One of the few instances when Britney Spears is not the right answer
Tuesday, November 14 2006
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About a week and a half ago I got an email from a producer at CNN asking if I'd like to participate in a round table discussion in New York City about Time Magazine's person of the year. But of course, I said, as who in their right mind would refuse a free trip to what many consider to be the world's most exciting city, the place where anything is possible, or at least mostly possible, as long as you are willing to tip well. They were going to fly me out, hook me up with a nice hotel, and then fly me back whenever I was done having fun in the city. But the catch was that I would have to open my mouth and pretend like I have any business whatsoever giving an opinion on something like this. Because let's be serious here, if you have ever read a word of this website you might have the impression that I think Access Hollywood is serious journalism. And you'd be very correct.
I told a few friends before I left what I was doing, and invariably their responses were the same: CNN HAS LOST ITS MIND. And I agreed. I did several Google searches on Heather Armstrong to see if there was an intelligent and articulate political blogger whom they may have gotten me confused with, but all I could find was a lovely real estate agent in Arizona who has my name. I thought about calling her up and asking if she had an opinion on this, on who had the most influence on the media in this country over the last year, and if she said anything other than Britney Spears I would steal her answer and claim it as my own. If she said Britney Spears? Then I would invite her over for dinner.
The thing about 2006, though, is that there really isn't a clear and fast answer to this question. Everyone I asked had a hard time coming up with even one candidate, so I figured that the odds of something totally outrageous coming out of my mouth were very slim. Ah, but do I ever underestimate my own stupidity, and instead of concentrating on the "who" part of the answer I should have maybe studied up on how to talk in coherent sentences. And this is why I like to hide behind the computer, because here I can go back and re-read a thought I have written down and fix it so that it doesn't say, "The change that we're going toward into for that and everything," a sentence I said out loud on Friday morning while staring directly into a camera.
Before I go any further, I should probably talk about how intimidated I felt by the city of New York itself, a feeling that was totally unexpected. I have been to New York three times in the past, and I can see exactly why it is a perfect place to live out your dreams if you're an ambitious, single 20-something who has life by the balls. There are so many people living there, a literal ocean of humans, and the simplest task requires so much maneuvering. Because of this I think people who live there have learned how to channel an incredible amount of energy and maintain that output at a level much higher than your average human being. It's like, if you can survive a day in New York City, you're well on your way to conquering the world.
But I am no longer a single 22-year-old whose only major responsibility in life is making sure that I pay the rent on time, and even though I was alone on this trip I could not turn off the parent inside me. And I was completely overwhelmed with the idea that people have children in that city, that they have to push strollers on those sidewalks and down the stairs to the subway, that they have to carry those children up and down four flights every time they leave the apartment. The intricacies of day-to-day life with children in that city must feel like an hourly marathon, a race that does not ever end. I have never been more aware of the luxury it is to be able to get into my car and drive to the grocery store, or of the fact that I am a total pussy.
I have also never felt so suburban and quaint, especially when I shook the hand of Soledad O'Brien who moderated the discussion. That woman walked into the studio, and I kid you not, there was a glowing aura around her body, and it was filled with dancing leprechauns and fairies. She was exquisite in every conceivable way, perfect hair and make-up and wardrobe, and when she greeted everyone and made small talk I got the sense that her brain was wired to a digital encyclopedia of everything that has ever happened on Earth, because she spoke with authority on every topic. I know that what I am about to say is going to give my mother a heart attack, but I can't think of a better way to sum up the other-worldliness of Soledad: that woman does not take shits. No way.
So there I am, Gap sweater and khakis that I bought on clearance, and shoes I got two-for-one at Mervyns, and even though my hair and make-up had been crafted by a professional, I felt like a five foot eleven inch thumb. It did not help that the other people who had been invited to the discussion were all male political bloggers, one of whom is currently working on his Ph.D. at Harvard. Where did I go to college? An institution whose administration was so offended by the nudity contained in some of Rodin's finest sculptures that they stuck The Kiss in a dark basement and refused to allow their students to see it. You could say that my education was robust.
Ultimately the hour-long discussion was not all that painful, although there were several moments when I could feel my heart beating in my throat because I thought Soledad was going to turn to me and ask what I thought about the suggestion that Kim Jong Il be person of the year. Ummmmmmm... He's a bad man! Very bad! With much badness! My instinct would have been to frown like a very sad circus clown and boo. And maybe hiss. And then sink to the floor and crawl under my chair.
Who did I say? Well, technically it was a discussion about many people, and one of my answers was apparently so awful that Soledad looked right at me and said, "What?! Do you really think that?" And I defended myself pretty well, although my insides were screaming like a pig whose head has just been severed from its body. I will tell you that I did not say Britney Spears, although her name was brought up by someone else and that was the only time you could see fire under my ass. I even interrupted the conversation at that point to say, "I've got dibs!"
The 5-8 minute package will run as part of a larger program toward the end of the year. Once I know exactly when it will air I'll pass along that info. In the meantime, I'd love to know who you would have chosen, and why. And what you would have worn.
1. SaraSue said:
Yikes! What a hot seat you were in, Mrs. Armstrong! I'm pretty sure I would have gone with Stephen Colbert! As for what I'd have worn...mmmm...NYC shopping!
Can't wait to see the interview!~
2. uppahand said:
Emmit Smith.
4. Mike Driehorst said:
"It did not help that the other people who had been invited to the discussion were all male political bloggers, one of whom is currently working on his Ph.D. at Harvard."
Well, that's why CNN invited you, Ms. Armstrong: To give some sort of reasonable, common-sense, Utah/Morman/S Cal/liberal balance!
With your comment about Ms. O'Brien's "What?" response to you, can't wait to see what you actually said.
-- Mike
(who is glad that your current whims are allowing comments!)
5. Urs said:
i would have said barack obama because he's just so
i would have worn a black, sleevless turtleneck and a nude pencil skirt with killer heels.
7. faustina said:
I can't wait to see it! I would be that nervous too, but what an amazing opportunity.
I would say Ellen DeGeneres - I don't know that she has done anything special this year opposed to others, but I know of no one who honestly just tries to make people happy and forget about all the crap that goes on every day in our world. I think she's great.
8. mania72 said:
No matter what I wore, or what genious person I thought to nominate... I would have sat in the room assuming I was the least informed, least fashionable, (and fattest) person there.
Now I need to go call my therapist.
9. jeffeners said:
Can I vote for a people instead of a person? I'd nominate the Amish folks whose daughters were murdered recently. In a time when organized religion has shown itself to be the divisive and oppressive force that it is, these people showed all that is divine in people (thanks, Tom Robbins).
10. DDM said:
I don't know who I would have chosen. At all. But I would have worn my Gap Outlet army green cords and black wool cable knit sweater with black slip on shoes. All purchased on clearance. Because it's the only real ensemble I own that isn't track pants and a hoodie.
Can't wait to see the piece!
11. sarahekite said:
Booing? Hissing? Sounds like a typical New York day.
And you're right. Soledad O'Brien does not shit...ever.
13. faustina said:
ah, I second Urs in Barack Obama
14. Teachbroeck said:
Robin Williams
A hooded sweatshirt from my school!
15. typingelbow said:
i think the stroller moms here map out exactly which subway stops offer elevator service. can't wait to see your TV spot!
3. sasha said:
This is Sacha Baron Cohen's year. I have tremendous admiration for his capacity to navigate the very edge of humor, journalism, and pissing people off.
As for what to wear...I'm sure I would have concocted some version of my "uniform"...long flowy skirt (conceals my train-wreck-postpartum legs!) and layers of hippie goodness up top.
