Reasons I Should Not be Allowed to Work From Home
Too many cushiony horizontal surfaces prime for nappage.
13 bowls of cereal today, all within a two hour period.
Oprah.
Total Request Live.
Horizontal surfaces.
Rabid Naked IMing�
Shower? Why?
Porn.
Have you seen my couch and it's lovely horizontal surface?
That box of Wheaties is GONE.
Passions.
The nap after Passions.
Too much time alone with two jars of Jif� Peanut Butter.
The nap to recover from all the naps.
I can lie down underneath my desk and no one is going to know. No one.
Justin Timberlake.
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Heather talks about public tantrums (from kids) on today's Momversation.
- RIP Louis Mortimer Armstrong: http://bit.ly/1R4tv6
- Hugs and kisses to you, too! RT: @Monkey_Tree: @dooce he probably committed suicide because he was tired of LISTENING TO YOU WHINE.
- Our fish just died. And I'm sitting here crying. And it wasn't even my fault!
