About a year and a half ago I noticed what I thought was a scar on my left shoulder that seemed to be increasing in circumference very slowly. A few months later while getting a general check-up with my doctor, I showed her the scar and she said to keep an eye on it, that we'd take another look at it the next time I was in. It was soon after that Jon left his job and we lost our insurance, and then several months later when we finally found an insurance group that would cover us I refused to go to the doctor for any reason because I would rather spend the money on something more important to our lives than my health. Like cable television.
That scar has continued to grow despite my attempts to ignore it. I often cover it up with a little bit of make-up whenever I wear a tank-top because I've grown tired of the terrified looks, the stolen glances that do nothing to mask the horror in people's faces when they realize that they are standing within inches of a leper. My mother is the worst, and if she ever stops by the house before I've had the chance to cover it up she is compelled to point it out and talk about it out loud: EVERYONE, BEHOLD. AN OPEN SORE IS AMONG US. And then horror of all horrors, she will point to it with her index finger. I have to try very hard not to lean over and bite that finger off at the knuckle.
She used to do this all the time when I had a pimple, point it out to me as if I didn't know it was there in the first place. Bulletin: I WAS ACTUALLY TRYING TO FORGET IT WAS THERE, BUT THANK YOU FOR THE REMINDER, MOM. I forgive her for this, though, because I have experienced the same urge with Leta and have actively had to fight it. So many times she will round the corner into the room with a giant, nubbly green booger sitting in the opening of her nostril. My instinct is to throw my entire body at it, because I can't imagine that she is getting enough oxygen, not with that obstruction. My fingers will involuntarily twitch with the urge to pluck or flick, but if she is okay to walk around with the bumpy toe of a troll sticking out of her nose, why can't I be?
Last week I had to give in and go see my doctor because all of my prescriptions were about to run out, including the one for the medicine that prevents me from speaking in tongues. My doctor is a unique woman, very smart and adorably odd, and she speaks with a Northeast accent that makes her sound as if she is the one who is teaching my daughter how to speak. Leta has a very surprising accent -- she throws a bwall, like to twahlk on the phone, thinks her fwather is the most chwarming man, and loves to play cwards while watching reruns of "Who Wants to be a Millionaire." I guess when you combine the accents of her parents, Southern Drawl with Northern Utah Farm Speak, you get New York Jewish Cat Lady.
This time when she looked at my scar her eyes got as big as the hubcaps on our truck, and she said she'd need to take a biopsy to make sure it wasn't something dangerous. When she said "biopsy" I asked her how much that would cost, because if it costs more than a casket I might need to weigh my options. She asked why I cared, wouldn't my insurance cover it? And when I told her that I was self-employed, that my insurance was the equivalent of no insurance at all, we got into an uncomfortable discussion about what I do for a living. We got all the way to the part where she realized I was a blogger, except when that came out of her mouth it really did sound like a diagnosis: malignant blogger. And then I turned the conversation around before it went any further. She already has intimate knowledge of my lady parts, and knows the exact shape of my right ovary. Why give her my URL when there is nothing left to learn about me?
The results of the biopsy came back a few days ago and indicated that I have a Basal Cell Carcinoma, The Most Common of All Cancers. It is not a melanoma, and most likely will not kill me, but the fact that I have one at my age is cause for concern. It is the result of many years of negligence on my part, of all those times I never fully protected my skin from the sun. I'd say it wasn't ever willful negligence, necessarily, maybe just a huge portion of carelessness mixed with laziness and the idiotic assumption that it would never happen to me.
Now I'm afraid to go near a window else a ray of sun touch my skin and kill me instantly. Irrational, yes, but look what being rational got me in the first place: CANCER. Next week she is going to cut the whole thing out of my arm, and then I am going to bring it home and plant it in a jar next to the kitchen window. I will name it Ed.
1. Alana said:
Good luck with that; and keep us posted!
2. Molicious said:
I'm so sorry this has happened. I hope your recovery is speedy for sure. You'll be in my thoughts.
3. Pepius said:
I've been worried since yesterday's post.
Heather, I'm with you. We all are.
Hugs.
4. Lauren McMahon said:
Heather, so sorry to hear about this! Best wishes, and congratulations on coining the term "malignant blogger." Add that one to the Armstrong Media Lexigraphical Legacy for sure.
5. zchristy said:
I'm so sorry, Heather. I think we're all guilty of forgetting or laziness in sunscreen application. It hasn't been *that* long since the sun wasn't the laser beam making skin moltent that it is now.
Here's to keeping the rest of your torso and a speedy recovery.
6. The Pink Bride said:
Heather, the c-word (no, not THAT one!) is so scary. Keep us updated. In the meantime, you're in my thoughts and my (liberal, Episcopal) prayers. Try to keep your mind off of things by getting drunk and having lots of chocolate. Um, I mean by spending time with family and friends. All the best.
7. di said:
Yikes! I used to regularly lie out in the sun and get tanned every summer. Now, 20 years later, I regularly avoid the sun and slather up with sunscreen when I can't avoid it. Please keep us posted on how that goes! Perhaps you could do a pay-per-view picture of the ever-growing scar to get some extra $$ to pay for all the biopsying and removal!
8. Billygean.co.uk said:
Well, I'm extremely glad you're being jovial. Sounds like after the biopsy it *will* be over, therefore the duration of your cancer will be one week and probably jus that post (and maybe a picture of the lump once it's in a jar).
Seriously keep your chin up (Dare I say it, I think I will), it is always blogging material...
Billygean
9. KaraMia said:
I know it's easier to make light of things, but keep up on the follow ups!
10. Mrs Ca said:
Wishing you the best of luck with all of that, and I hope everything turns out as well as is possible.
11. atpanda said:
Oh man, I feel you on this one. About a year ago I noticed a lump on the back of my neck. I ignored it thinking that it was just some kind of lyphnod thing or something. Well, when I went for my woman exam in April I mentioned it to the doctor. I got the same wide-eyed look you did when she felt it.
My lump's name is Fred. Drop Dead Fred (you seen the movie?). Fred and I are not friends. I've had him ultrasounded and it doesn't look good. I'm going to a specialist about it.
Cancer. Scariest word. Ever.
12. Candice said:
Eeek. Cancer is scary. My thoughts and prayers are with you, Jon, Leta, and Chuck.
13. Sarah said:
Both my grandmothers have had skin cancer. My mom has had a few spots checked out, but nothing so far. And I've had sun poisoning, quite a few bad sunburns, and my skin is a shade best described as translucent. I fear what you are facing.
That said, skin cancer is highly treatable if caught and compared to other cancers, this is the one to get.
14. Anu said:
Heather, I wish you all the best with your treatment and recovery. It's amazing that you can be so positive and upbeat about all this. Take care.
