With fire extinguisher at the ready
One of my resolutions for this year is to cook more, and I know it's not as glamorous as attempting to taste sixty different species of walnuts grown only in the southern part of Brazil. But I've got a toddler who routinely throws her head against the wall and a seven-year-old asking questions like, "What's a quorum?" Those walnuts sound delicious, but sometimes being a parent means you have to aim low.
Cook more. That's it. I'm not particularly interested in doing anything exotic or rolling my own sushi, I just want to have a hearty meal at dinner time that I didn't take out of the freezer and shove in the oven. Although we still do that on the weekends, but the weekends are for cheating anyway. Weekends are chocolate pop tarts for breakfast, taking turns napping through lunch, and then eating cake batter for dinner in the pajamas we're still wearing from the night before. God did not invent weekends for whole wheat.
So I've been looking for simple recipes I could introduce to the family. And that includes World's Pickiest Eater, Leta Doesn't Eat White Bread Armstrong. You think your child could out picky Leta? Would your child refuse a chocolate cupcake because it was sitting next to a vanilla one? WINNNNNING.
During my research I came across this awesome pasta recipe that tastes totally gourmet but only takes ten minutes to make:


I can't find the original recipe, but I always modify everything I cook anyway. It basically goes like this: while the pasta is cooking dump a half cup of Asiago cheese, a few cloves of minced garlic, a couple spoonfuls of thyme, a few pinches of sea salt and as many tomatoes as people eating the meal into a giant bowl. Once the pasta is cooked, dump it into the bowl and stir. Caution: the raw garlic may make you unpopular with your friends for several hours afterward.
Bright side? You're safe from vampires for the night.

No, Leta won't even look in the general direction of garlic or thyme, so we set aside a bowl of noodles for her and sprinkle Parmesan cheese on top. Okay, a lot of Parmesan cheese. Enough that she doesn't have to taste the actual pasta. BUT SHE'S EATING PASTA! If ever there were a cause for multiple exclamation points, THIS ONE'S IT!!!
(I'd planned on using those once Brad Pitt returned my email, but I guess he's busy.)
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subjectivitis said:
Have you ever tried the recipes at kevinandamanda.com? They're pretty good and super easy. My favorites include the bacon, avocado and chicken quesadillas and her chocolate cake.
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03.15.11 - 03:09 PM / 1The Dalai Mama said:
Awesome--sounds so good. I love it simple. I don't have advice for picky eaters, my son will eat most things or at least try most things and my daughter could be a goat--she will eat ANYTHING.
Raw garlic is welcome at our house
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03.15.11 - 03:17 PM / 2lamamatogng said:
Heather, I'm thrilled to introduce to you to the fabulous, humorous and culinarily gifted (you know what I mean) Catherine Newman. Perhaps you two are already connected. Anyway, Catherine has got oodles of yummy (and family friendly) recipes on her blog at Dalai Mama Dishes (www.family.go.com). She's an amazing writer, too. Hope you have fun getting to know one another!
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03.15.11 - 03:19 PM / 4gradstudentsare... said:
I do something similar as a quick and easy meal, but with goat cheese instead of asiago and fresh basil (when I can get it) instead of thyme. Yum.
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03.15.11 - 03:39 PM / 5gidge said:
I do something similiar as well, with some fresh basil and some crumbled up italian sausage, just cooked in some olive oil, then add everything else. Yum!
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03.15.11 - 03:44 PM / 6carina said:
For a non food blogger, these are some gorgeous food photos. But yes, whole wheat pasta, veggies, cheese = weeknight delicious!
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03.15.11 - 04:07 PM / 7knittyknatty said:
For simple cooking, I can't recommend Laurie Colwin's books enough.
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03.15.11 - 04:24 PM / 8npevey said:
Laurie Colwin is one of my favorite authors. I miss her.
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03.15.11 - 04:49 PM / 9tallnoe said:
I think it's great that you're trying to cook at home more.
And, I think it's really hard to cook at home for only myself. I don't like it. I would rather have people turn up their nose than just eat it alone. It's not as fun.
That said... GOOD LUCK! HAVE FUN!!
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03.15.11 - 04:49 PM / 10DomesticRockstar said:
My son is just as picky if not more. He won't eat GUMMI WORMS. What 4 year old won't eat GUMMI WORMS? He also won't eat pizza because it's "dirty". He won't touch any meat other than chicken nuggets and they have to be the frozen nuggets you heat up, not the nuggets from any fast food place. He's living off chicken nuggets and french fries, just hand me the mother of the year award now...thank you!
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03.15.11 - 05:12 PM / 11lacochino said:
YuuuuuuuUUUMMM!
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03.15.11 - 05:13 PM / 12latinforpayattention said:
Yum! That looks great. I make something similar. Parsley instead of thyme, peas instead of tomatoes, add a squeeze of lemon.
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03.15.11 - 05:19 PM / 13rIAm said:
Oh god! First, you teach Kim Kardashian how to change diapers on national tv, then you become queen of the mommy bloggers, and now you are aiming for Martha's crown... is there nothing you won't aim to be the valedictorian at?
p.s. so when are you appearing on The Martha Stewart Show?
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03.15.11 - 06:35 PM / 14kycarrie said:
I've really enjoyed the recipes on weelicious.com. Some of the ingredients are intimidating, but I've been able to easily modify them. For the most part the recipes are easy and really tasty!
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03.15.11 - 06:37 PM / 15max said:
Awesome pictures!
My sister and I have a webshow based on cheap, local foods.
http://www.hungrynation.tv/wcfoodies
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03.15.11 - 06:39 PM / 16sarahac said:
Hmm I wonder if my 8 yo could out pickiness Leta. No fruits. One baby carrot, raw, per day. No sauces EVER. No mac'n'cheese, no pizza, no smoothies, no muffins.
