Austin Chucklett
Friday, February 18 2005
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Yesterday in an email from Shana (hi! Shana) Chuck was compared to Austin Scarlett from "Project Runway." I'd say Chuck is a dead ringer.
1. Maggie said:
Wow, I don't know that I've ever been up to see the pic change before..
2. Psycho Kitty said:
Oh, that naughty boy.
3. Emma said:
he looks very thoughtful
4. Courtney said:
So, dog balls aren't appropriate for this site? That's a shocker.
5. Kimberly said:
Thanks for censoring...it's a little early in the morning for that.
6. Susannah said:
Woohoo!! Chuck Friday!! I totally needed that to make me smile. Thanks!
7. Heather said:
Top ten?
chuck is so cute!
8. sophie said:
pretty!
9. Elizabeth said:
First?!
10. Heather said:
LIPSTICK!
11. ordinary girl said:
yeah - happy chuck friday
12. lou said:
oh so sad - austin - oops i mean, chuck it's FRIDAY! cheer up buddy!
13. Bucky Four-Eyes said:
Oh, bony Chuck who licks his ass
And pees on every blade of grass
When Pop-Tarts call, he answers back
While lapping at his empty sack
14. Maggie said:
Holy shit, I was first. Red rocket, Chuck, red rocket!
15. Jennifer in Kansas City said:
Man, I never thought I'd see the day the FCC had to regulate DOOCE!
Or perhaps we're just protecting his integrity.
Yay for Chuck Fridays, even if they require pixellation and black dots!
16. Dazed & Confuzed said:
Yay! Jeff Gannon...oops..I mean, *Chuck* Friday! Chuck looks resigned to have strangers ogle his twig and berries (sans berries). And speaking of Jeff Gannon, here’s another (although completely unrelated) brilliant prank:
17. Bucky Four-Eyes said:
So. . .it's Chuck No-Genitals-Showing Friday, is it?
*sigh*
Guess I can put the vibrator back in my purse.
18. spoonleg said:
"You do know what Chuck rhymes with...?" -Sarah Blank
19. Spurious Plum said:
I like the sunshine shining through Chuck's pretty eye.
Oh, and I like the 'censored' dot too.
20. Dazed & Confuzed said:
http://www.prangstgrup.com/lm/
(do you like how I left out the link in my last post? Completely intentional)
21. gretchen said:
finally a little bit of censorship on this site! ;)
22. TulsaOkie said:
Man, what a mean thing to post a picture of Dooce.. Or are dogs like human men, meaning they like to advertise their Wee Waw's?
Anyways, Happy Chuckles Friday Everyone!
23. Other Heather said:
Oh my Bucky! That was incredible.
24. ashik said:
I was briefly in love with Chuck, for he is a handsome boy, oh yes. Then, I scrolled down and now Bucky shares that special place in my heart.
Alas, I am a girl and it is not meant to be.
And even Chuck's unmentionables are unviewable...
25. Jodi who blogs said:
It is Friday! Who better to ring it in than Chuck!
26. annabelle said:
I love dogs. I have two cats and last night I told my husband that if someone offered me a couple thousand for both of them with the promise to always keep them warm, fed, and happy, I'd sell them in a heartbeat. And then buy a dog. He replied that I was a cold-hearted bitch and that I was also delusional because nobody in their right mind would pay a few thousand for a couple of ordinary, overweight, middle-aged house cats.
27. spoonleg said:
Back off, bitches. Bucky is MY bride.
28. Shlee said:
Only if Chuck can do the "whatever" hair flip like Austin. I bet he can...
29. seannarae said:
are we censoring the pink lipstick or just the sheath?
30. boxing octopus said:
of course, since we're all hip internet denizens here, we all know about this already, right?
http://www.livejournal.com/community/projectrunway/29653.html
31. RazDreams said:
chuck's name is spelled wrong: chCUklett. plus, i couldn't get onto the site and panicked. thought i'd have to work there for a minute. whew.
32. Katie-be-bored-at-work said:
CHUCKLES!!! The website was down for a minute, and I got scared I wouldn't see Chuck today!!! (Why did you have to go and censor it?)
33. Mojo said:
So you're familiar with Austin's balls? Scary. If I were to imagine that kind of thing (which I won't), I would imagine that Austin's package had a three cornered hat and his pubes had just as much mousse as the rest of his hair. Is that what Chuck has down there?
