This morning my doctor forcibly evicted the basal cell carcinoma from my arm. In the past week he has become an unruly tenant, has been drunkenly yelling at his cat in the middle of the night. His new home is a small, plastic container that is right now being delivered to a dark laboratory. There he will spend the rest of his short life being examined, researched, and playing shuffle board with all the other excised cancers whose owners say they're going to call but never do.
I had Jon take a picture of Ed this morning before we sent him to die alone in a pool of his own urine. He was a handsome fellow:


Those stitches are what my doctor had to use to close up the chunk she took out for the initial biopsy. When I came home that afternoon, Leta noticed the prickly ends of the stitches and then contorted her face into a shape that made me think she had just witnessed a man smelling his own feet. "Yucky!" she screamed. "It's a bug!"
Here's what Ed's home looks like now:

The procedure was mostly painless, except for the initial needle prick when she numbed the area. When she said that she was going to have to send him off for another biopsy, I asked if afterward the lab could package him up and send him back to me. Maybe via UPS. She said probably not, and also? That she probably wouldn't want to get to know me in real life.
The bad news is that today she found two other places on my body that she wants to have removed, a mole on my stomach and one on my back. These other two places actually look worse than the one on my arm, I just never really noticed them because they are in places usually covered entirely by clothing. So it's not over yet. I know it won't ever really be over, so much damage has been done already that I'm going to spend the rest of my life as a slave to sunscreen and the operating table at my doctor's office.
Please look at these horrible pictures and cover yourself up. Put sunscreen on yourself and especially on your kids. Every day. Every single day.
1. Arty Steph said:
I'm going to be outside all day tomorrow for a concert, and believe me, I will be completely covered in the highest SPF I can possibly get my hands! Stitches scare me. . . .
2. HollyRhea.com said:
Sending you my concern. Fight it like a mutha', Dooce.
3. Arty Steph said:
oh oh and i was the first comment! but now i'm all concerned about the moles i have on my back, i'm going ot have to go to the doctor.
best wishes, dooce :)
4. Devlyn said:
Not to sound all "holier-than-thou" or anything, but with skin cancers running in my family (so far none than are malignant, thank goodness), I keep myself nice and white the whole year round.
Ed is dead! Long live Ed! And now? You'll have another tough scar. Rawr!
5. jolie said:
I'm getting a weird red spot on my forearm checked next week. thanks for instilling the fear of god, erm um, cancer in me. I say that in complete earnestness.
as my mom says: "chin up, chest out (such as it is)" - freakouts aside, it sounds like you're handling this like a champ.
6. Kim E said:
Far too many young people suffer from skin cancer as it's a 'won't happen to ME' disease. Thank you for getting the word out. It's an important warning.
7. oublionslepasse said:
youch.
I'm so naive. When I saw the very first pictures on this post I thought they were the after shots.
Going to take an SPF 85 bath....
8. ash said:
Now I'm applying sunscreen I'm sure "too much" whenever I'm in the pool, which is a lot. But I feel safer now. And those pictures make me understand why the crazy people in Arizona are white as white can be. It could also be because I'm not a fan of stiches or needles.
9. Womanwithkids said:
Goodbye Ed. Nice knowin' you, don't let the door yer ass on the way out!
10. Seacreature said:
The fear is now set in my brain. It's screaming at me. SUNSCREEEEEEEEEENN!!!!
Thank you for sharing those pictures of Ed. Good luck with the rest of the procedures.
11. theboysmom said:
Thank you for proving that I'm not a complete fool for being so concerned that my sons are covered from head to foot in SPF 6000. Have a pint or two of ice cream - you deserve it.
12. Alotta Errata said:
Heather thank you so much for posting these pictures. I've seen the warning photos on cancer sites but they just don't seem real. I'm amazed at how easy it would be to overlook something like Ed. He is entirely ignorable.
I'm glad he's gone though, and hopefully he'll take his friends with him. There is nothing like a guest that overstays their welcome.
I'll keep you in my thoughts, best wishes and fast recovery!
13. mamamiacanuck said:
Now you've got me scared shitless over a couple of moles I have..and probably rightly so! Fake orange lotion-made tan, here I come!
14. William said:
RIP Ed.
15. lousoz said:
Good riddance to Ed!
And about those other areas...hopefully it's just a matter of cut and gone. I know it's not pleasant getting them removed, but the sooner they are off your body the better.
Does your doctor recommend one type of sunscreen over another? ( just curious)
16. Renae said:
Yikes! Best wishes for a speedy recovery Heather.
17. DivineDiva said:
hola woman! I am sending you all my love in the form of a big shady hat, jackie -o glasses, sunscreen..and a bottle of tequila. Well maybe my better-than-sex cake too..(believe me you it sometimes is!) ((If I can part with it)) We shall farewell ED & his cohorts ,the molettes aka ED&EDDY, and kick those unruly little subtenants out! The lease is up !
Ok enough rambling, Take care and relax today!oh by the way...HAPPY BIRTHDAY...MRS. Dooce Armstrong.. Happy Birhtday to you! Cha-Cha-Cha!!
18. Bob LeDrew - Flacklife said:
I'm another BWC... that would be blogger with cancer. I got diagnosed two weeks ago with bladder cancer (I know, I know, shoulda been putting sunscreen on that son-of-a-gun, but it's so hard to reach).
Courage, Heather. Keep writing and shooting pictures. I love your blog.
19. jw said:
Use this as an excuse to get drunk.
Oh, wait, you don't need an excuse, do you?
Be well!!!!
Ooops. Sorry. Be WELL.
20. jes said:
Oh, God.
A) Heather, I'm glad you had this spot removed.
B) Heather, I'm sad for you that MORE places on your body have become the newest intrigue for your doctor.
C) Heather, now I'm scared to take the trash out without putting on sunscreen first.
Good thing I have a husband for chores like that.
21. Jeni said:
Good message, Dooce. Try not to worry too much.
22. Jill Shalvis said:
Amen to covering up. Hugs to you and yours on the procedure and the stress.
23. Eatmisery said:
I'm glad you got Ed taken care of, but I'm sorry to hear that there's more Eds now. I will heed your sage advice to slather my children with sunscreen. After all, their lives really do depend on it. Best wishes, Heather!
24. arline said:
big family vacation coming up. have SPF 50 for the very, very fair-skinned child. varying SPFs for darker skinned self and husband...
belated happy b-day and good riddance to ed!
25. Jennifer Schutz said:
I know this will be me in a few years. I spent 5 years as a lifeguard. I abhor sunscreen (and lotion, and makeup, and anything else that goes on my face), and I'm ungodly pale, so I used to soak up the sun all day, all summer long. I'm going to pay for my stupidity with cancer and wrinkles.
Thinking good thoughts for you. Those stiches do look like a gross bug. Now at least you can tell Leta that if she doesn't wear her sunscreen, the gross bugs will get her too. THAT would have gotten me to wear sunscreen.
26. bellybuttonbugs said:
Ok, so I think you should name the others Edette and Edwina.
Nasty pics but glad for you it's out.
Treat yourself to a nice large glass of your preferred tipple tonight. You deserve it.
27. Pandemonium said:
Oh, I feel queasy!
Wishing you the very best. And a happy belated birthday!
