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Heather talks about public tantrums (from kids) on today's Momversation.
- RIP Louis Mortimer Armstrong: http://bit.ly/1R4tv6
- Hugs and kisses to you, too! RT: @Monkey_Tree: @dooce he probably committed suicide because he was tired of LISTENING TO YOU WHINE.
- Our fish just died. And I'm sitting here crying. And it wasn't even my fault!
1. Dave Thomas said:
We'll send two representatives right over.
2. Spaceball said:
There goes the neighborhood.
3. Naz said:
Intense.
4. kane said:
Oh the humanity! Glad you all arrived in one piece.
5. Katie said:
I feel for you, I really do.
6. pretty_paranoia said:
that sounds nasty.
7. garrett said:
(Welcome back, all that.) I think you'll find the experience... interesting. Like any place, it should give you plenty to write about.
Do give my fondest regards to the bishopric if they stop by to welcome you into the ward.
8. stupid bint said:
You say that like it's a bad thing.
9. deadking said:
ha you think you got it bad?
ha i live in west virginia
10. propagandist said:
utaht it was somewhere else?
11. Ex-liontamer said:
...and it's all MY fault.
12. Marshall said:
Utah can't be all that bad -- I know at least two cool people that live there. Besides, the Escalante Canyon is there.
13. BUTTERBALL said:
I don't know if you knew this or not, but I just got done masturbating to gay porn. I think I'll sleep for a few hours, eat some leftover Domino's pizza from last night, and repeat the process over and over again until I die.
14. peggy said:
BYU. Bring Your (sacred heavenly) Underwear.
15. karmaboy said:
I'm interested in your organization and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
16. Jen said:
I for one am looking forward to hearing about all the mormons and getting a peak and the scenery.
17. Funtime Ben said:
I think this officially means you're safe from terrorists.
18. ME said:
i hope living in Utah doesn't change your outlook on life . it seems you've toned down or hold back enough as it is since the "relaunch."
19. Bryan said:
I'm in the same boat, I live in Alabama, which is like Utah with Southern Baptists instead of Mormons.
20. dclay said:
I warned you about those ruby slippers of yours...
21. Kerry said:
Man. Utah is going to LOVE you.
22. steve said:
Move.
23. Devin said:
Sucka! You fell for it. The mormon secret police will be at your door sooner than later. Remeber when you are looking for an apartment that "ND" stands for no drinking.
24. ismat said:
Yeah, but how long are you going to stay?
25. dennis said:
Current temperature here: -3F, windchill -20F. My sacred underwear comes in the form of longjohns... 8-)
26. HurgleGurgle said:
Please be my third wife.
There is a nice natural foods store in Sugarhouse.
"Bryan thinks:
I'm in the same boat, I live in Alabama, which is like Utah with Southern Baptists instead of Mormons."
Oh, the South is much, much worse.
27. Michael said:
Dooce in Deseret:
Boozin in the Beehive State - In a world where you can't buy liquor on Sunday. Dooce (Britney Spears) and DJ Blurb (Alan Cumming) leave LA and find themselve in Utah.
28. ~Angel said:
Be sure to let us know when you've been assimilated.
29. erin said:
oh my god, I live in utah.
30. the very grumpy husband said:
Alan Cumming? I think I deserve at least Jake Gyllenhaal or Benecio Del Toro.
31. Keith said:
It could be worse. It's not Point Barrow, Alaska, where the sun has already set for the year and won't come out again until March.
32. jason said:
los angeles: out. utah: in.
go get a 4.0 in damage.
33. renaat said:
what's wrong with Alan Cumming? I adore Alan Cumming.
34. suck it up, hubby said:
You get what you get and fucking like it, cha-cha.
35. Naaman said:
You obviously forgot to check out the bottom system before you moved because you ended up in the wrong place!
36. Poo head said:
Mormons. Whoa.
37. Morgan said:
I'll be out there Thursday... luckilly I also get to LEAVE Thursday.
38. couloir said:
on the one hand ur in utah... on the other zion is the most beautiful place ive ever been....
39. Anne Freedman said:
Heather, since I can't find an e-mail address for you, thought I'd try to reach you this way. I'm writing a story about the HR implications of web logs for my magazine, Human Resource Executive, and wanted to talk to you about your experiences. Can you drop me a line and let me know how I can get in touch with you?
Thanks.
