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March 2006

31:
  • Healthy sleep habits, grumpy baby
  • Skittlebear Bunkins Boo
30:
  • Now she knows her ABC's, mostly
  • Cut and colored
29:
  • They're letting <i>anyone</i> write a children's book these days
  • Past participle
  • When I told her she couldn't wear red socks she took matters into her own hands
28:
  • Gateway behavior to felony assault
  • Wearing the silkscreened mug of her idol
27:
  • A can of worms
  • Building blocks
24:
  • Moments before both of them refused to eat breakfast
23:
  • SHOSHUN!
  • In a family way
  • Traffic sperm
22:
  • Chuck, crackbaby
  • I can't fight this feeling any longer
  • Just a good ole boy
21:
  • Learning to enjoy the winter
20:
  • In praise of my househusband
  • Fending off the body snatchers
  • Sometimes I wonder if I was even in the room when this kid was conceived
17:
  • Open wide
  • Dude won't shut up about his new jaunty collar
16:
  • Symptom
  • But...but...it was 90 degrees when we were in Austin
15:
  • SXSW: Photos in which everyone is wasted
  • SXSW Detox
  • Tom Coates getting all up in Mena Trott's business
14:
  • Jason Motherfucking Kottke
10:
  • Frightened now of our child's adolescence, as if we weren't before
  • King Chuck
09:
  • Final photos from Amsterdam
  • Ruby
08:
  • When a repressed urge becomes the worst case scenario
  • Looking back, a year ago today
07:
  • Meet-up in Austin
  • Reading
  • Early morning view from the porch
06:
  • Newsletter: Month Twenty-five
  • First buds on the plum tree in the front yard
03:
  • My dad will close his browser window when he gets to the second paragraph
  • Aerobic training for the Iditarod
02:
  • Meow!
  • Even more important than a pop tart
  • By the warm glow of the iMac
01:
  • This Product Not Tested on Aminals, Mostly
  • I live here

Heather talks about public tantrums (from kids) on today's Momversation.

  • Bedtime, Leta lingering defiantly in the hallway. Jon: "If you want fart stories, you better get in bed RIGHT NOW."
  • RIP Louis Mortimer Armstrong: http://bit.ly/1R4tv6
  • Hugs and kisses to you, too! RT: @Monkey_Tree: @dooce he probably committed suicide because he was tired of LISTENING TO YOU WHINE.

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