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1. SEK said:
a fire within
2. RockStar Mommy said:
The Burning Bush
3. karen said:
when hell freezes over
4. closet metro said:
Prickly
5. Cheryl said:
Nature's way of telling me to take a picture.
TAKE ME DOOCE!! TAKE ME!!
6. perception said:
painting landscapes
7. tc said:
fire crotch
8. Minla said:
A Moment of Discord
9. ThinkTank said:
Fire and Ice..oh no , wait that's a perfume...the ever-so-elusive "Untitled" often works in these cases Dooce.
really gorgeous shot either way.
10. amberlyn said:
cum soaked barn sluts!
11. Ada said:
I'm sitting here with my son. Normally, we wouldn't be looking at your website at this hour. Normally we'd be eating breakfast to the sounds of Thomas the Tank Engine. Instead, Hung-Over Dad and Too-Tired Mom are feeding cheerios to Hyper Son in front of the computer.
Hyper Son (2 years old) says he likes Chuck but prefers Skarloey (a train).
As a result, the name of your picture?
"That's not Skarloey!"
12. SEK said:
So, I've always kinda rolled my eyes at people who make a big deal about being the first to post, all the while, I'm secretly pea green with envy. But truly, I'm elated that I was first. I can now die happy.
13. LZS said:
The Burning Bush is my vote, too. Great mommies think alike?
14. Bob The Builder! said:
Can we help you?
YES WE CAN!
...and people, come on, lets leave the taco's, cum soaked barn sluts and bush (save for the bumbling political one!) out of this new comments page...
and everyone: have a top shelf weekend :-)
15. lulu cornichon said:
skeletrees?
bonescape?
Nah--cum-soaked barn sluts is still better
16. Anita said:
I'm lame. Actually, that's not a suggested title, that's really a comment about me.
It's a very postmodern picture (I think), which means I like it very much.
I vote "Untitled" or "Textures."
17. Goose said:
I think that's the fire of freedom/imperialism burning in the minds of men and spreading across Utah
18. Jeff said:
Wildfire.
19. Vote One Hyper Son said:
where was this photo taken?
20. -leslie.- said:
I went to the High School for Performing and Visual Arts, and whenever any of my artist friends got stuck, they'd name their photos "Untitled" and give it a number. It made them sound like they were giving the viewer interpretation, but in reality I think it was that they didn't know what the hell to call their stuff, either.
21. Mary Barber said:
shoot more cum than she can drink!
22. ThinkTank said:
Dont mean to say I told you so but...
"Untitled" is so the new black, "Untitled" is the way forward, Vote One "Untitled"!
23. Ummm said:
or you could go 'mod' with "Unearthed".
24. tt said:
Fire in the belly
25. Kassi said:
If not by water,then with fire
26. Dr. Johnny Fever said:
Treedom.
27. murphy said:
"post-inaguration"
28. l said:
hot natural bushes?
29. Ali said:
Now is the winter of our...bright orange safety fences.
30. ab said:
My Mom likes it red hot.
31. August95 said:
From the Ashes
32. Gregz said:
bushfire about to break out.
33. Julie said:
Cold Heat
34. Laura said:
I call it "Extremely awesome photo."
35. Danielle said:
So, I woke up with part of a song lyric stuck in my head, and it kind of fits your picture (eerily enough)
Raging Fire
(kind of, being the operative phrase)
36. Jennifer in Kansas City said:
And From The Embers We Will Rise Again.....
37. Erin said:
To piggyback on RockStarMommy's contribution (which I like the most).
The Burning Bush...in France!
38. Annie said:
Wow, beautiful picture. What is the red in the background?
39. trjh said:
"Interface"
Aside from the smoke and the fire, and the tree in the foreground that would seem to be covered in snow or ice, I can see a bit of green as well.
Never mind the geeky connotations.
40. Sarcomical said:
Blaze
41. amberlyn said:
OR you could call it:
Trees and Bushes That Look Black and White, with a Line of Red in the Middle that Looks like Fire, and a Little Patch of Green in the Lower Right Corner (but Closer to the Middle, Really)
42. SuggestiON said:
The Burning OF Bush would illicit much more hope for our people.
43. Susie said:
Tiger.
44. Autumn said:
Ring of fire.