16. Snickrsnack Katie said:
I was wondering yesterday when I read your entry why you weren't going into more detail about the cancer issue. I can tell it is obviously a very scary subject that you want to attempt to make humorous -- that actually seems like a great way to deal with such a worrisome thing. They always say that laughter is the best medicine - and I am sure in the Armstrong household there is always a lot of fun and laughter. I will pray that you get through this unscathed. Luckily, I have known several people who had this same diagnosis and have gone on to live normal lives with no relapses. My uncle, the palest mother fu**er in the WORLD, had skin cancer as a child and he never even was told by his parents until he was like fifty years old. And he never had a relapse. Just smear on that SPF and I am sure it won't happen again to you.
Wishing you - and Ed - lots of luck. (Post a picture of Ed!)
I know. I am sick.
17. KellyB said:
Yeah, you should be smacked around a little for that post yesterday. Not cute, missy.
But in light of the big c-word, I'll forgive you. Good luck and here's to a speedy recovery!
18. Jenn said:
I'm glad that you had it looked at, that is some scary shit. My dad has a nasty thing on his arm that I'm pretty sure is skin cancer, prompting me to pester him about it every time I see him. He's had cancerous nasties removed before and my mom has practically had to hog-tie him and drag him to the doctor's office every time.
19. rebecca said:
OMG. Dearest Heather, I wish you a speedy and total recovery. And renew my frequently half-hearted attention to sunscreen. I am sending warm and positive thoughts your way.
20. elsa marie said:
I want to crack a joke but I'm genuinely concerned for you. Still, I'm glad you could crack several jokes. Thanks for breaking it to us gently.
21. HollyRhea.com said:
Just cut your arm off. Then you can be on this website, too: http://www.lifewithoutlimbs.org/
22. Laura said:
I hear you on the crappy self-paid insurance thing. Check and see if you are eligible for a Health Savings Account. That's how we're funding my (suprise!!) pregnancy and my husband's first dental exam in like, oooooh...ten years.
Good luck to you and Ed.
23. JustLinda said:
Oh, stuff like that is scary, huh? Best to avoid doctors altogether I think. No? Not a good approach? It's also my car-maintenance approach and it seems to work OK there. Except, of course, when it doesn't.
Like Roseanne Rosannadanna said, it's always something.
I hope the scar removal goes well and Ed blossoms on your windowsill for years to come.
24. Pascha said:
I hope everything goes well for you. Cancer is scary...I was diagnosed with thyroid cancer when I was 24. My doctor kept telling me, "It's the best type of cancer you can get. It's the easiest to cure." I believed in him, and sure enough, I no longer have it.
Fast forward two years, to when my husband and I got married. (This was just a little over a year ago.) Two weeks before out wedding, I noticed a large mass on his neck, and I immediately freaked the fuck out, convinced he had thryoid cancer. Two weeks after we married, it was confirmed that he also had thyroid cancer.
Unlike dealing with my own, I was unable to keep humor as a savior this time, but luckily he was. He calmed me down, reminded me everyday that everything turned out fine with me. I was infinitely more scared for him than I was for myself, especially since my mil's neighbor (the neighbor was a 31 year old man, my husband was 30) had just died from the same type of thyroid cancer.
Point of my story: Please don't lose sight of the fact that you will be ok.
25. Torrie said:
I cannot tell you how glad I am that it's not melanoma.
26. Jennifer Schutz said:
Cancer sucks. If anyone can beat it, it's you. My mother had the same type of cancer a few years ago, had it cut out, and hasn't had a problem since. I hope things go just as well for you.
Now on to more important topics -- what IS IT with people and needing to point out zits? My boyfriend does it every SINGLE time I get one. I am very self-conscious about my problems with adult acne, I see a dermatologist, I use three different prescriptions, and he knows all of this. But still, he feels the need to tell me "You've got a zit on your cheek", like I'm going to say "Oh! Thank you so much for telling me! I hadn't noticed, and I was hoping that would appear soon. Hooray!".
However, I'll go the whole afternoon with a hunk of food stuck in my teeth and he won't alert me.
27. Nickie said:
Think of it this way - you're the martyr for your family. Don't they say 1 out of 3 people develop cancer? So you've taken it on so Jon and Leta don't have to.
The things you do for your family!
Seriously, all the best. I hope the treatment is successful and that you have no more problems.
28. jenlovely said:
sorry about the cancer, but it could be worse.
you could have found out that you were pregnant with sextuplets.
take that in for a moment... six kids in you, six kids come out, hospital expenses out the wa-hooo, six screaming babies, six mouths to feed, six diapers to change! and only the two arms god gave you..
makes cancer seem like a day trip to the spa eh?
29. Jessica said:
I'm officially delurking to offer you my sympathies. You always have such a great attitude and I'm sure this will be something that will only serve to bring you guys even closer.
Sorry I'm not funny. :)
With love from Austin,
Jessica
30. daveyr said:
eeek! Big suckage :(
Time to play & really listen to the Baz Luhrmann track Everybody's Free (To Wear Sunscreen). Or get a ladder and fix that O-zone hole.
Seriously though, good luck with it. I can't see cancer - of any kind - not sucumming to the Dooce effect. Now, if you'd have been wearing clogs when you were younger in the sun . . .
31. Seacreature said:
At least it's the common kind and not too terribly serious. You've been through so much, this is just another blip on the screen 'o life.
Hope you are able to just get the surgery and move on without any further complications. I also hope it doesn't cost you the rest of your arm and both your legs. I know, medical costs are insane...I had no insurance for eight years and FINALLY bought my own plan last year.
Anyway, good luck to you!
32. TxSuzyQ said:
My dad has had a couple spots removed that were Basal Cell Carcinoma. I remember the first time he told me about one of them and it scared me to death, but don't panic, it's pretty easily taken care of.
I have to laugh at the thought of "Big Ed" keeping in a jar... or maybe we should call it "Special Ed"?!
Hope everything goes well for you!
Seriously.. Don't. Panic.
33. Woodpile said:
Check out Laughter Yoga. Very cool, with lots of health benifits, including cancer fighting. I love your attitude about this, keep it positive!
34. Nickie said:
Think of it this way - you're the martyr for your family. Don't they say 1 out of 3 people develop cancer? So you've taken it on so Jon and Leta don't have to.
The things you do for your family!
Seriously, all the best. I hope the treatment is successful and that you have no more problems.
35. Arty Steph said:
My mother has also had several spots removed due to her younger years as a bronzed goddess. I was also scared, but everything has been just peachy so far.
Of course, it obviously didn't scare me enough because I still spend days out in the sun with no hint of SPF anything on. Stupid.
36. Blue Dog Art said:
Yikes! I hope everything turns out for the best. Keep us posted.
37. shauna said:
oh dear! will be thinking of you, doocilicious. stupid evil sun. xx
38. drwallyb said:
I say you place Ed right on the window sill till Ed developes cancer as well. That'll teach him.
39. Tanya said:
Wishing you booze and doritos is the closest I get to prayers, so get ye many. Take care of yourself, and let us know if Ed starts sprouting in that jar.
40. arline said:
think of it as a warning sign that some of us never get. you now know to check yourself routinely for any skin changes. my mom gets these so i have to keep an eye out myself. i cringe everytime i recall her sending me out on the beach (when i was much younger) with just my bottoms on!
my mom also feels compelled to point out any zit on my face. in the depths of morning sickness we went to have lunch with her on father's day. she sat across from me and tapped her nose to point out what was on mine. as if i could have gotten my mascara on WITHOUT noticing something that big! my husband still does that when he imitates her.