34. Squish said:
chuck is so handsome. cute tease with the censored button...
35. heather deeeee said:
i thought he'd be licking it. dogs like that, a lot. (hee)
thanks for the laughter...like usual...
36. RazDreams said:
now everything's fixed and life is good. maybe we all crashed her server. REBOOT! maybe dooce will start being less predictable with her daily pix posting-time so that we don't crash her server no more.
37. Bucky Four-Eyes said:
"Don't rub your feces on the lampshade." -- Sarah Blank
38. Charlie said:
Is that what they're calling neutering now? Censorship?
39. edith said:
heehee
40. Circus Kelli said:
Wee! It's Chuck Friday!
No wee-wee, though... thank goodness. Yeah, I for one am grateful for that bit of censorship... ;)
41. Squish said:
okay. I see. HaHa!
42. Tracey said:
Chuck is MUCH hotter than Austin Dooce! :)
43. becca said:
The posing! It's awesome.
44. spoonleg said:
"Let's go watch some gay porn so that we can get our hate back" -Derrick Blank
45. Dr. Johnny Fever said:
Dog porn. Rad.
46. another mama said:
Thank you for protecting your dog's modesty. He'll thank you later.
47. Kick Shoe Kooy said:
Oh. So that's Chuck. Nice Chuck.
48. Hal said:
First?
49. sporty said:
Dude, does Chuck love the camera? My dog rolls his eyes and turns his head away every single time I get the camera out. I can't even use my phone anymore.
50. Circus Kelli said:
Mojo -- Ugh. That was just nasty. I'm eating breakfast here!
51. part-timer said:
Chuck and Austin look exactly alike!! Except Chuck is way cuter.
I'm so glad it's Friday. Or rather, that tomorrow is Saturday.
52. Katie-be-bored-at-work said:
Chucky porn. Nothin' better on a Friday.
53. Lawbrat said:
ahhh....I started to get scared when I couldnt d.l dooce that I wasent going to get my daily (ok, several times a day) dose. WHEW! All is good with the world now.
54. Scott said:
Chcuk has no shame putting his pink thing out there for all the world to see. Thank UPPERCASE GOD for that dot.
Spoonie - You can't lay claim to every hot blogger on the net. You already hump with Amanda B and Carol. Let someone else enjoy Bucky's kibbles for a while. =) I'll gladly take Bucky's place for you if Amanda B will let me out of the cage for a supervised visit with you.
55. heidillydoo said:
Ewwww - Chuck's pee pee!
56. Katrina said:
I guess we won't be playing Chuck Nut Dooce today. Please, everyone, stop sitting in a circle. We're going to play Red Rover instead.
57. seannarae said:
there really is something special about the CENSOR graphic
http://tinyurl.com/4yndq
58. Matt in London said:
Great shot - thanks for the censor - don't think I could handle (ooer) 'the dogs danglies' at this time of the day.
59. Squish said:
Dang cold is a Neil Young fan...!
When I was fourteen my only goal in life was to marry Neil Young. I guess it's not too late, were both alive and kickin'...
60. Chris said:
I, for one, was not saddened a bit that you took the liberty of censoring Chuck's package. Not only does he deserve his dignity, but I really don't want to see Chuck's package over my morning coffee. Or, honestly anytime of the day, for that matter. I love my animals, but I don't LOVE my animals.
61. Katie-be-bored-at-work said:
Chuck is way more handsome than that "guy". For one, he isn't cross-eyed.
62. leandra said:
Damn those Project Runway marathons... and I was doing so well... I am so weak.
63. Circus Kelli said:
Katrina, I read that as stop SPITTING in a circle and thought "Huh?"
Sorry. Cinnamon toast with raisins anyone?
64. lily-o-the-field said:
-college student who decided to delurk today-
Is chuck sulking? he looks like my dog does when she sulks. i have a picture of her on my site, if anyone wants to see.
65. andre said:
I have scientific proof that men can think with their balls. Maybe it's the same for dogs.
66. heidillydoo said:
Dogs danglies?! hee hee
67. Circus Kelli said:
I don't think Chuck is sulking. I think he's being all "sexy with his eyes" an shit...
68. Bucky Four-Eyes said:
Spoony, I know I'm your bride and all, but. . .
