Isn't She Lovely?
There are moments when I honestly think that things can't get any worse, moments like Saturday morning when I threw my back out, moments like this morning when The Bladder Infection came back into my life. Childbirth has turned me into a blood-peeing cripple whose breath smells like prune juice.
If I didn't have the most goddamn adorable baby in the world I would have already asked for my money back. I don't know how women with ugly babies do it. I mean, a bad back, a recurring bladder infection, AND an ugly baby? That's totally grounds for suing God.
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Heather talks about public tantrums (from kids) on today's Momversation.
- RIP Louis Mortimer Armstrong: http://bit.ly/1R4tv6
- Hugs and kisses to you, too! RT: @Monkey_Tree: @dooce he probably committed suicide because he was tired of LISTENING TO YOU WHINE.
- Our fish just died. And I'm sitting here crying. And it wasn't even my fault!