41. courtney said:
I'm a freckly kinda girl with spots all over my back that I can't get a proper look at. I had several bad sunburns as a child and know I should go to a dermatologist to have a once over. You've just reminded me and convinced me that there's no time like the present. I'll be making an appointment shortly.
42. Mary Frances said:
My husband and I are also self employed and pretty much have to have brain surgery before our insurance kicks in. However, it has also challenged us to actually work hard to keep healthy. I also think it's important to note that the third (maybe second) leading cause of death in this country is our health care system, whether it's a denial for care, medication screw-ups and magic pills, dangerous hospital viruses etc. It's the most expensive and least effective system in the world. Having just major medical may not be a bad thing. Here is hope to a great recovery
43. Pioneer Woman said:
Heather,
Guess what? I had a Basal Cell Carcinoma taken off the back of my neck when I was thirty. I've kept the self-tanning industry afloat since then, and I've enjoyed joking about my status as "Cancer Survivor" ever since. Scary, but so glad it wasn't the big "M". Increased my awareness and made me feel oh-so-shallow-and-stupid for those thousand-or-so hours I spent in tanning booths during the late 80's. Live and learn.
Ree
44. Perticus said:
So when ARE you going to tell your doctor about the blog... or are you afraid that another person with intimate knowledge about your naughty bits is going to start referring to you as dooce?
45. mediaguy74 said:
Heather-
I have been to the plastic surgeon twice to have pre-skin cancer moles removed. He makes a shit load of money for 10 minutes worth of work, but its the best $$$ Ive spent. I asked while I was in there if they could suck my love handles out, but considering he doesnt accept any insurance, I opted not.
46. alanna said:
Delurking to say the above posters are absolutely right, this is highly treatable and I'm sure you'll be fine. I'm also totally on board with the inappropriate naming of things (haha, Ed?). My grandmother had a masectomy several years ago, and named her fake boob Blossom. As in, "Oh shoot, I forgot to bring Blossom to the barbecue!"
47. Be Still said:
Ah geez, what a bummer...
So sorry to hear the news. My mom had a basal cell carcinoma on her nose. Thankfully, they caught it early: the doc just used Retin-A to peel it off. She's as good as new. I'm certain you will be fine as well.
As others have suggested, you could parlay this misfortune into a "Tom Green" moment for all to see. You, of course, will probably get to wear your underpants during the procedure, unlike Mr. Green.
Good riddance Ed!
48. Laurie said:
I, too, am coming out of hiding to wish you luck.
So, good luck. I hope it's a quick road to 100% wellness.
And I hope that road is covered with chocolate and a river of vodka runs beside it. Because it's been my experience that, in times like this, alcohol and candy are not just allowed, but REQUIRED.
49. AmySilk said:
Long time lurker, first time commenter. Well, except for the email I sent you about the ejacculatte post and whether they sell it at Starbucks. I had to come out of the shadows for this.
Sending you my hopes for a painless procedure and a speedy, easy recovery. I know you'll be fine. :o) Love that you're keeping your sense of humor about it. Never thought I'd laugh through a post about cancer.
And I really think you should name it Carson. As in Carson O'Gin. :o) Sorry, that was bad, I know.
50. la_florecita said:
Holy crap, you made being diagnosed with cancer funny. Impressive.
My cousin works at M.D. Anderson and he also insists that skin cancer is the one to get as it's the most curable.
I'm going to the beach tomorrow- I think I'll go for the spf 30 instead of the 15.
For real though, it sounds a little scary and I wish you and your fam all the best.
51. Goooder said:
Yesterday when I read your post, I felt panicky. Cancer? Dooce? Is this a joke? I wrote a friend an email and asked if they had read it and thought about writing you, asking for more information. But decided you'd probably post about it soon enough and since you don't know me, it'd probably be kind of weird.
So, now that you have, I actually feel pretty relieved. You are joking about it. That's a good thing. You are tough and I expect to be reading this blog for much longer than I have (two and half years now), including in China starting in September.
I hope Dooce isn't blocked by The Great Firewall of China. I need updates!
52. sarahekite said:
My dearest Heather. I am so sorry to hear of your recent diagnoses. I too, am an incredibly young cancer patient (I'm only 21). I too, have a young child (born February 2nd, 2004). I understand the terror that comes with a diagnoses of cancer, even if it is "the most common" or "the most curable". This isn't an easy time, and no one expects you to be sane. You and your wonderful family are in my thoughts.
53. madge said:
HA HA! Elmo's subliminal dialect coaching has worked!
Seriously. Have you not noticed how thick that dude's NY accent is? Draw = DRWUAH!?! I grew up in New York and it makes me cringe, especially when I hear it coming right back out of my daughter's mouth. No amount of geographical buffer is going to protect these kids from the dreaded dropping of the "R".
Sorry about the cancer, lady. This one runs hot in my family and I've been waiting for it since I was about five. I'll be interested to read you experiences.
54. Nick Davis said:
Best of luck, you are in all of our thoughts.
55. Meretrice said:
Can I place a request that "Malignant Blogger" be the headline for your next masthead? Because that would be so hot!
On a serious note, yesterday's post had me so worried. I was thinking about sending you a strongly worded email demanding that you open comments when you drop a bombshell like that on your loving audience! Damn your open sores, think about us for a change! :)
Thanks for the update. I know you will take care of yourself, and I hope your recovery goes well.
On the bright side, you will have a physical scar to point to when Leta demands to know why you are interrupting her fun to slather coconut-scented goop all over her body.
57. mrsjenna said:
I wish you the best of luck with that, and please do keep everyone posted. The word cancer is a scary thing, no matter how small or common.
By the way, maybe you should make Ed's home outside...could possibly scare away the tarantula's, you know?
58. Msyvone said:
Hi Heather,
Don't fret too much about your Basal Cell. I personally have had two separate occurances of it, RIGHT SMACK ON MY NOSE!
I've had both removed, and had to deal with a huge honkin' wrap of gauze on it both times. It heals in about a week. It's a pain to deal with, but thankfully, its not the "dangerous cancer." It's a good excuse to go buy one of those luxuriously large sun hats, and hey, every gal needs shoes to go with the hat.
I wish you a speedy recovery, darlin! and get yourself some sunscreen!
59. Abra Leah said:
I'm terrified. TERR. I. FIIIIIED. of such things. It runs in our family too and my poor kids are always slathered in sun screen. I swear, they leave slime trails - I can always find them anywhere.
Good luck with the procedure and know that the whole Interweb is thinking of you. Well, that might not really help. But you know what I mean.
60. jes said:
Ed, indeed, is a lovely name for your cancerous blob. Perhaps a middle name? Or placing it as the centerpiece on your dinner table, and allowing Leta to lovingly fondle her very own piece of Mama, while wearing a HazMat suit?
Bonus: she'll already have her Halloween costume!
