You Only Get Five
Tuesday, October 8 2002
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Ok. So. Jon and I were standing out in front of the apartment, waiting for the dog to go pee or something, something that the dog normally does outside the apartment. And while we were waiting we were sort of re-enacting a certain scene from "Moonlight Mile," a movie we'd just seen the night before.
It's a really great scene between an actress named Ellen Pompeo and Jake Gyllenhaal, whom we shall note is on my Five Fame Fuckers list allowed between any two people in a committed relationship.
And let me just take a moment to explain the Five Fame Fuckers list for those of you who don't already have one: if you're in a committed relationship, you're allowed to compile a list of five people you'd like to sleep with, but the people on the list not only have to be celebrities, they also have to be celebrities you don't know or wouldn't ever happen to bump into, even in the most remote social situation. To make things fair, the person you're in the committed relationship with gets to compile his/her own list. So, if you don't have one, please do us all a favor and get one.
Although the details of this list really have nothing to do with this story, I'll just go ahead and tell you my list as of today, this moment, as I am writing this, is as follows, in no particular order:
1. Jake Gyllenhaal
2. Ed O'Brien
3. Clive Owen
4. Benecio Del Toro
5. Brad Pitt
Now, before you go all rolling your eyes about the Brad Pitt thing, just be glad I didn't include James Gandolfini, because I was this close to including James Gandolfini.
So Jon and I were standing there, miming this scene from Moonlight Mile — and have I mentioned just how scrumptious Jake Gyllenhaal looks in this movie, with the doe eyes and the buttery, knobby shoulders? — when this really expensive, sooooped up Lincoln Navigator pulls up, and it's filled with people.
And the guy driving the Lincoln Navigator rolls down the window and he says, "Hey, excuse me, do you guys live around here? We're doing a scavenger hunt and we're wondering if you could help us out." Now, I have to admit, I never thought I'd be approached in LA to help out with a scavenger hunt. In fact, I thought scavenger hunts were strictly a part of Mormon culture, something old, single Mormons did to meet and mix with other older, single Mormons.
But apparently, even people in LA who don't look old, single or Mormon go scavenger hunting. So Jon and I are like, "Yes, we live around here, what do you need?" And he was like, "We need to take a picture of ourselves standing in someone else's kitchen." Now, Jon and I both used to be Mormon, so we know that that's a stupid thing to have on a scavenger hunting list. If they had said, "We need to take a picture of ourselves naked in someone else's kitchen sink, we would have more readily negotiated the terms of entry into our apartment.
So Jon says, "Nah, you know, we have an NDA on our kitchen," thinking, I'm not letting this Netscape Navigator-driving idiot who obviously knows nothing about scavenger hunting anywhere near my home. But the guy is really persistent, using several, "Oh, come on's" and "We'll only be a second's."
And in the meantime, Chuck is going bananas, his tail wagging like a crazed propeller, his face the most precious combination of anticipation and curiosity. And the girls sitting in the backseat of the Navigator can't resist him, and they open the door and begin cooing, which of course sends him over the edge and he runs straight at the car and lands head first into the bucket seat, right at about the ass of one Shannon Elizabeth.
So there, sitting in the backseat of this scavenger hunting Navigator is Nadia from "American Pie," and she seriously looks like, wow, like, I bet millions of teenage boys have done things to themselves in her honor. And my dog has planted himself somewhere near her supple, shimmery legs. And I'm thinking, dude, our kitchen is your kitchen, so I say, "Come on up!"
So we go upstairs, and the whole time I'm thinking, Shannon Elizabeth is going to see the inside of my house, and I have a very hard time not shouting, "Shannon Fucking Elizabeth is going to see the inside of my house!" but we make it upstairs and we all stand in the middle of our kitchen, Jon on one side of Shannon Elizabeth, Chuck and I on the other side of Shannon Elizabeth, and one of the other cute, nubile girls, most likely one of Shannon Elizabeth's best friends, takes a Polaroid, to prove to someone, someone I don't know, someone very lucky indeed, that Shannon Fucking Elizabeth saw the inside of my house.
