After a week with the Hamiltons
Me: "What is this?"
Jon: "That? That's Leta's fart machine."
Me: "Where did she get a fart machine?"
Jon: "Don't look at me. She spent last week with your people."
Me: "What do you mean my people?"
Jon: "Let's put it this way: you don't ever see anyone on my side of the family using the roof of a house as a diving board."
Me: "That's not fair. He only did that twice."
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Heather talks about overcoming depression on today's Momversation.
- Leta: "STOP FOLLOWING ME, COCO!"
I wonder where she picked up that exclamation.
- Me: "Hey Marlo, here's a vibrantly colored, squeaky toy made specifically for your age group!"
Marlo: "Got any knives?"
- @makeandtakes my pleasure! Had a great time with you guys!
