bitch" but I play one on TV. The coolest name I ever heard for someone's John Thomas was "tallywacker" when I lived in Georgia. e.g. "Hay thare, Math-Yew! Ah think yew better check yer tallywacker when "Queer As Folk" comes onna Tee-Vee...looks like yer fixin' to break loose."
263. Scott said:
Oh, totally Metro! It'll be a man-meat cookie buffet. If anyone like Samoas, Thin Mints or Tagalongs let me know. I gots some. Is it wrong I just dragged the Girl Scouts into this?
Amanda B - Naughty bits engorged and tingling! Ready when you are. Hehee.
264. Ern said:
Come on, Metro, Scott--don't make us choose! We love all cookies!
265. tc said:
Nothing screams "Friday!" like an empty sack of nuts.
266. Ern said:
Fine, I'm going back to class, but I'm takin' the cookies with me! You'll have to cover your naughty bits some other way.
267. lilyothefield said:
i would so love to stay here all day, but i need to pack and drive home, a wonderful 4 hour trip.
i just hate to miss the comments that will be coming.
268. moose said:
I got some pistachios here.
269. moose said:
Safe travels, Lily.
270. Closet Metro said:
brrr, Ern - it's getting cold without my naught bits covered. Uh-oh - Shrinkage!
271. lilyothefield said:
OMG!! i so did not mean the pun.
but how apropros for today's comments?
272. moose said:
good one, lily.
273. lilyothefield said:
thanks moose.
i really am going now.
274. Amanda B. said:
Hotpants- "engorged" hahahahaha. That's a funny word. So wait, you'll let us stick cookies on your peas and carrot, but we gets no thong pics??
275. tc said:
Pistachios? ...more like wasabi peas.
276. Girl Scouts USA said:
The Girl Scout Code clearly states: Girl Scout cookies shall not, under any circumstances, be used to conceal male genitalia, of any size or belonging to any species; nor shall Girl Scout cookies be strategically placed by any perverted internet males in an effort to lure cookie-lovers of either gender toward said genitalia.
Please remove the Girl Scout cookies.
Thank you.
277. Scott said:
*looks at Metro*
Shit damn, Metro! Ladies even with the shrinkage Metro has his one-eyed custard chucker wrapped around his waist and is using it as a belt to support his seersucker pants. Ya'll better jump his bones like right now before he goes all Boogie Nights on us.
Sorry for looking Metro. Morbid curiosity... like watching a car wreck or something.
278. Circe said:
Get some garments on that dog!
;)
xoxoxox
I so love your blog.
279. tc said:
...all dried up and spicy-like.
280. moose said:
tc, I was going to guess you like'em spicy, but all dried up??
281. heather said:
i like your use of the black dot. perhaps that's what i should have done for tigger's "unfortunate camera angle." (click on my name to see)
282. moose said:
...on the other hand, dry pea is better than wet pea.
283. you doocers will like this said:
so funny and SO WEIRD. click my name, you know you want to.
284. Katie-be-bored-at-work said:
I hate people who have Blackberries. All the attorneys in my office have one of those blasted devices. They stand there on the elevator, scrolling through the little screen, peering up at us peon secretaries who aren't important enough to have one. Oh, how I loathe the Blackberry.
Blackberry Sage Tea sounds pretty spiffy, though. I must find some.
285. Scott said:
#283 - Farting pigs are usually no laughing matter, but that one sure was. Ba-zing!
286. Closet Metro said:
Scott, me nekkid pretty much is a car wreck. The cookies are the good parts.
287. Katie-be-bored-at-work said:
I had my volume up a little loud when I clicked on that pig link and everyone in my office turned and looked at me. I think they thought I was farting. Which wouldn't really be straying too far from the norm for me.
288. Circus Kelli said:
loset Metro said at 11:53AM, 02.18.2005:
Scott, as much as I love cookies, I don’t want YOUR cookie. I was just hoping to offer the milkmaids an alternative to your oreo, like my peanutbutter chocolate chip.
Closet, darlin, I'd take you up on that offer, but I don't want to end up with peanut breath...
289. Circus Kelli said:
tc said at 11:59AM, 02.18.2005:
Nothing screams “Friday!†like an empty sack of nuts.
DOOCE: An empty sack of nuts
290. Katie-be-bored-at-work said:
Now all I can think of is Blackberry Sage Tea. Is that a hot tea though, Dooce? It sounds like one of those funky Snapple cold drinks.
You know who I miss? The Snapple Lady.
291. LadyBug said:
That Blackberry post is funny. I do that kind of thing all the time...the misunderstandings and whatnot.
292. StarGazer said:
LOL at the 'T' vs. 'TEA'
293. Circus Kelli said:
Katie-be-bored-at-work said at 12:16PM, 02.18.2005:
I had my volume up a little loud when I clicked on that pig link and everyone in my office turned and looked at me. I think they thought I was farting. Which wouldn’t really be straying too far from the norm for me.
OMG, Katie... LMAO! That is SOOO funny! I can just imagine that happening! Hee hee...
294. moose said:
http://www.republicoftea.com/templates/detail.asp?navID=283
295. amz said:
I am worse. I would have heard it as Blackberry HT and thought there is a top of the line model that is a result of some recent merger with Hewlitt Packard.
296. LadyBug said:
ZUG had a funny post about Blackberries today.
http://tinyurl.com/4tuzc
While you're there, check out the Credit Card Prank, Viagara Prank, and Penis Prank. That stuff cracks me up.
297. Katie-be-bored-at-work said:
I have misunderstandings all the time like that. Once, my sister said to me "Have you seen Evelyn's USA bib?" However, with my weird ears, I heard "UFA bib". I said "What does that look like?" I am thinking, what the hell is the UFA? United Farmers of Alaska? Ugly Fish Asses? She said "You know, it's red, white and blue" with this disgusted, 'What's wrong with you' kind of voice. I then said "Red, White and Blue?" and she nodded with annoyance. So then I figured it was the United Firefighters of America, or something, since we know how patriotic those firefighters are. Finally, my sister looked at me and said "U.S.A., you moron. What the hell did you think I said?" Woah. It all made more sense then!
298. Bucky Four-Eyes said:
Thou shall not covet thy neighbor's teabag.
299. Closet Metro said:
CK - I'm flattered. Hey, wait a minute, is that an oreo crumb on your cheek?
300. LadyBug said:
Bucky - It's always about the teabag with you, isn't it?