Eat Your Heart Out, Trading Spaces
Our guest room redecorated for under $300, with the kind assistance of Super Target and my mom. Too bad it's only going to look like this for 7 more months.
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Heather talks about public tantrums (from kids) on today's Momversation.
- RIP Louis Mortimer Armstrong: http://bit.ly/1R4tv6
- Hugs and kisses to you, too! RT: @Monkey_Tree: @dooce he probably committed suicide because he was tired of LISTENING TO YOU WHINE.
- Our fish just died. And I'm sitting here crying. And it wasn't even my fault!
1. m.d. said:
congratulations!
2. eyemkent said:
Many congratulations! On the nicely-done room, sure-sure... but for a reason to change it all again in seven months - Yay! :-D
3. nick said:
Nice job! I'm stuck painting the inside of the house, and we've already blown far more than $300 on "Ice Blue" latex paint from the Home Depot.
4. Spanky said:
Congrads ;)
5. vilde said:
My first comment, and what a nice one, too: Congratulations!!
6. Bast said:
Eeek!!! Your pregnant!! Yea!! Oh my god! I can't wait! I'm so excited for you!
(I hope it's a girl)
7. aubs said:
HOW FANTASTIC!!!!
See, it wasn't bloating afterall! (per your 'How to Charm Me.') What a very lucky baby he/she will be...
8. Peggasus said:
That's great! I'm so happy for you & the Husband!
Keep the rocking chair. Trust me on this one.
9. Cover letters said:
Congrats!
10. Michele said:
Congrats!!!!! Babies are gifts from god, you're whole life is going to change for the better. It will be bumpy but the destination is heaven.
11. ericalynn said:
that absolutely rocks. congratulations :)
12. Erika said:
congratulations! A mini Dooce...Oh.my.god. all the poop!
13. antisocialdiva said:
oh my god! yay! i know how much you've been wanting this! congratulations, heather! *big kisses*
14. get back to work Jim said:
Here is the scariest thing about having children
TELLE-FUCKING-TUBBIES
Congrats Dooce!
15. lizpenn said:
good grief. i can't believe we all get to follow a dooce pregnancy online. i will be checking in obsessively. mazel tov!
16. Buzz said:
Congratulations! That's wonderful! And the room looks fan-tiddly-tastic!
17. lee said:
Holy shit. That is so kick ass. Congrats, babe.
18. Lara said:
I KNEW IT!!!!
Congrats grrl!!! AWESOME!
19. pd said:
I can't wait for the baby bootie photo montage.
Congratulations, Dooce!
20. Katy said:
woo-hoo for reproduction! congratulations, dooce!
21. get back to work Jim said:
I just love the Utah Baby Namer
If it is a girl - Chatruce Dooce
If it is a boy - Zeus Dooce
22. Jen said:
Great way to sneak that in there. Congratulations. I think that's kind of an odd thing to say when you're having a baby, but everyone else said it so it must be right, somehow.
23. Sara, Brad and George said:
Heather, Did you see the big plane that flew into the apartment building on Spaulding and Rosewood!! ?? Only one block closer and it would have gone right into Leroy! CRAZY! Did they show it on the news in Utah? Are you allowed news from other states???? let me know. kiss chuck for me!
24. Naaman said:
OMG, Congratulations!!!
I'm picturing blonde, curly-haired babies with big, fuzzy beards.
25. Honey Bear said:
Here is a tip from The Honey Bear: kids of all ages and sexes LOVE the Honey Bear. Buy your child a stuffed Honey Bear. It is kinder than buying a live Honey Bear like me, and cost less, too. But don't be fooled by thoses bitches Teddy Ruxpin and Winnie the Pooh; they are not honey bears, but on the contrary, they are my enemies. I swear, if I see that fucker Winnie again and I'm gonna smash 40 ounces of Misery over his head. Congratulations on your impregnation and teach the little human child to hate Winnie the Pooh and Teddy Ruxpin and to love HONEY BEAR.
26. Anne said:
BABY DOOCE!! How exciting. Hurrah!
27. the mighty jimbo said:
man, are we ever gonna get blessed with gobs of poop stories.
chuck is gonna be so jealous.
28. ~Angel said:
I've never been happier for someone I don't know!
Congratulations!
29. stacey said:
The handsome bearded virile Armstrong must be so pleased with his potent little wigglers. Best to the four of you (including Chuck, of course.)