45. RazDreams said:
there's already a daily photo titled "burning bush": http://www.dooce.com/archives/daily_photo/12_06_2004.html
my suggestion is "Dry, Itchy Skin"
that's a perfect picture of how my skin feels during the winter months...
46. RazDreams said:
actually, after reading through all of the suggestions so far, i really really like “post-inauguration†the mostest, and it's so appropriate, and methinks dooce will really like that one too, given the timing and the totally dry, chaotic-ness of the photo (and, also, of our nation).
47. honestyrain said:
cheese sandwich on white bread
48. Home Detention Lady said:
One big prick
49. lester said:
branches holding back the scorching of autumn
50. Polly Ticks said:
try saying this fast:
IN AWE YOU GOOD NATION! (perhaps some kind of twisted and actually positive Bush-ism!)
but then of course I would be talking about Australia....
51. Andrea in Canada said:
I like *Suggestion's* idea of "The Burning of Bush" but since that's taken, maybe Fireside Photography...
I think it looks like a painting! So much detail. Beautiful, Heather!
52. Colleen said:
The Truth About Nature
53. Dazed & Confused said:
How about 'Searing Frost'?
54. Torrie said:
My vote is for The Burning Bush.
55. Lynn said:
Bush Interrupted
56. shauny said:
Flaming Twigs of the Apocalypse!
57. La Pixiatrix said:
Prickly Thicket
58. christyscherrer said:
"Fire, Fire on the Mountian..."
I'm not really all that old, but I did love a dead show Jerry was still around.
59. RazDreams said:
Andrea in Canada: *The Burning of Bush* isn't taken already; Burning Bush is taken. So, technically, that's original and also timely.
Maybe Dooce will tell us her favorite choice right before she closes comments tomorrow morning...
60. Suggestions said:
hey screw you RazDreams, yes now Im getting territorial..."The Burning OF Bush" was definitely mine- a *Suggestions* original, thank you very much!
and thats a frosty yet searing comment towards your demented Political FigureHead!...had you not noticed of course :-)
61. Heather and Jessie said:
"Flaming Organisms"
That's right.
62. les said:
"Don't make rain down burning fire on your asses!" -God
63. Sheri said:
Who said "fire crotch"?
HAHAHA!!
64. Heather and Jessie said:
"Flaming Organism"
That's right.
65. ginger said:
Prisoner in Orange Jumpsuit Streaking to Freedom
Lame, I know.
66. Big Gay Sam said:
Fire Island?
Oh grrrl! That's so 1985. :op
Damnit Dooce. It's your pictures that make me miss Utah. Then I go outside and look at the wide open spaces in New Mexico and I'm so over it.
67. Dont Try This At Home said:
okay, its my turn to go all Fabio on yo Ba-itches asses:
"Branches of icy tenticles delve into her hot red lava lap"
well just saying red lava lap over and over is fun, fun, fun!
68. tif said:
Bloody Cold
69. Alisha said:
Ghost fire
70. Sarah L said:
Brush Fire Fairy Tales
71. Winner said:
Brittle Serenity
72. avey said:
THERE ARE A LOT OF MOTHERS HERE, I HAVE A QUESTION!!!
Well, I went out and got a tattoo yesterday in a fit of birthday desparation... and I have been breastfeeding. I have been planning to quit and wanted to know if with the tattoo I must stop right away or can continue to slowly stop. I was told to call a hotline... the are all closed on weekends!!!
And I want to know ASAP about this. I just want to keep my baby safe.
SOOOOO.... any ideas?
73. susie said:
beginning of a do-over.
i'm in l.a. where much of malibu gets a "do-over" about every 4 years.
74. han said:
carrot juice creek? Nice pic as usual
75. Jacks Girl said:
Sarah L- Jack Johnson rip offs will not be admitted into the naming competition...but my rather inspiring:
"Charcoal and Papaya" will be.
...and Avey: Im curious, what does a desperate-on-her-birthday-mother go and tattoo herself with?
76. Mary S said:
Great picture! But what to name it?????? How about a simple title: OUCH! Don't touch!
Atleast that is what goes through my mind when I see it.
77. taryn said:
Forked Trees of Displeasure?
78. Cristin said:
"spectacular organism's", of course
also - avey where is the tatoo's location? I don't think it would really be a problem with breastfeeding unless you got it in your nipple....OUCH
79. avey said:
TO JACKS GIRL:
A big ol' flower.