61. Erin said:
I had the same thing, except horrifyingly, on my face, last year. It started out as this little flesh toned thing that I convinced myself was a clogged pore. Well, needless to say, that "clogged pore" grew for 2 years and I ignored it. Finally, I went to a dermatologist who biopsied it and diagnosed it as cancerous. I was 31 - my oncologist said I was the youngest patient he'd seen.
I had MOHS surgery the following week, and there was a nasty, fast growing tumor underneath my little spot. I had to have plastic surgery afterwards to reconstruct the area where it was removed. Luckily, my scars are virtually invisible.
I cringe now when I hear people talk about "going tanning" or "laying out." I wish I hadn't been so stupid, and I wear 30 SPF daily.
62. andrea0418 said:
I too am also so glad it is not melanoma. My father died a little over a year ago from Malignant Melanoma (he was only 60!)
It started with a mole on his back, which they removed and he was fine for some years. Then it spread everywhere. It is a horrific cancer to have (like which ones aren't, right?)
63. dawn said:
My bf (he's 34) had a weird pimple on his face that wouldn't heal, then just as I had convinced him to get it checked out, it healed, but the mark it left kept getting bigger. He checked it out anyway, and it turned out to be BCC. Now he has a rugged scar on his face, and I call him a pirate.
It's hard to explain to people without sounding over- or under-dramatic. When someone asks what's wrong, they never expect to hear "Cancer".
Once the surgery's done you can get Polysporin ScarStrips, apparently they really do work to reduce the appearance of the scar and Vitamin E doesn't (according to the surgeon). Good luck! Keep your mom's finger away from it!
64. kendall said:
I'm praying for you, Heather. Please keep us updated.
65. HeathsB said:
i think the names of cancer make it scarier than it is... a flowering cell mass with no roots seems easier to swallow than Basal Cell Carcinoma.
66. ash said:
I wish you luck!
And you also got me thinking because ever since I started to live in Arizona I've been less careful about the sun, and who cares if I burn. Now, I'll be extra careful.
I'll be thinking about you.
67. rivetergirl said:
Last year I had a basal cell carcinoma removed from my face, right near my eye. I was 35 and very fair (my husband insists that fair isn't enough to explain my skin tone, he prefers "very, very white") and stupid for getting sunburned as much as I have.
I have become militant against the effects of the evil orb (aka the sun — boo, sun, boo). My poor daughter wears more clothes in the horrendously hot summer we have here in the high desert of Western Colorado then she does during the winter.
I heard a statistic (I have no idea if it's true, but I spout it whenever the subject of sun come us) that 80 percent of fair-skinned people will get some sort of skin cancer.
Fortunately you can have your cancer scooped out and all you will be left with is a scar and it will all be OK.
The worst part is the study that was recently released saying sun screen does little to prevent skin cancer ( but it does prevent burning), so us whities have to cover up.
68. Redsmama said:
My Grandmother and my mother have had to deal with this, it is not fun but compared to other ailments it is something that can be worked though. Just think you can cover the scar with a Tattoo if you want to spice it up. My thoughts are with you on this. I have a feeling with my family history and lack pale skin it will be my turn next. And yes, Sun hats would be fetching on you I am sure!
15. mallie said:
Ugh. I'm so sorry this has happened to you.
The link to the cancer site was useful. Blonde hair? Check. Green eyes? Check. Tendency to burst into flames after 2 minutes in the sun? Check. I'm stripping down and checking things out really closely when I get home.
PS: Are you going to have a paypal button or anything? Or should we just be extra clicky on the links?
69. Kung Foodie said:
Glad to hear it's nothing worse...tho anything at all sucks. My mom had surgery for thyroid cancer (a common problem among women) sixteen years ago with no problems since then. You are a superhero so I have no doubt that you'll be kicking ass for many years to come. ;-)
PS: I think "malignant blogger" should be your next tagline.
70. vinsanity said:
Best of luck, Heather.
Best of all the motherfucking luck.
71. Alisa Cooper de Uribe said:
you had me worried! and though relief at knowing still doesn't diminish concern, i'm glad to hear that it's a manageable situation. may the force be with you.
72. Kung Foodie said:
I should have said "many decades to come" ...because saying many years kinda sounds like it could be twelve or fifteen (which is a lot more than five), but I really meant something like seventy.
*crawls off into corner in shame*
73. lisa said:
Oh, man. I'm so sorry to hear this. It's scary to hear, especially since my sun-protection regimen has changed little since I was 13 and would slather myself in babyoil. Consider me changed. Please take good care of you and keep us posted.
74. Kate said:
So sorry about the scary news. I'm sure you'll come out of it fine and Ed will come out dead, which is As It Ought To Be.
Since you didn't have comments on the last post, here's one on Superman Returns (ha! thwarted!): How crappy a mom is Lois?? I love Superman. Mostly loved that movie. I suspend disbelief embarrassingly easily. But I had a real hard time mustering any sympathy for a mother who dragged her kid into dangerous situations.
Which meant I viewed the whole movie directly, without the all-powerful finger filter. Oh well.
Oh, and Chris Reeve? He doesn't dress either way -- his critical bits meander around in different shots of Superman II, especially. Windshield wiper effect. Instressting trivia, yes?
75. sweetney said:
sending you all the positive, anti-cancer vibes i can muster.
and yes, i did just say 'vibes'.
76. mediadiva said:
I went to the doc after I got a bad subburn last month. The lady was less then helpful. She said the white dots on one of my shoulders are sun damage which could one day lead to my getting cancer, but that you can't get it from being sunburned on day. She said nothing to help me, offered no advice and sent me packing with some cream to help it stop itching. I was pissed to say the least.
Health insurance isn't much if you have a CRAPPY DOCTOR!
77. rosemary black said:
I am so sad for you. I wish you the best. You have reminded me that I need to get my insurance paperwork filled out and go in to check on all the strange things wrong with me. It sounds like things will be ok for you, although I know nothing about cancer. I wish you luck with getting rid of it.
78. ecologista said:
Hang in there, Heather. My best guy friend was diagnosed with cancer when he and I were both 13, and I agree with what others have said: laughter does wonders when your body is willfully ignoring your best interests (trust the thyroid girl here). Maybe some reference to Ed and your malignant blogging can make an appearance in the next banner.
79. Shelley Bonnechance said:
Holy crap, Heather....I am really sorry.
But you'll be okay. You will.
Sending out love and a hug from amidst the cornfields of Indiana, girlfriend.
80. RzDrms said:
no no no! you must name it elmo instead.
and happy early 31st birthday (6.5 days to go!)! then you'll officially be "in your 30s!" :)
81. Amy said:
You should give the jar to your mom. Then she can point at it whenever she wants and you don't even have to be there.
82. Wen said:
My mom had a few of those taken off her face (thanks to the era of basking in the sun with iodine and baby oil...). With the help of an excellent plastic surgeon they only look like tiny wrinkles.
I had a mole removed by a dermatologist-bad idea. The scar on my back is ten times bigger than the pencil sized eraser mole she removed. If you can, see a plastic surgeon to remove it.