30. the mighty jimbo (again) said:
i assume you already have the book "everyone poops."
well, everyone but you dooce. but regardless, if you do not, it would be my pleasure to send a copy to you as a baby gift and sincere thanks for all the countless hours of procrastination you have provided over the last year.
hell, if stories of your dog, utah, and constipation have been that much fun, i CAN"T WAIT for pregnancy and baby stories. talk about material!
31. Tiffany said:
Welcome to the club, Heather.
32. primaprimate said:
DaRhonda Dooce?
DarmaLu Dooce?
ahh... my fave D'Bessoudo Dooce. assuming it's a grrrlll...
rather assuming of me!
Zoochie Dooce? That sounds frighteningly close to that song on Jay and Silent Bob... Jeddi Nephi Dooce? I'm having WAY too much fun. almost makes you wish you were mormon... well...
Congratulations and all the best. And beautiful room... but can't wait to see it in 7 mos. Nor to hear about the fiascos that ensue when you redo it... stay away from paint cans stored in hi places!
33. leslie said:
Wow, dooce! I am so excited for you. The world needs more hip mamas... check out the Web site http://www.hipmama.com
34. Xanthan said:
Congrats, Dooce. I predict that room will not last as a guest room for a whole seven months. Those nesting hormones will probably kick in sometime around September... I wish for you an easy and uneventful pregnancy.
35. Pat said:
may you have a trouble free pregnancy and a pain free birth ps love the room
36. Sara said:
Congrats!! I am very happy for you. You'll have a beautiful family!
37. Neil said:
Congratulations! (and the guest room looks great, too)
38. Ariel said:
I just loved that you made the annoucement to the world by showing something you peed uponst. CONGRATULATIONS!
39. christa said:
Awesome! I have to agree with Angel and say that I have never been so happy for someone I didn't know! Yay, babies!!
40. Los Feliz freak said:
While I'm thrilled for you personally, Dooce, I mourn the thought of this site turning into a font of gurgling baby photos and baby poop stories. Please promise you'll spare us that.
41. louisegyrl said:
CONGRATS!!!!!
42. Sue said:
Congratulations! I've been waiting for the blessed day! If only if we can read your humourous accounts of being up the duffer (aussie for being pregnant)
43. Kat said:
eeek!
44. UnderwearNinja said:
I'm *such* a tard. I was baffled as to why you posted a picture of a toothbrush. It wasn't until comment no.38 that I figured it out. Congratulations.
45. I_is_here said:
Congratulations! You go girl. Best wishes. You gonna be the coolest mom on the block.
46. I_is_here said:
p.s. don't pin the kid with some weird name though. And if it's a boy, promise you won't dress him up like Little Lord Fauntleroy in green velvet shorts and ruffled shirt. I had an aunt that did that to one of my cousins....poor kid.
Congrats!!
47. rosebaby said:
it's about time! hope her hair isn't septic tank poopy red. i'm really thrilled for you.
48. Mervis said:
Mazal Tov!
49. natalie said:
a baby...how wonderful! congratulations! and nice going on the room, by the way...
50. Suzyn said:
good news on the baby. bad news for the budweiser.
51. jessica said:
well, I have to delurk for this one!
Congratulations :D Can't wait to read all about it.
52. Carla Beth said:
Congratulations, Dooce! Love those lime green sheets with the white bedspread and the weathered bedside table. :o)
53. christine said:
I *must* be having an "emotional, hormones are fucked up" day, because I am literally shedding tears of joy for you! But I guess that's not as lame as me weeping during a wedding scene on "Little Bill" (Nickelodeon cartoon) last week. At least you are a live human being.
Congratulations! That is wonderful, Heather.
54. Tiff said:
How wonderful you must feel to end up with a beautiful room and a I'm-sure-to-be-beautiful baby on the way! You can't go wrong! I guess Utah hasn't been such a bad transition. Congrats!
55. Kevin said:
Ahhh, a little Dooc-a-mat to completely change your world. Mazeltov!!
56. Kyle said:
Congrats! Hope your not as sick for the first few months as my wife was, but have as much fun as she is now! Whoo!
57. kate said:
oooooooh!
fab decorating job.
58. dvl said:
congrats! come next spring you'll wonder (1) how you could ever have professed to have "lived" before experiencing such immense love, and (2) why you wasted all that "free time" you had before. keep a camera handy from now on; though I still have to admit to having more pictures of my dog from her first year of life than of my child in total. :-D
(and you thought you had it bad for frito-toes, just wait!)