It was a long day too. My husband decides to tell me he has started smoking again, I find out my grandmother is going through heart failure, and my parents forgot to call and say happy birthday.
So I figured... ha... why not!... and now I have to worry about this too.
:(
My baby isn't awake yet, so I havent fed her yet today. I was hoping to find out before I know if I can pull out the booby or warm up the bottle.
80. Solonor said:
Fred.
81. avey said:
TO CRISTEN:
It is on my left arm, fairly large though.
I have heard mixed things about tattoos and breastfeeding though....
82. Amanda B. said:
"Landscape for the Ex-Mormon"
Jon is adorable. An elliptical machine kicked my ass once and then talked about my mamma. I'm more of a treadmill type of gal. (read: big wuss)
83. Dr. Johnny Fever said:
Genital warts and flaming hot chorizo.
84. briantologist said:
It looks like what would happen if you dropped a piece of smoked salmon in the dusty space underneath a refrigerator.
Maybe not as euphonious a title as you might be looking for.
85. e said:
My husband says things loudly like that 'cept he doesn't have the excuse of having music blasting in his ears...
86. Honey Bunny said:
"my mom thinks i'm a virgin"
87. Sarah said:
When Hell Freezes Over!
88. 80 said:
George Bush's home, 2008
89. yndy said:
Nature's Fire in the Briar Patch
90. Alena said:
I'm crappy at titling things, so I'll leave that to everyone else who has had much more creative suggestions than I.
Avey.. you could try Googling it.. just about everything can be found on the internets, you know.
91. dänika said:
The Burning Bush gets my vote too. neat picture.
92. non-expert said:
Well, Avey, I'm not a medical professional or expert in any way, nor am I a mother, but I know you're not supposed to donate blood w/n 12 months of getting a tattoo. I think it's because you're higher risk of having HIV or hepatitis. I don't know if you can pass HIV or hepatitis via breast milk, but if you're in any doubt about the sterilization of the needle, you might want to wean faster than planned.
93. Marc said:
This picture reminds me a bit of some recent works by Marc Seguin (not me, just the same first name):
http://tinyurl.com/6kwt2 (or go to http://galeriejeanclaudebergeron.ca/ and find him in the 'artists' section)
Unfortunately, he's not much help for naming: the paintings that look like this photo are generally just called 'Forest' with a number. So, I will suggest a punny name: "Orange Brush". :)
94. Patrick said:
How about "01_22_2005.jpg"?
It has a nice ring to it methinks
95. LadyBug said:
avey- This is the only thing I could find quickly:
http://tinyurl.com/6ek89
(scroll way down)
But it pretty much says what "non-expert" said above.
About the picture: It pretty much looks like what I feel like this morning, after having been up half the night with two sick kids, and now realizing the third one is coming down with crap as well. But that's probably a little too long for a title, huh?
96. Mrs.Strizzay said:
*I* would call in Johny Blaze and then I would admonsih anyone who understood what it meant.
_shaking__finger_
97. LadyBug said:
Mrs.Strizzay, did you see my "clarification needed" comment to you yesterday?
98. niamh said:
The opening credits of Tim Burton's next film. Or M. Night Shyamalan's. Either one works equally well...
99. 01234 said:
Prior to about number 35, the one I liked best was _"Nature’s way of telling me to take a picture."_
It's got the requisite reference to bodily functions and it says something about the photo.
*It wins, hands down.*
I like it better than my own idea.
100. Sarah In Alaska said:
I like Unearthed.
Just wanted to share the craziness....Today in town we are having our winter ice carnival and the big event is called the polar bear jump..... crazy costumed people jump in to the freezing waters of Ressurection Bay, all to raise money for cancer research. This is the 20th year and to date we have raised about 1 million dollars! Why is it that we can invent breast implants and viagra, but can't find a cure for cancer? Maybe 2005 will be the year!
101. Mrs.Strizzay said:
*Ladybug*,
No, I did not.
102. Mrs.Strizzay said:
After reading all the suggestions I am voting for Cum Soaked Barn Sluts, In France!!!
103. popsicle said:
Fire Crotch !
104. Andrea in Canada said:
I got a tat while breastfeeding...still breastfeeding 8mths later...well...if anyone comes up with something let me know.