83. zb42 said:
Dear Dooce
From a Benign Lurker who pokes his head in on your site from time-to-time: I'll be praying for you and your upcoming operation.
The way you handled the doctor's diagnosis with your hysterically humorous writing is courageous, bordering on inspiring.
Personally, I think you should name the Pound O' Flesh "Tony." You know after the Shakespeare character in Merchant of Venice.
Best Wishes
84. Akgmcgirl said:
I'm so sorry Heather, and to all of your family too. I couldnt help one of my first thoughts was it was my fault, I feel like a cancer jinx, so many people I love, and have loved have had that dreaded C word, I always new I loved your site, but not that much to spread me horrible jinx to you. you all are in my thoughts, and please keeps us posted with every detail, and very often! and wouldnt you know, just yesterday, sitting in the Alaskan sun,I got a horrible sun burn on my shoulders, I'm a dumbass.
85. Tammy said:
I'm officially delurking to offer you my best wishes. You always have such a great attitude and make us all laugh so I am sure that this will be something that you will get through with your positive attitude and spirit!
With love from Calgary,Alberta,
Tammy
86. M@ said:
I wish I could say something that could be of any comfort, but please know that we are all behind you and are hoping for the best. If I could donate skin, I would. In fact... want some? You'd have a lovely, untannable british patch...
I know how you must feel. The doctors just told me I may have prostate cancer, and I'm 31. I use my ass often, so this frightens me.
I'm glad that your carcinoma is as benign as an abnormal growth can be *(considering that all of us are abnormal growths when you think about it.) and that it is imminently treatable. Please keep us in the loop as your existence and well-being really means something to us... to that invisible group of back-up family members out there.
Goddamn Ozone hole. Did we really need that much aerosol hairspray in the 80's? I blame Pat Benetar.
87. Esmter said:
while not to be taken lightly, basal cell carcinoma is not a death sentence in the least. and far more common thatn you think.
I had two removed from my upper arm/shoulder area at 16 (scarily young) and besides the dents from removal and obvious spackle jokes, there hasn't been another occurrence in 15 years.
viva le SPF 50!
88. Vaguely Urban said:
Ed will be a good name. As Alice's Henry would surely agree, Cancer Particle ain't no Frompy.
Good luck with the removal.
89. Richie said:
I too was diagnosed with this cancer at 30! I refer to mine as "What the fuck you better not be growing back!" We are not friends.
I have had the usual removal then had to have another surgery by a plastic surgeon because it returned when I was four months pregnant. I have quite a scar on my nose so be thankful it is on your arm. Although not malignant, it definately causes you to question your mortality. I know what you are going through. It will be fine and it will pass.
90. trevordlb said:
Heather,
The other day, when you talked about how you took Leta out for a day of fun in the water, I thought, "Cool," and then when you mentioned that you lathered her up in sun block, I breathed a sigh of relief... I'm a Red Cross swim teacher during my summers off from college and one of the things that we stress to the children is sun safety, and I think it's really great that you're promoting it as well, through both stories of Leta and your own...
Though yes, it is especially important that children lather up, because statistically, when an adult gets skin cancer, it's usually because of a burn from childhood, not from adulthood... I'm sure you know that, thought I thought your readers would find it informative...
Most importantly, I'm glad to hear that you're going to be okay... My thoughts are with you...
Trev :)
91. PhotographerLori said:
How scary! My husband gets brown spots (they can turn into cancer) burned off his face and top of his head...(he's thinning up there, but don't tell him that! ) Anytime I see anything odd, I send him straight to the doc.
Sending you voo doo healing vibes and lots of positive light energy (since I know how you feel about religion...but I'll send a few prayers your way too.) :)
LORI
92. Laurabelle said:
You'll do fine. If you can get through childbirth, this will be so easy. The worst part is the little needles they use to numb the skin around it. I had one removed from my forehead a couple of years ago and they used some kind of "flap procedure" to close it, which left a faint, white scar in the shape of an L on my forehead. Yes, like the loser sign. Sort of my scarlet letter for not using sunscreen.
93. leah said:
hi :)
just wanted to say good luck and thanks for the blog. after reading this i'm going to call for a check up.
damn those u.v. rays!
94. Muffy Wong said:
Ed huh.. that's funny. My friend had a giant mole on her arm (that even had its own 2 strands of hair) removed and now she's named the little keloid scar tissue thing Ed.
95. JC said:
a friend of mine just found out she has the same thing. the dr. gave her acid to burn it off. took a month but it wasn't a big deal. that part i could handle, but the staying out of the sun? i do feel sorry for you fair skinned folks.
96. Kristine said:
Thanks for the link, Heather. I just checked the site and saw the 'shiny bump' and realized I have that on my hip. It's been there for years and I've always wondered why it doesn't look like all the other moles.
I just got married last weekend so I finally have insurance. Kaiser, but they do come with doctors.
97. Erica America said:
I agree with Amy above - you should totally send Ed to your Mom so she can continue the ridicule, but you should send him along with an order for a lifetime supply of some type of Avon SPF 100 product so there are no hard feelings. (Also, I would've named him "Basil" and he would've had a British accent.)
98. FeelinFroggy said:
I feel a smorgasboard of emotions.
I am sad you have any form of cancer.
I am happy that it is the most common/treatable form.
I am surprised that your body would accept a form of cancer that is so mainstream and common. You are much too cool for that.
I am curious if, after Ed's removal, you will become one of those women that wear the shirts with only one sleeve.
Remember laughter is the best medicine.
99. FeelinFroggy said:
I feel a smorgasboard of emotions.
I am sad you have any form of cancer.
I am happy that it is the most common/treatable form.
I am surprised that your body would accept a form of cancer that is so mainstream and common. You are much too cool for that.
I am curious if, after Ed's removal, you will become one of those women that wear the shirts with only one sleeve.
Remember laughter is the best medicine. Or as Tom Cruise says... all you need is a little exercise and a religion based on aliens.
100. Erik said:
i don't know how, heather, but you've managed to make even cancer funny.
and both my parents have had cancer, and i never thought i'd laugh about it. but, "Irrational, yes, but look what being rational got me in the first place: CANCER" is pretty dang funny.
101. MulattaPreta said:
Heather,
as a person who LIVES 2 go back + forth 2 Brasil, whose father has skin cancer (a black man, no less) + one who has lived the majority of her life in florida + california, i can share your fears.
i send u my best healing energies. your sense of humor alone is enough 2 make it all go away.
102. nancy robbins said:
Hi, welcome to the dermatology club. I too have had many biopsy's due to not using sunscreen. I have to go to the dermatologist every 6 months, and never fail she finds another "changed spot". I have 2 basal cell spots removed and many atypical moles removed.
I look at it as a weight loss clinic. I just went in June and had three "spots" treated: a freeze on my nose, a scrape on my neck and a punch biopsy on my leg.
NONE OF THEM HURT. the novacaine works great.
I don't worry about the Basal's, i think of it as Basal is Better. Basal over Melanoma any day.