And the best part about it is that Chuck managed somehow in his sneaky little puppy way to lick Shannon Elizabeth's face just as the flash on the Polaroid went *poof*.
Now, I don't know, at least I don't think that Shannon Elizabeth is anywhere on Jon's Five Fame Fuckers list, at least technically she shouldn't be because we did run into her in a very remote social situation, but I'd really make an exception for this one. I'm a good person that way.
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1. the husband said:
1. Charlize Theron
2. Katie Holmes
3. Rene Russo
4. Tea Leone
5. Cameron Diaz
2. lee said:
1.Melissa Auf Der Maur 2.Natalie Portman 3.PJ Harvey 4.Denise Richards 5.Sheryl Crow --I feel dirty, now.
3. Benjy said:
1. Sarah Michelle Gellar, 2. Katie Holmes, 3. Yamila Diaz, 4. Bridgite Wilson (sp?), 5. Mena Suvari
4. kane said:
A fun story.
(In no particular order)
Reese Witherspoon
Halle Berry
Susan Sarandon
Tori Amos
Shania Twain
5. P.J. said:
1.Katie Holmes 2. Hillary Swank 3. Angelina Jolie 4. Charlize Theron 5. Oh what the hell... Johnny Depp -- My wife hates that Mr. 21 Jump Street is on my list. Haha.
6. angie said:
1. Matthew McConaughey
(hmm-i may have to take that one off - i'm thinking about living in Austin...)
2. Sean Connery (circa. 1965)
3. Jake Gyllenhaal
4. Benicio del Toro/Antonio Banderas (don't make me choose, really, i can't...)
5. Kevin Spacey
7. Leslie said:
1. Vin Diesel 2. Brad Pitt 3. Keith Urban (country singer) 4. Jed from Survivor 4 5. Gary Allan (another country singer).
8. ex southern babtist said:
Sorry about the double entry...I was still laughing. The dog truly has some character.
9. Lin said:
I'm not in a committed relationship, or in any relationship, but if I were: 1) Ewan McGregor 2) Patrick Stewart 3) Harrison Ford (circa 1980)...I can't think of anyone else. Damn.
10. Jen said:
Would you believe I'm drawing a blank on hot celebrity men i'd like to sleep with? I need a slap upside the head.
11. gina said:
Too bad Jake's sister isn't good looking enough to be on my list. Aw hell, for him, I'd make an exception to the lesbian rule.
12. Kerry said:
That's pretty exciting! You never know what could come of this...perhaps one day Shannon Elizabeth will be meeting with a director that's going to shoot her next big blockbuster, and he will be lamenting over his lack of a perfect kitchen to do the hot nude scene in, when a polaroid will fall out of Shannon Elizaeth's purse, with the perfect kitchen, complete with the perfect puppy, and the director will piss himself at the perfection before he picks up the phone and offers you hundreds of thousands of dollars to shoot a scene in your kitchen.
Oh, and I too, have a list:
1. Jude Law
2. Benecio Del Toro
3. Goran Visnjic
4. Toby Maguire
5. Jimmy Fallon
13. blue said:
I wanted to send you this card - but I didn't want to invade your e-mail box (not to mention not knowing your precise e-mail address) -- so instead I'm giving you the link. Think of it like you're getting the card... national sarcastics awareness month.
14. Sour Bob said:
I dunno. I go in cycles. It was "tall, thin, late middle-aged women." (Sigourney Weaver, Lynne Russell, etc.) Then it was young, earthy Neo-Soul singers. (Lauryn Hill, Jaguar Wright, etc.) Right now, I've got Cassandra Wilson on the list, which is almost like having those two groups meet in the middle.
15. blue said:
I forgot my list:
1. Ben Affleck
2. Robert Downey Jr.
3. Sean Connery
4. Pierce Brosnan
5. The cute guy who played Ally's doctor boyfriend and is now a detective on Law & Order
Only 1 and 2 are really ones I've officially put on my list. Spots 3, 4 and 5 are still up for grabs. Any takers?
16. Sarah B. said:
OH MY GOD.
I'm so floored, I can't even give you James Gandolfini props.
