Hey Dooce,

Now tell us what the baby's name will be. I'll bet that you're itching to know what we think of that too. Ok, that's a joke. Sort of.

Your buddy,

Swiper

Btw, you two couldn't find the blue tile that runs along as a baseboard? This is a shotty job and I think people are 'attacking' you because we expected better. If it's a bad job, why even post pics and open comments.

I really loathe it when you become an internet whore just to get traffic or get people fired up. It really sucks. And you have the audacity to comment back and antagonize people because they are giving their opinions. Your bathroom looked better before you messed it up. Period. Anyone else stating differently is kissing your proverbial ass so you will go to their blog and kiss their proverbial ass.

Wow! People do get worked up over the home improvement projects! Thanks for posting the pictures- I think it's lovely, and #261 had a good idea for hiding the mismatched tile, if you wanted to.

YOU HAVE TOILET PAPER ON YOUR FLOOR! AND DOGS! AT THE SAME TIME!

In case you didn't know.

Hi, Armstrongs! Congratulations on your new bathroom! You did awesome and I hope you enjoy it!

OMG DOOOOOOOCE! I totally heart you! Were you one of the lucky 2.4 million americans to buy a Orla Kiely specimen at Target? How? You must be like a decorating genius or somethin'! And then you paired it with a sink from this out-of-the-way storefront named IKEA or somesuch? How do you come up with it all?! And then - BAM -- you leave the walls white! That's some lyrical gansta action right there.

Listen Dooce, I enjoy your blog (even tho I think jon is kinda a dick -- hi jon!) but just who is nutters here. You make this project sound like you're repairing the Hubble and the pictures show you replaced your vanity with an ikea sink. And it took like three weeks. First you broke your little toe and now this first world problem too? WOW! HOW CAN WE ADMIRE YOU MORE?

I really love the comments, but not for the 'nutters'. I love the "YOU TWO ROCK!!!!!!!!!" dooce-lovahs.

303 is a great example of the totally confusing level of energy people are putting into disliking the bathroom. 303 - go reread what you wrote. Then ask yourself *why* the state of a bathroom renovation for a home YOU DO NOT LIVE IN inspires you to call Heather an "internet whore" and drone on about her "audacity" to respond to some of the truly mean-spirited shit people are posting here. When someone calls you a whore, do you sit there and grin? Does your mom?

Also, the word is "shoddy".

Also, someone should send that maniac (#93) a copy of The Secret. Thoughts become things, friend.

Also, you got a Lewinsky joke in your comments. You're so retro, Heather.

Man, I remember remodeling my bathroom. There was a point when we just gave up on the rotten linoleum (splashy bathtimes) and just carpeted the whole room. Why the heck would anyone carpet a bathroom? I don't know, but we kind of forgot about the inevitable task of ripping up that linoleum until we moved.

I had a good friend sort go through a series on contractors in order to figure out who they wanted to use for a kitchen remodel. Interestingly, most of the contractors interviewed them. The guy they ended up hiring told them he had only one question they needed to answer: not what do you want it to look like, not how much is your budget - he asked them how strong their marriage was. Enough said.

Honestly, I kind of love the different tile - after all, it is the shape of the vanity! It's giving the bathroom character - its not perfect, but thats what makes a house a home. tell the losers to suck it

I forgot to say how I pretty much orgasmed when I saw your acrylic organizers today.

I'd have waited two weeks for the matching tile. But, overall, it looks nice and clean. Did you put the tub in it? And is that a FLOR rug?

Wow! I didn't think a bathroom could be so controversial.
I think it looks great, but what I really want are those texts from Jon.

The tile under the vanity looks atrocious. You should have ordered and waited for the right stuff. Typical that its "GOT TO BE NOW..DON'T WAIT".

Are you really all that happy with it now?

Thank you so much for providing my entertainment for the evening by having comments open. Made my night!

The tile under the vanity looks atrocious. You should have ordered and waited for the right stuff. Typical that its "GOT TO BE NOW..DON'T WAIT".

Are you really all that happy with it now?

What? Are you serious? Mental note - NEVER make decisions like this while pregnant.

Good gosh, my bathroom looks EXACTLY like your before photos. Same piece of crap vanity and hideous light fixture that we inherited when we bought our flat.