105. LadyBug said:
*Mrs Strizzay*
It just occurred to me I should have clarified, myself. I meant my reply to your "position of the week" comment on yesterday's Dooce photo page. Not a comment on your blog. Sorry for the confusion.
106. lisa d said:
Of all the suggestions given, I like Cold Heat the most - although I'm not sure that's fire at all in the background.
I also like either Winter's Heat or Divergence -
107. dolly said:
mary barber is a dirty girl........
108. 01234 said:
BTW, *Mormon General Authority* will back me up on this one. He owes me a favour because I've held my tongue about that little debacle yesterday. (_elbows MGA in rib_)
109. Kath said:
Didn't read all the comments so I hope no one else said this...
"Hot Forks Of Displeasure"
I love that phrase...have no earthly idea what it really means, but it sounds so way cool every time you use it.
110. Mrs.Strizzay said:
*Ladybug*...the comment about the John Candy movie was about jackhammering on the couch as opposed to my moms implants? I am still confused. :0P
111. song said:
I'm going yay to 'Burning Twigs of the Apolcalypse'
dooce can you just go ahead and tell us what the photo is of now? I mean, besides the twiggy obvious.
112. Michael said:
Armageddon. Because, lets face it, there is no better place for a just god to exact his wrath than Utah
113. robin said:
I thought for sure someone was going to say, "First!" Luckily, that was not a suggested title. :-)
114. Moxie said:
Barren Menses.
115. Amy said:
"DREAMSICKLE"
116. Em said:
Smells like burning
117. Shelli said:
"icey red"
118. the other Paula said:
Paris Hiltons burning crotch.
Sorry, I just read an article about her 2 seconds before I clicked onto Dooce. I wrote what came to mind.
119. Lavanotes said:
Um dead tree branches in front of an orange haze. :)
Or you could just call it
"Trippy"
120. Wilma said:
This photo should be titled "After Dinner At The Killer Iguana Place"
121. Alaska Danielle said:
Sarah (#100), where in Alaska do you reside? I'm in Anchorage. :)
122. Jeff said:
Tiger, Tiger Burning Bright
123. Feaverish said:
Onychomycosis
124. Me-J said:
Scorched Earth Policy
125. RazDreams said:
Umm, *Suggestions*, I was referring to "The Burning of Bush" not yet being taken by Dooce as a name for one of her daily photos, so technically it's an original *name for a daily photo.* And I meant that it was timely because of the inauguration yesterday (meaning that I definitely noticed that it was a searing comment toward our "Political FigureHead!"). But thanks oh-so-much for "screwing me" before you realized that yes, there *are* actually people who aren't out to get you or steal your suggestions...
Sheesh.
126. Bucky Four-Eyes said:
"Inflamed Vagina (with twigs)"
127. Michelle said:
That picture reminds me of the many, many Alaskan wildfires we have every year. The spitting image. This past year (ere 2004) we had record fires. My house is still standing. Yay.
128. Squish said:
I'd call it
"Baby, it's cold outside"
(SEK: I got a laugh out of your post. Weren't you tenth or eleventh? The other fans must have typed faster.)
129. SEK said:
Squish: I was first, then realized I was on and noted it on the 12th post.
130. alyssa said:
i pray you're ti-voing the show 'inside polygamy' on a&e right now.
131. Mrs.Strizzay said:
Paris Hilton used to be a brunnette with a different nose. But she still posed like a slut. And I saw her cooter in a poperazzi pic and it was gross. Like ....Paris honey, let the hair grow back.Long.
132. Meggan said:
Since I can't figure out what's causing the orange, I'm going to be unimaginitive and vote for "Untitled." Or Amberlyn (#41)'s title. That one seems to describe it the best.
133. Squish said:
SEK:I thought it was kind of cute.
134. . said:
Unhappy Trees
135. Jme said:
Haze alert!
Well, that was a rather lame attempt, but I'm still chuckling over the ad I saw on your blog's sidebar:
---
Lasting Pleasure ?
Natural sexual health product for women.
Advertise on Dooce.com
---
And all that was right beside your 'Sensational Organisms' post. It's beeeeautifully done, even if by coincidence! :)
136. Amy said:
There's a few I like, especially those concerning Bush's Reign of Terror. (Alternate title?)