28. thejoyof said:
Thanks for the post Heather - was Ed raised above the skin before it was cut? I have a weird new mark on my leg and may get it checked out...
29. rivetergirl said:
Thanks, Heather, for sharing your story. Some may think that skin cancer is no big deal and it can be if it's treated early. It's really nothing to mess with. I hope your readers take your advice and cover up.
30. heathabee said:
Thank you dooce, for sharing your experience with us. I have gotten myself worked up into a bonified tizzy the past few months with all the articles coming out about skin cancer and sunburns and the like. I am extremely fair skinned and have had probably close to 10-12 serious sunburns in my life. "They" (oh, them) say, that having 5 really bad sunburns in life up your chances of having skin cancer by 55%. This scares the hell out of me.
I am sending you positive thoughts, prayers and many well wishes for a speedy, painless recovery and that all the results show is that you caught the skin cnacer soon enough! It's a great way to teach Leta to be sun-smart too!
:)
31. glittergirley said:
Yours is the only blog i read religiously everyday. My workday is incomplete unless i read your blog at lunch. When I saw your first post about Ed I almost started crying at work. I'm glad you got him taken care of and hopefully Shenaynay and Zirx (Thats what i'm naming the other two until you name them yourself) wont cause you too much trouble either.
I hope you feel better and i know you'll get better ASAP and my thoughts are with you.
32. Julie said:
With red hair and fair skin, I've been covered in SPF 45 or above since the day I was born. I still worry, though.
It's good that you're getting this taken care of, despite how scary it is that there are more spots to be biopsied. I've got a number of friends who have had skin cancers removed, and they're fine. Yep, sometimes they've had to have multiple spots removed, but they make it through every time. So will you. You're the Mighty Dooce, after all. :)
33. bornfamous said:
I wonder how many lives you have saved by posting this. Thanks, Heather, and I hope Ed's relatives are easy to evict.
34. dancingnancy said:
For some reason I am reminded of the Dixie Chicks "Goodbye Earl" song....
Congrats Heather on your successful surgery! Hopefully there won't be many more to come!
35. Velma said:
It is so good that you caught Ed and his little hoodlum friends before they could vandalize your bod any further. They broke a few windows, but didn't manage to burn the joint down. Bastards.
In all my younger years of excruciating self-loathing, I never once thought I'd be 40, looking back gratefully at having spent all my youthful beach time covered up in a massive T-shirt - "Frankie Say Relax!" - because I didn't want anyone to see my body.
36. isthisforreal said:
Very glad to hear that you're on your way to getting better - and for making so many people more aware! Sometimes it just takes a person we know or know of to make it more real than an article or generic warning. Good luck with your other two areas, hopefully they wont be an issue in the end!
37. Heather Barmore said:
I've spent years as a lifeguard and many a vacation in Las Vegas sitting in the sun WITHOUT sunscreen. Because I am young, stupid, crazy, naive and because I think that I couldn't possibly get any sort of skin cancer because I'm black and I have lots of melanoma and everything will be fine. And now? Now, I'm freaked the fuck out and purchasing 45. So really, I thank you for this.
38. princessmombi said:
Did they slice it out in the "cone" formation or did they do the crescent cut?
I found that with the crescent cut, it helps reduce your scars if you keep a butterfly bandage on them for awhile (well after they remove the stitches)... otherwise it starts to separate and leave a huge scar that kind of resembles a football.
Haven't had any problems when they "cone" cut them. Just takes forever to heal.
Hope all is well.
39. Meepers said:
Dear Heather - Hooray for the Death of Ed!
Dear Jon - I'm sure you help her with those hard-to reach spots..you know, like...Leta. Crocs will soon be proven to excacerbate cancers, and you should know this.
Dear Edwina and Eddette: Die, bastards!
40. drwallyb said:
Why must they use scary tar black stitches? Why can't stitches be like a Christmas present. Maybe pink stitches with a nice bunny ear loop on the end.
41. anne nahm said:
Glad that you are doing better. Is scary, this getting older crap. Love the photo doc. Although, I must say, I had a stitch pop, and your pics made me go back to the 'bad place' concerning that. Although... My stitch was, uh, postpartum ( http://annenahm.com/?p=51 ). Hey! Be careful with your stitches! Just sayin'.
42. Blue. said:
Heather, I'm going to go home and show these pictures to my husband and pray like hell that he gets the picture. His back is all mole-y and I keep a close eye on them because he refuses to wear sunscreen. I thought your "before" shots were the "after" shots. God. Stay strong. You've handled worse.
43. Pupsicle said:
Thanks for reminding people about the dangers of not using sunscreen.
I hope the pathology shows that they got all of Ed and he didn't leave his moustache or his big toe or something. Same for the other two spots, may they be removed quickly and completely!
I've been there, done that. It gets better once you know that they are completely gone. Then you just have to be vigilant about the sunscreen and about watching for new spots.
44. bornfamous said:
Btw, I used to work with a guy who had recurring skin cancer on his face and had to go in once or twice a year to have it frozen off with [I think] nitrogen. Not pretty, but painless. He was pretty blase about it. So if this comes back, you know it's relatively easy to take care of as long as you get checked often.
45. Mish said:
You seem so strong. I would totally be freaking out...though i did once have a pap w/ "pre-cancerous cells" and it didnt faze me - the LEEP procedure did! Thank god for you and your family that you dont have a more serious type of cancer and much luck in dealing with what comes next and next and next....
YOU ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!! (cuz i know you hate that ;> )
46. Jennifer in Kansas City said:
You go, Heather. Pictures remind people how frickin' scary it is.
Now, while you can't keep tumors or cancers or other things that are "malignant"? You CAN keep bone, wisdom teeth, or say, an amputated foot, as long as you remember to ask for it. Having never had my feet cut off, I am not sure I would have the wherewithall to stop and say, "Heeeeeey, doc, can you just wrap that up and put it in a ziploc bag, preferably a freezer one, those are sturdier, so I can take that with when we're done here? MmmKay?"
47. Charity said:
Oh Heather, that is aweful! Girl, you have certainly been to hell and back.
I wish you the best, and this was a great message for everyone!
Your in our thoughts and I'll say a prayer to the Flying Spaghetti Monster for you!
48. Shalini said:
thank you for that message! Scary! But it's better that Ed's out of you skin and life. I am religious about putting sunscreen on, and ppl ask me why I do (I am Indian, east, not native) and they wonder if I am so tan naturally why do I need sunscreen. I wonder about those people. Everyone needs to put sunscreen on!
ALL the time!
49. RzDrms said:
gag me with a bulldozer...and, i mean, like, on FULL BLAST!!!!!!!!!
please let us know when you get elvis and jimmy hoffa removed...hope that goes well and they don't end up in hotdogs somewhere.
::gag::
50. liz53 said:
Feel better Heather! You know, you could get a bunch of tattoos to distract from the scars. That's what I'd do.
51. Heather said:
Thank you for sharing this experience with us. I love your style of writing and I'm in awe of how you can share this with us in such an entertaining way. Good luck and I hope and pray you will be cancer free.
52. Kendra said:
Heather, I am sorry all that this is so frightening.
You have my positive thoughts and well wishes.
I am rather pale, and last Sunday I spent the day at my friends' pool and on their boat. I did a bang-up job with the sunscreen. Except on my stomach. Which ended up striped. It's a nice look. Really.