Planning an entire kitchen remodel soon, courtesy of Ikea and it will totally kick ass. Ikea haters can head over to Home Depot....

Dude, you've told us the story about how you were once so constipated you had to get in the bath and that Jon then scooped poo out in his bare hands while you recovered on the cold hard tiles of the bathroom floor.

Publish the text messages.

Have you ever thought of running a contest, wherein the winners get to come to your house, a la the Pioneer Woman? Because this would be the perfect opportunity. You could just pick a commenter at random and invite them over to use your new bathroom. In fact, maybe they'd like to bring their own hexagonal tile since that seems to be such a problem around here.

This comment thread made my afternoon. Thank you, internet crazies!

Seriously, I have to appologize for commenting twice, but I love how most of the haters comment Anonymously. Like we're going to see Bob or Charlie or Sarah and immediatley know who they are! I bet they're wearing their tin foil helmets so no one can pick up their brain waves.

And sorry if I have typos, I'm celebrating my negative preg test with wine tonight!!!!

#334 my favorite number!! I like the difference in the tile, and how the square ones just seemed to almost work as a platform upholding the star of the show, but what do I know. It is all in our perception. Thank God we are not all alike, that would be very boring. Best wishes to you and your family over the next few weeks. I cant help but wonder how often you will blog once the new addition arrives. selfish huh??(sorry)

#346 my favorite number!! I like the difference in the tile, and how the square ones just seemed to almost work as a platform upholding the star of the show, but what do I know. It is all in our perception. Thank God we are not all alike, that would be very boring. Best wishes to you and your family over the next few weeks. I cant help but wonder how often you will blog once the new addition arrives. selfish huh??(sorry)

Really, 344? really? You're going there?

Okay, then. Please promise to do the following: the next time you find yourself complaining about anything that isn't a) AIDS orphans, b) human trafficking, c) world hunger, d) Bosnian refugees, e) mental illness in vietnam vets, or f) Darfur, kindly flog yourself for your failure to live in the real world.

Or if it's so "difficult to read about someone making such a big f ing deal about mismatched tiles in times like these," don't read it. Easy! Problem solved! Now, let's move on to something tougher, like any one of (a)-(f), supra.

As someone who remodeled her entire kitchen in Ikea cabinets and countertops (gasp) and lives in an old house filled with make-it-work solutions, I think it looks great. Sure the modern style isn't everyone's 'bag' and the tiles are different, but it gives it-- what "old house" people call-- character. Congrats on your remodel!

First of all, many of your commenters are correct. Your original bathroom was better. Ikea's stuff looks very cheap and this is no exception, and the tile is a real eyesore. That's just an opinion, which we readers are entitled to.

What I don't understand is why you post a blog like this, basically inviting commentary, and then get upset when people say they don't like what you've done with the place. Especially feeling the need to write an update on your blog saying the "nutters" have come out - I read through the first 150 comments and I don't see any nutters. No one is out of line - people are just sharing a variety of opinions. It really bugs me that you and Jon write messages on Twitter scolding your readers whenever they don't sing your praises. I just don't get that at all and never will.

I've read your blog for a long time, and I think you're incredibly funny and smart and witty, which is why I keep reading. But in the past year, the combo of your increasingly corporate site and the way you talk down to your readers who dare voice a contradicting opinion is really maddening. Since your redesign, I've gone from checking your site daily to checking maybe once a month - I can't be the only one.

husband: I think I'll just stain the old laminate instead of replacing it with new.

me: (using my best femalese because if I don't then I'm being "perfectionistic and controlling") I don't know anything about this and I'm not really sure, but I think that maybe laminate isn't porous and won't take stain.

husband: No, it will be great. I know it will work. Just wait and see. (as he loads ten cans of stain into cart)

me: (trying now to avoid showing my sheer panic) Maybe just to be sure we should ask the guy at the paint counter.

husband concedes.

16-year-old pimply kid in orange apron: No, you can't stain laminate because it isn't porous.

husband: Yeah, I thought so.

me: (silently struggling to remember why it is that I'm heterosexual)

Congratulations on surviving! And I think the tile looks cool.

And the laughs just keep on coming. Wherever you open comments, I don't even need to go to my Google Reader for entertainment from other blogs. Oh, the funnies! The many, many funnies!