Did you not see the fine print in the license that states that I am not compelled to give up my sluttery, even for the bonds of unholy mattressmony with you?
69. spoonleg said:
Tomorrow I want you to write a history poem on Hiroshima, but nothing too faggy. -Mr. Noblet
70. heidillydoo said:
I remember seeing the pink lipstick as a kid, and my sister and I used to run away screaming "ewwwwwww put that thing away!"
71. Sherri said:
Mojo -- HA!
Now I've got this song in my head:
My hat it has three corners
Three corners has my hat
And had it not three corners
It would not be my hat
72. spoonleg said:
Is that how they say hello in WHOREVILLE, bucky?
73. spoonleg said:
First of all, the retarded don’t rule the night. They don’t rule it. Nobody does. And they don’t run in packs. While they may not be as strong as apes, don’t lock eyes with them. It puts them on edge. -Wilford Brimley
74. Katrina said:
Circus Kelli, I didn't know we had circle spits here. I knew there were orgies, but not circle spits.
75. Closet Metro said:
What, is this like those teaser porn sites that you have to subscribe before the black dot goes away? Where do I put in my credit card number?
76. Southern Fried Girl said:
I was in the same boat - Dooce would not load on my computer and I almost dug out some work to do but then I just started reading other internet articles. Cured that problem right quick.
Happy Chuck Friday!!!!!
77. Katie-be-bored-at-work said:
Chuck reminds me of those Renaissance paintings of the robust nude women - the ones that lay on their side with a forlorn look on their face. While they are naked, they are very regal and discreet. Chuck is definitely regal.
78. spoonleg said:
What I’d like to know is, why are there retarded people in school with my daughter? -Sarah Blank
79. Biggest Apple said:
That is a great shot of Sir Chuck. After all the scandal of his widely publicized affair with Camilla, I knew it would only be a matter of time before the tabloids were knocking on his door.
80. August95 said:
Chuck looks like he is enjoying the sun, at least more than having his pic taken. Happy Friday
81. Dazed & Confuzed said:
"Hmmm - why does your finger smell like *his* ass?" - Jerri Blank
82. ap said:
Was it your Mormon ISP that censored Chuck's doggy penis or was it your good taste??
83. Susan said:
Oh, Chuck, it's nothing we haven't seen here before. Happy Chuck Friday.
84. Katie-be-bored-at-work said:
Ah, the memories of the lipstick. My friend and I were 11 years old, playing with Barbies in her basement, when her decrepit hound dog sprawled out in front of me. I knew what it was, but it was the first time I had ever seen any form of male anatomy. I started thinking that maybe human men's weiners looked like that, all red and pointy. I know better now, of course, but I guess the human male anatomy doesn't look much prettier, really.
85. christy said:
bow chikka wow wow
(doggie porn music)
86. Circus Kelli said:
Katrina said at 08:23AM, 02.18.2005:
Circus Kelli, I didn’t know we had circle spits here. I knew there were orgies, but not circle spits.
Well, neither did I. Hence, my confusion...
87. LadyBug said:
*Just back from breathing into a paper bag*
Okay. So I logged onto Dooce, saw Chuck's photo, tried to comment....and ACK! Dooce went away! I could NOT get on! And I was scared....no, PETRIFIED that I might have to do ACTUAL WORK at work today. Thank UPPERCASE GOD everything's alright now.
Bucky, LOVED the poem. Between that and our mutual affection for Tom Lehrer, you are so totally my best friend. Meet ya at the mall, k?
And I've never seen Project Runway (we don't get that channel), but that guy looks prissy. Chuck's not prissy, is he? Please....tell me Chuck's not prissy.
88. bethymae said:
I can almost hear the deep doggy sigh.
89. Mojo said:
Circus Kelli:
Many Apologies. I hate to offend sensibiliies. Next time I'll make my off-color comments closer to ...oh.. say tea time.
Sherri, i have no idea what that song is, but now it's in my head too.
90. Circus Kelli said:
christy said at 08:29AM, 02.18.2005:
bow chikka wow wow
(doggie porn music)
Ha! That made me laugh out loud. I say that phrase all the time (only the human version, cause, like, I'm really NOT into animals, ya know?)
