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November 2005

30:
  • Janurary 30, 1985
  • Reading
  • This is my brother, Ranger, and he has no hair
29:
  • Save until I delete
  • Unwilling to acknowledge each other's existence
28:
  • "This is what you get when you rely on the Internet to answer potentially life-altering questions"
  • First snow
25:
  • How funky is your chicken?
  • Mr. Chuckles, if you're nasty
24:
  • Giving thanks
23:
  • Because I love to play the organ
  • I had no idea there were so many patriotic cats in the world
22:
  • Country house
21:
  • Included batteries not
  • The third law
  • Doing Shane in the afternoon
18:
  • Vacation home
  • Soul-crushing
17:
  • 12 Months of Chuckles
  • Scrumptious Almost Bearded Drunk Girl
16:
  • With 7 vitamins and minerals
  • It runs away through my clutching hands
15:
  • You can't always get what you want
  • This makes me so happy inside
14:
  • Love is...
  • Enjoying
  • The consequences of living online
  • Moments before we arrived at Costco and she deafened a parking lot of patrons with The Demon Death Howl
13:
  • Stop
11:
  • Chocolate milk
  • Feeling Guilty
  • Return of the Chuckacabra!
10:
  • Further evidence that the Armstrong genes win
09:
  • Body of a frog, memory of an elephant
  • The Spirit of God like a fire is burning
08:
  • You're going to want to skip over this one, Dad
  • Number of the day
  • Haaaaaiiiiiir
07:
  • Why we stopped sharing a bowl of ice cream
  • You'll never guess who is having more fun
04:
  • To demonstrate three different ISO speeds on the camera, also to bug him while he's trying to nap
03:
  • Newsletter: Month Twenty-one
  • All the leaves are brown
02:
  • Hallowhy are you doing this to me?
  • This one is for my lesbian readers
  • Timmy and Oscar the Grouch Pumpkin
01:
  • Wherein a whole bunch of you just roll your eyes
  • Melmo?

Heather talks about public tantrums (from kids) on today's Momversation.

  • Bedtime, Leta lingering defiantly in the hallway. Jon: "If you want fart stories, you better get in bed RIGHT NOW."
  • RIP Louis Mortimer Armstrong: http://bit.ly/1R4tv6
  • Hugs and kisses to you, too! RT: @Monkey_Tree: @dooce he probably committed suicide because he was tired of LISTENING TO YOU WHINE.

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