Good luck , and remember none of my "biopsy's" ever hurt, but I think there is a no lifting clause. so you do get sympathy.
103. kneuroknut said:
I'm sorry to hear about Ed. In a weird twist of events, my Dad's name is Ed and he has had Basal Cell Carcinoma for years and he's just fine. He calls it his "Sun cancer".
Also...don't plant it. Make it into a necklace.
104. d.regina said:
Heather -
I'm sorry you had to go through a few days with a cancer scare. That's an awful thing to have to go through.....thank god it's not melanoma! I don't want to belittle your scare, because, really, cancer? everyone is scared of cancer. But Basal Cell Skin Cancer is barely cancer at all. I've worked with cancer patients for over three years and have yet to come across anyone who had a life threatening bout with it. Here's hoping for a quick recovery and no more skin lesions for your mom to point at!
105. serena burrows said:
Good luck with everything! Right now I have a 4 inch 27 stitched centipede looking gash on my leg from *gasp* malignant melanoma. I just turned 26. I am so glad that you wrote about this, because I am sure at least one person will go get checked out after reading. keep us posted!
106. Ang said:
What a scary thing! You are in my thoughts.
And now, I'm off to the store to buy a vat of sunscreen.
107. Ex-MollyMormon said:
Delurking to send encouragement. Your humor and insight brightens my day and now my hope is that that same sense of humor will ease you through this time.
108. Jordan said:
ugh. scary stuff. i'll be thinking cancer-free thoughts for you. i hope all goes well and stays that way. keep us posted.
109. Kari said:
How is it possible that your doctor, or anyone in the state of Utah for that matter, doesn't immediately recognize you as Dooce?
Hard to believe.
110. YankeeAmanda said:
Here's hoping and praying it's as completely uncomplicated as it sounds.
111. mediaguy74 said:
please tell me muffy wong is a made up name. Sounds like a soap opera name or better yet a porno name.
112. queenbee said:
No worries Heather. The Doc will just lop that unsightly beast off and it's over. I had melanoma at 33 and am still here 8 years later, with nary a relapse, annoying the hell out of friends and family (although I do scare small children with the blue-white glow of my pale, freckled skin). Have your boy take a close look at your body every now and again. Nothing to do with cancer, it's just fun!
Now repeat after me - SUNSCREEN IS MY FRIEND!
Take care.
113. Mack'sMom said:
When I read yesterday's post my heart sank! The fact that you didn't elaborate had my mind going too. I'm glad you're able to take it a bit of humor and also that you're sharing it with the world.
My mom is a lung cancer survivor and she will tell anyone that listens to surround yourself with the people that will keep you positive...
You've got all of us Heather!
114. Mack'sMom said:
When you bring home "ED" can you take a picture and post it...or better yet Make shirts with a photo of it on it...saying, "Mr. Ed"
115. Josh_Ward said:
Are you going to charge the mofo backrent?
116. whisper_lover said:
The second-to-last paragraph in your Superman article made me CRY. It's a spectacular piece of writing, Heather. Thank you.
On the subject of skin cancer... As a woman in my early twenties, I'm a little worried about my own susceptibility to the disease, given that my maternal grandmother died at 64 from breast cancer and an aunt on my mother's side is battling some cervical cancer (haha, she didn't give it up til she was married and YET she still got cervical cancer...one more of my parents' reasons against pre-marital sex up in FLAMES...very sad flames. Maybe they're blue.)...
I have this mole on my right shoulderblade that has grown a bit since I first noticed it as a child...and this 4th of July I got such a bad sunburn on my shoulders that they started peeling on Monday. My issue is similar to yours, though...health insurance. I promise I'll get it checked out when I get health insurance.
I stand amazed at the wit, talent, insight, humor and pithy writing you offer all of us. I love reading your page because it's like looking at myself so much of the time...your writing helps me examine my own life from another angle. You are so wonderful to me.
;-)
117. Mack'sMom said:
whisper_lover...where's the article?
118. whisper_lover said:
Mack'sMom:
http://www.alphamom.com/site/dooce/2006/07/12/post_4.html
119. Mack'sMom said:
thanks, must have missed it.
120. Jenorama said:
Oh, damn. Sorry to hear that. My father has had a lot of patches of skin cancer removed, so I think you're right that it's nothing to worry about, but it's still far from pleasant.
121. Jennifer said:
This has got to be hard (emotionally and physically) so please take care of yourself.
122. Jennifer in Ohio said:
Thank you for finally clarifying your previous blog entry!
I know all too well the dangers of the sun. I have a lovely (if lovely means the same thing as hideous) dime sized scar on my lower right leg- the result of having an actinic keratosis removed.
Take care of yourself!
123. Liz said:
Whew, big stuff. I'm really sorry about the cancer and hope everything turns out just fine (which it sounds like it will).
124. dayzee said:
Hi Heather,
I just found out I have one too, on my left ear. I'm going back to the hospital on Monday to have it removed. The consultant said she had never seen one on anyone as young as me before. I am 30. I guess this is the result of living in the cold and cloudy UK! I have never used a sunbed or lived anywhere hot and sunny, just had a few sunburns on holidays.
Reading your post makes me extremely grateful that I live in the UK and will receive all my treatment for free...
I'm sure everything will be ok for both of us!! *fingers crossed*
125. Bea said:
oh heather - the stories i could tell about skin cancer in my family. i had a great aunt who had skin cancer on her nose during the 70's, when doctors also doubled as the local butcher. my mother has also had skin cancer, resulting in a lovely long, black thread dangling underneath her eye after having a small lump removed - the emotional scar resulting from it still being there on my wedding day (i didn't care, she was at least there!, but you know what mom's are like about their own appearances, what would the neighbours say...)
so, best of luck, keep the humour, and keep us posted x
126. by the wind sailor said:
Best wishes and take care of yourself
127. DDM said:
Heather,
I'm so sorry to hear about the BSC diagnosis. I imagine it was terrifying to hear the word 'cancer'. I want you to know that my mom has BSC too, and as long as she stays on top of the areas as they appear, it stays under control. Thankfully it is a slow moving monster, that can be clobbered with a scalpel. It doesn't change the fact that it's now something you have to watch out for. Much love your way as you digest this news!
A small bit of assvice? Take the rx for pain meds they offer you. When the numb wears off, those little tiny stitches and that itty-bitty wound hurt like a MUTHA. I speak from experience. Taaaake theeee medddsssss......
128. BethSmith said:
Thank goodness you found it now and that your experience can help spread the word about monitoring your skin. Everyone should visit the dermatologist at least once a year for a full-body scan. It gives you peace of mind at minimum!
129. BigA said:
Ed Armstrong - the real bastard of the family. The one everyone can agree to hate. Effing Ed.
130. Patrick said:
Heather-
Sorry to hear the sad news. My pasty Irish dad is in his eighties now and has had more of those little bastards removed than I can count. In fact, his nose is somewhat smaller and more handsome now thanks to a recent excavation. The important part, though, is that he's in his eighties... You've got a long way to go, and I'll enjoy reading about every step you decide to share with us.