6. Jill Shalvis said:
As a novelist, all my clothes are sweats, so I'd have had an anxiety attack about the clothes alone. And since I have the fashion sense of a gnat, I'd have run to Target and hoped for the best.
Oh, and my vote? For Heather Armstrong.
12. Kevin Worthington said:
K-Fed. No question.
16. FeelinFroggy said:
I had dream that when you came back from Chicago (I'm not sure why you were in Chicago), that you told Jon that you wanted to move there and he said okay. SO you are moving to Chicago, because Oprah needs someone new to latch onto. Maybe you could sit in on her interview with Britney Spears.
17. Deb Sawyer said:
The girl in this news story should be person of the year:
http://www.komotv.com/news/4616302.html
The only thing I can tell you about what I would wear is that I'm sure I would end up hating it.
18. bonkersmomof4 said:
I could not even believe that Kim Jong Ill will was on the list! Very very bad evil man! Wow.
Can't imagine what I would wear or who I would vote for, and I'm sure that I would also be the worst informed, fattest person there, which would pretty much keep me from saying anything.
But I can't wait to see it!
19. juliet said:
none of those people nominated are pretty so i can't possibly make an educated choice.
but, I know that the one choosen will probably be nancy pelosi because she's going to be the next president.
20. lawyerish said:
I can confirm that living in Manhattan takes a lot of energy, although it is definitely more draining to be a visitor here than it is to live here. Keep in mind that the people who live here mostly reside on quiet residential streets, not in the frenzy of midtown, and some of us (thankfully) have elevators. To be honest, I think I have become fundamentally lazier having been here for almost ten years, because there's a grocery store, a drug store, a deli, and a dry cleaner within fifty yards of my front door, and within a couple of blocks there's a subway stop, a florist, a pet store, blah blah - you get my point. The thought of having to drive for twenty minutes just to pick up a Diet Coke? No. I would kill myself.
As for your question, maybe GWB (stay with me! stay with me!), simply because he has made things bad enough for the Democrats to regain control of Congress. And undoubtedly he's paving the way for a Dem to win the next presidential election. So, thanks, George. Thanks for making everything totally suck.
I'd have worn my black Theory suit, but I have no doubt that if I'd been invited to some bigwig panel, whatever I wore would get spilled on or the pants would split the moment I walked on-set. Because that's my life.
21. katieaubergine said:
Person of the year? Yikes. No idea. And I don't like any of their choices.
As for what I would have worn? Probably a similar outfit. And I would have felt like a thumb, too. And, I also have no idea how people live in NYC and raise children. I get a little panic attack just thinking about riding NYC subway's with a stroller.
22. itstara3 said:
Hmmm. I still like the Britney Spears idea. I think it would have been great, in light of her recent announcement that she is divorcing that loser (finally--I think she has some sense now!)
23. Megan said:
Dooce, I'm thinkin' you were a breath of fresh air in that room.
I'm way out of the loop where I'm living right now, but if memory serves Person of the Year is supposed to be the most influential, not the most popular right? Hitler got this title from Time magazine and I think he was already doing dastardly deeds. So going on that rule, what about that nut in Iran (or the other in N. Korea).
(Gulp) or Rumsfeld?? But please... not Tom Cruise.
As for the outfit, I would have gone Audrey Hepburn in Funny Face. New Gap skinny black pants and a sweater, serious hair, slightly flirty make-up. I'd make those pro make up people prove their salt!
24. ketty said:
Clearly you should have worn a Prada shirt, Manolo shoes, a Marni coat, carried a Chanel bag and finished it off with pants from Target, cause it is just SO cool to mix and match with the big stores. Didn't you get the memo?
25. Allison said:
Hmm...person of the year? I'm not sure...Bono and all of the other philanthropic people trying to save the world one Gap t-shirt at a time? Definitely not George W.
I do know what I would have worn: black, black, black. Black turtleneck, khaki-colored dress pants and black pointy toe shoes. I'm sure this O'Brien woman's ensemble would have made me feel incredibly ratty, but at least the black is slimming!
Can't wait until the piece airs, so we can hear more about the conversation we won't see on CNN.
26. Megan said:
Dooce, I'm thinkin' you were a breath of fresh air in that room.
I'm way out of the loop where I'm living right now, but if memory serves Person of the Year is supposed to be the most influential, not the most popular right? Hitler got this title from Time magazine and I think he was already doing dastardly deeds. So going on that rule, what about that nut in Iran (or the other in N. Korea)?
As for the outfit, I would have gone Audrey Hepburn in Funny Face. New Gap skinny black pants and a sweater, serious hair, slightly flirty make-up. But something subtley dangerous like a tiny handgun or switchblade charm around my neck, or baby teeth earrings. Just those those guys think twice about putting me down. Something that says 'maybe I know how red your blood can run', just to keep 'em on their toes.
27. mrsjcatalano said:
I would say Steve Carell. He has changed my life a million times for the better with The Office alone, reaffirming my faith in comedy television.
And I probably would have worn a tuxedo t shirt.
28. Madame M. said:
Since you asked--
Person of the year? The Power-Player Blogger (that's right: with caps). I think the Blogger is slowly changing the face of America, one goofy and/or well-crafted post at a time. Then again, there is The Celebrity Mom-- because man do they waste ink on all of them (not just Britney).
What to wear-- They spring for hotel and transportation but no wardrobe? Cheap fucking bastards they are. You can never go wrong with crisp white linen shirts, though, or a nice cashmere sweater and wool pants with flats. And pretty flats in a jewel tone.... mmm... shoes.
29. mrsjcatalano said:
OR!!
this guy:
http://cjcphoto.com/can/
30. booger said:
I think the youtube guys should get it. They're changing the face of the internet, you know.
And I mean, aside from the internet.. is there really anything else to care about?
31. tracythompson said:
First of all, when you go to New York, you wear black. I am surprised you did not know this. This is because everybody in New York belongs to the same religious cult, no matter what their "front" religious affiliation is.
Second: Person of the year? Would be Donald Rumsfeld. Though personally I would prefer that it be called Asshole of the Year.
32. Heather Barmore said:
Apropos of recent events, a politician. Nancy Pelosi? Howard Dean? I also bleed blue, so I might be a little biased. But she will be the first female Speaker of the House and it was because of his 50 state strategy that the Democrats did so well for these Midterms.
Who knows what I would have worn though. Probably a skirt and shirt? I did just purchase some kick ass heels, so probably those as well.
Do they give you a list to choose from? Or do you all sit around and brain storm then they go from there?
33. DinerGirl said:
Person of the Year? I would have suggested someone in the embryonic stem cell research field -- Michael J. Fox or Sean Tipton (the guy who got the legislation through the House and Senate this summer).
And, I would've worn what I wear anytime I've ever had to do on-camera work: black pants, a long-sleeved, three-quarter sleeve black or brown v-neck tight cashmere sweater with great earrings and a good blow-out.
34. leonie said:
"stephen colbert" was the first thought I had when i read "person of the year".
I'm not sure how i feel about that.
35. tracythompson said:
First of all, when you go to New York, you wear black. I am surprised you did not know this. This is because everybody in New York belongs to the same religious cult, no matter what their "front" religious affiliation is, and black is their color.
Second: The Person of the Year would be Donald Rumsfeld. Though personally I would prefer that it be called Asshole of the Year. Actually, after Rumsfeld I think they could retire the title.
36. TarainHaiti said:
Hummm ... not sure what I would wear, but just having some professional do my hair and makeup would be enough to get me to appear.
Steve Irwin. That is the vote of my children.