Whether the bathroom looks good or not, I find it interesting how many people think that the only way to go is "matching". Things can be complimentary to each other without being exactly the same. When you wear a yellow shirt, do you always wear yellow pants, socks and shoes too? (Or maybe your taste is too sophisticated to even consider wearing yellow. Ever.")

Heather, I salute you for allowing this madness to go on in your space. Who knew that just by redoing your bathroom, you would make the world a better place by giving so many of us this excellent opportunity to laugh at the crazies?

Come for Heather's writing, stay for the batshit insanity!

Maybe you guys are hiding behind the curtains right now after everyone's opinions on your bathroom. This might of been one of those times that you might of thought about keeping comments closed. Im not into the total modern look that actually looks like the 60's, but Ive liked alot of your decorating. I just have to say that I loved how it looked before the remodel except maybe fixing the door hinge and changing the faucet. The tile would drive me nuts too-maybe you could separate the two patterns with like blue colored thin rectangle tiles? I'm not being a hater-love your site, not jealous, not crazy nuts, just understand that you are human too and make mistakes like the rest of us! :)

I'm envious! The only projects I "get" to do are ones that can be completed (and cleaned up after, too) in the time that hubby is at work and 5 year old is at school. Otherwise they stand around in the way, break stuff and whine.

Oh-and I live with a vanity identical to the one you just removed. Except that mine faces the toilet at a distance of 18". And the toilet is on this weird pedestal a full 2" higher than the rest of the floor. And you're never gonna believe this, but the fact that all of the tile is matched does not keep me from bruising my knees on the drawer pulls.

Your awesome rug is convincing me that I need to quit waffling and just order me some Flor.

#359 -- Well said!

Personally, I prefer an eclectic look over uniformity. To me, mixing it up says "character" and "personality." If I'm being fair, I guess matching everything is expressing another valid type of personality, but I just don't get it. This (among many other excellent reasons!) is why it's great we don't all share the same bathroom, folks.

Looks cool.....but who has to clean under that thing??? eak!

I can't even read any more comments because this is so unbelievable. Heather, you are awesome. And you two are lucky to have each other. Lordy, but the people are crazy.

I actually think that especially with the throw rug, the tile looks fine. It gives the floor a bit of visual interest, which is something you don't typically get in a bathroom. And quite honestly, the old vanity would have driven me nuts WAY more than the new tile. Love the new vanity.

Swiper no swiping!

Sorry, had to get that out of my skin. I, um, like the mismatched tile! It's not like it's just a random strip or something--it matches up perfectly w/ the dimensions of the vanity (which I also like). I've lived in too many apartments w/ the cheap, boring stuff that was in there before.

And to the people who are confounded by the toilet paper on the floor--I'm guessing Utah isn't quite as humid as, say, Wisconsin, and soggy TP isn't a big problem there. And if it is? I'm guessing Heather'll figure out another place to store it.

(a) I do think you are a crazy-person, because did you not remodel your kitchen while preggers with Leta? OR - maybe you are a genius, for the pressure and deadline of an impending child is probably a great motivator to finish quickly.

(b) It looks lovely. I am digging the orange.

(c) I completely love how bitchy that YOU ARE SO LUCKY commentor was on #93. Please. Write a book of your best comments. I would pay. (PS since when is WRITING not a job worthy of pay?)

(d) Are the fixtures IKEA? Because - meOW.

IMO, the best comment on here is Harmony at 223. She made me cry.

Your writing is such a gift, Heather.

seriously? i've NEVER commented on your blog before but...
omfg.
these people.
i'm DYING from the comments.
i think the bathroom is just perfect. in fact, after you have your baby, you can come do the bathroom in my house that we had to gut...and then my husband NEVER got around to fixing it...because he sucks like that.
enjoy your new bathroom!! it looks great!

Oh Heather, bless you for putting up with all of these nutjobs leaving you wacky comments. I think you are fabulous. I loved the book, I laughed from cover to cover. I really like your sense of style. The new babies room looks precious. I like the vanity in the bathroom, but I agree with some of the other people about the tile, I would order the other ones and put them in later. Keep on being fabulous and making us laugh everyday (except those assholes who are giving you crap, screw em)

Amazing, Heather... simply amazing! :) Props on the variety of conversation generated by a re-model! :)

Wow, I thought remodeling only brought the crazy out in the people actually doing the remodeling. Apparently it brings the crazy out of the entire internet.