But I went back to look at it and see what it made me think of, personally:
Charlie Brown Landscape On Fire
137. Amy said:
'There's' instead of 'There are'..yeah..I don't sound like a backwoods hick at all ..no siiiir..
138. Trace said:
In my best Beavis voice I say name it Fire! Fire!
139. Amy said:
I'm gonna stop correcting myself in future, actually.. I *might've* been right in the first place, 'few' being a collective term, but now I'm really confused after looking at it a couple of times.
..So..yep..that's MY last post for this entry.
I'll let everyone else tell me when I'm posting the wrong things or posting too much. People seem to like to do that to others anyway...no need to do it to yourself, people!
Self-Effacement be gone! Not that a lot of ppl are doing that..still, let GOD smite those who are wrong!!
I just hope I'm not setting myself up here....
140. Katy said:
Run Forest! Run!
141. #140 GETS MY VOTE!!! said:
Thank you for the laugh, Katy!
142. Amber said:
OF FRANCE!!
143. Danielle said:
Yay Katy!
My favorite thus far.
144. 01234 said:
Nobody else has spotted the _Virgin_ Mary of the Twigs? Jeez. Lower left corner about 1/8 of the way in.
145. Mrs.Strizzay said:
I just read the Mormonism archives.
And frankly I think that dry humping is under-rated.
146. Rachel in Alaska said:
It sounds like Sarah is in Seward. I work for ACS and the PBJ is an awesome fundraiser.
Love the Dooce, daily reader. Thanks for all the laughs!
It is so strange, our conceptions of what people will "sound" like. Even though I knew you were from TN (as am I) I had no clue you would have a country accent.
How Bizza`.
147. Squish said:
Amber suggested:
OF FRANCE!!
That is my personal favorite, so far. Except, Amber, you forgot two exclamation points!
148. DeAnn said:
It kind of makes me think of death or dying. But I also think it's gorgeous.
So, "Gorgeous death"?
149. Colleen from NJ said:
Radioactive Superfund Site Death (in NJ, anyway)
150. aleta said:
i remember the first time blake said "cock." it's probably my fault for taking him to a fantasia party when he was 3 months old and letting him play with the vibrators. a friend has a photo that she calls 'the exact minute mommy turned you gay.'
151. Mrs.Strizzay said:
*Aleta* that is SO SO SO wrong.
152. Cristin said:
lol Colleen!
153. Day said:
I'm with ThinkTank. "Untitled" IS the new black. Let this gorgeous dramatic photo speak for itself. Words would kind of ruin it, no?
154. Charlie said:
"This Place Would Be Heaven If It Weren't For All the Motherfucking Mormons"
155. Monica said:
This is too good not to share with every single person you know:
http://www.post-literate.com/gerpunx/archives/hasselhoffian-recursion.gif
156. Mrs.Strizzay said:
MAKE IT STOP
157. GK said:
wasn't able to read all the comments but my title suggestion is
=== Highway to Hell ====
158. angela said:
"Red headed step child"
159. Kristine said:
I don't have time to read all the comments. Here's my title...
"LOOKS LIKE KRISTINE'S BACKYARD...A HUGE FIRE HAZARD!"
160. Kristine said:
Ohh ohhh...
How about...
"FIRED"
161. Girl.A said:
Cold forks of painful pleasure.
162. Biggest Apple said:
Shit's Burnin'
163. J said:
"God Loves You".
164. mg2 said:
cold spoons of pleasure
165. Girl.A said:
Lovin Spoonful
166. mg2 said:
sinning spoons
167. Chessy said:
"What's black and white and red all over?"
Yes, it is dumb, but I think it works.
168. Holy Schmidt said:
What you see when you're about to cross the Utah border into the flames of hell!
169. zchamu said:
It actually looks like a sweater pattern from the Gap.
170. mremmers said:
Where's Rothko?
171. Bean said:
Oil Paint and Ice
172. the other Paula said:
Since Im trapped indoors due to the raging blizzard thats going on in in New England (we're getting at least 30+ inches)I thought Id reply again.
01234: I dont see the Virgin Mary of twigs, my eyes must be going bad in my old age.
173. GEORGE! said:
The brush is alive with the sound of music.
174. La Pixiatrix said:
Thickly Prickly
175. tickled said:
Conflagration
176. Tanya said:
"Approaching the Styx"
(Now I'll be looking for 01234's vision for the next hour...)