91. Dang Cold.. said:
perhaps a shot of Chuck and Jones bumpin' their furry uglies to go with christy's music??? caption at the bottom reading:
"directed by ruff jeremy"
92. Amanda B. said:
Dooce- I love the censored tag over his doggie bits. Thanks for the giggle this morning.
Metro- you are funny. :)
93. Circus Kelli said:
Mojo: Thanks, baby! That would be great! I don't drink tea. :)
You're da bomb diggity!
Wait, what DOES that mean, anyway?
94. Mrs.Strizzay said:
Lmao @ Bucky, serving herself up a healthy dose of crack rock this morning.
Hey Chuck, I have a pretty black lab. How do you feel about inter-breed dating?
95. U.B. said:
Damn you Dubya and your censorship!!
(although, in this case, I'm not that upset. Just the principle of the thing...)
96. Terri said:
Beautiful Dog. He must be pretty impressive if it was censored *wink*
97. Gooooder said:
finally i can comment, i thought i was going to be deprived all day of CHUCK FRIDAY.
98. Circus Kelli said:
Closet Metro -- Why don't you just wait until the next issue of PlayDog Magazine comes out instead? :)
99. geeekgirl said:
That guy scares me, and lives less than 200 miles from my house!
100. Moxie said:
Katie....I thought all men looked li..nebbermind.
101. Mrs.Strizzay said:
Hey Metro, there is totally free porn out there. Not that I , like, would know or anything.
102. Gooooder said:
censoring the dog weeee
103. Bucky Four-Eyes said:
"An ugly woman is never a reward." Chuck Noblet
104. Bucky Four-Eyes said:
Striz -- It's not crack. Just a little hardening of the arteries.
105. amberlyn said:
oddly enough, i didn't even realize it was friday until i saw the picture of chuck...and this is AFTER my venti latte.
i need more sleep.
in other news, who wants to help me?! i'm writing an article on "womanly character" and what it means and how it changes over time. fascinating, right?
your assignment - start it for me. so far closing my eyes and ramming my head into the keyboard has only produced this:
ajk;ldfj;klajfileoiww
and obviously, that won't work.
106. LadyBug said:
This reminds me.....I worked in a veterinarian's office briefly while I was in high school. One day an old woman brought her (male) miniature toy poodle in because (I shit you not)...."his wee-wee is sticking out, and I need [the vet] to fix it."
107. Lisa Williams said:
OK that one made me laugh right out loud. Thanks, I needed that!
108. Mrs.Strizzay said:
Must be all that cream. Switch to 2% sista.
109. Circus Kelli said:
Bucky Four-Eyes said at 08:37AM, 02.18.2005:
Striz — It’s not crack. Just a little hardening of the arteries.
Not crack -- plaque.
110. GOD said:
Dog junk...dont need to see it, dont want to see it.
But on an off note let me just say that is a damn sexy pose.
111. LadyBug said:
Um, yeah....GOD? Didn't you CREATE the dog junk? And WHY did you have to make it look so scary?
112. Circus Kelli said:
Ladybug: THANK YOU. My thoughts EXACTLY.
113. MonoCerdo said:
Dieu merci, c'est Chuck vendredi!
114. Mrs.Strizzay said:
LadyBug because girls doggies like it. DUH
115. RazDreams said:
Circus Kelli (#109): a person could get "crack plaque" if he don't wipe well enough. Crack Plaque. that's going to be my new catchphrase.
116. Mrs.Strizzay said:
I wish I knew french, and Spanish. So I can talk to Jaun at work. The only thing I can say in Spanish is eat my cooter (not in those words. mmhmmm). But *reall* do you _need_ to know how to say anything else?
117. Mrs.Strizzay said:
Crack Plaque is pretty similar to dingleberries.
118. LadyBug said:
RazDreams - I refreshed the page and saw the words "crack plaque" just as my phone rang.
Deep breath...."Accounting...(suppress giggle)...this is [LadyBug]...(stifle snicker)..."
119. FrumDad said:
Tina Fey, commenting (I think on SNL) about FCC Chairman Michael Powell's resignation:
"On Friday, FCC chairman Michael Powell announced that he plans to step down from his job two years before his term ends. Awww, that's a shame. That's a damn shame. That's a mother (beeeeeeeeeep) shame."
120. Andrea in Canada said:
I flipped from Austin to Chuck a few times and I hate to admit but I see it too...lol I still think Chuck is much more *manly* than Austin. I love Chuck Fridays! I love'm!