People take their bathrooms kinda personally, huh?

had you said that the differing tile was a new and stylish take on bathroom flooring, every lemming reading would have been buying the same. it looks fine, like the vanity has it's own tile rug. by the way, speaking of lemmings - i bought the banana republic ring and it looks amazing! thank you.

Apparently I am (almost) as crazy as you... having decided to wait until I had my first baby and she was 2 weeks old to start remodeling our upstairs bath. Right now the baby is 4 weeks old and the bathroom has NO WALLS OR FLOOR. However that will be remedied this week when the carpenter comes... but of course after that we are going to do the tiling ourselves, because we are nuts, and who can't take care of a newborn and tile at the same time, right? We should have done it when I was in my third trimester... I take it back - I am more crazy than you!!

By the way, my husband and I LOVE your book idea... "nothing will be fine"... we are with you!!! (That'll be an extra $1000 because all your pipes behind the wall are crap and need to be replaced because they are leaking and you didn't know it...)

Wow. I bet you wish you'd used the wide angle lens on the after shots, rather than the before.

You may find it somewhat ironic that I just had a 45 minute domestic with my husband because I was reading the comments on this post rather than packing for our 16 hour drive tomorrow. Somehow I intuitively realised that I should not mention that packing is boring, and the comments here are a lot more full of the crazy fun today.

I also hope that you care not one jot what I, or anyone else who doesn't have to poop there, thinks about your bathroom, but I will say it looks far nicer than mine in both the before and the after shots.

Finally you must know this is just a rich vein of material for future comedy and therefore eat it up with a runcible spoon. That'll show them, That'll show ALL of them!

What is a "proverbial ass" (as per #303)?

Where can I find one?

Wow I like it, but I like modern, and I like light, simplistic, modern bathrooms. Having lived in an overpriced city where houses costs gazillions and having suffered through tiny, itty bitty dated old icky bathrooms consequently, I was impressed with the first one. Yeah, it's dated, but it's big and looks this side of 1950. Anyway I love the re-do. Love the vanity and the orange rug. God I hate ikea haters. Europeans do it well, so what if they aren't paving the way. They are taking newer concepts and styles and giving them to us plebians. I'm for that.
People are dying somewhere though, so you shouldn't post about bathrooms. Apparently.

oh my goodness, I just had to comment on the comments! Maybe because I don't have a lot of experience with blog comments (don't have a blog and don't often read the comments), I'm the person standing across the street giggling at someone who tripped up the curb.

I think the bathroom looks great, congrats on surviving the remodel!

I am not going to get into the whole likes it/doesn't like it/has crack-addicted bats in the belfry thing.

However, I do have a vanity that is raised off the floor on legs, so I feel somewhat knowledgeable about this:

You will forever be sweeping under it to remove dog toys and whatever Coco decides to fish out of the wastebasket.

My cats decided that the space under the vanity was where toy mice and used Q-tips needed to be buried.

dooce, are you trying to induce labor by opening up comments on this or what? You KNOW that the freaks were gonna come out for this one. There's no way that I'll have the patience to read 'em all, so how about posting a greatest hits? I'm sure there's some choice content here.

Also, please don't share Jon's text msgs. Poor guy. Why is it that males kill themselves with these insane DIY projects? Hire it out!

P.S. My captcha is "bacon in." Hmmmm...

Wow, old people are LAME. In ten years, if you catch me talking about how "my bathroom tile is so much more sophisticated than your bathroom tile" on someones blog page, please don't hesitate to shoot me.

Holy hell. Seriously.

I had to come back and read all this stuff. First off - where did Heather specifically say that everyone who disagreed were nutters? I love how people just step up and volunteer for the title.

Ya know, just because it's a free country and you CAN say what you want doesn't mean you should. Just because Heather "puts it out there" doesn't mean it makes you a gem of a person to come give a critical and unsolicited opinion of her HOME - her personal space. Gah - that's like saying if she decides to throw a dinner party and have 100 guests over that JUST BECAUSE she opened her home to all those people, it somehow justifies them sitting there at dinner telling her how hideous they think her house is.

Rude is rude. And it doesn't make you an ass-kisser just because you're not rude.

I like the bathroom even more now. :) Please make your masthead a closeup of where the old tile meets the new tile. Just so everyone that hates it has to look at it. Good laws.