53. zhanae said:
you've convinced me. i'm checking myself and going to a dermatologist to check a mole i've been suspicious of for a while.
54. shredbettie said:
Ha! When you're up to three, we'll be even. Welcome to the club; wish you a speedy and non-itchy recovery. Once I had a chunk of bone removed from my knee. A spur, they call it. Looks like angel wings coming off my knees. Only, after I destroyed my tibia plateau in a snowboard mishap, everything shifted and the spare bone part had to go. I asked the doc what would happen to the bone. I vaguely recall something about incineration. And I thought, dang it, that was MY bone, I should be able to keep it; what a lovely conversation piece it would have made.
55. Kendra said:
Heather, I am sorry all that this is so frightening.
You have my positive thoughts and well wishes.
I am rather pale, and last Sunday I spent the day at my friends' pool and on their boat. I did a bang-up job with the sunscreen. Except on my stomach. Which ended up striped. It's a nice look. Really.
56. The Real Kato said:
Congratulations on the eviction, Heather. Good riddance to you, Ed.
If I may offer a suggestion, get some of those scar-reducing sheets from the drugstore and apply them early, to help avoid collagen buildup.
57. Hemlock said:
Heather, I'm so glad that your doctor is taking precautions by suggesting the removal of these 'extras'.
My fiance just had a mole removed from his back (after years of my prompting that HE GET IT CHECKED OUT!!) and we're still awaiting the results. Scary.
Take care and be well.
58. Rhi said:
So thankful that you're sharing your story about this. I had a similar spot removed from my boob. MY BOOB! Needless to say, there goes my nude modeling career. I was really counting on that as a back up.
59. MelanieinOrygun said:
I am glad it's gone, off and out and away from your body. I hope the other two spots come back negative. And I applaud you for sending that message out to everyone. You are awesome.
60. laurellz said:
Aww, I'm sorry that you have more! Hey, just be thankful it's not on your face! My mom had it, literally, on the tip of her nose. Yeah, wouldn't that be lovely? (Don't think I'm trying to tell you MY GOSH WOMAN, DONT FREAK OUT, because, by all means, scream out loud and throw a plant at someone.)
And as to that covering up and lotsa sunblock thing-- HUZZAH! I have generations of skin cancer in my family and as a resault, I have this theory:
http://www.jinx.com/scripts/details.asp?affid=-1&productID=484
and this coloured skin:
http://i5.tinypic.com/20j09p0.jpg
Fun, eh?
61. sweetney said:
I think you need to transform the Ed scar into a nice anchor tattoo. Or a heart with "MOM" on the inside. Or -- better yet -- "WINONA FOREVER".
Here's to healthy, cancer-free Armstongs, now and forever. xo
62. ashleigh said:
Heather,
I just wanted you to know that my thoughts are with you during your trying time. I've told you before that your monthly posts to Leta remind me of how my mom and I were, and I say were because my mom died yesterday after a year and a half battle with colon cancer. I am 24 years old, so my mom got to see me graduate high school and college and get a great job and apartment out of college, but she will never get to hold her grandbabies. So please continue to take care of yourself and of Jon so that you can hold Leta's grandbabies. My mother was not a complainer, and I can't help but think if she had complained just a little bit more, she might still be alive. So you go to the doctor as often as you think you need to to make sure that everything is ok.
And once again, thank you for letting us into your world through your posts. I feel privileged to be able to read them :)
Sincerely,
Ashleigh
63. la_florecita said:
Thank you for sharing!
I used to lay around in spf 8 (4 was just irresponsible) all summer, but these past few years, I've matured and have been moving up to 15 and 30, depending on the length of my exposure. I've been seeing a dermatologist (not like dating one, but going to one in an office- copay and everything) who says that everything looks fine.
Still. It's scary.
64. biodtl said:
I'm totally paranoid about the years of baking in the sun I did. I've asked my doctor about various "spots" and even though she's assured me they are fine, I still find myself wanting another opinion, because I'm obsessive and crazy.
I hope everything goes well with you, regarding Ed and the Ed-laws. For what it's worth - you're in my prayers.
65. traceyp said:
thanks for sharing your experiences and photos Heather and for reminding us to cover up, I am a fair skinned New Zealander who is dreading the day I find a mole that doesn't look right...I hope you heal well and that those other two spots are taken care of easily - do they have names by the way? Take care.
66. laurie said:
You're in my thoughts!
67. issa said:
Dooce, that's scary. I hope you have no more Ed's. And that Ed was not as bad as he seemed.
Try the spray on sunscreen. Easier to get onto squirmy toddlers.
68. patchuga said:
Goodbye and good riddance, Ed.
I am sorry that he left some of his relatives, though. And hope that the removal of those is equally low-pain. My dad had basal cell carcinoma, only on his face. This scaly, dry-skin-looking spot by his nose that he thought was just, well, dry skin. Turned out it was BCC, and he had to have three operations to remove all of it, and nearly lost his nose. Scary stuff.
I wear SPF every day i'm going to be outside and seek the shade at all costs.
69. Diesel said:
Heather, I think it is awesome that you chose to share this personal story with everybody because sunscreen is something that skips our minds. I once read that you only need about two substantial sunburns/suntans for cancer to start. I am glad Ed is gone and hopefully the rest of his family will be gone too. Good luck with everything.
70. Caren said:
Seriously, Good bye Ed!
My Mom had skin cancer on her face and has she learned her lesson? NO. Makes me nuts.
71. AmySilk said:
It's like that tv show... Ed, Edd and Eddy. You know, except with cancer added for extra fun.
Thank you for sharing your life with us and for these pictures. I'm now looking all over for anything resembling a red splotch on my body.
I always check in for my Daily Dose of Dooce. Take care of yourself. :o)
Amy
72. Loonytick Skook said:
Oh, Heather. I hate it for you that this is happening, but like so many others, I have to thank you for posting. I am usually really good about slathering on the sunscreen when I go out, I've never been one to try to get a tan, but I'm the worst-the WORST, I tell you!-about forgetting to reapply. So I get several sunburns a year on my shoulders. It's ridiculous. Seeing those images might be just what I need to remember.
73. madge said:
People, people, put away that sunscreen and get yourself some sunBLOCK. BLOCK. BLOCK. BLOCK THOSE RAYS!
Products that contain zinc or titanium dioxide are designed to BLOCK the rays rather than SCREEN them out. Screening lets in some light. If you want some color, get a spray-on tan and leave those UVAs and UVBs for the more olive-skinned folks out there.
So long, Ed. Hope we never see you again.
74. Lisa V said:
Heather, I need to have my husband take a picture of the two moles my doctor removed, they turned out to be nothing. I call the scar "boat payment" because that is what I presume the doctor did with them. Sincerely hoping yours turn out to be "big shiny pieced of jewelry" or maybe "weekend drinking in Mexico."
75. kidsmom said:
I'm showing my kids your post. They think I am a PIA about the sunscreen. ME: Irish, grew up in the era of greasy sunscreen and blistering burns. KIDS: mother that at least tried.
Nancy
76. Jennifer said:
Thank you for sharing. Take care of yourself.
77. jonsagara said:
* sending you wishes for good health *
78. Amanda B. said:
You said, "prick".