121. Dr. Johnny Fever said:
Is it blocked out because Chuck is sporting a carrot?
122. beachgal said:
I was in the middle of a post when the site went unavailable for a while. Then got busy, damn job, so now here I am.
I like this picture, and how Chuck looks so deep in thought. I think it's hilarious that you censored his hoo-ha!
Thanks for all the continued laughs, Dooce.
Yay for Chuck Friday!
123. e said:
"Lipstick on your collar..." Sing that when Chuck puts IT out for Emily!
We learned the hat song with half of the words in German.
124. kristine said:
yay. it's friday. good weekend to everyone. stay away from people that are coughing and hacking.
125. Dang Cold.. said:
kristine I resent that
126. Dang Cold.. said:
*cough hack cough weez*
127. Deenzadrine said:
Aw, nuts. ;-)
128. OregonKim said:
Will I have to pay $4.95 a month and have a password to see "everything" in this picture?
Porno Chuck. I can't stand it.
129. Closet Metro said:
I've been hitting the hackedpassword sites all morning, and I still can't find the one for Chuck Porn.
130. A N N A said:
this is the first time i've been FOR censorship. good call, dooce. :)
131. ellen said:
Chuck is gay!?!
132. Jay S. said:
Huh, that's funny...I went to high school with Austin! I concur, Chuck's a dead ringer.
133. ashik said:
AAGH. dingleberries has got to be the nastiest image possible.
Strizzay, that's just wrong
134. Pissy Britches said:
Oh god..thank you for blocking out the Dog Ding Ding. I can't deal with the doggie ding. Chuck is such a cutie pie.
135. Circus Kelli said:
beachgal: Chuck doesn't have a hoo-hah. He has a wee-wah. At least, I'm assuming he does...
136. RazDreams said:
*Crack Plaque* is what I'm going to call anyone who does me wrong from here on out. "Listen, Crack Plaque, me don't need no stinkin' crap from you!" Won't know what hit 'em.
137. bethymae said:
crack plaque has been called. ewwww
138. tk said:
LOVE Chuck Friday!!!
139. LadyBug said:
Crack Plaque sounds like the name of a grunge rock band
140. LadyBug said:
Hey *Bucky* - I think the Bone Rollers should open for Crack Plaque, whaddyathink?
141. Nathan Logan said:
If that was a red rocket, I don't want to know about it.
142. Bucky Four-Eyes said:
LadyBug -- Sure! We'd probably have better luck with the groupies, too, than the dudes in Crack Plaque.
143. Jenny said:
Public Service Announcement Re: Mallory
She looks hot, but did you notice the boob-enhancing chicken cutlet hanging out of the left side of her bikini in the first pic?
Yay small boobs!
144. cathi said:
Poor Chuck - Who covered him up so he can't lick himself? That's just cruel. Call the ASPCA!
145. beachgal said:
Circus Kelli - yeah, I guess hoo-haw is not accurate....should I have said Ding dong maybe? Or maybe Ding-a-ling.
146. Kassie said:
It's a shame that under the Eisenhower, oops I mean,Bush administration we must censor Chuck's lipstick.
147. Gordon said:
I suppose one has to censor less Congress come after bloggers and start whacking us with $500,000 fines because we are not "family friendly."
148. Laurie said:
Is that chuck that is censored? Good lord, how the does that dog bend his body that way?
149. Mrs.Strizzay said:
Our local ice cream truck company is called DING A LING. WTF..my kid can READ!!!
150. Mrs.Strizzay said:
Just for the record, I will NEVER look at bright pink lip gloss the same again. EVER.
151. Wicked H said:
Pensive pooch...
Happy Chuck Friday one and all!!
152. Jess said:
Just laughed so hard at Austin Scarlett's pic that I nearly bepissed myself.
HAPPY CHUCK FRIDAY! Yeehaw.
153. Heather Poo said:
Thank the stars Chuck doesn't resemble Heidi Klum! That'd be one ugly pooch and THEN he'd have to be engaged to a dog that looked like Seal.
154. AyEnDeeAreEeAyAitch said:
OMG! Shana is so right! Chuck really is one queenie hot bitch!
