Baby, it's cold outside
This weekend we finally carved out several hours to set up Christmas decorations, and I am not at all exaggerating when I refer to that time in hours. I don't know why I thought it would be a good idea to buy 25 boxes of round ornaments, or why I thought the tree would have enough branches to hold that many, but we hadn't been hanging ornaments for thirty minutes before Leta announced she was bored. There were still 17 or 18 boxes of ornaments waiting patiently for a place on the tree, 17 or 18 boxes that I did not have the heart to send back up into that freezing attic space, and I suddenly remembered having this exact conversation with my own mother. I always got tired of helping her hang ornaments and would wander off to play with a box of Barbies, leaving her to do the bulk of the work. And since my mother was too generous to say what she was thinking, I went ahead told Leta what my mother should have said to me all those years: SUCK IT, KID.
You're welcome, Mom.
We'd been watching episode after episode of Spongebob all morning, and as Jon twisted a section of the artificial tree into place (he's allergic to real ones) he suggested I turn on some festive holiday music. And as I walked back to my computer to sift through our music collection I realized we don't have much to choose from. In fact, in the years that Jon and I have been together we've purchased only one album of Christmas music, A Charlie Brown Christmas, which has to be the most depressing Christmas music of all time. If you weren't on Prozac before you listened to that album, you'll be begging your therapist for a prescription by song two. That little bald kid cannot catch a break, and the whole album sounds like someone just beat him up and stole his lunch money. If the album were a Christmas card it would say, "I wanted to wish you a Merry Christmas despite my raging insecurities and social awkwardness." Basically, a sentence out of my diary in college.
After doing a quick search on iTunes, I realized I had no idea what I was looking for. Because whatever we play during this season is going to form lasting memories for Leta. I can appreciate the classics by Nat King Cole and Dean Martin, but my most fond memories of Christmas are always to the soundtrack of a kooky Osmond Family holiday album, or Alvin and the Chipmunks. I want to find something as equally nutty because, come on. THIS HOLIDAY IS NUTTY. Think about it. We're telling our four and five-year-olds that a fat man breaks into the house by sliding down the chimney. AND WE DON'T SHOOT HIM. We're asking them to believe that deer can fly. Seriously. This is not much different than telling them that once a year millions of people across the world strip naked and hop into a bathtub full of mustard. Why? Because Christ was born!
Noel!
The one album I did find that looked interesting is called Merry Mixmas
So I'm looking for suggestions, even though the answer may be to stick with The Chipmunks. Do you know of a Christmas album we should not live without?
<!-- FM Best Buy logo Zone -->
<!-- FM Best Buy logo Zone -->
You must have a dooce® Community account to leave a comment.
If you've already registered, login.
If this is your first time posting here, snag a free account.
Heather talks about public tantrums (from kids) on today's Momversation.
- Bedtime, Leta lingering defiantly in the hallway. Jon: "If you want fart stories, you better get in bed RIGHT NOW."
- RIP Louis Mortimer Armstrong: http://bit.ly/1R4tv6
- Hugs and kisses to you, too! RT: @Monkey_Tree: @dooce he probably committed suicide because he was tired of LISTENING TO YOU WHINE.
1201. Kristin said:
I agree that Run DMC's Christmas in Hollis is a great one! We also love Dominic the Donkey by Lou Monte, but that may only be because we are Italians, and our neighbors have a donkey.
1202. JB said:
Christmas Cocktails, Vols. 1-3 from the Ultra-Lounge series. Awesome.
1203. Nicole said:
The OC's Chrismukkah album IS fantastic (as someone above pointed out) -- Maybe This Christmas by Ron Sexsmith is amazing. (so good it made it onto TWO Chrismukkah episodes)
1204. Julie said:
You gotta hear Gary, The Green Nosed Reindeer by MC Lars on the album A Winter's Night (I think that's the name). Gary is Rudolph's half-brother and he saves Christmas by foiling Osama Bin Laden's plan to kidnap Rudolph and cause 911 Part 2. It's got a catchy tune that will stick in your head.