But, please, go to the doctor and take care of yourself no matter the cost (maybe you can auction a certain pair of ultra-hip clogs to raise money?). I lost the best friend anyone could have to skin cancer at the age of 40 because he had no insurance and was too proud to ask for help. I still go back and forth between incredible anger and gut wrenching sadness whenever I think about him. Staying alive is important.
131. dancingnancy said:
Heather! Think of all the people you've saved by posting! I'm sure all the dermatologists around the world will thank you. :) It's the celebrities faults you know. With their dark....fake...tans. Maybe you should sue! :)
Good luck on your surgery next week! You have lots of cheerleaders wishing you well!
132. AndreaBT said:
OK, that does it. My husband has a "scar" like that on his face that appears to be growing. I'm making him an appointment.
Yikes, yikes, yikes. I saw your previous post on this (the conversation) and wondered when you were going to fill us in on the rest. Seriously do hope it is as easy to fix as it sounds like it should be.
133. FishyGirl said:
Well, Heather, if your gonna get it, this is a good one to have. My aunt is a former synchronized swimmer, and my grandfather has been a national judge for the sport for decades. Aunt T had melanoma in her early thirties, had it removed, has had a host of basal cell carcinomas and another one, can't remember the name, something about squamous cells, had a bunch of those removed over the years since then. She is now in her late forties, maybe early fifties, and doing just fine - no sign of the melanoma returning. My grandparents both have been having small basal cell cancers removed off their faces and necks for at least 20 years now, with no adverse effects. We are all (being extremely white people) religious about sunscreen and hats now. My kids are all really acclimated to wearing more clothes in the summer than I can stand myself. Here's hoping your cancer goes the way of my family's.
And we plan to name our unborn son Ed. Maybe we have to rethink that.
134. MissusB said:
My husband had one of those, right smack in the middle of his forehead. It's gone, he wears a hat and some sunscreen and life is going on. Hope yours has the same type of outcome. I like the idea that someone had earlier, of wearing those shirts with one sleeve. But make sure its made out of polyester, and play some BeeGees in the background.
135. Kerri said:
I declare this is a perfectly good reason to lay on the couch and eat Doritos for at least 2 full days. Cool Ranch, preferably. Weren't they your drug of choice when you were pregnant with Leta?
136. katherinengg said:
Hi Heather, just wanted to say that my thoughts are with you and hopefully it will all work out as the doctor says.
137. Gora_Kagaz said:
i hope everything goes well for you...feel better.
138. neolith said:
All my best wishes and good luck with your Ed.
139. DinerGirl said:
I know you may not want to hear this because it involves $$, but if they offer you radiation as a follow-up to the surgery, please do it. My former mother-in-law declined radiation after removal of multiple "spots"... mostly because her doctor said that it probably wasn't necessary, but that they could do a dose or two just in case there was some cellular-level metastization... but again, the doctor even said it probably wasn't necessary. So, she didn't do it. Four years later, when she started having strange things happening in her body all at once, the diagnosis was full-on cancer and there was nothing they could do for her. Just a little advice.... I hope you fare well in this and please know everyone who reads you is sending good vibes your way.
140. Julianna11 said:
Good luck, Heather. I'm sure you'll pull through like a champ, but I know it's still scary...we all think we're young and invincible and it won't happen to us, even if we did slather ourselves with baby oil and roast like pigs on a spit every summer growing up!!
Anyhow, I'll be thinking about you and sending good thoughts (and plenty of sunscreen) your way!
~Julia
141. texsmama1 said:
Heather, I had to register and wish you all the best. Mom just had this done last week and it went well for her. I'm hoping the same for you. It does put everything into perspective though.
So the Dr's name is Leta, too?
142. JeniG said:
Kick that mole's ass, Heather. Hope you are not freaking out too much with all that is going on!
143. Kayhan said:
At least you're aleady a pro at putting aluminum foil in the windows!
144. MelanieinOrygun said:
I was wondering about this the other day when you posted that conversation. My reaction then is the same reaction I had just now: what the fuck? Not fair.
In any event, I'm rotten sorry to hear that you got that shit, but I'm super glad it's something (relatively) small.
That's all I got; everything else I typed sounded smarmy.
145. Carli said:
All I can think of is that "sunny side of life" song from Monty Python. I know that the Blurbodoocery family will be well, adn thins is just one of those things that makes us thankful that it's not worse. It's a shitty life lesson that we would have rather happened on a Lifetime movie, but maybe we wouldn't "get it" then. I wish you all the best, a speedy recovery and no more C words! Except cookies, candies, crackers, Chanel, and all the other good ones.
146. supersimbo said:
wowsers the "C" word...........last year i noticed a mole/freckle on my leg getting a bit bigger and it started to itch so naturally i crapped myself and was thinking about who would conduct my funeral service but i was super pissed off when i went to my doctor and he kind of chuckled in my direction as he named some kind of skin thing that can happen to freckles to make them itch.....................in other words the git made me look like a real faggot in front of his computer!!
Hey i hope you are ok, in the words of evryones favourite champion of "skin disorders"..................BEAT IT!!
147. supersimbo said:
crap i forgot to say...............the ejaculatte post below??
sounds like a new addition to the starbucks menu?
148. jawnbc said:
Not good news certainly, but in the cancer lottery it might be the number to draw (since you don't have a prostate. Unless you count Jon's).
Keep an eye on them, get 'em removed whenever possible. My brother's had it for a decade, and aside from discomfort and anxiety, the prognosis is very good. Like be mindful but don't freak.
149. jill said:
I read Marie Claire this month and they did a skin cancer piece. I though, "Hey, I should get checked." Then I read this, checked out the link and believe that I too have a cancerous thing on my ankle. First I thought it was a light mole (I'm a moley person), then I thought it was a wart (not usually a warty person) but the wart remover didn't work...not a wart I guess. It's been growing a little faster lately. Next trip: Doctor. Thankfully, I'm Canadian.
Thanks for the heads up, Heather.
150. shredbettie said:
I've had two of those removed so far... one just a couple weeks ago from my shoulder, another from my calf that still irriates me whenever I snowboard... the scar is so huge because it took the doctor three times to remove alll the diseased skin, and on one of those times she poked herself and made ME get an aids test. I was really, really pissed...
151. JayAre said:
I wish I were funny, but I'm not, so I'll just tell you that I'm thinking of you and KICK SOME CANCER ASS.
152. bonkersmomof4 said:
Lots of hugs and prayers for a speedy recovery and no recurrance coming from Memphis! I am sure you will handle this with your usual grace and dignity and amazing sense of humor.
(But you did scare me badly with that post the other day and no explanation.)
Your alphamom post about your brother was so beautifully written, it almost made me cry. Precious memories!
153. lawyerish said:
Dear Ed: You suck!
154. anam_kihaku said:
yikes. hope youa re able to get through this sanity, bodya nd bank balance in check.
155. Xan said:
I, like Sarah, also have translucent skin. And I also have skin cancer running throughout my family on both sides - most recently with my father who had a large chunk of his back removed thanks to malignant melanoma.
