Oh sure, you're snarky now, but just wait until Leta starts listing Tyrant as her emergency contact and asking for him to come in for Parent Days.

(JUUUUUUST kidding! My parents were starting their own business and had childcare help when I was growing up, and I'm very close to them. And I'm also not a serial killer. EVERYONE WILL BE FINE.)

My dog will occasionally sit on the floor and spin in circles. It is then that I know it is time to go in and have her anal sacs expressed.

How gross of a job must that be? Anal Sac Expresser. "Hi, I'm Joe and I am an anal sac expresser".

Have you ever been in the same room as your dog when they get their ass sacs expressed? It is vile. Horribly vile. I am not sure which is worse - the possibility of having crap smeared on the rug because my dog is doing sit-and-spin to relieve her scratchy, poo-filled butt -- or going to the vet and smelling the wretched odor of anal sac goo.

ICK.

So funny. I think I could possibly barf if I watched the dog video. My head goes to why they might be doing this and it just turns my stomach. I'm conjuring images of a plethora and parasites.Ewww! The 1st day of school, I so dread it. Ours is Thursday and my eldest is starting Kindergarten. It will be a little somber around here. I am planning a small funeral for her preschoolerness complete with black hats and veils.Pictures to be posted shortly:)Hope you got it all sorted out. Those damn backpacks and uniforms won't get themselves:) Happy Mothering!

in that case you should check out THIS VIDEO.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glii-kazad8&feature...

I don't know if you like corgis as much as I do, but it's still reallly hilarious to watch this dog leap into the air to jumo into the water, only to land barely a foot in front of where he was, barely clearing the dock. it even has slow mo. :D

also the dogs doing that just remind me of Hot Tub Time Machine!

I have three dogs -- that video makes me want to clean the carpets and all the floors. Ew.

Just thought -- my lab constantly licks her rear end -- I wonder if that is the same as dragging it? Maybe she needs an anal squeeze.

Yeah, but sometimes? Couldn't their but just be itchy?

is anyone having post-childbirth empathy for these dogs?

somehow, i often feel like the buzzkill of the comments section.

Thank you for that video.

I just sat here laughing, shaking & wiping the tears from my eyes, trying not to be heard by the rest of the office, because they think I'm weird enough. I'm glad someone else finds this funny, in spite of the ewww factor.

My family calls that maneuver "scooting" by the way.

Forevermore I will visualize this video when I hear one of my favorite pieces. How could you? I must go and lie down for a while....or maybe have a cocktail.

Wow, seems even if you're self-employed, you can't screw around; got someone watching over your shoulder too. But wait... you hired him, so...

Perhaps he's doing what you hired him to do, huh? LOL so no calling him "Mom." Sounds to me like I'd like a Tyrant, too!

that kind of punchy laughter re-oxygenates the blood. good for you for the rewatches.

also, as owner of a bum wiping Golden Retriever this pleased me into giggles especially because another part of that very concerto from Bach was what my cousin played for me to walk down aisle at my wedding.

I am no longer married and dogs scooching the itch out of their bungholes to the strains of my wedding processional just cleansed my brain of that shitty relationship in a way nothing else has.

awesome. now I can go back to work.

Awww. It's funny but I really can't help but pity these little creatures and their poor itchy little butts.

The funky buttwalk!

Today I really needed to laugh so hard I cried. Thank you.

Oh, thanks for "Dogs Wiping Their Bums". Really, thank you. I wasn't expecting to wipe tears from my eyes this late at night - for any reason.

i am immature and i am crying from laughing so hard. and i'm happy to say, my boyfriend came in and caught me watching this and started laughing, too! at least i'm not the only crazy in the household.