1205. Missy said:
Target has a Disney's Princess Holiday CD ... we also like the soundtrack to the movie The Polar Express. When we decorate, we usually have the tv on with the movie "A Christmas Story", our favorite holiday movie. I also remember the Muppets Christmas and country christmas music from the radio when I was growing up.
1206. anika said:
Sufjan Stevens' Christmas Album is the best ever. Nutty and great and it also comes with stickers.
1207. Ted said:
I'm pretty certain all my suggestions have been mentioned, so I'll just say, "Mmmmmmm, mustard bath!"
1208. Amy said:
Definitely love Rat Pack Christmas.
1209. Norah said:
Huh, I never thought the Charlie Brown music was depressing. The television special with the poor little sagging tree--that was depressing--but the music is just so...laid back.
With that in mind, I would suggest John Denver with the Muppets (I think it's "A Christmas Together") for Christmas cheer without Chipmunks frenzy. However, since you appear to be looking for exactly that (the frenzy), I second the Dr. Demento recommendation. Or Weird Al. Or Tom Lehrer. Or all three.
We always listened to Dvorak's Slavonic Dances for four-hand piano; I have no idea what that has to do with Christmas, but it always gave my sister and I something to dance to in high Christmas morning spirits.
1210. Sadie said:
I don't have time to read the 1200+ comments before me to see if someone already made this suggestion, but JOHN FAHEY Christmas. It's on iTunes, I bought it last year. It is acoustic guitar, instrumental, and it is hauntingly beautiful. We always played it when I was little, after my parents pried the Alvin & the Chipmunks album out of my little hands. That is a favorite too.
1211. M. Silcox said:
Dude! It totally pains me that you have never heard of OI! TO THE WORLD by The Vandals. It's a genuine, no-posers Punk Rock Christmas album! The title track was covered by No Doubt, and is quite simply the best Christmas song ever written by human hand (for the Vandals version you'll need a lyric sheet, though - their lead singer is kind of a mushmouth). And the classic "It's Christmastime for My Penis" needs to be heard by Leta quickly, before it's too late!
1212. sara said:
I have that album, and love it!
I just downloaded the album Wintersong; it's very nice. It's a perfect blend of happy and melancholy. And Fiona's version of Frosty makes me happy.
1213. Jen K said:
I am sure by now people have suggested these
Muppets and John Denver Christmas Album- we adore "Christmas is coming the goose is getting fat..." and also Harry Connick,Jr Christmas album is amazing.
1214. Mindy said:
SpongeBob Christmas. On DVD.
1215. heather said:
Oh my GOD you have to get that Muppets Christmas album with John Denver. It is THE Christmas music memory of my childhood. Of course, it's probably not going to be too helpful if Leta has never watched the Muppets, but I think it is great. For something a little more traditional, I really love Big Bad Voodoo Daddy's christmas album too.
1216. Lisa said:
Hands down, my favorite holiday CD is Bare Naked for the Holidays by the Bare Naked Ladies. Has lots of zesty, quirky energy, while still being kinda sweet and tender. Jingle Bells is a particular favorite - -they play with the tempo dramatically, and we had a fun holiday one year running around our kitchen with little nieces and nephews to that one, playing a kind of musical chairs with the song every time the tempo changed.
Also love a Jazzy Wonderland, which is a nice and fun compilation of contemporary Jazz . . .
I also have a bunch of compilation CDs of standards, which fill the niches for those oldies but goodies we grew up associating with the holiday prep. . .
1217. Suze said:
Try the Bayou Brothers "Let it Snow Zydeco". Zydeco is by definition, nutty. It's fun for dogs and little dancers to dance to (and big dancers to drink, er, dance to), energizes the putting-up-of-decorations process, and isn't anything like the MTC, while still being effing festive.
Heather, you darling girl, I've just discovered your blog and have been reading it obsessively starting with your first archived posts. So far, you've influenced me to lighten up, take my meds, and admit that there are as many events in my life to charm as there are to annoy. On balance, anyway. Over, say, a week or so. Thank you. Be well, and sane, and if you can't, write about it, and make the rest of us laugh.
1218. Leigh said:
My mom EVERY YEAR plays Mannheim Steamroller Christmas while we eat. It sounds like a synth symphony of robots on LSD. definitely a memory-maker.