155. LadyBug said:
My Ding A Ling
When I was a little bitty boy
my grandmother bought me a cute little toy
Silver bells hangin' on a string
she told me it was my ding a ling
My ding a ling, my ding a ling
I want to play with my ding a ling
My ding a ling, my ding a ling
I want to play with my ding a ling
And then mother took me to Grammer School
But I stopped all in the vestibule
Every time that bell would ring
catched me playin' with my ding a ling
Once I was climbing the garden wall
I slipped and had a terrible fall
I fell so hard I heard bells ring
but held on to my ding a ling
Once I was swimming cross Turtle creek
many snappers all around my feet
Shure was hard swimming cross that thing
with both hands holdin' my ding a ling
This here song it ain't so sad
the cutest little song you ever had
those of you who will not sing
You must be playin' with your own ding a ling
My ding a ling Your ding a ling, your ding a ling
We saw you playin' with your ding a ling
My ding a ling everybody sing
I want to play with my ding a ling
Chuck Berry
Chuck!
156. Mr Bob said:
Hey, where's Fish? I miss Fish
157. Kassi said:
This is why I have a female dog. No rockets
No humping
No indoor territorial pissing
Life is good.
158. Mrs.Strizzay said:
Yeah but girl dogs need some cencoring too. Its all out there like padow.
159. Gooooder said:
i never remembering reading any sort of verifying document that chuck was gay
160. al said:
Happy Chuck Friday everyone, Chuck is looking so sexy today. Maybe if he could smoke would Chuck be smoking now Heather hmmmmm
161. Gooooder said:
but i suppose it is plausible. look how cute that doggie is!
162. Mrs.Strizzay said:
Chuck is sitting there thinking about what he would be doing, what his life would be like, if he actually had some fucking balls.
163. JulieT said:
Johnny, I think it's SOFT dog porn. If it were hardcore, there wouldn't be a black circle.
164. Dangle said:
#4 - So, dog balls aren’t appropriate for this site? That’s a shocker.
I don't think so Courtney. Dooce is very design conscious and pink would have clashed with the current garnet/red motif.
165. JulieT said:
Austin Scarlett? I didn't know Chuck was gay!
166. RazDreams said:
Is he gay, or isn't he? Let's examine the evidence. Exhibit A: http://www.dooce.com/archives/daily/09_24_2002.html
167. Katrina said:
Ram a lama ding dong
168. Tabbie said:
You know what you use on crack plaque..... floss.. :p
169. Kassi said:
I just realized how hilarious it would have been that the rocket wasn't censored, and you used it as the thumbnail pic. I wonder how many people would have been asking themselves "what the hell is that?" Or worse..how many people would have known what it was right away.
170. al said:
If Chuck is gay, it was not by choice, poor empty sacker
171. Kassi said:
Its friday, we are discussing dog dick. nice. I haven't had nearly enough to drink.
172. RazDreams said:
Tabbie (#168): Many women (and some men) already use floss on their crack plaque. It's called a *thong*.
173. Gooooder said:
oh man, i dont think i ever read that Beaver Cleaver story.
WOW CHUCK.
174. Mrs.Strizzay said:
OMG Chuck got blastecd with a money shot. He isn't gay, but he may have liked it. So he is in serious doubt. Poor guy.
175. Gooooder said:
for real Kassi, i think i need a gin and tonic.
STAT.
176. Katie-be-bored-at-work said:
That is a classic, Ladybug. That is Chuck's new theme song!!!
177. Gooooder said:
Mrs.Strizzay said at 09:49AM, 02.18.2005:
OMG Chuck got blastecd with a money shot.
ahahahAHAASDFSJAKGHFS:DFhasdjkal
178. jodi-no-blog said:
Damn! These comments make me laugh out loud every day. It just gives my co-workers more reason to shun me....
179. RazDreams said:
...He may very well want to be a woman, though. I'm not really sure. Exhibit B: http://www.dooce.com/archives/daily/02_14_2003.html
180. bethymae said:
mmmm gin and tonic.
181. Gooooder said:
chuck has nice boobies.
BOOBIES.
182. Tabbie said:
While I can't say I approve of the thong in general, I do apporve of flossing regularly.
183. Kassi said:
Beaver Cleaver. I feel bad for Chuck having been raped by someone with such an unfortunate name...even if it was an alias.
Arthur Fonzerelli...now THAT would have been cool.