17. kane said:
1.Betty Rubble
2.Jane Jetson
3.Marge Simpson
4.Josie (of Pussycat fame)
5.Martha Stewart (she's on every list no matter what the topic)
18. jennifer said:
My husband can't think of five, which I think is kinda' weird, but he does love Angela Bassett. My five would be:
1) James Gandolfini (love him)
2) Jon Stewart
3) Craig Kilbourn
4) David Duchovny before I saw Evolution
5) Peter Krause
I love the talkers. :-)
19. Tara said:
So do sports people count?
Some of these people were local to me, but now that I no longer live in Marin County I think I can safely keep them on this list (in no particular order):
1) Chris Isaak
2) Robb Nen (SF Giants relief pitcher)
3) Chris Noth
4) Ben Affleck
5) and lastly, I am with you, Dooce: Brad Pitt
20. Tara said:
I forgot to add - if Robb Nen does not count, I will have to also go with James Gandolfini.
21. Sheila said:
1. Matt McConaughey
2. Liam Neeson (wearing a kilt)
3. Oded Fahr
4. Joe Perry
5. Stefan Edberg (oh those legs)
22. Michele said:
1)Matthew McConaughey 2)Christian Bale 3)Hugh Jackman 4)that guy from Beastmaster: (don't laugh at me, he's hot!)5)Ewan Mcgregor. I guess I've got a thing for accents...
23. jaime llluvia said:
1. katie holmes; 2. maggie gyllenhaal (good genes in that family); 3. emily watson; 4. maura tierney; 5. katie holmes (again)
24. Julia said:
1) James Marsters; 2) Val Kilmer (circa "Top Gun"); 3) Nicholas Lea; 4) Brandon Lee (circa 1993 -- but that's another story); 5) Johnny Dep
25. AEJ said:
so good, why didn't i think of this? no particular order: Liam Neeson, Daniel Day Lewis, Ralph Fiennes, Hugh Jackman, Patrick Stewart.
26. jennifer said:
jimmy fallon, hugh grant (in about a boy and not in anything else), ira glass, (wait, i met him, so that doesn't count, right) matthew chance, chris eigemann, ryan adams (i just wanna make out with him, though) and if ira doesn't count, then i'll throw in stephen malkmus.
27. JAMES said:
I'm really, really hurt.
28. Me said:
[1] Kate Winslet, [2] Lauren Graham (from Gilmore Girls), [3] Faith Hill, [4] Martha Stewart and [5] Noah Wylie (only if he wanted to). That doesn't maek me gay does it?
29. Cat said:
1. Jude Law 2. Will Kemp 3. Jeff Tweety 4. Billy Bob Thorton 5. Beck
30. aprilgem said:
Hm.. I have almost the same list your husband has, except it includes Nicole Kidman... er, and except I'm female and I'm straight, which I guess means I'd better rethink the list a bit. Not in any particular order, here it is: Brendan Fraser, Ralph Fiennes, Mel Gibson, Ben Affleck, and [open space for my final ever-changing i'm-so-fickle choice].
31. Wayne said:
1. Bebe Neuwirth
2. Janie Porche (she saved Christmas--does she count as a celeb yet?)
3. Jane Pauley
4. Shawn Colvin
5. that happy dancin' black Joe Boxer dude (just out of curiosity)
32. J said:
Lucy Liu would never make my list, because, well, she has a peasant face. And that lazy eye. That said, here we go:
1. Charlize "Younger than me" Theron.
2. Juli Ashton, because she's dirty.
3. Brittany Andrews. Also dirty.
4. Heather Graham, because I got something she can ride. It ain't a bicycle, neither.
5. Kim Basinger. Hey, I've had a crush on her since I was 12.
33. Erika said:
Great story - you have a smart puppy! my list in no particular order: ewan macgregor, brad pitt in fight club, eric stoltz in bodies, rest, and motion, john cusak, jason statham from Snatch.