1219. Zoe said:
ALL of the "very special christmas" CD's are great! Well worth the investment...
1220. Trinity said:
If you're shunning the classics and going for nutty, I can offer one song at least: I Want An Alien For Christmas, by Fountains of Wayne.
1221. Russ said:
You can't go wrong with Brave Combo - It's Christmas, Man! It's funny and fun without being sarcastic.
http://www.amazon.com/Its-Christmas-Man-Brave-Combo/dp/B0000003KD
1222. Amy said:
I totally agree-- Sufjan Stevens makes my holiday. There are also silly favorites like the Veggie Tales "A Very Veggie Christmas" (The Eight Polish Foods of Christmas= Classic). And I once stumbled upon "Happy Christmasm Volume 4" which I want to listen to all year round some days.
1223. Kate said:
My family tree-trimming tradition would not be complete without listening to John Denver's 'Rocky Mountain Christmas'. Yeah. But do you really think you can live without hearing "Please Daddy, don't get drunk this Christmas"? It's one of my holiday favorites.
1224. Brooke said:
Jesus, but you have a lot of commenters.
Probably 500 people already said this, but hey! The Christmas albums I love are the Very Special Christmases (I have 5 but there may be more), featuring everyone from Bon Jovi to Run DMC and Wyclef Jean doing your Christmas favorites. I also own Classic Rock Christmas and A Rock n' Roll Christmas. (Sense a theme?) Anyway, classic tunes that rock and don't drive you ape shit.
Noel!
1225. Lori said:
OY TO THE WORLD by the Klezmonauts. What makes you feel more merry than Klezmer music? Seriously, this is an awesome take on the classics, and I am guessing you'll be the first in UTAH to have this.
http://www.oytotheworld.com/
1226. Amanda said:
Neil Diamond made my all time fav Christmas Album. Here are some highlights of the most rockin' songs.
Santa Claus is Comin to Town:
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00136LPZY/ref=dm_mu_dp_trk4?ie=UTF8&qi...
Jingle Bell Rock:
http://www.amazon.com/Christmas-Album-Neil-Diamond/dp/B0000028R7/ref=pd_...
White Christmas:
http://www.amazon.com/Christmas-Album-Neil-Diamond/dp/B0000028R7/ref=pd_...
And his Little Dummer Boy version just makes me laugh:
http://www.amazon.com/Christmas-Album-Neil-Diamond/dp/B0000028R7/ref=pd_...
My husband and I try to out perform each other in our Neil Diamond style impersonations.
1227. Ashley said:
I love the Merry Mixmas cd! My bf discovered it last year and it is our favorite. Also, random, but good is SheDaisy "Brand New Year." The songs are so dang catchy and the harmony is really good.
1228. Amy said:
I agree- John Denver and The Muppets bring back great childhood memories! Celine Dion has a great album and Sinead O Conner sings a a gorgeous version of Silent Night! Here's a kick back to the 80's-Boyz to Men's Christmas album is awesome! I love a good harmony.
1229. Anonymous said:
Muppet Christmas is a must have
1230. kathleen said:
Elvis Christmas!! I am magically six every time I hear it.
1231. Anonymous said:
I miss XM Satellite Radio's holiday channel "Special X-Mas," which was filled with obscure songs sung by folks so tone deaf it's hard to believe the sound engineer didn't die laughing.
Since they chose not to air it this year, I've been filling that void with Slacker.com's "Dysfuntional Holiday Radio" station. Here's a little sample of what they've been playing:
- Santa Came on a Nuclear Missile
- Give the Jew Girl Toys
- Santa Claus Wants Some Lovin'
For something a little more...ummm...politically correct, yet not mainstream, try Slacker's "Holiday Party" or "Jazz Holiday."
And if you're really longing for that Osmond family album (or Goodyear or Firestone volumes) and still own the vinyl, you can download it here:
http://christmasshariomusicblog.blogspot.com/
1232. Amy said:
Oh yeah! and The Dan Band. A little inappropriate for Leta though.