***WOW! Comment 351 hit the nail on the head!!!***

I agree with that comment x10000000000000 :)

Your bathroom used to look better than mine. Now you have mismatched tiles. And I don't. Love the rug though. I could never stop thinking about the tile.

Nice! We really need some his and her sinks as well... My husband's a total hogger!

This thread is so much more interesting than the work I'm supposed to be doing.

One thing I'm noticing is the wide and lovely dichotomy between the people who are rending garments over HOW CAN YOU COMPLAIN ABOUT THIS TRIVIAL HORSESHIT and those who are getting very twitchy about how they could Never Stop Thinking About the Tile. Can we get those folks in a room so they can beat the snot out of each other? Please?

Fanny, I want to invite you over for some beers.

I just want to say that comment 353 is right on target. I completely agree with what that person wrote.

Do you all notice how the 'haters' comments are picked apart by some of Dooce's supporters? Like, "don't call her ugly, she's my friend and you need to learn how to spell!"

Such schmoozing on the site, it's actually rather hilarious.

I'd also like to add---most of these comments are Democrats because the Republicans stopped reading long ago.

There was talk of needing a tub; where is the damn tub? You switched out the vanity to a toe-stubbing vanity because you're going to miss the current boot you're wearing? I don't get it.

Did you ask any of these people for their opinion? Or do they all just think you want it?

Awww...COMMENT 351 is love! <3

My thoughts EXACTLY!

PS The double sinks are a great idea...now you have a place to plop the baby while you pee and you can still wash your hands without risking drowning her!

Dood, I think you have a full year's worth of mastheads here...

Honey, you have no idea how much I would love to come over for beers. And if we ever move back to SLC, I would even bring the beer, because my husband makes it (and I am now wondering what kind of bitchpanic people would have if you put a kegfridge in your dining room like we have...can you hear it now? "I NEVER STOP LOOKING AT THE TAPS!!!")

I think I read all of the comments, and I decided that all of the people with the misplaced sense of proprietary must be somehow related to my in-laws. Are the comments on "Rate My Space" this heated? And did someone actually say that they were disgusted by the positive, upbeat posts of Dooce groupies and then turn around and say that everyone has a right to their opinion but that you have no right to respond with your opinion on your own website? Maybe they meant everyone has a right to their opinion as long as it is the same as theirs? Yes, definitely somehow related to my in-laws.

I read your blog because when I was trying to make it through a rough postpartum depression and no one in my family believed that depression is a "real thing", I could read your site and know that it does get better.

Oh... and because your site is hilarious - people are surprisingly passionate about where they poop. Some people have no appreciation for hyperbole. None.

dude you are so right! these damn comments are hilarious :D!! funny how hiding behind the screen brings out the asshole in people LOL.

Holy smokes...what a crazy bunch o' comments!

Funny enough, hubby and I have been thinking of doing a bathroom reno. Now I'm totally psyched to blog about the reno after! Apparently nothing brings the Internet together in peace and harmony quite like a renovation story.

Nice job on the reno and on keeping your sense of humour, Heather!

P.S. I would *love* to see what your haters would have to say about the current state of my office right now. I'm too ashamed to even take a picture of the mess in here...

The award for Douchebaggery Most Foul goes to... comment number 93, who shared this tasty angst-filled bit:

"All i can say is-- enjoy it while it lasts...We are all getting old, and will get sick and die. We will ALL Die!"

Party straight up pooped. I was all jazzed about the new tile, but damn--this just in--we're all going to die...? Shit.

Go you, Heather. Your new bathroom is rad.

Haha it's like some people did not read far enough to know that you were unable to find the hexagonal tile. I think the mismatch-ness of it adds a really great quirky factor. A good thing :) Eff the naysayers, seriously.

I like it. If the difference in tiles annoys you, it can be fixed by going with either tile. If not, no worries. And obviously, this can be done when not so pregnant.

Keep up the great blogging Heather! I love reading it!

Michigan shoutout! yeahhhh!

I would cry if this were my bathroom that I had just worked hard on to redo and people said all these nasty things about it. Especially if I were pregnant- I was so vulnerable to even the tiniest sort of criticism when I was pregnant. I don't know how you do it...I'd be a sniveling, wailing mess reading these.