59. Honey Bear said:
The Honey Bear has created a helpful list of names for your newborn human child (in order of preference): 1) Honey Bear 2) Criscolux 4) Chucklehead 5) Bushimba-Moool 6) Gdansk 7) Commander Klaxxor 8) Fresh Wave 9) Windexamine 10) Bursitis.
60. mike said:
Congratulations from another lurker!
61. The Other Renee said:
A wee BlurboDooce!!! Congrats!
62. Evan said:
My...oh my....wow! That friggin' brass bed looks fan-tas-tic in that room! Great job. Er, seriously, congratulations. Simply doocilicious!
63. jazer said:
How did you get those pictures to look SOOO cool?
64. jazer said:
Nevermind. My lovely girlfriend just showed me "the secret."
65. cicada said:
Wonderful news--congratulations!
66. jenn said:
Congratulations!!!
67. jenn said:
Congratulations!!!
68. pretty_paranoia said:
congrats on the bun in the oven, i bet hubby's thrilled
69. Melissa said:
AHHHHHH
AHHHHHHH
AHHHHHHH!!!!!
Oh
MY
God!
70. Melissa said:
FYI: People frown on putting Formula 409 on babies, even if they smell like Fritos...or something worse.
71. nick said:
In the spirit of my ghetto friends back home, I think it proper to say something along the lines of, "I know *I* ain't the baby' daddy!"
Which is to say "congratulations, love." Be careful dear; the "Charm" and "Annoy" lists may start bulge over the next few months and become entirely separate website/entities/creatures. And I mean that in a good way. ;)
72. soleilani said:
Hearty congratulations! Have you broken the news to Chuck yet?
73. Katie said:
Wow!! Congrats!!! :)
74. Sheila said:
pretty soon it'll be your turn to lick your index finger to clean tiny cheeks.
congrats.
75. Zandria said:
Whew...a baby? I can't imagine it for myself, but I guess it's one of those "natural progression" things. If you've been wanting a baby, then I'm glad you're having a baby. I'm sure you'll be a great mother...teach him/her to think for him/herself, which I'm sure you'll do (I can't see you doing anything other than that, for some reason!). Best of luck....
76. Eddo said:
I love it, I love it, I love it.
The Dooce Procreates! I can see the headline on the Enquirer now.
77. Marc said:
Trading Nurseries! Sounds like a hot new show this fall for HGTV....
(well done, Heather)
78. kayjay said:
Congrats on the future Doocelette. Now might be the time to read The Story About the Baby (if you haven't) to psyche yourself up.
79. Erin said:
Congratulations! My stomach did an excited jumpy thing for you as soon as I saw the picture. This is going to be the coolest baby EVER.
80. Josh said:
Happy pregos! You're going to be bad-ass parents, but will the dog be jealous? Duhn-duh-duhnn!
81. celine said:
I love the room! And I must say I know what it's like renovating and refurbishing on a budget! Just bought my first condo and managed to get it all sorted out within 15K (malaysian Currency) thats about USD3,866.00. And there's the library/homeoffice left to do up...sigghhh am getting depressed now...
82. garrett said:
Congrats!
83. jenB said:
sure, it takes me more than a year and you guys just have a whiff of unprotected sex and you are knocked up. congrats!
84. Mary Duan said:
OMG, a little Dooce! A little Blurb! A little ... conbination! Congratulations!
I'd go ahead and ask for the epidural now.
85. Jess said:
Congratulations!! That is just wonderful! The guest room looks great as well. I am currently decorating mine too. Target rocks!
86. Hank said:
Congratulations! You are now officially a dooce and a half!
87. Crys said:
way to procreate
88. Anvita said:
Congratulations!
89. Dane said:
The best part of that last photo is seeing the shadow of you [taking the picture] on the counter and imagining how you must have been feeling. A most sincere congratulations.
90. domino said:
I'm so happy for you guys!
Congratulations :)
91. April said:
Congratulations! And may your child have long life, love, and lots of laughter.
92. erika said:
congratulations!! spoil the baby to death. (i had to give you some bad baby advice since you will get TONS of good advice) ;) I love the room and the ept test was a pleasant suprise. I am jealous that it will take away from your blogging time. Call me selfish *Shrug*
93. sabrina said:
congratulations (:
94. jenn said:
CONGRATS! I only started reading you regularly just recently, but I feel attached already. Am so glad to hear that Dooce HQ is expanding! (Err....I didn't mean it that way.)
95. simle said:
what can I say but *congratulations*! This is such good news!
96. jennem said:
Congratulations and the room looks fantastic too!
97. peggy said:
Yay yay yay!