I wear this shirt with pride:
http://www.localcelebrity.net/shop/catalog/product_info.php?cPath=2&products_id=251
I may not be able to wear yellow because it makes me look like I'm dying, and my legs may blend in with my socks, but at least I know when I'm 50 my skin will not resemble a Louis Vuitton bag.
156. barbie2be said:
get it tended to and move on... with lots of sunscreen. i had an icky spot in my breast crease that started out as a chicken pock scar but turning into squamous cell cancer. they carved it out and things have been fine in the 7 years since.
hang in there Heather.
157. SaraChickey said:
My mother is going through melanoma treatments. Suffice to say, I'm really relieved to hear you don't have that, Dooce!
Best of luck. (And I am totally in favor of the suggestion of pay-per-view shots of Ed to finance this undertaking!)
158. Amy said:
Heather,
I hope you can remain positive and that you receive all the support you need during this time and the times to come! Keep us all posted on your progress!!! Take Care.
159. jodieyorg said:
I just had two biopsy's done yesterday and im scared shitless...
160. Jenny said:
I had malignant melanoma when I was in sixth grade, and all I have to show for it is a scar on my left arm that looks like lips.
I'm disgustingly incautious in the sun despite that and I'm twenty now. I go for regular checks (annual at this point) at the dermatologist and keep track of potentially funny spots or moles.
Basal cell is usually not too dangerous, and as long as you watch your skin and take caution with your skin and Leta's (who is adorable and very fair) you have nothing to worry about. The good thing about skin cancer is it's VERY EASY to catch in time. :)
161. HannahB said:
Heather,
I'm only 21 and I've had 13 biopsies so far, owing to family history (the same family that takes bets on how many holes I'll come back with every time I visit the dermatologist...). Not that you need any more advice, but here's some anyway: schedule an appointment with a well-regarded specialist NOW (the good ones will take at least 6 months to get an appt with). It's worth the financial expense for the peace of mind -- I'll click twice on the ads to do my part :) My mom waited until she was 40 to get checked out, and now she's going through some very painful treatments involving acid -- ouch! One more thing: have someone (Jon) photograph you all over so that if you find a suspicious mark, you can check to see if it's new or not. If you already have spots you want to watch, put something standard-sized (dime, pencil eraser, etc) next to it in the photograph so you can tell if it's growing or not.
Take care!
Hannah
Charlottesville, Va
162. bahamat said:
Is it ironic that I have a roommate named Ed that acts more like a cancer than a real person? It's not in a jar by a window in the kitchen, but it's in a dark room constantly playing World of Warcraft.
In all seriousness, best wishes for you and your family.
163. wind-up-bird said:
Dooce, all best wishes. My mother had the same, and managed to survive to kick the asses of (a) diabetes, (b) a heart attack, and (c) me. It's going to be OK. And, health insurance in America? Basically sucks. Love, all respect, and well wishes.
164. wind-up-bird said:
Dooce, all best wishes. My mother had the same, and managed to survive to kick the asses of (a) diabetes, (b) a heart attack, and (c) me. (I should probably stop eating butter.) It's going to be OK. And, health insurance in America? Basically sucks. Love, all respect, and well wishes.
165. Velma said:
My Husband the Oncologist (Awncawlogist?) says to tell you that "Basal cell cancers don't even count." There. Doesn't the word of an absolute stranger's unknown husband make you feel better?
166. Jackie said:
Just wanted to send you a quick few words of support. Hang in there. You'll get through this.
167. skippy delight said:
Oy va voy - I've had 6 BCCs in the past few years and while they're ultimately not that big of a deal on the cancer scale (ovarian cancer is the one that terrifies me), they're EXPENSIVE! It costs a lot more to have the MOES procedure where they cut them out than it does to go every six months to have things burnt or frozen off.
I now visit the dermatologist with my suspicious areas circled in black felt pen. Leta can help you with this - it will be fun.
Thing is once you get one you tend to get more as they're from what you did when you 12 not what you're doing today. That said I don't go to the beach without #30 sunscreen, an umbrella and clothed from head to toe and that's only between the hours of 4 and 6.
Take good care of you!
168. Wendy Mac said:
Heather, I was worried for you after yesterday's post. I could regale you with stories of my own, but I won't trouble you with those- you must be hearing a gazillion stories from everyone.
Just know that we're all praying for you, we're all sending you our best healing vibes, and I am so very sorry to hear the news.
I wish you nothing but the best, please keep us informed. You're in my thoughts. Take care.
169. Sandy said:
I'll be thinking good thoughts for you!
170. Annejelynn said:
It happens to the best of us. I hope the removal goes well and clear.
171. Chris said:
Heather, I might be so bold as to also suggest naming it "Jedd". Just a thought. Hope all goes well for you!
172. sperose said:
god, that's scary. :-/ y'all are in my thoughts. *hugs*
173. thrusher said:
Wow, what a blow. We're thinking of you, Jon and Leta!
174. KellyC said:
Heather - I feel badly for you because it is scary. But I, too had basil skin cancer removed from my shoulder about 1 1/2 years ago - and I am fine. I still have to go in every 6 months and my doc always finds something else to cut off, but so far, nothing else has been basil skin cancer. Most likely, you'll have to keep a watchful eye on your skin forever, but it is totally cureable.
If you need any reassurance, I'd be happy to oblige and offer more of my experience.
Best wishes to you.
175. mediaguy74 said:
How about naming it "CHIP?" By having it removed you are getting rid of that "chip" on your shoulder :)
56. grass said:
i'm sorry - i hope you get well soon and that they are able to excise everything asap.
176. jpka said:
Heather
You're in my thoughts. Thanks for sharing with us. I wish you a speedy recovery with copious amounts chocolate and Leta snuggles to get you through.
177. jaime said:
my thoughts are with you in this time of arm cancer and such.
seriously. be well.
178. kerri said:
Sending you loves and anti-cancer karma. Be well.
179. Sarah said:
Anytime a doctor says the word 'biopsy', I think it is scary. I hope the removal goes smoothly and quickly and that nothing else occurs!
180. Tiggerlane said:
Was so worried about you after yesterday's post - and so glad that it's not melanoma.
Keep up that sense of humor - it will carry you thru!
Thinking of you - and hoping that Jon isn't worrying too much, thereby driving you crazy.
181. Wacky Mommy said:
Best wishes and I know everything will be just fine. And yes this means a "get out of jail free" card on as much chocolate as you want. Sending you a virtual candy jar full of M&Ms.
182. Heather said:
Hi Heather,
You seem to be handling this new challenge well with your extraordinary blend of humor, grace and style. Best wishes for a thorough and speedy recovery!
183. Susan Wagner said:
The subtitle on the August masthead absolutely MUST be "malignant blogger." Please.
184. Tracy aka Fuzzball said:
We're all here for you, Heather. I'm sending hugs from Houston :)
185. Tammy said:
I will reserve my wit and charm for my next post as you don't know me yet BUT I'm thinking of you ~ I grew up in a time when the highest SPF was Coppertone oil at SPF 2. I seemed to always start my first sunny of summer getting burned to a crisp th