34. pero said:
rene russo, catherine zeta-jones, susan serandon, michelle pfeiffer, sandra bullock
35. Em said:
1. George Clooney (and he IS the #1 choice)
2. Mark Wahlberg
3. Vin Diesel
4. Erik Palladino (from ER)
5. Brad Pitt (clean-shaven)
36. dooce said:
could someone please point out to The Husband that I'm not alone in finding a balding, overweight, barely-possessing-a-functioning-vocabulary mob boss attractive ?
37. da said:
catherine zeta-jones, her scottish accent will get things going; leann rimes, to sing to me during; melissa stark, to exchange football picks after, cindy crawford, for an intelligent conversation after, charlize theron, just to look at before during and after.
38. shauny said:
1. ed o'brien 2. ed o'brien 3. ed o'briend 4. reese witherspoon 5. ed o'brien
and btw, funny funny entry today miss dooce, and beautifully told!
39. Kyle said:
1. Alyson Hannigan
2. Natalie Portman
3. Jennifer Love-Hewitt
4. Heidi Klum
5. The Olsen Twins.
The twins count as one, because I want them together, or not at all.
40. LLM said:
Dooce, seconded on the 'fini. There's just something about him.
My five:
Derek Jeter
John Cusack
Jack Johnson
Vincent Ventresca
Matthew Sweet
Runners-up: Michael Schoeffling, Bill Clinton (shut. up.), Lenny Kravitz, Tony Hawk, Morrissey (although I gather I'm not his type)
41. P said:
1. Claire Forlani 2. Rebecca Gayheart 3. Mira Sorvino 4. Audrey Hepburn back in the day 5. Audrey Tautou (Amelie)
42. ryan said:
1. Sung Hi Lee
2. Ali Landry
3. Vanessa Marcil
4. China Chow
5. Gwen Stefani
43. Toni said:
Well, my husband and I have really only talked about one each, his used to be Claudia Schiffer, while mine was David Copperfield. Then mine changed to Antonio Banderas, while his switched to Reese Witherspoon. Here, is my FFF list:
1. Antonio Banderas
2. Orlando Bloom as Legolas
3. Kevin Spacey
4. George Clooney
5. Angelina Jolie
I had to include one woman. ;)
44. Red said:
C. Zeta-Jones is Welsh.
Do she & her hubby count as the hottest couple in Hollywood now?
45. Toby said:
1. Jared Leto 2. That new Calvin Klein model 3. Ewan McGregor 4. Porn star Chris Steele 5. Gwen Stefani
46. Krissy said:
1. Dave Grohl 2. Nick Reiwoldt (plays AFL footy) 3. Jason Lee 4. Daniel Vettori (cricketer) 5. Angelina Jolie
47. LLM said:
D'oh! How could I forget Dave Grohl? Damn, gotta rethink the list...
48. pseudofamous said:
1. rachel leigh cook // 2. natalie portman // 3. that main surferchick from blue crush // 4. britney spears (for when i wanna give it someone good and hard) // 5. martha (for when i REALLY wanna give it to someone good and hard)
49. the husband said:
I assert that you don't find Gandolfini attractive. You find a character he plays attractive. That is not FFF material. It's plain sick and wrong. You saw him on top of Carmella. EWWWWW.And you Martha people are sick as well.
50. Kyle said:
Kane! Betty Rubble! Nice. I'd do Betty, but I'd be thinking of Wilma...
51. eggbert said:
1. claire forlani
2. katie holmes
3. heather graham
4. virginie ledoyen
5. paul weller (if i can't BE paul weller, i guess it would be the second best thing)
52. ME said:
Just an FYI - Ms. Zeta-Jones is Welsh (like my missus) not Scottish and is also on my list (thus knocking Mr. Wylie to number 6)
53. kidfarthest said:
1. Laetitia Casta 2. Catherine Zeta Jones 3. Mena Suvari 4. Erykah Badu 5. Gwen Stefani
54. aprilgem said:
On mob bosses, it's got to be the power thing. No?
55. christine said:
1. the delicious messy=haired boy shaking and strutting in the gap commercial
2. fran healey
3. ewan mcgregor
4. jude law
5. ed norton
56. cheekychk said:
1. Sasha (DJ) 2. Jude Law 3. Vin Diesel 4. Matthieu Kassovitz (from Amelie, etc.) 5. Ralph Fiennes. But only the first spot is truly filled...we really just have a one-spot FFF. More of an OFF than an FFF . I get Sasha, the fancy still pines for JLo...