98. Miz_A said:
Wow. I guess all that practice paid off! Congratulations! Thank heavens there's someone smart out there breeding.
Like everyone else has said, I eagerly await the new poop stories. :)
99. j said:
Wait, did i miss something?
When did u announce you were preggers? what is dooce meant... "seven more months" as in she likes to redecorate every 7 months??
confirm or deny, dooce?
100. j said:
maybe i should stop being retarded and look at *all* the pictures before commenting...
heh. oops.
Congrats, dooce!
101. bushra said:
oh cool! does this mean there'll be a baby dooce blog?! worth a try...
102. michele said:
Congrats!!!!!
103. lisa said:
congratulations,
i have the SAME thing happening here!
104. Fox said:
I wish you much luck and even more happiness!
105. pat said:
when i read that dooce and a half blurb i sprayed my montior with a mouth full of hot coccoa i wish you all the best
106. tee said:
congratulations dooce! all the best to you and the husband.
107. jodi no blog said:
Congratulations!!! And to agree with Miz_A, I'm glad to hear about some smart people breeding. That damn gene pool seems to be getting more and more shallow every day...
108. Melissa said:
The room looks gorgeous, but somehow I'm guessing you're more excited about the item in the last picture. ;)
Congratulations to you both! :)
109. dayna said:
i knew it, i knew it, i had a feeling when you posted something about not drinking too much the other day....congrats!! i've just hit 6 and a half months, and it's actually such a blast being all knocked up. :-)
110. Boomer said:
Congratulations! But...you're gonna need a crib in there, not a double bed ;-)
111. Cyn said:
Congratulations. Your life will never be the same, but it is worth it! Take lots of pictures and videos! (From a mother who's oldest baby just graduated from High School)
112. Lizabeth said:
oh! babies! that's lovely, congratulations dear :D
113. melanie said:
finally, some smart people are reproducing.
114. Marvelous said:
Thats Awesome CONGRATS DOOCE!!
115. minnette said:
if you think you're constipated now...
congrats.
116. Staci said:
Congradulations!! I'm so happy for you. But I want you to know what happens when you reproduce. Here is a post from my husbands blog . . . . .
*Rebekah sucks her thumb... a lot. It bothers the hell outta me. She also puts everything she touches into her mouth. This also bothers me a lot... especially when it's my dvd cases. But, as I sat here yesterday, happily chewing on a rubber cap from a little plastic tube that the new router bits come in, I realized that she'll never stop putting everything in her mouth.
Brian leaves his socks laying on the floor every stinking day. Last night before he got in bed I went in his room and told him to pick up all the clothes and put them in the hamper. Immediately I spied 3 socks on the floor and knew, knew without a doubt, what was about to happen. He happily picked up every piece of clothing in his room... except for those 3 socks. Then I went in our room to get ready for bed and saw a pair of socks laying by my side of the bed. I know they've been there for at least 2 weeks.
Chewing on every inanimate object that will possibly fit in your mouth, and leaving socks on the floor are hereditary. Who knew?! I've cursed my kids with annoying habits*
117. felicia said:
wow oh WOW! are you for hire??? :)
F.
118. Vera said:
Wow. I am so ridiculously happy for you. You are going to be Supermom!
119. Angelique said:
many congrats and best wishes. this is going to provide you and us with so much more to discuss.....
best wishes on an easy pregnancy.
120. Shanee said:
Aww yay! congrats! Babies are wonderful!
121. Zeek said:
Yay!! Congratulations!
122. Laura said:
Congratulations!!!
123. Laura said:
Congratulations!!!
124. J said:
oooooohhhhhh....
I just got it! wow! sooo cool! congratulations to the 2 coolest would-be parents ever!
125. s00ka said:
holy crap!
congradulations! :O
126. Yahmdallah said:
Congrats to you and your hubby! Boy, are you gonna have fun now.
Diaper genies don't work. Just get the one that you can slide closed in addition to the lid (you'll know what I'm talking about when you see it). Also, the babyseat and stroller combo things are awesome because you don't wake the baby when you move it from the car to stroller to house.
Oh, and since some hospitals mix babys up, when the baby pops out, hubby sticks like glue as they take him/her to measure, weigh, and swab off. He sticks until they put the baby name tag on.
Finally, everyone's gonna want to tell you all their horror stories, and every one they've ever heard, some of which are urban myths. STOP THEM. Tell them you've heard it already, and that you're done with horror stories. This is because everything WILL be OK, and that bad stuff won't happen to you, so you don't need to hear it and then worry about it.