Anne
40. Edsmonkey said:
Let us know where to send the liquor when you run out...
41. OIBOY said:
Gah....Utah fer chrissakes.....Gah
42. David said:
Utah? what the heck is that? ;)
43. SnarkyPup said:
Two words: porn czar.
44. Kevin said:
As a former BYU Inmate, I feel your pain. Hopefully, you're in Salt Lake, where the percentage of Los Mormones drops considerably. Keep the (lack of) Faith and don't forget to swear loudly in public - that should keep them at bay.
45. Colin said:
Isn't Utah the Bring 'em Young state?
46. . said:
I didn't know this was an anti-mormon website heads up to all the prejudice out there.
47. meggo said:
the second wife will arrive shortly.
48. Bucci said:
I'm really impressed with how quickly this all shook down. I think a move like that, start to finish, would take me a few years.
49. Liam Gallagher said:
Fix my teef
50. splinter said:
Utah? Whats wrong with Utah? I hear great things about Europe.
51. Stan said:
Welcome back Dooce & Jon.
52. moose said:
Oh my God, so you do.
You okay?
53. webjones said:
If you like to spend time with nature, it looks like you're pretty well placed.
54. kgjbnme said:
Two things: 1)I used to live on the moon (Wichita Falls, TX), and I now know you can make your own fun. Enjoy yourselves. 2)When my cousin was a kid, 40 years or so ago, she spent time in Jamaica for her dad's job. The English-trained schoolteacher was teaching U.S. geography, and pointed to "Uttahh" on the map. Cousin says, helpfully, "No, it's pronounced "You-tah," teach screams, "No, it's Uttahh, you stupid girl!" and kicked her out of class for the day.
Just thought I'd share.
55. The Inmate said:
Well...I knew the posts were gonna get a lot less interesting...I just didn't expect it to happen THAT FAST.
56. Wayne said:
You know when you crossed the border you autmatically became pregnant. When's the baby due?
57. RHET3577 said:
We're talking about this site in our class right now. About Heather Hamilton posting stuff about coworkers. Cool huh?
58. RHET3577 said:
We're talking about this site in our class right now. About Heather Hamilton posting stuff about coworkers. Cool huh?
59. Xanthan said:
I wonder how long the liquor and coffee will last... that is, if they didn't get confiscated already!
60. George Jetson said:
Great skiing in Little Cottonwood Canyon, Utah is best experienced on skis
61. Kris said:
... have you let the Relief Society know? They could bring you green jello salad and those yummy potatoes made with hash browns, sour cream and cream of mushroom soup.
Oh! And just think, you live near Donny AND Marie now. Lucky.
62. Alli said:
Utah? I've been there. Scary place.
63. occasional kate said:
eh, seems i'm in the minority...but welcome home anyway. if it's not the right thing, you'll find out soon enough. in the meantime, congratulations!
64. animal said:
yeah, you do!
65. THE MEDIA said:
thats nice. some of the comments on this post make my ass hurt.
66. Michael said:
I'd like to beat every other Jew in Utah and say, MAZEL TOV!
67. Cindi said:
let's do lunch!
or better yet...let's shake the whole god forsaken town!
68. sarah said:
well, after my time in Utah and with Mormons in my life and almost marrying one... I've finally decided that even though they are nice and super smiley on the outside--just scratch the surface away and you find opression, denial and A LOT of fear... Utah itself is beautiful though... try to go to Goblin valley if you can--it's amazing! :)
69. Anna said:
I say that to myself every single day. In any case, welcome back.
70. Fraz said:
Stay calm. Be brave. Wait for the signs.
71. paranoid said:
yeah those damn mormons are terrible, terrible thugs. i hear they're watching this site to track all you denouncers. watch out.
72. Fleeglethorpe said:
Uhm, where should we send the Jell-o molds?
73. Romi said:
not being a US citizen i dont have any witty Utah comments to make, but i hope Chuck is doing alright.
74. georgeloveschuck said:
Let's go get a drink! oh...wait...mmmm..no.
We miss you!!
75. the deuce said:
well, your parking space in LA is in good hands, i can assure you. much happiness to you both in your new life. (sorry.)
76. Shan said:
Don't you love it when people leave annoying strung comments like such as above that eat yoru site?
77. Inez said:
My sympathies.
78. God said:
Welcome back, my child.
79. monkeyjenn said:
It could be worse. You could be living in Midland, TX like me. *shudder*