Owie Sweetpea. I'm sorry you are going through this, but I am glad that Ed is gone. Hopefully these other two punks are benign and nothing serious. Being Scottish/Irish and mole/freckle laden, I'm afraid I may one day be in your shoes.
And if/when I am I plan on demanding ice cream. A lot.
79. Megan said:
How timely to read this just minutes after getting back from my own biopsy.
I was seeing my dermatologist for an unrelated issue and thought, 'what the hell, why not throw in a mole check?' I didn't actually think she'd find anything.
And I don't know if I would have asked for the exam had I not been reading your site. So thanks.
Incidentally, I'm the one who wrote you about my shitty ex-boyfriend Ed. Imagine my amusement at the title of this post, and subsequent comments. Lots of love to you and yours.
80. erin said:
Heather, wow. thanks for posting the pictures. I had a small melanoma on my arm when I was 23 and my scar looks pretty similar to your 'after' picture of Ed - they really do remove the skin about 1 cm all the way around the mole - the reality of which shocked me when I first saw my arm after the surgery.
Since then, no cancer, but lots of mole checkups and several biopsies and smaller scars.
Anyway, one piece of advice for all of you who have a lot of moles (and have hard time keeping track of if they have changed) - my doctor suggested getting a set of medical photographs made (some university hospitals have services for this). Or, you can do this on your own with a digital camera - just take shots of your body in segments in some good lighting (the segments don't have to be too small ... say your lower right arm and hand would be one shot). Then, get them printed out, and refer to them if you're unsure of whether a mole has changed. I got a set of these done, and now bring them with me to every dermatologist visit ... so, if my doctor thinks a mole looks questionable, we can both look at the photos and see if it looks bigger/darker/more asymetric/scabbier then it used to. And, if there's a mole she wants to 'watch' and check again at my next visit (b/c good lord, let's not get biopsy-crazy), she takes a digital close-up of it and puts in my file so we can compare next time.
81. MommyofOne said:
Heather,
I was getting a mole checked out at my dermatologist when I came across the issue of Glamour which contained the article featuring you. Weird.
I'm sorry about the cancer and glad that it is gone. Thank you so much for sharing your story and pictures. You have raised awareness for all of us. My 4 year old daughter has milky skin just like Leta's and red hair so you better believe I'm not going to stop my SPF 50 campaign with her anytime we're in the sun for more than 10 minutes.
Thank you again.
82. trulyscrumptious said:
Oh yikes. Best wishes for the rest of 'em, Heather. This must be scary. Thanks for the reminder about our good friend SPF.
83. MulattaPreta said:
brilliant advice, heather. if u look at the photos of me on my blog, u'll think that i'm not a person who needs sunscreen but after years of beach time in brasil, florida + california, i know that EVERYONE needs it.
thank god this was all caught so early 4 u. i'm sending u peace + magic 4 your healing.
84. Be Still said:
Adios Ed. I am so sorry to hear to hear that he has some obnoxious friends. It sounds like you are in good hands though.
My family history for skin cancer has led me to perfect a sun protection ritual for my 2 year-old.
First, I dip him headfirst, Achilles-style into a vat of sunscreen followed by the head-to-toe SPF Hazmat suit. Topping it all off is a lovely desert-style flap hat and UVA/UVB glaucoma shades.
His whole body is still baby-butt white. I figure this approach will work great until he realizes I'm a bit crazy.
85. marisakc said:
Glad you got rid of the unwelcome squatter! Could be in a worse place, though. My father had to have skin cancer removed from his nose which involved reconstructive surgery, etc. Needless to say this was even less attractive than the creepy spider-like stiches in your arm.
...and on the plus side it finally got me to forgive my mother for putting so much sunscreen on me as a child that in family videos from Christmas visits to Santa I actually blended in with his beard. I looked like the kid in "Powder" and resented the heck out her for that. So the scary ugly cancer fear is totally helping with that.
86. KellyC said:
Looks very familiar to me. You'll be fine. Still yucky, htough, isn't it??
87. Tiggerlane said:
For the first time, I'm posting w/o reading comments.
1) I, too, wanted my excised mole when my doctor cut it off. I also wanted to keep the small lump that he cut out of my armpit (which was straying very close to my boob). He nixed both ideas of mine. He finally gave in when I wanted my gall bladder - he didn't give me the organ, but let me keep the big, fat gallstones in a jar. I figure if it came out/off me - it's still mine. Do I need to mention that I also have my wisdom teeth in a jar? But my husband finally made me take them off the bookcase in the living room. I ended up mailing them to a friend of his.
2)As sick as this may sound, I couldn't imagine you NOT sharing these photos with all of us, who are bizarrely intertwined in your lives. Thank you for sharing.
Hang in there, kiddo. Laughter IS the best medicine, and your sense of humor (sick as it is) will help you get well!
88. KellyC said:
Looks very familiar to me. You'll be fine. Still yucky, though, isn't it??
89. MTSP said:
Hi Heather, I went through a similar ordeal in February with melanoma on my scalp so I know exactly how you feel. My damn hair STILL hasn't grown back on that spot. I have a checkup in Sept, but the doctor thinks I am ok. Total scare and now I am super-paranoid about my skin. But I am so glad you got it taken care of early. There are tons of people who wait until it's too late.
THANK YOU for advocating sunscreen! I am constantly telling my friends & family to put it on. People don't realize how dangerous it is to not wear it. Especially for kids, since my oncologist said most of the damage was done when I was a kid.
90. Kristin D said:
I have had three cancerous moles removed, in similar locations and I have to go to the dermatologist once a year so he can inspect me naked because I have about 300 billion freckle/moles all over my body.
It was scary at first but now it's kind of like getting my teeth cleaned.
But I never go outside without SPF 25, at minimum.
91. Stacey said:
Yeah, I'm going next week to get two spots checked out.
Skin cancer in my family like a bad cold. Everyone gets it.
92. riot_siren said:
I'm going to show this post to my boyfriend, who is the king of creepy, irregular, sentient moles that speak to me while we're asleep. He has this one tag mole on his stomach...he hates it when I play with it. Which is why he should get it removed, duh!
So glad you're okay, btw.
93. barbie2be said:
hang in there, heather! and remember to get any suspicious looking freckles or moles checked anually!
94. Nomad said:
Erin- Thanks, so much for the medical photograph idea. I was seriously wondering about that as I was reading Heather's post. Debating whether or not if it would work. I'm going to be taking some pictures of some suspicious spots and start to document any changes.
Heather- Thank you for sharing this. If for no other reason than helping us all remember that none of us are safe by thinking "it won't happen to me".
95. Meg said:
Oh, shit. Why in God's name, when my grandfather having had half his HEAD removed for skin cancer didn't stop me, is this making me want to stop my wicked ways?
Heather, I am so glad it's getting taken care of. And the jagged line of stitches makes you look tough and intimidating and ruggedly sexy.
And smarter than most of us.
96. Melanieflorida said:
After you've finished being poked and prodded, you can buy yourself some nice big hats and lather yourself in a nice shade of pink zinc. You can also wear big plastic "pearl" necklaces and change your name to Myrtle.
On a serious note ... so glad you're getting all this taken care of and that you have a good doctor.
97. monkey said:
I'm making a mental note to get a skin check, since I'm already a vampire who shrieks if sun touches her.