(Yet one more: make sure the initials of the name you pick don't spell something that s/he'll pay for on the playground.)
127. cyberangel said:
too cool. congrats.
128. the farkleberry said:
We should have known something was up with all the bologna and chocolate pudding cravings...(smile) That's such wonderful news!!! Congratulations!
129. Sheila said:
I just checked out the UBN; surprised to find Sheighlagh - comes pretty close to the Celtic spelling of my name (Sheilagh).
130. Beerzie Boy said:
You aren't going to let your nephews into that room are you? If so, I have a suggestion: Plastic Sheeting.
131. Sarah B. said:
I am totally available for babysitting. I will drive from Oklahoma to Utah armed with nothing but Fruit Roll Ups and mix tapes and handi-wipes.
132. Lil' Lib said:
Congratulations! Wishing you a healthy pregnancy and delivery!
133. allisonic said:
That is gonna be one tall kid. Congratulations!!!!
134. Lisa said:
Congrats to the both of you! I'm sure there will be tons of new poop stories to come! :)
135. abi said:
Congratulations! You'll make great parents.
136. darian said:
Congrats! Oh...no baby dooce! :)
137. anna jr. said:
good job heather!
and tell jon i said so too!
it looks like i'm not the only one that's happy for you - but i am really really happy for you.
better write as much as possible while you can - in 7 months you'll have other things to do!
138. Duff said:
you may enjoy mamaduck.blogspot.com which is the pregnancy diary of girldetective.blogspot.com
139. Erika said:
Congratulations!
140. Toby said:
OMG! You're pregnant! Ahh, that's wonderful! This is such great news! Ahh, congratulations!!!!!! YAYAYAYAYAY! (Is it your husband's baby?)
141. Malisa Evans said:
Congratualtions!
142. saralovering said:
yay! congratulations!
143. Carrie said:
Happy news! Congratulations!
I just KNEW that the crying jags and cravings were leading up to something!
144. windowsill wendy said:
Congrats on the Blurbodoocelette! Do we have a due date?
145. Danika said:
Congrats!!!
146. just me said:
Wow! I'm SOOO Happy for you!
Congradulations!!
Chuck will have a partner in crime. :-)
Take good care!
~Melissa #200-something
147. essie said:
I'm so happy for you and I'll echo the others who said Woohoo! for smart, nice people having babies. I'm really looking forward to hearing about the whole bun-in-the-oven and baby thing through *your* eyes. I think anyone who assumes talk of babies from dooce will be like the typical parental gushing found elsewhere is way off base. Babytalk away, if you want. Very best wishes to all four of you!
148. TS said:
Jesus H. Chr...errr...
Congratulations!!!!! :o)
There's a navajo custom that whoever makes the baby laugh has to throw a party. A BIG party. Keep that in mind. :op
149. TS said:
*ehem* sorry...
addendum: whoever makes the baby laugh for the FIRST TIME has to throw the party.
150. brixton said:
How awesome! What a terrific way to make your announcement.
151. Venicia said:
long time reader...first time poster. Congratulations !!! I wish you all the best.
152. Gillian said:
Congrats!!! Now you'll have your own 5 year old one day asking why your dog's front bottom is pink and sticking out! The best of both worlds under one roof. : )
153. i do get it said:
wait, i don't get it, the baby's going to stay in the guest room?
154. Heather said:
Congratulations from yet another lurker!
155. Crozzy said:
Congratulations on the baby!
156. jsn said:
Awesome! Congratulations!!!
157. Fred said:
That's gonna be one pretty baby. I hope Chuck approves.
158. Liz said:
Hi,
Congratulations from a loyal reader.
Speaking as the mom of a 2 year old, this book (Baby Bargains) will save your life:
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/
tg/detail/-/1889392146/qid=
1055356928/sr=2-1/103-4600141
-5152651?v=glance&s=books
Have fun!!!
159. erica said:
i don't think i've ever been so happy at a stranger's pregnancy! but congrats, and we all look forward to some great stories!
160. thehighsign said:
note to getbacktoworkjim: i would think the teletubbies would be the _best_ thing about having babies. not that i would know.
161. Erin said:
Congratulations! From someone who was born and raised in Utah - take it from me - DO NOT live in an area that will subject your teenage child to the ridicule and mockery of going to a high school with the mascot moniker of BEETDIGGER. I will never hear the end of that one. It's painful, yo.
162. estella said:
Congratulations! With one more mouth to feed, you better get crackin' on updating your *year supply*!
