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May 2007

31:
  • Taxidermy Art
  • Fingers crossed
  • Never happier
  • Champion
30:
  • He is still wearing the shoes he bought in 1989
  • My Lawyer Advised Me Not to Respond
  • Thriving despite
  • A man, his dog, and his truck
29:
  • Brought to you by SPF 50
  • Pranks Calls to phone sex girls
  • Grinny
  • My nephew, Noah, flying a kite
28:
  • Desert flower
  • Desert dog
25:
  • The dreaded phone call from the hospital
  • Snufalapagus
  • Constant companions
24:
  • You were always on my mind
  • This is how potty training is going
  • Chuck showing his support of potty training
23:
  • Soon our home will be filled with cheap, breakable furniture
  • Photos of balloons popping
  • The longest neck in show business
  • Summer night
22:
  • And my sister still refuses to wear sunscreen
  • Yes, Lou survived the move
  • Chuck wearing Chucks
21:
  • Crazy Ladybugs
  • Interpretive lounging
  • The new house, it came with rose bushes, too
18:
  • Recent conversation with my former-Mormon hair stylist
  • Her hair is the one thing she inherited from me
  • Begging for a lick of my vanilla ice cream, could you refuse this face?
17:
  • Video: "I Think We're Dead."
  • Mother's Day gift from Jon
  • Total priss
  • A last goodbye
16:
  • Only in Utah
  • And we weren't even drunk when we did this to him
  • Ready to pop
15:
  • Patricia Waller, A Selection of Artworks
  • Overheard at the grocery store just now
  • Butterfly
  • So good at this he can sleep straight through it
14:
  • The appearance of evil
  • Eensy weensy!
  • For my father
11:
  • Potty training begins very soon
  • The 25 Most Exquisitely Sad Songs in the Whole World
  • Leta taking a final walk through the old kitchen
  • The little guy is getting gray hairs
10:
  • What Jon refers to as The Vagina Weekend
  • Both were anticipating a piece of cheese
  • Virtual Shoe Museum
  • Slightly reminiscent of a certain part of the anatomy
09:
  • Dude is totally craving triscuits
  • Do not doubt that she will kick your ass
08:
  • Newsletter: Month Thirty-nine
  • DIS MA BED!
  • Chuckuita
  • Wow, do I miss this kid already
07:
  • A lovely weekend evening
  • Can you give a dog an advil?
04:
  • Speaking of WHAM!
  • Karaoke
  • This kid looks a tiny bit like his mama
  • Because the beer wasn't strong enough
03:
  • A little R & R
  • Henry Martin Mason
  • I leave town for a couple days and LOOK WHAT HAPPENS
02:
  • A barman sketch with Stephen Fry and Hugh Laurie
  • View from the new living room
  • Acting very worried as he wanders through the now empty old house
01:
  • In my prime
  • Tastes Like Rainbows
  • Utah County Republicans ended their convention on Saturday by debating Satan's influence on illegal immigrants
  • Had a little lamb
  • It's like college around here all over again
  • Disapproving Rabbits

Heather talks about overcoming depression on today's Momversation.

  • Leta: "STOP FOLLOWING ME, COCO!" I wonder where she picked up that exclamation.
  • Me: "Hey Marlo, here's a vibrantly colored, squeaky toy made specifically for your age group!" Marlo: "Got any knives?"
  • @makeandtakes my pleasure! Had a great time with you guys!

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