Good luck, and kick that cancer's ass.
98. b. said:
thanks so much for sharing these pictures. it's a bummer you have to go through this, but you've just made me an avid sunblock-wearer (and my son) FOREVER. and i live in AZ, so i need it. thank you! and beat Ed to death.
99. hopefulloser said:
I'm making an appointment right now to get my skin checked too! Now I'm skeptical of every spot on me!
good luck with all your spots. I would use another exclamation point but didn't want to hog them all.
100. mdstblz said:
I am so glad that Ed will be wasting away in a small plastic vial in a pool of its own urine... I sure hope that everything else comes back with a nice peppy name like Amber or something (because we all know that Amber could not possibly be anything other than a nice sort of spot)... and thank you. I went to the doctor myself, in part influenced by you and by own siblets removal of a pesky spot... I am free but with a few yellow bert alert areas... just thought I would share.
101. Erica America said:
The other day my Mom told me she had a spot on her nose that looked scar-like and she was wondering if she should get it checked out, then I was all "Oh my GAWD - it's basal cell carcinoma - Dooce has it and I read all about it on the computing box - get thee to a doctory!" So see, you're helping save lives. Sending you a virtual lollipop O-- for being a very brave girl. Heal well.
102. merseydotes said:
I'm sorry you're going through this, Heather.
And right at the time your health insurance premiums go up! At least you can't say that you're not getting your money's worth from your insurance. The next time they jack your rates up, you should really milk the system and blow out a knee or get something that requires a long hospital stay.
And thanks for the reminder to cover up and wear sunscreen.
103. kierewalker said:
Swooping in with the wonderful news: just because your extra spots look funny doesn't necessarily mean they're malignant. Of course, if you ever have a mole that isn't uniform in color, doesn't grow hairs, or changes shape: get it checked! But the good news is that this stuff can occur with moles that aren't cancerous. Only a biopsy can tell you for sure. In the meantime, sunscreen is the shit (a subject expounded upon by numerous posters)!
Again, thank you for sharing this with your readers. I credit you for letting a number of people know that those funny-looking dark spots might not be so kosher after all. Here's hoping those little moles are healthy as horses.
104. Michael said:
You're keeping "Ed" at home? In your house? With your child and dog? (We do not acknowledge husbands who put clogs in dishwashers.) Be ye not so stupid! I let the pathologist keep the damn ugly big thing the surgeon dug out of my "lower intestine" (no more details, thank you) in 2002. Science needed it, I didn't, end of discussion.
105. HDC said:
Calling around to schedule a mole check right now.... Take care of yourself Dooce! And be sure to bring lotsa sunscreen to San Jose this weekend - it's gonna be over 100 all weekend. Bring a hat too =).
106. DDM said:
Giant, enveloping, warm hugs to you. Without touching Ed's Former Home, of course.
107. nancy robbins said:
I too have many scars from biopsy from Basil Cell Skin cancer's and one looks just like a "water bug" on my upper chest. when my kids were young they use to tell everyone that i had bugs on my chest!
I'm sorry you have now joined the sun burns of yesterday club. I have had so many biopsy that I now think of it like a weight loss clinic. every 6 months they take chunks of skin and send them of the the lab.
Try not to lift anything to heavey, thats when the stitches stretch and you end up with the 'bug scars'
Good luck with the other 'spots'. i hope they are negitive.
108. Karen said:
I lost my mother when I was 13 to skin cancer so this does hit close to home for me. I have no words to express my gratitude for you showing this to everyone and educating them about skin cancer.
It is so preventable yet so many people are just lazy about it. No matter where I go I always have a layer of 45 SPF on at all times. Plus I know in 20 years my skin won't look like leather like so many other people who spend their days tanning.
109. Chloe said:
Had a squamous cell removed from my forehead several years ago and now use a fabu sunscreen, L'Oreal's Ombrelle. Unfortunately, not available in the States but in Canada, and has all the right ingredients, no weird smell.
Good luck to you. I have a close friend who must do self-administered chemo to facial features several times a year and it's no picnic.
110. Wendy Mac said:
I am so sorry, Heather.
I am glad you can twist the positive spin on this, and be a springboard for other people. My daughter is pale and I lather her in sunscreen, but I always worry if it is enough.
Now I can finally stick my tongue out at those who laugh at me for using SPF 50.
111. Kari said:
Happy Birthday! You have cancer.
That sucks.
112. twisted said:
Well, the good news is that a wicked sense of humor comes in handy when fighting cancer. And if you get bored you can connect the dots.
113. Molly Zoot said:
Death to Ed and his whole da*n family.....Hang in there Dooce
114. Talon said:
Okay love, now MOLES are scary fuckers. That's where my lovely melenoma was. In a mole on my butt. However...when my dermatologist saw it, he wanted to remove it RIGHT THEN AND THERE...so if your doctor didn't say that...then that's a good sign, yes? (yes, I will cling to ANY shred of good hoping sort of things)
Fare thee well to Ed...the departed, but not missed basal cell carcinoma.
And hang in there. I love my cancer scars (not all of them were cancer, but I had LOTS of moles removed after the big one...but then I'm REALLY weird too) and don't neglect the palms of your hands and soles of your feet as far as moles go. They're not supposed to be there, so if you see any get them removed post haste!!
Cancer, even common cancer is scary. The threat of cancer if possible is even scarrier.
Please to be keeping us posted. *squeezes from a virtual stranger*
115. napangel said:
Good luck, Heather.
And know that I slather Max and Gus with sunscreen whenever they're out in the sun.
Take care.
116. Franca said:
stay strong and don't let Ed bring you down. it's not worth it. fight that f**er and his buddies.
117. IQpierce said:
dooce has a baby:
"Wow dooce must think she's the first person in the world to have a baby, sheesh!"
dooce has post-partum depression:
"Pssh, poor dooce has to change diapers. This woman actually thinks her life is hard?!?!"
dooce commits herself to a psychiatric hospital:
"Oh boo hoo, dooce feels like killing herself! Some people just need some common sense slapped into them."
dooce gets skin cancer in her arm:
"This woman is pathetic. She thinks her cancer is bad? Your cancer is the Glass Joe in the Mike Tyson's Punch-Out of cancer! Your cancer is NOTHING compared to this cancer that my cousin's uncle's ex-wife had!!!"
And a sneak preview of the responses to next month's posts, in which dooce is run over by a tractor and left a quadripalegic:
"Oh LORD now she's complaining that she doesn't have any arms or legs?!?! Aww, poor widdle dooce has to GET SERVED HAND AND FOOT! Doesn't she realize that she can kick back and take it easy from here on out?!?! Maybe she should realize that some of us aren't lucky enough to get to WORK FROM HOME!!!"
118. MetroDad said:
As always, Heather, I stand in awe of you and your ability to take a lighter perspective when things are going badly. This must be frightfully scary for you and I just wanted to say that I hope everything works out for the best. Hang in there! And yes, I will stay out of the sun from now on.
119. JeniG said:
1. The fact that another 'Jeni' posts on your blog weirds me out and I always think, 'Did I already comment? Why don't I remember?'.
2. I mentioned your on going crayon (crown vs. cray-on) war today in my blog and thought of you.
3. I'm sorry about the mole drama. I, too, am covered head to toe in moles and have had many removed. So far, none have been cancer, but I'm only 25, so I'm waiting for the day the news changes.