I've read this blog for awhile and have also come across dooce-hating posts on other blogs and never understood the hate. A comment about this post on a hater site was what led me to read the comments on this one. Seriously, so much drama about a bathroom that they're talking about it on other sites! Silliness. I get the sense of humor on this site so I guess that's why I don't get the hate on others.

That being said, I don't understand why commenters put people in two camps: if you like it, you are an ass-kissing sycophant, and if you don't, you are a crazy nutter, asshole, etc. Having slogged through the comments, I find a handful falling in either category, but mostly I find people who don't like it and people who do. Why does it have to be anything more than that? Comments are for opinions and responses so no one should be shocked when those are what are posted. So here's mine, which I would tell you if I was your friend and had come over to see your bathroom, which seems to be the rule for an okay comment.

I don't like the tile, it would drive me crazy. I'm worried about you stubbing your toes on the vanity. I liked the idea of putting a basket or something underneath the vanity. I like your style.

For the actual nutters and assholes, you will always be in a lose-lose situation. If you'd remodeled with really expensive stuff from exclusive stores you would be elitist, flaunting it in our face and misusing your resources in this bad economy because we are all going to die. If you go to Target and Ikea, you have no sophistication and are a drone with no taste who buys cheap crap and watches American Idol. So I don't envy you that, but it seems you take it with a huge dose of hilarity.

And that is my contribution to Bathroom Crisis '09.

Thanks for the tip about the comments! And I thought I dealt with cranky people today...at least no one mentioned imminent doom...(So many good masthead quotes above me!)

My main requirement for a remodeling job is that it be FINISHED, so we don't have a completely nonfunctional bathroom or kitchen, or whatever. Your "taste" is just fine.

My little dog would have that toilet paper stolen and stashed in about 1 minute....to later appear strewn about the house at her entertainment and my dismay! I'm suprised Coco doesn't do this little trick?!

My only comment to someone who has lived through a remodel - been there, done that and you have my greatest empathy and support.

#449. Carrie: If I'm reading you correctly, you're saying there are other sites/blogs out there devoted specifically to hating on Heather? For serious?

Wow...does the phrase "get a life" mean anything to those people?

THIS is how you tell you've hit the big time, Heather. Not Oprah, not the Today Show, not being a bestselling author. No, having hater sites devoted to hating on you because of your blog and your success - that's when you know you are Queen of the Internet!

Anyone who does not understand the frantic need to finish a project regardless of matching tile, has never experienced the nesting phase of late pregnancy. Good for you for getting it done.

I think we are married to the same person.

The tile reminds me of my great-grandparents tile in their bathroom in Tennessee, from what I fuzzily remember. I think my boyfriend's old house also had hexagonal tile, AND the mismatched square tile under the sink area.

The vanity is better than the one you took out; finding all of the stuff in those cabinets had to have been a major pain.

I don't really understand what has everyone getting their panties in a twist. It's just tile.

Wanted to post about your groovy shitter but decided to drink a 6-pack of Provo Girl Pilsner instead because we're all going to DIIIIIIIE!

BOOOOOO!

Holy Jesus do I hate people.

I love how some people feel that because they don't love it, you shouldn't either. I also love how there are others who are surprised that they don't love everything you do. Amazing!

First off, I just want to say how much I despise the term "haters". It makes me feel like I'm on some bad MTV show. As opposed to a good MTV...oh...wait...shit.
Second, had I known bathroom tile was such good blog fodder, I would have remodeled the shit out of my bathroom like a dozen times now. I wouldn't even care that I rent.
You've turned a very basic, generic bathroom into one that has personality. And the tiles? Unless someone is having dirty slutty spouse-sex on the bathroom floor, who is gonna notice at that angle? It's like a surprise tile-rug. Bonus!
And Ikea is a magical wonderland, bitches! Where else can you get 99 cent breakfast and run the risk of getting disoriented, all while stumbling across amazing shit you didn't even know you needed because it's all in a foreign language?
But I do have to know, how do you keep the dogs away from the toilet paper? Tasers? Forcefield? Harsh language? Are my pets just colossal toilet paper stealing jerks or something?

Hmmm...you've been calling the crazy for years by being frank with how you've handled your own situation. Turns out the best way to coddle the herd is to show a picture of your bathroom. My suggestion, show remodel pictures once a week and the kids will have full ivy league tuition waiting for them. Play the hate!