184. Gooooder said:
wish i was allowed to drink a gin and tonic while at work.
i think i'd pee my pants for sure reading these comments.
185. Tabbie said:
gin and tonic.... damn... I was going to settle for a beer
186. Jena said:
Can I just say, "Heh."
187. Mojo said:
With sparkly lip gloss & a blowout, curl and aqua net, Chuck is a deadringer for Austin. Bring on the flouncy canine couture!
188. Snoop DOGG said:
GIN AND JUICE people get with it!
189. LadyBug said:
Kassi - Beaver Cleaver was later revealed to be Buddy Ebsen.
http://www.dooce.com/archives/thinking/07_07_2003.html
190. RazDreams said:
...And for my closing argument, I'd like to offer up to the mass *EXHIBIT C*!: http://www.dooce.com/archives/daily/11_07_2003.html
Hence, Chuck may very be Mr. Austin Chucklett in disguise.
191. Snoop DOGG said:
Now, that, I got me some seagram’s gin
Everybody got they cups, but they ain’t chipped in
Now this types of shit, happens all the time
You got to get yours but fool I gotta get mine
Everything is fine when you listenin to the d-o-g
I got the cultivating music that be captivating he
Who listens, to the words that I speak
As I take me a drink to the middle of the street
And get to mackin to this bitch named sadie (sadie? )
She used to be the homeboy’s lady (oh, that bitch)
Eighty degrees, when I tell that bitch please
Raise up off these n-u-t’s, cause you gets none of these
At ease, as I mob with the dogg pound, feel the breeze
Beeeitch, I’m just
192. MM said:
Very funny
193. Mrs.Strizzay said:
Exibit C is almost as funny as Chuck getting raped. But is it rape if he liked it?
194. butterfly said:
ha! I've never seen Project Runway. I clicked on the link for Austin, and was looking all over the page trying to find the dog that Chuck looks like... oh geez. I just woke up...
195. Gooooder said:
mrs striz...some dogs just like it rough.
bwahaaha
196. seannarae said:
AWROIGHT CAN WE PLEASE?!!?...
"...two panting dogs, one ejaculating hot canine semen in a rainbow arc above the other dog’s head."
- Dooce
197. Chuck's Bitch said:
That dawg is straight. That Beaver Cleaver thing was a one-time, experimental event. My Chuckles is straight. Word.
198. Mojo said:
Hey, Mojo #187 is not me. Someone's robbin' my handle, yo.
199. Audrey said:
If Chuck could talk, I'm sure he'd thank you for protecting the dignity of his Wee Waw.
200. ella's ma said:
"I'm. Too Sexy. For this website...."
Happy Chuck Friday. RUFF!
201. Circus Kelli said:
*sigh*
"Yes, you make take a picture of my sexiness, but really, don't you have something else to do?"
202. Fleece said:
Mallory on Sports Illustrated has her fake boob cutlet coming OUT of her bikini top. Ugh.
And Chuck is adorable, as always. I have the Chuckacabra desktop on my powerbook and it makes me smile. And scream once in a while.
203. stickler said:
re tulsaokie
Punctuation is a beautiful thing. How about:
'Man! What a mean thing to post a picture of, Dooce.'
One way makes your point. The other suggests Heather is a dog. I love punctuation.
204. that-andrea said:
This pic reminds me of one of the shelter dogs I walk - he gets so excited that he's going out that he jumps and wriggles and scampers and tugs and leaps -- he's not very big so I just let him fling himself around. He does this so much that he practically walks on his hind legs the entire time we're out -- and the whole time, the lipstick is fully exposed, his enthusiasm abundantly clear. Dogs are great, man.
205. Gooooder said:
did anyone else notice that mallory's boob look really smooshed in that topless one with the helmet.
just didnt look right. dont SI photographers know these things by now?
206. U.B. said:
What's the deal with hoo-hah, wee-wah, ding-a-ling and carrot?? Come on people, we're all grown-ups (well, sort of) and can use the clinical term.
Just call it a *schlong*, for goodness sake.
207. theotherMojo-orMo said:
re:187... sorry to the Other Mojo, I didn't know that handle was taken. I won't use it again.
here's one for the wannabee fashionista Project Runway fanatics:
www.salon.com/ent/tv/review/2005/02/09/project_runway/
208. Kristin said:
Malory is also in the jcrew catalogs