4. I have been using Aveeno 45 sunscreen that blocks both the UVA and UVB sun rays and it works really well for me. I use the oil free kind so I can use it on my face. I apologize for the unsolicited advice, but us fair skinned, mole-y people have to stick together.
Feel better.
120. brandy said:
Thanks Heather for posting this.
I think a lot of women in our age bracket weren't so sun savvy when they were young. Who didn't cover themselves in baby oil and lay out in the sun frying all day?!
Hang in there!
ps. Stitches freak me out!
121. Wicked H said:
Laughter is the best medicine they say. Bravo to you for sharing these scary times so the rest of us will take heed.
Wishing you a speedy recovery and benign results in the future.
Not the best way to ring in your birthday. Happy belated wishes. Happiness on your birthday and ALL days.
122. PinkPoppies said:
Again, thank you for sharing. There's nothing like the voice of personal experience to reach more than some tacky poster in the drug store. You may know this, but in case others don't, there are clothes you can buy (quite nice looking too) that have special fibres to block the harmful rays. They also make neat bathing suits for kids with the same amterial (Australian I think). Take care, and remember everyone: Slip, Slap, Slop. Slip on a shirt, Slap on some sunscreen, and slop on a hat.
123. Varla said:
Dooce, you are awesome. Glad Ed has been evicted, (and don't let the door hit you in the butt on the way out now, ya' hear?).
124. lawyerish said:
ACK. Skin cancer, I fear you! Heather, it totally sucks that you have to go through this; but here again you are able to use this medium to spread an extremely urgent message.
I am suuuuuper fair - red hair, freckles, pale pale pale skin - and I am a nut about sunscreen. But even I forget that walking to and from the subway or sitting out at a cafe is dangerous, and we all have to recognize that, as you noted, it's not just "layin' out" or being on the beach that puts us at risk. It's just moving around outdoors, being human beings. So lather up, everyone! (and don't forget the hats - your scalp is one of the most vulnerable spots!)
(Also - the title of this post LEAPT off the page at me because I have an ex named Ed. Of course, I don't wish him death or anything, but for a second the association could not be suppressed.)
125. Miranda Corbell said:
I've had a weirdness on my shoulder for a while now that I haven't liked the looks of, and your bout with Ed has made me call my dermatologist for an appointment. I go in next week. Hopefully mine won't be cancer, but if it is, thank you for making me take care of it sooner rather than later.
126. eddeaux said:
Ouch. Glad it is all taken care of... it was stressing me out!
127. vinsanity said:
Thank God I'm Asian and (almost) immune to such ... inconveniences.
1 down and 2 to go, eh? It's alright. I'm sure that Jon will like the scars.
Nerds always dig chicks with scars.
128. ortizzle said:
I had a tumor removed from my armpit several years back. I had spent a very scary ten days previous to the operation convinced that it was Hodgkins and that my days were numbered. The post-surgical lab report revealed that it was a calcified non-malignant tumor. By the time I got around to asking the surgeon if I could take it home in a jar, it was out of the lab, on a high speed train ride to Tumorlandia.
My doctor (and my friends for that matter) could not understand why on earth I would want the dirty disgusting tumor, even a non-malignant one. Well... as much as I hate the word, I think *closure* has a lot to do with it. If you can give it a name, look at it in a jar, and eventually toss it onto a bonfire, flush it down the toilet, or bury it in the back yard with a fitting eulogy, it makes you feel as if *you* are in a position of power (read *control*), and not the beast that reared its ugly head.
Thank you for sending us all scurrying to the dermatologist.
Thank you for warning us to O.D. on sunscreen.
R.I.P., Ed, wherever you are. And the same for the pesky moles.
Take care, Heather, and keep us posted.
129. MeL said:
Ugh. This is SO not helping me in my quest to procrastinate making an appointment with the dermatologist.
I've heard about the inspection they do.
So far only my husband, OB/GYN, and hospital nurses (and the car full of guys next to us the time I was a really drunken passenger in a car on the freeway) have seen those bits of me. Do I REALLY need to add another stranger to that list?
Apparently so. *sigh* Adding to mental to-do list for next week.
Glad you evicted your unwanted tenant successfully. I hear dysentary amoebas make way cooler parasites than cancer, anyway. At least you'd get to poop regularly. ;)
130. lisser said:
About, oh, two years ago, my beloved had a bit of chest (just below the collarbone) removed because of a basal cell carcinoma. He also had two wee bits of back removed. Fine since then, with regular check-ups.
We have since become sunscreen junkies. We have a bottle in the car, a bottle on the workbench in the basement, a bottle in the kitchen cabinet, and we have a few stashed away in the medicine cabinet. And yeah, the Pit That Was ED is yucky, yes, but think of it a cosmic warning to wear yer spf 125. Oh, and get one of those scar bandaid packages from the drugstore. The carcinoma removal can leave (as it did w/beloved) a significant keloid. We call it his Frankenstein scar. Then again, if you let the keloid be, you can scar the spawn with it when she doesn't want to wear sunscreen. "See, Mama (or, in our case, Daddy) didn't wear sunscreen and NOW look at her!"
Good health to you.
131. veronica said:
Hey Heather - I wish you the best of luck. I had four moles removed last week to be on the safe side, and while it's not a fun thing to do, it's better than having to worry about it later. Hey everyone! Get those buggers checked out!
132. Martin said:
After seeing those photos I will now immerse my pale, freckly body into a deep vat of 30+ SPF and I'm not coming out 'til the sun has finished greedily gorging on its gas and imploded into itself. I won't even peek.
Glad to hear you're getting it sorted - good luck with the other two!
133. Mack'sMom said:
I am a registered EMT who thinks nothing of controlling bleeding or doing CPR on a 300 lbs. person (trust me, it's not any fun!) but why is it I'm so creeped out by stitches? They remind me of spiders, but really I don't mind spiders!
As soon I saw your photos it was like little alien bugs started crawling all over my body, so Leta's expression I'm sure is what I looked like.
The fact that there seems to be more, you've scared me straight. Actually I'm very good about putting on my sunscreen, but I seems to miss spots! I'm sure I have plenty of sun damage from when I was kid...by back and shoulders are covered in freckles.
You're a strong person, and you have a wonderful family there for you....
You'll kick the Mo'Fo'!
134. jody2ms said:
I am right there with ya. I just had one removed today as well, and posted a pic on my blog.
It is the 3rd one that I have had removed. The first 2 were basal.
With a Danish father, and 20 years of surfing, I was not surprised to have them pop up.
Hang in there, be super vigilant with body checks and get them removed as soon as they pop up. It is the ones that grow and grow that require huge excisions and reconstructive surgery.
135. Coelecanth said:
"Ed is dead baby, Ed is dead."
One thing most people don't know about sunscreen is that it inhibits vitamin D production. Not saying don't use it, but keep this in mind.
http://tinyurl.com/g96eo
136. PK said:
Thinking good thoughts for you.