57. Omit said:
1)Susan Sarandon
2)Jennifer Tilly
3)Sarah Polley
4)Adrienne Barbeau
5)Diane Lane
58. Michele said:
YES! Christine, we have to find out who that Gap commercial guy is. I'm editing my list. Mr. McConaughey can take a hike.
59. dooce said:
the Gap commercial guy is Will Kemp. you can read and see more of his lucious body here.
60. blamb said:
No pics of the incident????????
61. Tara said:
mmm, Will Kemp. I may have to edit my list. But who to remove?
62. feelafel said:
Sorry, but I'm with the husband on the Gandolfini thing ... I just don't understand why women find him hot.
Anyway:
1. Alyson Hannigan
2. Natalie Portman
3. Neve Campbell
4. Gwenyth Paltrow
5. Sarah Polley
It's even got the CRTC mandated Canadian content.
63. Outrage said:
It's weird, because ordinarily I'd have no interest in sex with someone I didn't know. It's not very manly, but even sex with people I know but don't love generally doesn't do much for me. But, hey, sure, five celebrities...
1) Katie Holmes 2) Mary Louise Parker 3) Elizabeth Moss 4) Alysson Hannigan 5)Uma Thurman
Kate Winslet would have been high on the list except that she smokes, and I'm totally into that whole "kissing an ashtray" theory. I'm sure some of the five I did list smoke too, but what I don't know won't turn me off.
64. jennifer said:
but
James Gandolfini was sexy in the Mexican and he plays a gay man.
65. Brandon said:
You just KNOW that nobody's going to believe this (at least, not officially ;) ) unless you provide a picture or two... (hint, hint)
66. little orphan afro said:
1. Sade
2. Nicole Narain (P'boy Playmate)
3. LL Cool J
4. Angelina Jolie
5. Ghostface Killah
Although I'd be most fond of having 2 and 3 at once... (See "Love You Better" music video.)
67. EMPRESS said:
not in a relationship but what the heck!
1.James Marsters 2.Skeet Ulrich 3.Hugh Jackman 4.Michael Vartan 5.Stuart Townsend
68. Keith said:
My List Of Five (as I've always known it ever since I saw the "Friends" episode about it years ago) has always fluctuated because I've never been able to narrow it down to 5. I'm gonna have to list some standbys here... (1) Mira Sorvino (2) Geena Davis (3) Claire Forlani (4) Yasmine Bleeth (5) Sheryl Crow. Standbys: Felicity Huffman, Kathleen Turner (mid-80s era), Piper Perabo, Helena Bonham Carter, Kate Hudson, Kate Winslet.
69. HRH said:
1) Harrison Ford circa 1980, 2) Keanu Reeves, 3) Vigo Mortensen as Aragorn, 4) David Boreanaz as Angel 5)...hrm I can't think of a fifth.
70. Igor said:
You know, for a species that's so intent to get its groove thing going on we must have been several million miles out of our skull to invent something so fundamentally lame as religion, the prime generator of guilt and the great American tradition of the serial killer.
If all we seriously want to do is fuck our brains out why didn't we just admit it and create a time honored tradition of meeting in a domed building on a regular basis, full of easily washable mattresses, or maybe one gigantic easily-washable mattress and expend ourselves in wild sexual abandon until our respective testicles and pussies sing "oh come all ye faithful" (yes, George Carlin, I know) before passing out for the rest of the day ? You could have food and music at the same time, and it wouldn't cost you very much either.
Be honest, we want sex, we think of it all the time. If we'd done this instead of hiding our interesting parts because God doesn't want us to play with them we'd be rid of most of the psychopaths, we'd have a lot more fun with friends, no more people trying to hide their more interesting tendencies, no more guilt, jealousy, anxiety or frustration. Try that for a change, it'll put a spring in your step and take away the appetite for destruction we're so fond of now. If anyone seriously thinks that giving your fellow man/woman a mind-boggling orgasm is worse than blowing someone's brains out, they must be on the wrong planet (or possibly I am).