Although, the Steve Carell vote is good too.
Also, going to NYC alone -- not for me. I used to travel for work and had to be in Green Bay, WI, Lincoln, NE and Sioux Falls, SD and *that* made me cry for my husband and kids. If I ever get to go to NYC it won't be alone.... unless someone is going to do my hair and make-up.
37. tracythompson said:
First of all, when you go to New York, you wear black. I am surprised you did not know this. This is because everybody in New York belongs to the same religious cult, no matter what their "front" religious affiliation is, and black is their color. I'm a Southern Fundamentalist and I grew up under a ROCK and I know this.
Second: The Person of the Year would be Donald Rumsfeld. Though personally I would prefer that it be called Asshole of the Year. Actually, after Rumsfeld I think they could retire the title.
38. jamie said:
I think Soledad O'Brien should be person of the year. Did you read her freakin' bio on CNN.com?
If she does takes shits, she probably poops out golden vials full of the cure for cancer and Cadbury Mini Eggs.
39. Kelsey said:
Well I couldn't help much with the wardrobe, I have a hard time dressing up enough to have lunch at Bob Evans. And how about Elmo for person of the year? He's gotten our family through some tough times, and he could probably handle that whole Middle East situation with a few crayons and everyone singing the peace song, "Peace peace peace, peace peace peace. . . " Man, I need to get out of the house! (Apparently to shop, and then read a newspaper.)
40. Mish said:
When I started reading this, there were only 13 comments - wow - . I would have worn below the knee boots, pencil skirt, cashmere sweater and a killer scarf. Person of the year - I really like the idea of the Amish People...then Barack....or...Angelina Jolie :O
41. kristin said:
I was just in NYC this weekend and I noticed all the 20-30somethings are wearing jeans tucked into killer boots. I like the look, but am too scared to attempt it. Living in a suburb in central Jersey, the NYC look doesn't often translate well here.
Anyway. I would have to agree with the poster who suggested the PA Amish community for people of the year.
42. Aunt Kitty said:
Howard Dean. In 2004 the guy had endure the whole scream catastrophe. I think he's been doing better as behind the scenes guy. (Maybe Dooce can relate to this?) As chairman of the DNC he had a major role in turning around the House and Senate. Yay!
I probably would have worn one of my usual outfits bought at Target accented with tiny hairs from each of my four cats. Yes, they still manage to appear even after I wash my clothes.
43. Angela said:
Angelina Jolie, for all the obvious reasons. Her work with the U.N., refugees, AIDS. Being a role model for young woman by doing all these things. Adopting and having a baby within 12 months of eachother, and looking perfect for photos the whole damn time. Not to mention she is coupled with one of the most handsome men on the planet.
44. AmyFrances said:
A few years back, I think the "Person of the Year" was the American soldier. I think this year should be the Republican. I mean, it's not like an honor or something, from what I understand. It's like who was the most visible this year, right? And between causing a near-revolution in the Latino community, being caught fucking with high school boys and then trying to hide it, and essentially sending the world to hell in a handbasket, the Republicans take the cake.
I would have worn my Limited suit that I bought on store credit (read - 18% interest) as a gift to myself for graduation, the sleeves of which are way too long, but I would have made it work.
xoxoxox
45. Mo said:
I don't see what would be wrong with your tabbing Britney. After all, this year she's become a real mother and sent K-Fed packing.
Who would I pick? No clue. I'd probably bust out with something inappropriate like "Weird Al" Yankovic. But I'd have worn a dapper suit and tie and felt WAY overdressed, like usual.
46. Angela said:
Oh, and Uppahand said Emmit Smith and then didn't give reason why...So I am going to say my reason for not picking him. Did anyone see him on Jay Leno the other night. He was totally gay bashing. Making an ignorant ass of your self on T.V. is a pretty damn good reason for Not being Person on the Year.
47. jennifer said:
Britney Spears and whatever Soledad was wearing.
48. Chantel said:
There are few people who can claim to have such influence that can represent an entire population. There will always be someone out there who hates, loves or feel indifferent to them. Of course, who ever they are they're children will always think they are idiots.
I hope that fewer hollywood start were discussed and real candidates that actually have the power and the brains to change policy, affect change and lead people toward the better good were discussed. This is my only hope for this conversation. However, I would have said several stupid things on purpose just to see if Soledad could shit.
I'm sure you looked fabulous and I can't wait to see it.
49. jdeckard said:
I am no longer 22 and single either so I guess that'd explain why I can't wait to move out of the City. New York is great for two things- making exhorbant amounts of money (if that is all you want to do) and learning how to market yourself All The Time. Don't get me wrong. I love this city in many ways... although none of them are coming to me right now.
So, did you do the interview in the Glimmering Monolith that is the Time Warner Building? I can't afford anything upstairs from Whole Foods, which is appropriately positioned in the basement.
Being a veteran Dooce.com reader, it was strange to see your photograph of Central Park as I walk that exact route every day to/from work. Good day to see the park.
50. Tiggerlane said:
Ditto on Soledad. Remember when she was pregnant? She was as perky and beautiful as ever. I'll bet her baby even came out of the womb squeaky clean, and her placenta didn't so much as drip on the delivery table.
As for attire? Black. All the way. With a little black tank underneath the jacket and a black lacey push-up bra to throw a little cleavage into the mix. Plus, some nice 4-inch black heels. Who gives a shit about a Ph.D., when you've got Miss Hot Blogger up there in F*** Me Shoes?? Besides, you would most certainly tower over Soledad, thereby raising your confidence level.
Person of the Year is tough. Gotta give SOME kinda props to Hugo Chavez for his "smell of sulphur" speech at the U.N. (referring to W's odor of evil).
However, even though he's not an official candidate, I'm with Urs on Barack Obama.
51. Lizzy said:
I am so clothing diabled, I don't know what I would have worn...guess my blue jeans and sweater wouldn't have been appropriate.
I would nominate......
S.R. Sidarth, the smart, native Virginian and UVa student whose presence at a George Allen rally prompted Allen (born in California I might add) to welcome "Macacca" to the state of Virginia. Allen's racist remark set in motion his eventual fall from grace and contributed to his loss in the race for the U.S. Senate, a Senate now controlled by the Democrats.
52. chortles said:
Whelp, GWB has already won (in 2004) as has Bono (2005). I recall being indignant when Dubya was selected, but there's no doubt he's =influential=. And you gotta say, Kim Jong Il has big brass ones that clang together when he walks. So he =could= be it, although that would make all the red states hopping mad, I suspect.
Perhaps Al Gore, for his movie? Since they're into combos, I suspect they'll do Jon Stewart + Stephen Colbert.
53. brie said:
While watching "When the Levees Broke" I wanted to reach into my television and kiss Soledad O'Brien on the lips and thank her for being a smart, articulate woman. Believe me, if I were you, I would have swallowed a handful of Immodium before meeting her. What could possibly be more embarassing than shitting your pants in front of she who does not take shits.
I'm Canadian, but I think that Nancy Pelosi would be a great candidate for Person of the Year. Keep in mind I'm not from the US, so maybe I am totally wrong, but I think she's gonna make some big things happen. Other people that I think deserve the presigious honor include Stephen Colbert, Steve Carrell, Tina Fey and Amy Sedaris. And Sacha Baron Cohen!
I would have also worn clothes from the Gap outlet. I most certainly would have worn my green and white polka dot skirt. There is no shame in shopping at the Gap outlet!
54. deannie said:
Shoot, I only wear what feels comfortable that day!! One never really knows if you are going to be bloated till it just happens. So, I have a favorite pair of charcoal wool trousers that go with anything that I wear pretty much A LOT.