137. Rumblelizard said:
Best wishes for a fast recovery and a complete end to any canceriferous incidents! Sunscreen recommendation for your face (I have to wear 1,000 spf sunscreen at all times because I'm extremely fair-skinned and also have rosacea, which hates the sun) is Neutrogena 30 SPF Sensitive Skin sunblock. It's oil and fragrance free, and doesn't irritate even my skin, which gets irritated if someone even looks at it too hard. Also, read this article for key info on which sunblocks actually work and which are total bunk: http://www.medindia.net/news/view_news_main.asp?x=11606
138. Yarn Harlot said:
As a fellow pasty skinned fair-folk living in fear of my own wee buddy Ed, I feel compelled to applaud your call for covering up, and caution everybody not to put too much stock in sunscreen. I'm not sayin' don't wear it, because that would be stupid, but there have been several studies done in the last few years that would indicate that sunscreen isn't the magic shield that we had all hoped for. While it would seem to be a darned good thing to throw against your kind of cancer (which is a pretty sucky thing to have happen to you) sunscreen doesn't protect as well (or at all, depending on who you ask) against melanoma, which is far deadlier. Trouble is, folks don't know that their sunscreen is only protecting them against one kind, so they lather up and stay out all day, increasing their risk of the other kind. We all need sunscreen and hats and long sleeves and to stay largely out of the sun.
I'm including this link to a great article that articulates it far better than I ever could:
http://www.motherjones.com/news/outfront/1998/05/wellbeing.html?welcome=...
and I reccomend reading it, but I wouldn't go off on a big google-fu episode or anything. It can give you the willies bad enough that you're slapping black paper over all your windows and living like something out of Nosferatu.
139. Emily said:
Oh Heather, you are doing so much good by just sharing this information with people.
If there is a god, I hope she is kind.
We all LOVE YOU and RESPECT YOUR COURAGE!!!!
SPF 50 is at the ready.....
140. PixieMegh said:
Wow! All I have to say is that my hubby had one similar to that removed because I said it was ugly. It was pre-cancerous. He, like a dummy, didn't ask to be mapped or have any of 3 other funky moles looked at at the same time. After seeing this, I'm making him make an appointment 1st thing in the morning!
Heather, thank you so much for your courage to post your personal trials. You help so many people to either a) laugh through their own similar problems or b) raise awareness for said issues. Love, hope and prayers being sent your way for those other little buggers!
141. mediaguy74 said:
Heather-
I have had 5 removed myself. Only 1 had traces of pre cancer cells. I am sure you will be fine soon. The scar becomes barely visable as time goes on.
In other news I have seen your name mentioned alot in recent days due to this website and woman. http://www.petiteanglaise.com. Any comment on this and have you reached out to your counterpart in france?
142. kat e said:
You're not alone, Heather: when I had my tonsils removed in the 3rd grade, I asked if I could take them home with me. Surprisingly enough, they let me. Unfortunately, they sent them home with me in an opaque container; needless to say, when I opened it to look at the tonsils, the stench was enough to knock you out. Here's to Ed's final hours!
143. Todd kravos said:
Here's to wishing you a speedy recovery and as little discomfort as possible; i'm sure a fifth of your favorite liquor would certainly do the trick ;)
-be well-
144. Chantel said:
I've got a hundred gazillion and 1,200,456 freckles on me. My doctor has her work cut out for her next week.
Good luck and, death to Ed.
145. Julianna said:
I hope everything goes well for you. being a whitey myself, I have tried to cover up but recently got 2 bad burns.. for the first time. My dad had pre-cancerous moles and such.. I am probably doomed. People think I am crazy because I respect my husband's religion and cover up (married a Muslim, don't cover my hair! I'm not Muslim) but I decided not only for him but also for me.. because the sun is killer. I did it 50% for health reasons alone.
146. The Lizzy said:
I had about 6 moles removed on my back, one on my shoulder, and one on my forearm/elbow (which left a HUGE scar).
So I feel your pain.
Make Jon change your bandages and rub the scars with Mederma.
147. chollyson said:
I enjoy the fact that you went with Ed; it is totally a logical choice to designate to your cancerous entity.
148. saywha? said:
Awww, man. Sorry about the cancer.It really is sucky. I think you should FedX Ed to Washington. "Mr.Ed Goes To Washington". Yes.
I use punctuation with wild abandonment, please don't make fun.
149. HotDrWife said:
I had three moles removed last week that were suspicious, but don't hold a candle to Ed! I agree - make sure you use sunscreen and pay close attention the little buggers on your body. And your children, too.
150. islaygirl said:
now i'm completely freaked out about the weird mutating spot on my leg. hope you're feeling ok, and i feel your pain on the self-employed insurance stuff. most of the time it's awesome to be your own boss, but that damn lack of group insurance is the pits.
151. Joeythegirl said:
I'm SOOOOOOOO glad you posted pictures. I've wanted to see what Ed looked like since you first posted about "him".
I'm one of those weirdos that likes to see and post wounds of an interesting nature. My blog readers were fairly grossed out when I posted pics of my husbands staples from his Gall Bladder surgery this past January, no blood or gore just staples.
I've also been through the biopsy process on several moles before. I never got any stitches so when my "holes" healed they looked like large white freckles, now they look like large regular colored freckles. Luckily mine were benign. Sending you healthy vibes from Arizona! Actually we'll be in Salt Lake for 10 days starting tomorrow...so maybe the vibes will grow stronger the closer we get?
152. Joeythegirl said:
Forgot to mention that you are SO right about your nephew Benjamin...I can't believe how much he looks like Spencer W. Kimball! The ears, nose and bald head. Ha Ha Ha! Hilarious!
153. mermaids103 said:
i'll send good thoughts your way for Ed's little friends. if you're up to it, send some this way. dh had more biopsies done this week. he's had so many that we have lost count. he's had so many come back as melanoma or "pre-cancerous" that we've lost count of those too. some people think, "oh, it's just skin cancer. they cut it out and it's no big deal." yeah, well, it's a big, big deal when it happens in your house. if you stay vigilant, it can be managed quite well. however staying vigilant eats up a lot your day and your stress level.
154. CTMH_Lori said:
Heather,
I've read your blog for almost a year now but I have never commented before. I just want to tell you how thankful I am that you share your life with complete strangers. Your writing makes me laugh out loud one day, and cry the next. Keep your spirits up! I'm pulling for you with this cancer battle. I'm also a fair-skinned gal, so you better believe I'll be wearing the sunscreen every day from now on.
As an aside, did anyone else read "laboratory" as "la-BORE-ah-torry" or am I the only weirdo here??
155. Pioneer Woman said:
You and I have the same skin. Exactly. And you're right. It's never over. In the back of my mind, I'm always thinking the big "M" is getting closer and closer.
As I sip my wine tonight, I'll give thanks that Ed is dead and pray his evil cousins don't ever come to avenge him.
156. Bill said:
I've decided just to mix sunscreen with gin and drink it. What's the harm?
157. Lynnster, yeah said:
Aww..... Heather, hang in there.
PS My dog that looks like Chuck and all his colleagues lick the plates too, to hell with the naysayers...
158. thleen said:
Hasta la pasta, Ed.
Good job, Heather. And thanks for being proactive and sharing the lesson with all of us.
159. ads510 said:
i'm a long time visitor, first time commenter. heather, i LOVE your site. I first found you thru a link on a friend's blog and soon had to read all about your pregnancy and baby experiences, as I am currently 11 weeks pregnant myself.