It would be great to meet Dooce in that context. What more woman would anybody want ?
71. groovypeace said:
Brendan Fraser, Eric Roberts, Brad Pitt, Steven Tyler, Roger Howarth
72. keneumey said:
1. Ewan McGregor
2. Jude Law
3. Billy Crudup
4. Hugh Jackman (as Wolverine)
5. Britney Spears (as long as she doesn't speak)
73. Jen said:
Ooohhhh, Will Kemp!
I love it when he shakes his ass.
74. Mike said:
1. Jerry Falwell, 2. Bea Arthur, 3. The Osbournes' dog, 4. Tyne Daly, and 5. Carrot Top
75. Amstershiresauce said:
I briefly dated a mob-type thug. The mystique quickly wears off after about the 5th message on your answering machine demanding, "where the fuck are you?"
You aren't missing much, Dooce. You got yourself one of the good ones.
crispin glover
mandy patinkin
james spader
conan o'brien
vin diesel
76. Cat said:
Christine and Jen, you have great taste. Igor, even sex can get boring. Though somehow, lust never does.
77. Mark said:
1. Mira Sorvino (in The Replacement Killers). 2. Portia de Rossi (in Ally McBeal). 3. Stockard Channing (in Six Degrees of Separation). 4. Jeri Ryan (in Voyager). 5. Angelina Jolie (in absolutely anything).
78. Angelique said:
1. Brad Pitt (Interview w/Vampire only) 2. Patrick Stewart 3. Vin Diesel 4. Angie Everheart 5. Jaquin Pheonix
79. anne said:
in a v particular order, vin diesel, matt damon, orlando bloom, elijah wood (yes, i am a pervy hobbit fancier) and that v hot boy from bend it like beckham. pwhoar!
80. Tina said:
I'm so glad Clve Owen is on your list.
81. frumpple said:
1. reese witherspoon 2. faith hill 3. winona ryder 4. martina mcbride 5. elizabeth filarski
82. Faith said:
1) James Marsters
2) Brad Pitt
3) Nicolas Cage
4) Vincent D'Onofrio
5) Shania Twain (I'm not bi, but damn she's HOT!)
83. David said:
Dammit, you've got me singing Dave Brubeck now.
Oh, and any men struggling for inspiration on this should visit www.elegantwomen.net
I managed to spend well over an hour there last night looking at all the pretty pictures.
84. The husband said:
Igor, you are right. What more woman would anybody want? That said, keep yer damn hands off my wife.
85. faithy said:
Wow my friends and I was just talking about this whole list thing on Friday... this took me awhile:
1. Takeshi Kaneshiro
2. Tupac
3. Brad Pitt
4. Gael Garcia Bernal
5. Will Kemp
86. heather said:
Matthew McConaughey, James Marsters, Patrick Stewart (circa end of Star Trek: TNG), Ewan McGregor, Harry Connick Jr.
87. heather said:
Oh, damn, I forgot Viggo Mortensend and Sean Bean. I think I need more than 5...
88. mob muff said:
of course women like James Gadolfini. he's dirty, rough and dangerous. what's not to like.
89. julia said:
i, too, have had a list of five since the infamous friends ep several years back. i actually ran into one of my five while on a trip with a girlfriend. now that is a tough call to make to the boyfriend back home: "hey. um. you'll never guess who i ran into at the blackjack table."
1.george clooney
2.jude law
3.pierce brosnan
4.hugh grant
5.hugh jackman
90. Chad said:
Does noone want to sack Britney? Jeez... 1.Britney Spears 2. Halle Barry 3. Jennifer Aniston 4. Angelina Jolie 5. What the hell...Shannon Elizabeth. Those perfect donuts of silicone are yummy!
91. jimmypage said:
1) brooke burke
2) brooke burke (again)
3) brooke burke (yet again).
4) umm... u guessed it. Brooke Burke.