And yes, the Amish people of Pennsylvania immediately came to mind without any hesitation.
55. andy b said:
I would have suggested Warren Buffet.
Black suit, pumpkin shirt w/ a coordinated tie...that is my sole style.
BTW, I would have picked Buffet for donating all of his money to the Gates Foundation. Here is a guy that has huge bucks, yet is still married to his first wife (who agreed to marry him when he had nothing) and lives in a three bedroom ranch that he bought in 1960 something.
56. iamjenlindsey said:
my vote is dooce...because i have developed a secret internet crush on you. now its not a secret. dang!
57. Stepha1202 said:
Um, wow, I cannot imagine being asked to discuss this on the t.v. Hmmmm, maybe Al Gore (whom I affectionately call The Gore) because 1) he really knows his stuff about the environment and I'm convinced that many, many years from now people will look back and see him as the catalyst that saved us generations from global warming and 2) because he went out and got some personality and charisma. It would have been difficult to resist saying Stephen Colbert, too- funniest ball-smacker ever. E.V.E.R.
58. Prozac-Mommy said:
I vote that NO ONE is the person of the year!
Tell the world that NO ONE has done anything worthy this year...."kick it in the ass if you want someone listed for next year! You Lazy Bastards!"
59. greenpeas said:
Warren Buffet
Self made.
Could be grand & ostentatious, but isn’t.
Amasses a great fortune, then asks someone else to do something with it. (BEFORE his death mind you.)
60. Stepha1202 said:
Um, wow, I cannot imagine being asked to discuss this on the t.v. Hmmmm, maybe Al Gore (whom I affectionately call The Gore) because 1) he really knows his stuff about the environment and I'm convinced that many, many years from now people will look back and see him as the catalyst that saved generations from global warming and 2) because he went out and got some personality and charisma. It would have been difficult to resist saying Stephen Colbert, too- funniest ball-smacker ever. E.V.E.R.
61. Dawn Coyote said:
Jimmy Wales - founder of Wikipedia.
Black pants, grey turtleneck, big earrings.
62. chrissyg said:
Maybe Al Gore? An Inconvenient Truth was a really good movie, and every time it plays at out local rep cinema there is a line up. So, um, lots of people have seen it. And liked it and talk about it.
I'd wear a blouse with sweater over top and dress pants, and my Payless loafers. Oh, just like today and each and every day I come to work and pretend I am a grown-up.
63. Apot said:
Are you sure you didn't get lost on the way to VH1's Best Week Ever? 'Cause that there is prime Britney country.
64. iamjenlindsey said:
oh, and i would have worn a hoodie, to cover my bashful red-hot face while admitting it.
65. Littlehoney said:
I would have went for Nancy Pelosi too, I think.
And I second, third, etc. the BLACK idea. And layers. And great heels.
66. conebaby said:
Michael Franti of Spearhead.
He's the smartest guy you've never heard of and Spearhead is the best group you aren't listening to.
OR
Lindsay Lohan
67. cindy said:
The people of America - for voting Democrats into power, for giving America hope again, and for showing the rest of the world that we are not behind that horse's ass GWB.
68. Edub said:
I'm fresh out of people of the year, but I can confirm one thing for you...
Living in NYC with a toddler (and hugely pregnant with a sibling) sucks on a scale immeasurable by suburban standards. The one upside? Grocery delivery.
69. conebaby said:
Oh, and I would wear my favorite gray wool cable knit sweater with a scarf and black pants.
70. smoness said:
Off the top of my head? Angelina Jolie. Though given some time to really think about it I'm sure I'd come up with a pretty significant list and be in the same spot you were in...
...And I would totally wear all black. You just can't go wrong with black.
71. chrissyg said:
I know who I DON'T want to get person of the year...
Bono
Angelina Jolie
Madonna
Mel Gibson
but please please, not Bono.
72. pmlundg said:
Not everyone in NY wears black. Last time I wore jeans, a button up, and a sweater. All of them had color. And if you made it to any of the fun bars in the village you'd have seen everyone in jeans as well. So jeans, shirt, and jacket for Soledad. For Larry King I'd have added a scarf or ascot.
As for the person of the year I'd have said something stupid like Star Jones, but I'd really have meant the Gates Family, or Bill Clinton for making that bone-head reporter from fox look stupid. It made me all warm inside.
73. Julia said:
First of all, I am sorry but I do not know who Soledad O'Brien is. But she certainly does look perfect in her photo at her entry at Wikipedia.
Secondly, when I read this: "It did not help that the other people who had been invited to the discussion were all male political bloggers, one of whom is currently working on his Ph.D. at Harvard." -- my first thought was -- "Legally Blonde"! I love the scene where the first year law students are sitting on the lawn talking about their achievements before they got to Harvard law school. "De-worming orphans" and "good times". Cracks me up every time.
Thirdly, for person of the year, what about Carsten Juste, the editor of the Danish newspaper Jyllands-Poste, who published those cartoons about the prophet? It started in 2005 but dragged on into 2006.
As for what to wear, something simple but elegant, sort of Hepburn (Audrey or Katherine). The best I can do is "tailored" but you could pull off a Hepburn.
74. Esmter said:
the whole wardrobe thing would have thrown me for a loop too - especially as the only chick on the panel! as said before, you can't go wrong with a black turtleneck, and some fabulous menswear wide legged trousers and great boots.
person of the year - i thought stephen colbert, then sascha barret cohen - then realized the guy whose opinions and insights i always look forward to are those made by Keith Olbermann. His take on the US and world politics is fascinating.
75. CeruleanBleu said:
ok.. the attire.. I'd definitely go with something that had cleavage, b/c if I sounded like a horse's ass, I'd have an out, and if I sounded brilliant, I'd come off as super intelligent CIA material (not really, but it sounds good...)...
As for P.O.T.Y..., let's see... Simply because they never get enough press and attention, why not go for the double whammy and say Brangelina... I mean, they are as one, right???
anywho, enjoy the posts regularly... keep writing!!!
76. VenturaMom said:
Rep. John Murtha would get my vote. He pushed W hard re: the war in Iraq and helped start the ball rolling for change in both the House & Senate. He is my current "hot old guy politician."
As for clothing...anything that would take 40 pounds off. Maybe a lovely plain chocolate shirt and amazing earrings.
77. Gelfmom said:
Do dogs count as Person of the Year?
I vote for CHUCK!!!
78. joanne said:
Oprah, but I always would say that. I was trying to think of someone who did a lot for Hurricane Katrina victims. I think I'd have worn something close to what you did but I definitely would have worn BLACK.
79. Amy said:
Heather - you have described my life as a mom in NYC. Little things I use to take for granted when I was single suddenly become a true pain in the ass when lugging a 2 year old and all her stuff out the door just go to and play at the park! There are times I'm ready to give it all up to go back to Utah where homes have garages, washers and dryers, and four little steps to the front door. But on the other side, you can order all groceries via Fresh Direct, have food from any restaurant delivered and can always drop off the laundry!
As for person of the year... can't think of anyone. I'm sad about this.
80. Torrie said:
Barack Obama.
81. duchessjane said:
Bono. And then when asked why, I would have yammered on incomprehensibly. But I would have looked smashing in my favorite pair of black Ann Taylor slacks and a sweater that made it appear like I really do have boobs.
82. wrensuicide said:
I can't say who I would have chosen, but I can say I would have worn something that exposed my tattooed cleavage. Soledad O'Brien is spectacular and seems so unflappable I would have done my damndest to try.