177. honestyrain said:
atta boy jon. you go girl.
178. Tracy said:
Oh, Monica, that was just disturbing. Which, of course, meant I had to share it with everyone.
As for the image title:
Valley of the Hemorrhoids
179. melissa said:
ring of fire!
180. Kevin said:
"Conversation with my unborn grandmother".
181. Robyn said:
Welcome to California?
182. s said:
Tracy, er, that would be peaks of the 'rhoids, not valleys, right?
183. Gooooder said:
fire crotch is a pretty good one
184. carol said:
abuse of zoom
185. icexe said:
How about: "A bunch of boring old dried twigs in a field waiting for something interesting to happen"?
186. Luis said:
FEAR?
187. Sarah said:
Ugly Tree: Episode 1
188. MSH said:
Call it:
Landscape/Utah Jan 2005
At least ten years from now you'll remember what the hell it was.
I enjoyed your website. Thanks.
189. SEK said:
Squish: Thanks.
190. Melissa B said:
"Behind Leta's Eyes Circa 2020"
191. Hadley said:
I think Dooce suffered from a case of trying to be too clever. Don't worry about it not being perfect, just call it something boring like FIRE! Works for me; my opinion of dooce.com won't change.
192. Why pretend said:
Hadley
Why pretend to understand the motives of Dooce? Sounds arrogant to assume the intentions or motives of the author.
I can think of ten other reasons for the title of today's pic, including the fact she may be bored out of her skull coming up with freakin titles for a bunch of strangers.
193. Amanda B. said:
Wow. Cynical much?
194. Evil Stepmother said:
The Lovelier Aspects of Napalm
195. maggi said:
"Red Line with Tree"
196. HNLGRL said:
How about...Crotchety Old Hag's Fire Crotch.HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH...I know I know sighhhh....I can't help it Im still laughing about that post! :)
197. Cooter said:
Death Becomes Tree
198. Jessie's Girl said:
Wow, why pretend - why don't you just FREAK OUT!
199. Amy said:
To Charlie RE: Comment #154
Did you know that, despite not agreeing with Mormon practices or beliefs, the Dooce branch of the Armstrong family has several beloved family members who are, in fact, Mormon?
I'm really not hatin'..(cause if I was I'd be sayin stuff like "DUDE, STEP OFF"..but I'm not.)
Just thought I'd mention it... in case you didn't know.
That having been said..I totally know you were joking. I just like to possibly induce brief periods of guilt..it's a Catholic thang...
200. tif said:
#E77954
201. Mrs.Strizzay said:
Speaking of Catholics (I am a non practising one) I was thinking about mormon underwear (while doing the dishes) and though that WE TO! have our own. They are called Boy Shorts.
202. Tammy said:
Simply nature-
That is what I would call it! That was my 1rst thought when I saw this photo! Where was this taken?
203. Cristin said:
forgive my ignorance, but what is "mormon underwear" anyway?
204. Ms. Belle said:
Got it:
"Heather gets pissed"
205. brando said:
imaginot line
206. Paul H said:
Hey whats up I would just like to say your site is quite entertaining and if it wasn't for my girlfriend Kaylee i wouldnt even know about it anyways a title. How about "The Depths of Mordor" because not only is it a sweet lyric from a Led Leppelin song it really looks like Mordor. I might be a dork for liking Lord of the Rings but they truely are a great series of books and movies.
207. Dr. Johnny Fever said:
My wife and I have had that same "pushing it" conversation during sex a few times.
208. JT said:
Cream of Carrot Soup River and Pretzel Twigs
I think I'll go get a snack.
209. Mrs.Strizzay said:
Google mormon underwear. All the cool kids are doing it. You may see a nude photo or two so consider yourself warned.
210. LadyBug said:
*Mrs Strizzay*
Sorry, I've been away from the computer for several hours, and here you've been confused all this time, just waiting for my return. (I'm kidding, of course.)
What I MEANT was...I left a comment on yesterday's Dooce photo page in response to YOUR comment about the "position of the week." I just went back and looked...I left it at 3:46 pm. Although it doesn't seem nearly as funny, now that we've had all this back-and-forth over it, LOL.
And no, the John Candy comment on your blog had nothing to do with jackhammering and everything to do with your mom's new ta-tas.
Hope that clears everything up...you know, except for those lingering questions about how the hell that position is supposed to work!
211. Girl.A said:
Fever,
Including the head phones, loud techno music, shouting and whispering, and the bystanders?
212. Kate said:
Hot Forks of Displeasure!!
213. Lisey said:
woah, googling for mormon underwear turned out to be quite a scary undertaking...but has revitalised my titling abilities:
"Nudescape", otherwise Im sticking with my "Frigid Ridge", "Unearthed", or the timeless "Untitled"...
now, back to my search...this stuff is laugh-a-minute!
214. Twig Fiddler said:
"Masturbation is a sinful habit that robs one of the Spirit and creates guilt and emotional stress. It is not physically harmful unless practiced in the extreme. It is a habit that is totally self-centered, and secretive, and in no way expresses the proper use of the procreative power given to man to fulfill eternal purposes. It therefore separates a person from God, and defeats the gospel plan. "
oh.my
215. Dr. Johnny Fever said:
Indubidably, Girl A. We both have to chug a six-pack of Propel water before we start, too.
216. Girl.A said:
Fever,
My image of you is now forever changed.
217. Amanda B. said:
See? See what I was saying about Les Nessman!?!
218. Girl.A said:
Amanda B,
If you mean Les would not be caught dead putting on a live sex show on an eliptical trainer at the gym, yes, I see what you mean.
219. 01234 said:
_Does Your Ass Feel Like This? Itchy? Burning? Inflamed? Rash?_ If so, visit dooce.com, where science has shown that dog saliva works wonders on raw butt-crack.
220. Dr. Johnny Fever said:
I'm curious to know what your image was of me before, Girl A.
221. Ceylon said:
Neopolitan Autumn? Roffle.
222. Kerri said:
Where poop goes to die...
223. DTG231553KJANO5 said:
The Bare Necessities and Beyond
224. Spikebot said:
Twiggy.
225. stormy said:
Run Bambi, run!
226. Lisey said:
Im still wracking my brain and doing every type of eye squint possible but STILL NO VIRGIN MARY!
...someone please help...
227. Boink said:
ahh, lets all bask in natures warm glowing warming glow, mmmm... something.
228. rick said:
hell freezing over
229. Mrs.Strizzay said:
*Ladybug* The fact that your still thinking about comment 118(?) from yesterday makes me think you need a hobby. The position is EASY and satisfying. I suggestion you write the directions down and give it a practise run. You can do this part alone.
230. Taylor said:
"Fucking. Amazing."
231. Christine said:
indecision
232. Super Turtle Girl said:
Run, Bambi, run!
233. Amanda B. said:
"Macgyver's Folly"
234. carissa said:
doesn't rainbow bright live there? yes. it's either she, or the carebears, i think.
235. Chloe said:
I'm going for the random Simpson's reference name:
"Tastes like Grandma!"
Come on, name that episode! Who said it, and for what? You know you want to. If you succeed, you win the adoration (or the condescending admiration) of your friendly fellow Simpson's geek... and it's an easy one!
236. Steve J said:
E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt)
Episode Number 231
First Aired November 7, 1999
Ralph (After tasting Tomacco)- It tastes like Grandma.
Chief Wiggum- What? Let me see that. (takes a bite) Wow, it does taste like Grandma.
Ralph- I want more!
237. wol said:
Moses, wherefor art thou?
238. anhp said:
Do you actually read this many comments?
I think that: THE RAGE(tm) works well, but I live in Canada, I don't know about you're copyright laws.
239. anthonyanalog said:
This appears to be a Smoldering Wilderness. Thank you for taking the picture.
240. Try Me said:
Trying to sum up all ya'll comments of nature and politics in one. here goes:
The Land, The Law
241. gord said:
Saffron Fields Forever.
242. Cynic said:
weve had some song lyric wanna-be rip offs, Im impressed with everyones musicality and yes, while its still art lets try and name THIS PHOTO, not just relive our fifteen seconds of fame dream.
243. Annalise said:
Good Morning Dooce...
will you actually read all our entries?...
we all just want to know where this pic was taken and which title you liked best.
Hope your weekend is going dandy. If not, you probably just need to poop!
244. Kano said:
I think I would call it Embarking conflagration.......Or Don King on a hot and mustered morning