I love *year supply* jokes. They're so easy.
163. owen said:
I'm so perplexed I don't know what to say. Horny yet horrified at the same time. yay!
164. posterboy said:
You should name it "Dooce".
165. christine said:
wow. wow! that is so amazingly wonderful.
166. LB said:
Woooooohoooooo!! (Texas frat boy style congrats)
167. unlovedbypears said:
what does *year supply* mean?
168. dayment said:
Well, call an exorcist.
Dooce is pregnant.
169. Clubfoot said:
Pregnant? How in God's name did that happen? I didn't think Mormans did that.
I hope your baby doesn't poop on that bed.
170. moose said:
Blurbodoocious!!!
..."my boys"... plural???
171. SarahL said:
I wish I could put a nice guassian blur like that on my whole apartment, it would look so much better. And of course, congratulations #7,358! It wasn't until my sister had a baby a couple of months ago that I understood what the hullabaloo was all about. I can't wait to hear all the strange, wonderful things that Abcde Blurbodooce Armstrong brings to your life.
172. dscokween said:
first time poster, and recent first time mom here. Congrats!
Love the new room...make sure to get the baby room done sooner than 7 months though....more like month 5 or 6 of your pregnancy.
I didn't get the baby room finished and it's still in a state half-assedness. (5 months postpartum)
173. estella said:
A *year supply* is a Mormon thing... good Mormon families (read good Mormon wives)are supposed to keep a year's supply of food around so that all of the smug Mormons will have something to eat during Armageddon while the rest of us heathens starve. They're totally not going to share, either. Dooce is a detoxed Mormon... I'm sure you got the joke, right Dooce? There's nothing more satisfying for a non-Mormon than giving a Mormon bride a big bag of cornmeal as a wedding present.
174. unlovedbypears said:
heh heh ... thanks for the clarification, estelle. now i know where to go a-knockin' for staples (cake batter?) when Gabriel's trumpet blows.
175. kath said:
An April baby -- I'm sooo happy for you two!
Good luck on that name thing. I'm sure you'll find something wonderful on that UBN site. Latrina? I like Hereditary Armstrong. My 15 y.o. dd spent all school year working on an autobiography, which she titled "They Should Have Named Me Spike". Which just proves that you can't win--please yourselves.
176. enjoyingmyselfhugely said:
is Spike Lee going to sue her?
177. shy said:
oh.my.god! congratulations! :)
178. shy said:
oh yeah... and wonderful interior decorating. at only $300, no more! not bad, not bad..
179. jackie said:
holy crap! that's the nicest room! completely martha (peace be with)... scandalous and all! thanks for sharing! i too have a arts and crafts bungalow (circa 1924) which is in mad need of some handiwork and decorating. now like youth hostile, future looked bleak... now i'm at least definite on sheer window treatments long and wispy! yeS!
180. jackie said:
omg!!! and i was so excited about the room i didn't get to the last picture!!!! CONGRATSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!
181. petya said:
ouu-la-la! congratulations! please, promise you won't make one of those baby-blogs...the ones that sound like the baby itself is writing.
182. Shawnrok said:
Congrats, but I must say - I've found I'm pretty much done with this site. Nothing personal, but we're a long way from the shit talkin, booze drinking, running into stars, getting fired from her job, Dooce. Now it's just puppies, babies, and Martha Stewart. Hello LifetimeTV.
Don't say, "well don't read it then!" Because I won't - it's just that it was at one time exciting, hip and cutting edge.
I wish you the best Dooce and Blurb, but I think it's time I sailed into the sunset. Yeah I know, you're saying "good riddence."
183. sam said:
shawnrok, i believe you are a cunt.
184. estella said:
Wow. Someone thinks that putting "Congrats" in front of a slam adds tact. Someone is wrong.
185. anthony. said:
holy preggers, batman! mucho congrats.
186. Jacob said:
congratulations on the baby!
187. January said:
This blog entry, your delivery of this announcement....just phenomenal. Hands down phenomenal.
Congrats, too.
188. Beerzie Boy said:
Oh, I get it. Congratulations.
You'll be a fine mother; you have your poop issues well in hand.
189. mike.c. said:
...and the world became a better place. Water rises with joy.
190. Jenny said:
Hooray! What a great way to announce a pregnancy. You're so damn funny!
191. clementine said:
congratulations!! i don't think i'd ever have the guts to have a child... or redecorate a room like that! at least we know that with taste that good, your baby's gonna have a cool name :)
192. heather sparkles said:
very happy for you!