83. DravenStele said:
There are so many people to choose from for Person of the Year...
Tom Cruise would have been the most talked about with Suri, TomKat, the killing of his contract, the new contract, the South Park incident, the left over couchiness.
Politically, we were all over the board this year with John Stewart, Obama, Foley, Karl Rove, Cheney shooting some guy, the midterms, heck even the Governator.
Tech-wise, YouTube was probably the biggest, although Xbox 360, Core Duo processors, Mac going the route of Intel chips and the nearness of Vista being released.
Who the heck do you choose from all those and many momre?!
I would choose the cheerleader from Heroes cause, of course, "Save the Cheerleader, Save the World!"
p.s. I would have worn my black Lee Denim Carpenter pants with Harley boots and suede blazer. It's my comfy outfit and, when dealing with CNN and not being able to afford Brooks Brothers or Armani, go comfy!
84. Holy Schmidt! - Melanie said:
I second Obama. The man's got a lot to say and really gets me thinking...And I used to say that I was a die hard Republican.
85. Superkittn said:
I vote for Jon Stewart/Stephen Colbert combo platter. Their incessant mocking of the current administration has effected big change.
As for wardrobe, me thinks a well-tailored black suit with a clevage-buldging blouse. And nice shoes. And tasteful jewelry. And gum.
86. MississippiAnna said:
I would say something deep like "The Blogger," and comment on the number and variety of blogs and how much they define and shape culture and thought, yadda yaddda yadda.
I would wear dark jeans or khakis and a sweater set. I'm from Mississippi, and that would be dressed up enough to me.
87. jawnbc said:
Kim Jong Il, like it/him or lump him/it
You dressed well: what do most of the women you age look like at the local Galleria in SLC?
88. Heather said:
I used to work at Harvard; I can assure you, that the Ph.D. candidate's shit stinks, too.
Anyway, my PotY would be... Cory Booker, the mayor of Newark, NJ. Look him up if you get the chance. He's amazing, and I wish he'd run for president in 2008.
90. Heather said:
PS -- I was going to say Barack Obama, whom I'm a wee bit obsessed with as of late... but I thought that would be jumping the gun. Here's hoping he's POTY in 2008 after he wins the presidency. ;)
89. RebeccaB said:
Oprah, everyone loves Oprah.
I would have probably spent a week trying to decide what to wear, but would have just put on a button up, blazer, and some cute pants.
wait...what about Tobin Bell? Or Peyton Manning? yep, those are my top 3 contenders.
91. flailingmyarms said:
Heather Armstrong. Really, what's the point in going if you can't nominate yourself?
PS: I've also got a defective gene that forbids me from sounding intelligent when speaking on cue. If I could only pause conservation, construct, edit, and re-write pithy sentences for a more scripted me, the world would be a better place.
PPS: I'm sure you were awesome.
92. Urs said:
I might also mention Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad!
I completely agree that he should continue work on enriching uranium. Even though his country supports terrorism why should they be denied the same right that is given to other countries? Who are we to tell others what to do?!
93. JennJenn said:
Two words:
David Hasselhoff
He resurected his career and coined the phrase "Don't Hassle the Hoff!"
Either him or Jake Gyllenhaal because he's so damn dreamy...
94. deborah said:
I'm 35 wks pregnant, live in NYC, and I AM a total pussy. Just wanted to make you aware of that. I have NO idea how I will tote my baby around, fully expect to burst into tears the first time I have to carry the stroller up 2 flights of stairs to get home, and riding the subway these days makes me feel oppressed.
I was recently filmed here for a British TV show, and wore my funkiest Target/Liz Lange maternity top and some black pants. Because black is just SO slimming in the third trimester. If my segment ever airs, I look forward to seeing myself on TV, busting out of this top.
I probably would have gone with Kim Jong Il. I would have gone on and on and on about how wonderful he is, just to watch the cheery discussion come to a grinding halt and Soledad get a deer-in-headlights look in her eyes and the producer wondering how to edit around this...
95. Nifle said:
I think that Bloggers should be the people of the year. Who has dominated the media scene unlike other movement in the last decade but the blogging community. 365 days ago I didn't read a single blog a day on a consistant basis but now I am unable to survive an hour without checking to see if there is a post on Dooce, consumerist or Gawker. Those are my main sources of entertainment, information and connection with world.
I am able to get insight to many trains of thought in a short span of time, judging if the information presented is going to influence me or if I am going to disregard it as webfluff or ranting.
So, thank you bloggers, my people of the year.
96. atpanda said:
There's no doubt that The YouTube Guys have had a substantial impact.... on drunken Saturdays in my house. You see the video of the baby panda that sneezes and scares the snot out of its mother? We laughed all the 10 times we watched it. :-)
97. Hemlock said:
I checked out the options at time.com and I can't say I really like any of them...
If I had the option to toss in my own candidate, I would have chosen Muhammad Yunus. He's someone who's actually doing some good. Then again, Time just wants people who are talked about...
I also like the vote for the guy who invented wikipedia. I think wikipedia answers my questions every day.
What would I wear? Black. Black is slimming. Black with some good vampy makeup.
98. chitlinsandcamembert said:
I am always suspect of people like Soledad who seem so well informed. It makes me think that she's wearing an earplug that is wired into a room where a team of people look things up for her on Wikipedia and feed her the answers. Even valdictorians aren't that smart.
99. Candice said:
Dwight Schrute, assistant (to the) regional manager of Dunder Mifflin Paper Products.
And I would have worn...I don't know. But I can tell you that I probably would've thrown up all over it.
100. cindezio said:
Dude, I felt your butterflies as I read that. I'm totally not eloquent enough to even think about being interviewed. And I certainly wouldn't be the one to ask about what to wear.
I'd probably say Nancy Pelosi, though...
101. JennJenn said:
Oh and I also would have worn a solid colored deep-red Diane Von Furstenberg wrap dress with black opaque tights and chunky heels.
Minimal jewelry...
When I actually WAS on TV that one time, being interviewed by Dick Clark, I wore black slacks, red deep v-cut blouse (WAY too low cut for TV) and black slingbacks. I loved having my hair done by the staff...oh wow. That was fun.
102. Star Shine said:
I guess it wouldn't have been appropriate to nominate yourself for 2006 Person of the Year, would it? Seriously, though, you would make a great candidate. After all, "blogging" has become a household word this year. And you are, like, the Queen of the Blog Revolution, aren't ya?
I vote for Dooce!
Oh, and I'd wear my vintage-esque olive-green dress suit with a chunky brown beaded necklace and brown heels that suggest 1940s chic.
103. elizabeth said:
Rep. Rahm Emanuel of Illinois, chairman of the House Democratic campaign committee and chief architect of the dem's bid to win back the whitehouse.
and i would have worn black. black pants. black v-neck.
104. srah said:
I think if I'd been asked to be on TV with all those fancy NY people and it came down to picking my own clothes, I would have cried and run away. I dunno, I kind of like this sweater I have on from H&M. They have H&M in cities, so it's fashionable, right?
Yes, I am from the Midwest, why?
105. patrice said:
I would have said "me". not as in if I were you, I just mean that I think I did fairly well this year all things considering. so I vote me.
as for what I would have worn, probably something that would make my children disown me.
106. Valeta said:
I think I would have picked the youtube guys. Even though I am still sore at youtube for not hiring my husband.
I would have worn a dress. Whenever I am in doubt, I wear a dress.
107. Mahony said:
There's a reason NYC is called "The City of Only Children," because people leave after the second child. I can attest to this. After having baby #2 in New York, the apartment was suddenly way too small, and everything was just THAT MUCH MORE of a hassle and the city went from being invigorating and exciting to exhausting.