But anyway, I hope that Ed is the last of your cancer woes and I wish you the best as you get the rest of your gang removed. I have always been a sun worshipper myself, but you have scared me into wearing sunscreen. Thanks for running such a wonderful site!
160. Hedy said:
Oh, I've been there before. It's not fun, I know! And the mole patrols once a year... ugh! But the good news is I haven't had any for five years now. Hopefully, these initial carcinomas will be it for you, too. I completely agree! SUNSCREEN! FOR EVERYONE!!!
Best of luck!
-Hedy
161. kerri said:
I was thinking of wearing all black in mourning of your dear and beloved Ed. But then I realized, hey, Ed was a bastard. And also, a bringer of the stitches. And then I also realized that it's 90+ degrees outside, so black is just plain impractical as a wardrobe choice.
Better luck next time, Eddie. Or you know, suck eggs.
162. Holly said:
Hey,
I've been reading for a few months but this is my first comment. Glad your bcc is gone. I just went through it myself except it was on my face, so I had to have special surgery. Tomorrow it will two weeks since the surgery, and then the last of the bandages come off. Stitches were out a week ago to lighten the scarring, so now there's just steri-strips on top. I'll have a 1.5 inch scar from my eye to my hairline...but it was worth it to be able to say i'm cancer free again.
When I first found out I had it, I didn't know anyone who had in the past, and I wished more people would talk about it. Glad you're doing your part to scare people into wearing sunscreen! I bet Leta's gonna be one of the best sun-protected children ever. ;-)
I love your whole site, especially the monthly newsletter to Leta. Those are so awesome!
163. Danielle71 said:
I had a similar situation back in January. I noticed one of my moles had a bit of a red spot in it and went in to get it checked out. I was 22 weeks pregnant and just thought that the moles were changing because of hormones. Not the case. The mole came back as having cells consistent with melanoma. They just hadn't finished mutating yet. A nearby mole came back as severly a-typical. I had to have outpatient surgery and now have two 2-inch long scars on my thigh. I went in for my 3 month check up and had one taken off of my hand. That came back as moderatly a-typical and more outpatient surgery, 2 inch scar on my hand. Just went back and had one taken off of my leg, just a-typical so the doctor was able to take that out in the office, with 3 stitches afterwards. I'm turning into the Bride of Frankenstein. Hang in there. At least they are cutting this stuff out of you before it spreads and does some real damage.
Love,
D
164. ann said:
amen, sister, amen.
165. Herb Fairy said:
I am very glad that you got that taken care of. Along with the sun protection I also want to remind all the wonderful women to get annual Pap tests. I know. Like anyone wants to hear about that. On Aug. 11 I get to to have some unruley cells burned off my cervix by the LEEP procedure. Fun!!! I can hardly wait!!
166. TerraT said:
Those damn Eds are always trying to take over the best neighborhoods.
If you want I hear there are many concerned individuals that meet to keep 'their kind' out.
Here's crossing my fingers for you
167. Kim Horwedel said:
i hesitate to post unsolicited advice, but if the other lesions being removed are even remotely suspicious for melanoma, make sure it's not a shave biopsy. everything about a melanoma depends on its depth, and the shave biopsy totally ruins the chance to accurately determine it.
good luck to you. i find it a little frustrating that so many people who have posted here seem to have ignored all of the publicity and warnings about the dangers of sun exposure and are now suddenly because of your post changing their ways. but, if you have that kind of power, then i am happy you're able to use it for good.
168. Kate said:
I thought it was a bug at first too! That burrowed into your arm. I screamed inside.
But again, Heather, good luck. You're going to be okay. You've got the whole world supporting you now.. (or at least your fanbase, which should be the whole world anyway.)
169. tigerlily said:
I have always joked that I won't be surprised if I have skin cancer by the time I'm thirty. I spent years outside as a lifeguard and swim instructor, and have had some severe sunburns during my life. I used to hate being so white but I've come to be quite content with the lack of sun touching my skin, and slathering on the sunblock over the past while.
Shortly before your original post about Ed I noticed a mole that seems to have changed, and have promised myself that I will have it looked at. When I made a comment last night about it to some friends they went "yeah, but it's not like skin cancer's going to kill ya". I shouldn't have been shocked, as they both smoke [and one has the most OUTLANDISH thoughts about her reasons for not quitting] but I still stood there in shocked silence and stated "are you kidding me?"
Thank you for sharing this with us, in hopes that everyone will start to wear even just a little bit more sunblock. Sending lots of happy vibes your way.
170. TiffyWiffyPooPooWanna said:
Good riddance, Ed. (I never liked him anyway.) Good luck with the other spots!
171. Joanne said:
I'm glad Ed met a horrible death. Serves him right.
I hear ya about that initial needle prick, though - my BCC was right aside of my nose. Having novocain injected into my nose was the most excruciating experience (well, I'm sure there are worse experiences, perhaps I just haven't had them yet).
Take comfort in the fact that the body is quite elastic, and I'm sure in no time at all you'll hardly even see evidence that Ed was ever a resident in your body. When I first saw my stiches, I thought I'd have a horrible scar right there in the middle of my face. Now, unless I actually tell someone I had a BCC gouged from my nose, no one would ever even notice. After you get the stiches out, Neosporin or Vaseline works wonders to keep the area hydrated and the skin happy.
Someone told me there's actually SPF clothing out there. I personally haven't seen it yet, but it may be worth looking into...
I hope the other two offending little fu*****(ahem) residents are removed without incident. All the best!
Joanne
172. RushMeMyFree said:
You are an amazing person and you've been very kind to give us your thoughts on everything that's been happening to you, especially with such wit and candor. Happiness and health to you on this and all your future birthdays.
173. Mab said:
Glad you're ok - sorry there's more. I have one that's been removed too. Neosporin!! And whatever ani-scarring stuff you can get - because the scar can be ugly. And don't you dare pick this one - trust me, you won't be happy with the result. Mine came out looking worse than it started (totally my fault, of course)
174. jessiker said:
May Ed rest in peace. Or pieces...whichever you prefer.
I hope you're hanging in there, girl. We need our Dooce!!
I'm so sorry about all this. Take care of you and your family first. My thoughts are with you.
175. Julie said:
Dude, based on what you said the other day I pictured this being MUCH worse than what it actually is. Not that I'm making light of your situation... just letting you know that I've known at least three other people with larger basal cell carcinomas that turned out to be absolutely nothing in the long run. And, all of us have little enemy spots all over us. You're going to be just fine, Heather, and I'm really glad for that. ;-)
176. RedneckDiva said:
I just sincerely hope your doctor was higher up in her Cancer-Removing class in med school than she was in her Stitch-Giving class. Those things look angry! Very angry, pokey stitches.
177. pitt_chick said:
Death to Ed and his no-good cousins! This isn't easy to deal with, I know, but we're all rooting for you.
--Amanda
178. ecobabe said:
Yep, looks just like the one I had cut out of my shoulder. Keep it covered with a steri strip so that the scar heals well. I didn't and went back swimming regularly after the stitches came out and my scar is now revoltingly wide.
Glad the prcoedure wasn't too traumatic, I had to spend two days sitting on the couch after mine (well I was 7 months pregnant and experiencing low blood pressure spells as well)
Happy healing and take care
179. Brittany Hunter said: