This is the world's most true poem, written by one elementary school girl in response to a homework assignment with the theme, "I Wonder Why..."

"I Wonder Why Teachers Give Us Homework"

Teachers give us homework because they were abducted by aliens.
The aliens projected images of homework in their minds to make kids miserable.

Horrible!
Opposite of fun.
More and more,
Every day.
Work that goes home.
On my nerves.
Repulsive!
Killing me!