So here I am in the suburbs of Rhode Island. I miss NY every single day, and it is my true "home" but life is much easier and more relaxing now.
And besides, I just took my 3 year old daughter there for a weekend, and she literally didn't want to come home. So there will be many more visits...
108. Marie from Paris said:
I'll join the Stewart/Colbert camp as well! I was thrilled to death last year seeing Bono be chosen. I love, love, LOVE him!!
I'm a Texan, so I guess I would've worn Wrangler jeans, Cowboy boots and a Cowboy hat. Nothing else.
109. Karen Rani said:
David Suzuki
http://www.davidsuzuki.org/
Anyone who tries to teach people to respect our planet gets my vote. Especially since a lot of us turn a blind eye to what we are doing to our environment.
110. skippy delight said:
I'm on the Warren Buffet bandwagon because I think he's good example in so many ways.
And then there's GW Bush, Cheney, Rove and Rumsfeld who have so perfectly illustrated that when you can't be a good example you can still serve as a horrible warning.
I would've worn anything that would hold my stomach in and not give me a muffin top.
And bad ass, looking awesome when sitting down, though probably impossible to walk in, shoes.
111. Jennifer Wilde said:
It may sound sort of lame, but I think I would have gone with Angelina Jolie. Love her or hate her, she's made quite a splash on the international scene and drawn a great deal of attention to children's issues. She also seems to have sparked a veritable flood of celebrity adoptions (hello, Madonna), and I think that's not such a bad thing.
Oh, and I would have gone with an Audrey-Hepburn style black sheath. Can't go wrong there.
Looking forward to the interview!
Jen
112. VeddyVeddyBadAng said:
Damn, am I the only conservative that reads this blog?
Jim Gaffigan said that raising a baby in NYC was like carrying a bowling ball around with you wherever you go.
113. Anu said:
I think Iranian President Ahmadinejad or Kim Jong II because they have the capability of making a BIG difference in a really bad way. As for my outfit, I would have dressed business casual...maybe pants that I bought in Express paired with a nice shirt. However, I think you have to represent who you are and in that sense I think you were well dressed. You look good in anything so don't worry about it.
114. SisuLiz said:
What kind of year has it been when it's so difficult to come up with someone who's really made an impact, good or bad? I do like the suggestion of the Amish in Pennsylvania though. If more of the world followed that example, we wouldn't have half of the problems we have now.
What to wear? Ugh. I can't think of a single article of clothing in my closet that I would be comfortable wearing on national television and in front of the beautiful Soledad O'Brien. I would definitely have to make a special shopping trip for something way too expensive that I would never end up wearing again.
115. PaintingChef said:
Person of the year is a tough one. And that's kind of a big deal that you were asked to contribute... congratulations! And also...yay for not saying Britney although I think if we're going to nominate her we shouldn't forget Whitney Houston as she, also, dropped some marital dead weight...
But I think my vote goes to Bob Woodruff. The ABC News Anchor who was injured so horribly in Iraq and is recovering so well. He's kind of incredible, I think!
As for what I would wear...I think a suit made netirely of that green screen color that disappears so I would just be a floating head. Either that or a black suit. You know...because black is slimming. And more normal than a green screen suit.
116. Jennifer in Ohio said:
Well, for me it's a toss-up.
Colin Powell. For anyone that knows me, the fact that he's a Republican and I picked him anyway should speak volumes. It was very dramatic the way that he stepped down and his very obvious reasons for doing so. It was a symbolic smackdown to the Bush administration, and to see it delivered by one of their own totally rocked.
Dana Reeve. To the end, she was a classy lady with neverending strength. She showed us all that even when her future seemed full of doom, she could still carry on with incredible grace and dignity. And she didn't just "live", she inspired change and lobbied Congress.
117. pammer said:
Urs nailed the wardrobe. Black turtleneck, camel pencil skirt, killer heels.
I'd nominate "The Blogger" or "The American Mother" - because there are some moms around who have done amazing things this year -- or endured the unbelievable. Or? The Blogging Mother.
118. Chris Mohney said:
Hello Heather, this is Chris Mohney. It was a pleasure to meet you at CNN, and while I am male, it hurts me deeply to be called a "political blogger." I only blog about politics when it involves politicians getting inappropriately naked. That aside, would love to see the photos you took while we were in the studio. Between your awesome camera and Steve Clemons' obsessive laptop checking, I felt very inadequate, gadget-wise.
119. Cara said:
I haven't had time to read through all your comments, so these may have already been suggested. When I think person of the year, I think someone who not only greatly influenced the media, but also was a GOOD influence on the world in general. My two top picks for 2006 would be Angelina Jolie and Bono for reasons that are pretty self explanatory. I think the emence human suffering going on in Africa was really brought to light by the media this year. Angelina and Bono have both been a huge influence on that exposure.
I did read a few comments and saw that someone had suggested GWB for his negative influences. I agree that he has definitely had the most negative influence of any human walking this Earth. But, IMO, he doesn't deserve any recognition, even if negative.
Glad to hear your trip went well and I can't wait to hear who you suggested!
120. Blue. said:
I'm Canadian, and I find that these things are often American-centric. However, my first thought was Donald Rumsfeld... You can't argue that he's certainly made an "impact".
Reading all of these comments, though, simply makes me feel stupid. I don't know who half these people (nominated by others) are. Dooce, I would've joined you by being the little fat pinky finger in your entourage. No doubt I would have worn something totally inappropriate -- pink and fuzzy with killer high heels that I could't afford.
121. Toyfoto said:
I probably would have said Brangelina or some amalgam of stars who are fighting for causes. Simply because while the "legitimate" newsmakers are idly sitting by making wars and cuts in social spending, they are using their clout, taking jabs for diletantism (word? No?) but doing something all the same.
I would have looked terrible no matter what I wore. I also wouldn't have been able to comb through my hair.
122. DesiDancer said:
obama, obama, obama
and obama.
or colbert, because he makes me snicker.
and you're right, Soledad O'Brien is a femme-bot. She can't be human.
123. Christina said:
I would have worn my wedding dress. And then said that I am the person of the year. For the reaction, of course...
124. kristinwhatever said:
hmmm... this just in: soledad got beat on Celebrity Jeopardy by a guy who does voices for "the simpsons." she is not, it would appear, all knowing. but still very likeable :~)
sorry if this is spoiler info for all the jeopardy watchers.
125. kjc said:
As to what to wear... clueless. I would think everything made me look fat.
Person on the year... George W. Bush. And NOT in a GOP way. He was the most influential because of his lies, ineptness, lies, stupidity, lies and more lies. Did I mention the LIES. This country began to see the light and has voted in a Democratic Senate and Congress.
A "good guy" choice would be Michael J. Fox... for standing up and showing us the face of a disease. Standing up to the ridicule and cruelty of naysayers. For standing up something he believes in, not just for himself, but for everyone with a disease that could be cured by stem-cell research.
126. Caloden said:
The sad truth is that I have spent the better part of 2006 hiding from the world. We rarely turn on the television and I don't read newspapers. If it isn't a Yahoo headline, I likely haven't the foggiest idea. And even then? I would have to make the effort to click on the headline. And that's not gonna happen. Sluggish, ego-centric American? Guess so.
As for the outfit? Nothing beats a pair of Gap khakis. What's a girl to do?