I have placed favorite desserts on the table during dinner. She will walk away from that rather than try one bite of dinner.
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03.15.11 - 07:41 PM / 17momofwildones said:
That sounds delicious. I have one that will not eat hot dogs or mac and cheese.
Momofwildones.com
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03.15.11 - 07:45 PM / 18mmoxxie said:
Winning: a song by Charlie Sheen.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QS0q3mGPGg
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03.15.11 - 07:46 PM / 19Jenni said:
My dad used to tell people I was going to have to register for Chinet when I got married because I would flip my shiz if my food touched. He'd stand behind me in line at Thanksgiving, take his fork and push my food around on my plate.
My lovely daughter wants to "save everything for later" or says, "I don't like peanut butter." Well, then. QUIT eating my Reese cups. Yeesh.
Good luck to you.
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03.15.11 - 08:09 PM / 20Ratatosk said:
My picky eater has a fear of gravy, butter, sloppy joes and mashed potatoes. One thanksgiving he ate a bowl of cocoa puffs. He LOVES aged cheese though -- I have to buy 3 year old aged white cheddar and other varieties of cheese.
He recently discovered bacon, so I found a recipe for bacon chocolate chip cookies. Unfortunately WE loved them, him not so much. Yag!
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03.15.11 - 08:38 PM / 21burkeabee said:
Ree Drummond is the way to go for recipes.
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03.15.11 - 09:01 PM / 22vjl0027 said:
Heather, I don't know if you can relate, but I can't stand how boring it is waiting for the water to boil for pasta. So my favorite approach is to make pasta bakes. The big advantage is that you can cook dry pasta this way. Yes, dry. Toss with some olive oil, then mix it with a sauce, doubling the liquid (I usually add wine, broth, or water to increase the volume of liquid). All you do is stick it in the oven and stir once or twice. The pasta absorbs the liquid instead of just plain water so it's much tastier. But I love it because it's easy. Here's a basic recipe: http://karmafreecooking.wordpress.com/2008/02/15/t.... This one is for mac & cheese: http://smittenkitchen.com/2006/10/cheddar-and-elbo.... (FYI someone decided this method needed a fancy name so it's aka "absorption pasta"). And finally, the easiest blueberry bread pudding, made in the microwave: http://www.kingarthurflour.com/recipes/fast-and-ea.... Enjoy your adventures in the kitchen!
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03.15.11 - 09:38 PM / 23dolphy36 said:
I am blessed with a kid who eats most things I put in front of him, thankfully, but my friend's daughter? She eats...peanut butter, pancakes, and french fries. Oh, yeah...and she drinks milk. Herein concludes her personal menu. So Leta is rockin out on the pasta!
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03.15.11 - 09:51 PM / 24AniTd said:
Just read this today - maybe Leta is just a "supertaster"?
http://www.good.is/post/why-broccoli-tastes-bad-an...
I used to be an INCREDIBLY picky eater, not unhealthy, just the type who separates food by colour etc. I grew out of it. Slowly.
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03.15.11 - 10:13 PM / 25Oakgirl said:
This sounds great! It you don't like the taste of completely raw garlic, you can either put a little of the boiling water in the bottom of the big bowl (like 2 tablespoons), with the garlic to let it cook a bit. Or when the pasta is done, dump the garlic in the boiling water for just a second before you drain it. My stomach can't take raw garlic but I love it anyway.
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03.15.11 - 10:33 PM / 26haggardmom said:
@DomesticRockstar- mine won't eat gummi worms either. Or gummi anything, including vitamins. He will eat chewable fish oil though, so ?? :-)
Also, my son has a thing for plate garnishes... be it kale, parsley, or lettuce, he almost always eats his plate garnish in restaurants. However, he will not eat those things at home. Go figure!
Right now, my 8 year old is shunning all cheese that is not yellow. Despite repeated explanation as to why the cheese is yellow, and how our white cheese is EXACTLY THE SAME.
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03.15.11 - 11:18 PM / 27luv and kiwi said:
"God did not invent weekends for whole wheat."
It's lines like this that keep me coming back for more.
:)
Thank you.
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03.15.11 - 11:42 PM / 28Mama to Henry said:
Chicken Enchilada Bake - an easy one dish meal you can make ahead of time.
1. To make the sauce: Mix together in a medium bowl, one 6 ounce container fat free Greek yogurt, 1 cup salsa, 2tsp chili powder, 1 (10 and 3/4 ounce) can condensed fat free or 98% fat free cream of chicken soup. Hot sauce optional.
2. Add 1 cup of the above mixture to 2 cups cooked chicken (I used 2 ten ounce cans of chunk chicken and shredded it with my fingers) and 1/2 cup shredded mexican-type cheese. Instead of 2 cups of chicken, I have also used black beans or a mix of the two.
3. Heat 6 tortillas (can use whole wheat, if it's not the weekend) to get them pliable (6 inch round)
4. Divide the mixture evenly amongst the 6 tortillas, rolling them up and placing them in a 11X8 or so shallow pan (I used my pyrex dish)
5. Pour the remaining sauce over the enchilladas and (top with additional shredded cheese, or parmesan cheese to your child's liking) bake covered at 350 degrees for around 40 minutes.
Yum!
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03.16.11 - 06:15 AM / 29filmlady said:
A picky child has no business putting parmesan cheese on ANYthing. That is the nastiest stuff EVER made, and smells just like barf (at least to MY sensitive nose!)
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03.16.11 - 08:00 AM / 30Figtron said:
I adore pasta, and asiago cheese.
Too bad I can't have any until after the wedding...in June. No one wants to see a bride that looks like Jabba the Hut.
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03.16.11 - 08:35 AM / 31