5) d00ce (if you weren't married...;)
92. ed f said:
1. Penelope Cruz 2. Kirstin Dunst 3. Shiri Appleby 4. Audrey Tautou 5. That chick from 'Sex & Lucia'
93. ALLISONIC said:
1. DOUGRAY SCOTT
2. WES BENTLEY
3. EWAN MCGREGOR
4. TONY CURTIS, CIRCA 1960
5. WILLIAM HOLDEN, CIRCA 1950
94. peggy said:
1. Judge Judy 2. Wolf Blitzer. Just them. They could fulfill my every fantasy.
95. Alex said:
1. Ralph Fiennes
2. Edward Norton
3. Christopher Meloni
4. Orlando Bloom
5. Ewan McGregor
96. Michele said:
Thanks Dooce! Will Kemp.
Now I have to find a way to meet him..... ;)
97. David said:
I had a dream about shagging Audrey Tatou and my friend thought I was sick. Glad to see I'm not the only one.
98. christine said:
OK, will kemp is far cuter all messied up than in those publicity shots, but he deserves a 'Hot Damn!' all the same.
99. Jane Doe said:
In no particular order: George Clooney, Matthew McConaughey, Zach Braff (kid from Scrubs), Jesse Bradford (from Bring It On, Clockstoppers, etc.), and Joshua Jackson
I may revise this list in the near future.
100. Robyn said:
Studs:
1. Ben Affleck
2. Ethan Hawke
3. Vince Vaughn (I don't know why.)
Babes:
1. Jennifer Lopez
2. Natalie Portman
3. Kim Bassinger (something about her)
101. Grant said:
I can't believe it took over a day for somebody to say Shannon Elizabeth. Even if only for comical reasons (which mine are not).
102. John Kenneth Fisher said:
I once did a full page of my top 20: http://www.westfieldnetwork.com/
misc/the_list_john_702_edition.html
but the top five are :
1) Drew Barrymore
2) Alyson Hannigan
3) Natalie Portman
4) Alyssa Milano
5) Angelina Jolie
103. aubs said:
In an order that changes daily, -- Paul Walker -- Kirk Herbstreit -- Heath Ledger --Scott Speedman (I love me some Ben from Felicity) -- Ryan Phillippe
104. aubs, again said:
Replace Ryan Phillippe with Michael Vartan. Agent Vaughn makes me tingle...
105. Carrie said:
Didja see this online gossip column that references the very same scavenger hunt that you found yourself in the middle of?
http://www.eonline.com/Gossip/Awful/
Archive2002/021010f.html
A couple links into this article, under the subheading "Naked Dreamin'", it reports that Shannon Elizabeth and pals decided to go naked in someone's pool, instead of your kitchen.
Just thought you'd like to know...
106. Zuchini said:
1. Mira Sorvino
2. Leah Remini
3. Catherine Bell
4. Rachel Lee Cook
5. Jennifer Lopez
107. Ms. M said:
1) James Marsters
2) Vin Diesel
3) David Boreanaz
4) Hugh Grant
5) Hugh Jackman
108. adam said:
"... Netscape Navigator-driving idiot who ..."
Lincoln?
109. Susan said:
1. Bruce Willis (Moonlighting/Die Hard) era
2. John Cusack
3. Hugh Jackman
4. George Clooney
5. Lenny Kravitz
110. spudnic said:
1. Jason Statham 2. Barry Pepper 3. Brad Pitt 4. Vin Diesel 5. Toby Maguire
111. Mona said:
A little late on the draw here, but here are my 5: :)
1. Noah Wyle 2. Erik Palladino 3. Jason Wiles 4. Jon Stewart 5. Eddie Ciberian
112. cam said:
oh dees r real ppl
1.jauna d.c.
2.ashley b.t.
3.darcie h.
4.teara c.
5.anna e.c.
113. The Kid said:
1. Tom Welling (Yeah)
2. Hayden Christensen
3. Ryan Phillipe
4. Lenny Kravitz (Oh wow)
5. Vin Diesel
114. Lady C said:
1.) Harrison Ford 2.) Jodie Foster 3.) Denzel Washington 4.) Adam Vinatieri 5.) Julianne Moore. A nicely diverse list.