127. Karan said:
Oprah unless of course y'all picked some recent dead guy like Ed Bradley
128. rivervision said:
i nominate any parent who has lost their child to a terminal illness. or any primary caregiver of someone with a terminal illness. i'm not interested in politicians or celebs. i'm interested in those who don't get recognized. who's daily trials are met with no great fanfare. who's daily trials are just that - daily trials that they trudge through, hoping that the next day will be better, or maybe even simply hoping it won't be worse.
129. Bucky Four-Eyes said:
I totally get your reluctance to be in a situation where your immediate words and thoughts are heard, uncensored, by other people. That's why I much prefer teaching online to teaching in a physical classroom - less chance my students will realize what an idiot I am!
Now, for person of the year...I'm sorry, I'm shallow and wouldn't pick anyone political. But I would be torn between Sacha Baron Cohen, Stephen Colbert, and Amy Sedaris. I like to laugh, people.
Although, really, I think Bettie Page should be person of the year every year.
As for attire? I think I would have to go with a black fishnet body stocking, black Docs, and pasties made from aluminum foil spray painted black. With a funnel on my head. I almost added black lace fingerless gloves, but that would be just beyond the limits of good taste.
130. Snickrsnack Katie said:
Well, let's see. It certainly would NOT have been George Bush, and if any of those political brainiacs even brought up that name I hope you clubbed them over the head with your Mervin's two-fer-one shoes. Being from Texas, I could say Kinky Freidman, but that would just be wrong on so many levels, and really - I can almost guaran-freaking-tee you there will never be a person of the year with a sexual adjective for a first name. John Stewart of Stephen Colbert would be nice to see, but I still can't say that would be my definitive pick. That is a really loaded question! You can only imagine how articulate I would be in that situation "Uh, DURRRRR, maybe Jerry Springer? Cuz he danced with his blind daughter on Dancing with the Stars"? Yeah, thank God CNN didn't call me.
As to what I would wear, I think some of those cute skinny pants they are selling at the Gap would be really adorable. I mean, really - if it worked for Audrey Hepburn, it should be good enough for CNN!
Can't wait to see you on tv!!! I'll be in NYC this weekend - just missed you! hmmph!
131. rikki said:
I would have said Stephen Colbert because of his performance at the White House Correspondents' Association dinner. And I'd wear my leopard print corduroy jacket because it's professional, but not really professional.
132. mediadiva said:
If anyone else mentions the You Tube guy I will seriously go mental. It's not earth shattering AT ALL!!! It was just a matter of time once, and something that required more people to have high-speed internet (40% of the US Families now I believe). Social internet sites have been around for years! MANY YEARS! It's not a new invention!
Seriously, annoys me. The guy who invented wikipedia, now that's someone who I could see being nominated, because atleast it has a better concept driving it.
I would have gone out to bebe and bought a totally hot outfit, black pants, high heeled fancy shoes, and a pretty top (not sleeveless) that wouldn't show sweat!!
133. Nefariousnina said:
I think we can all agree that Justin Timberlake is the Person of the Year. Love of God the man brought SEXY back. Is there any other choice?
134. Snickrsnack Katie said:
I meant to say John Stewart OR Stephen Colbert. See what a real brainiac I am? :-) Can't wait to see what your pick was! (GO BRITNEY!)
135. Nefariousnina said:
Oh and also? I think I would have worn the "Vote or Die" P-Diddy original T-shirt. Seems fitting.
136. Lauren said:
I would have voted Ricky Martin, and gone naked; at least it'll put everyone elses minds at rest about what the hell they look like..
..I don't know why I chose Ricky Martin.
137. Hedder said:
I'm looking for funny parenting stories, like this one out of California:
http://www.orato.com/node/1049
If you can top that, please do!
Heather Wallace
Senior Editor
Orato Media Corp.
www.orato.com
138. Gisele said:
That is a really hard question. Especially with the news these days being so twisted - we don't hear about some of the great things people are doing. My choice probably would have been Angelina Jolie and/or Brad Pitt.. they are both pro-active people, who make decisions on what is right and then make a move.. and most of the time, it seems, they are right. They seem genuinely concerned with the good of everyone, everything. They give. They get involved. They get others interested in doing the same. And they're both gorgeous, and probably wonderful parents.
I probably would have done a little bit of shopping in NYC to pick out an outfit. Khaki pants and a sweater sounds good.. with heels or boots. Of course I would have considered also a skirt with a nice top or a casual, but pretty, knee-length dress. I don't rule any style out - consider them all and pick the best.
139. A.J. Axline said:
Person of the year: Jon Stewart.
What I would have worn: a crotchless Mayor McCheese costume.
140. Rbelle said:
I actually DID one of those one time, and it was on BALANCING THE BUDGET. Mind you I was a college senior that could not balance her checkbook and had my phone at college cut off because my long distance bill was some ridiculous amount I could not pay. I was also president of the Student Government, and I guess that was how I was invited, but I felt like a little lost girl except I could not fly away. I have no idea what I wore, but I imagine it was my Navy blazer and khaki skirt that my mom bought me. Today I would prob. wear gray pants and a black turtleneck, and I would have picked Handy Manny. Seriously, that guy can do ANYTHING and he is bilingual AND he entertains my toddler.
141. jules said:
How 'bout Brangelina?
142. MollyAtHome said:
I'd have to agree with Lawyerish and the others about GWB. His "my way or the highway" approach to foreign policy and personal freedoms finally gave the Dems back control of Congress. It's a good thing...
As far as fashion tips, I will agree with everyone who said black. It's always in style, on either coast.
143. Cameo said:
Hugh Jackman. Because he made it past the lesbian TSA screener in my head. Oh, and he has well groomed chest hair.
Fitted navy blue t-shirt, brown cordoroy pants, vans, and lip balm.
144. Sinking Stone said:
Soledad possesses a mental superiority usually monopolized by airport gate agents. I don't feel comfortable discussing her defecation habits, but I bet if you planted a lump of coal in her ass you could pullout a diamond the size of your fist before the 2008 election.
As for fashion, you can't go wrong with black. So I would have chosen a black Polygamy Porter T-shirt, with flared jeans and a lovely pair of CFMs.
PotY.....hmmm...that conjures up the smell of burnt rubber, but I agree with Rivervision. It's often the most "ordinary" people doing the most thankless jobs that make a difference.
145. Roshi said:
I chose Nancy Pelosi for CNN's online survey as she was the best choice out of them all, and as it is a historic time for America to have her first Madam Speaker. That said, I don't know anything about her -in depth- besides the recent news. So if I wasn't bound by the choices offered I would choose Kofi Annan, because of his gracious way of handling all the 'rouge' characters and situations over the past decade, and his infinite wisdom.
I would definitley stick to the all black attire cause after all your're in NYC in the fall. perhaps a slick black turtle neck and pencil skirt and killer heeled boots!
146. Roshi said:
I chose Nancy Pelosi for CNN's online survey as she was the best choice out of them all, and as it is a historic time for America to have her first Madam Speaker. That said, I don't know anything about her -in depth- besides the recent news. So if I wasn't bound by the choices offered I would choose Kofi Annan, because of his gracious way of handling all the 'rouge' characters and situations over the past decade, and his infinite wisdom.
I would definitley stick to the all black attire cause after all your're in NYC in the fall. perhaps a slick black turtle neck and pencil skirt and killer heeled boots!
147. Billygean.co.uk said:
God, I would be awful at this. It's my worst nightmare to be invited to something like this. Probably would have said coldplay, just cos they're still good.
Or mr google.
You know, I really haven't a clue who most people on that list even are! I am embarrassed. Pray I never get invited to this because my blog is the equivalent of bridget jones meets ok magazine.
BG
148. Kate said:
Suri Cruise.
149. Piglet said:
First of all, you see yourself entire differently than your readers and family see you. And much of this comment may sound like I am totally sucking up.
Keep in mind tho, you aren't my boss, most likely never will be my boss, so what I have to say to completely genuine.
Obviously, you are loved. Why would I and many thousands come back day after day, year after year reading up your words so quickly? YOU are the face of our emerging society. Keep in mind, CNN asked YOU for a reason. "Cause you got it gurl, so flaunt it."
I cannot think of one person in Hollywood that has shared themselves as exquisitely as you have with the entire world and still come out as beautiful.
Seriously. You are a real woman, you've shared hugely intimate details with the internet and I know given a voice to many, many women. You made it ok to "talk about your feelings." And, Thank God you did.
I checked out the list of those up for this "little" Person of the Year thing.
I serious wondered why I didn't see your name? To be honest, I only recognized a few names. Not sure what that says about me and I really don't care.
Heather you've done some incredible and awesome things this year. And. You've shared it with the internet, effecting hundreds and millions of people. That should account for something according to the way I see things. (IN fact, I expect I won't be the only house in my neighborhood next summer with foil on the windows in order to block out the sun from daylight savings time so that the kids will go to bed. Why? Because I shared YOUR idea and the shite really works.)
And as for what you wore, sounds like a great option and possibly one that you were most comfortable in. I mean, it's never a good idea to try out those new scuba thongs in front of Soledad O'Brien.
One thing about you that I'm not alone on, is that what we love about you is you are a real woman that makes real person errors. And, that you will most likely say something goofy on National Television.
That's just what most people would do. Myself, I'm ready for the news anchors to stop with the perfect hair and clothes already (maybe I'll start watching again).
Go hug yourself Heather, you are awesome indeed.
150. quirky said:
Did they really narrow the choice to those eight predictable people? Evildoers are well represented this year...(you decide who's included in that category)
Jeans, Black sweater I'd have to go buy some where because you have to have something new to be on tv and comfortable shoes.
What did the guys wear?
151. BooBooKitty said:
Person of the year should be either Mel Gibson or Tom Cruise who have shown us that crazy isn't just for the average person but for celebrities too. I can just see the pictures of both of them at their respective craziest (Mel's rant and Tom hopping couches on Oprah) in an issue of US on the "Celebrities Are Just Like Us!" page.
As for what I would have worn, well I would have borrowed my favorite shirt of my boyfriends that reads "You can't have manslaughter without laughter", a pair of jeans and some kick ass boots, of course.
152. Jennine said:
I sincerely think that whomever engineered and developed the Roomba should be 2006's Person of the Year.
Or Bob Barker.
I'd be fine with either one.
153. crzylady said:
angelina jolie (she is constantly reminding me to just be who i want and help people while i do it and people need to take her seriously)
To wear: something low cut with big fancy plastic jewelry and my hair in the usual anime buns.
congrats on being invited and going! I'm sure you were fabulous (and hell, you should have nominated yourself)!
154. Vanni B said:
I haven't thought of anyone yet but I love the surge of bloggers when you open the floodgates for comments. Love ya!
155. kage said:
I am raising two daughters in NYC (4 and 18 months), and yes it is as you described.
Person of the YEAR: Mary J Blige
156. kage said:
I am raising two daughters in NYC (4 and 18 months), and yes it is as you described.
Person of the YEAR: Mary J Blige
157. Lin said:
Al Gore...cos neither of us is particularly amused by this world right now and we are both late '40s babies and my outfit would consist of comfortable walking shoes and whatever is the least creased in my suitcase.
Descending into the netherworld of underground tunnels in NY makes me sweat and gets my heart pounding unnaturally quickly, so the walking shoes have to feel right to get me around the city.
158. tksinclair said:
I'd have to go with the YouTube guys. As far as what to wear..I got nothin.
I was recently a guest on the Ellen Show. When they told me prior to the show I couldn't wear black, (Or white) I just about died. I also was a last minute guest so I didn't know until the day before that I was going to be on. Although they provided hair and make-up it wasn't enough. Hair extensions and make-over is more I needed.
I ended up wearing black pants and a red/burgandy shirt. It was hideous. I was hideous. I can't stand hearing or watching myself speak. I'm now convinced the camera adds at least 50 lbs. I was on two segments and even my loving, supportive, wonderful husband had to roll his eyes after the first segment. He said I made a comback on the second segment but I think that's only because he had to drive from Burbank two hours home with me in the car and then sleep with me for the rest of his natural life.
Basically, I got nothing. No advice. I flunked, big time. Fortunately you always look terrific and the haircut is so flattering I'm sure you looked wonderful.
159. M@ said:
If there's one thing I've learned from show-biz, it's that no one in the industry gives a shit about anything remotely resembling a person of the year because that would require some knowledge of current events.
However they will remember what you wore for years to come.
Most of America would totally agree with the choice of Brittany Spears because they have no idea who Muhammad Yunus is.
And I'd wear anything by John Varvatos.
160. northerngurl said:
I just hope person of the year is not a politician. As far as what to wear...always a tough one, but I'm sure you looked fabulous. Can't wait to see the segment.
161. Beckcycle said:
Um, I vote for DOOCE! In my world, that's the most original, authentic work that I've found in the past year. You have no idea how much I love this site, and how often I tell stories about it, have dreams about it, and laugh when I'm having a crummy day.
I certainly would have worn my lucky socks.
162. Lilbird said:
Long Time Lurker, first time poster!
Let's see......so many people to consider (the Usual suspects, everyday people, celebrities) but no one jumps out. I'd like it to be a woman, but I can't vote for Angelina because I am boycotting all things "celebrity". I can't vote for Oprah, because what has she done this year that tops her other years and for that matter what else can that woman do? And the politicians are all irritating or just getting their feet wet.
I guess I'd have to go for Warren Buffet. They guy assmassed a tremendous fortune with transparency (unheard of!), lived modestly, didn't create monsters for children a la the Hilton clan, openly decried the exhorbitant level of CEO compensation in relation to worker-wages, and then gave all of his money away to charity- all while asking for nothing in return. That's admirable and sets a great example in this New Age of Greed we live in.
If not him, maybe Barney Frank (I know, I know - a politician).
Or Colbert/Stewart.
Outfit must be relaxed, cuz that sounds like an uptight crowd: Black cashmere turtleneck, tight cords or jeans and hot boots - not spikes. Hair down. Funky earrings. Sometimes I just want to smack that Soledad when I'm watching the morning news. She seems so phony and righteous. Is she really nice? Cuz I don't believe it.
163. Maria H said:
Heather, I can't wait to see the show. I think Soledad was mean to you. ('What, do you really THINK that')
Person of the year: got to be Kim Jong Il - he's wacky.
I would wear: Chocolate brown pants, tan leather blazer from GAP with light khaki sweater under it, and my new wedge heeled khaki shoes from Payless. I must be 10 feet tall in those shoes - and that makes you look thinner...right?
164. Green said:
Having grown up on Long Island and then worked in midtown Manhattan, before eventually landing in San Francisco I tell you the following with great authority:
If you were at the bottom of a staircase in any subway station in NY with a stroller, I guarantee you that if anyone were nearby, they would come over, grab the bottom of the stroller and start up the stairs with you holding the top of the stroller.
I've seen little teenage gangsta boys help prissy white women, middle-aged men in business suits help black women, guidos with helmet hair helping grandmas with babies, and every combination you can think of. You would always have help going up or down the subway stairs. Always.
I would have worn black pants, and either a midnight blue sweater (I have blue eyes), or a pink blouse with a black suit jacket, and black boots.