1233. Starshine said:
Mariah Carey's Christmas album is my favorite!
1234. Elsie said:
I'm always reminded of decorating Christmas cookies when I hear songs from the soundtrack to the claymation Rudolf the Red-Nose Reindeer, Frosty the Snowman, etc. It's all on one CD, I think it's called Rudolf and Friends or something like that. (I know, very helpful, right?). It's got the classics, like "We're on the Island of Misfit Toys" and crap like that. Enjoy!
PS- We're stuck here in the midwest with a forecast of 10 inches of snow in 24 hours, so you can take your Utah weather and shove it. haha.
1235. Jennifer said:
Ray Charles' is great. But I can't live without Jewel's. It's got all the traditional Christian songs that I truly, truly love (I'm not at all religious--I am a Catholic who just weeps at Christmas songs). She breaks my heart when I hear her sing them--there is such joy in her voice.
1236. Mymsie said:
My all-time fave is the Carpenter's Christmas Portrait. Love it!
1237. Gillian said:
I think they've been said already, but Christmas is not Christmas for me without Boney M and Roger Whittaker. Roger even has a strange one about a dragon at christmas who's lost his flame or something like that. I never understood it as a kid.
1238. toby said:
Sorry that I don't have the patience to search all the posts, but around here we love Jimmy Buffett's Christmas Island (even though we celebrate Hanukkah)!
1239. Whitney said:
Last year I made a new memory dancing to "One little Christmas Tree" by Stevie Wonder. I hadn't ever heard much Stevie Wonder Christmas music, but my fiance and I were celebrating our first Christmas in our own place together and were really into the holiday spirit. The tune is really cute and catchy, and it would be perfect for you to dance to with Leta.
Happy Holidays, Dooce.
1240. Jim Mosby said:
We really like any Bing Crosby xmas album. His greates hits album w/ the Hawaiin xmas song has the funnest songs to listen to. Santa Claus is coming to Town, sung with the Andrews sisters, is a classic.
1241. Kimberly said:
I love Harry Connick Jr.'s new Christmas DVD... "What A Night".
The old one isn't bad either... "Harry For The Holidays".
You can get a package deal on both at Amazon. Or, you can buy an individual MP3 song.
http://www.amazon.com/Harry-Holidays-Connick-Jr/dp/B0000DF00Z
Merry Christmas!
Kimberly
1242. Christine said:
Aisha and others have beat me to it, but, since they're my favorite band, I'm putting another plug in for Over the Rhine and their Snow Angels album. Definitely not nutty, but this album is so engaging, I listen to it year-round.
For nutty, my niece loves A Veggie Tales Christmas. I do admit to being partial to the "12 Polish Foods of Christmas" song on that album. Reminds me of my Babcia.
1243. Amy said:
Hi Heather-
Not sure if anyone said this already but it's pretty funny! Richard Cheese Silent Nightclub. He changes all songs into lounge-y type music.
http://shopping.yahoo.com/p:Silent%20Nightclub:1922520916
Enjoy!
1244. Anonymous said:
I can't believe that nobody has mentioned "Chiron Beta Prime" by Jonathan Coulton. Sample lyric: "The robot council had us banished to an asteroid./That hasn't undermined our holiday cheer./And we know it's almost Christmas/ from the marks we make on the wall.." to an unbeatably peppy tune. Love it.
1245. Jingle Babs said:
I see a couple of comments mention Barbra Streisand. I would not subject anyone to the horror of an entire album, but her "Jingle Bells" is well worth it. It should be played at top volume, though. A cocktail really amps up the nuttiness, as does imagining you are wearing those scary inches-long fake fingernails she had in "Prince of Tides."
1246. Kelly said:
Our kids have grown up with Dr. Demento and more recently Bob Rivers. Chipmunks Roasting on an Open Fire and I'll be Stoned for Christmas are great relief for seemingly endless hours of wrapping and assembling ... unless like my husband you prefer to treat the 24-hour continuous showing of "A Christmas Showing" like a night at the "Rocky Horror Picture Show". (WAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaat? .... WAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaat?)
1247. Daniel said:
Maybe this will only appeal to those of a certain age who grew up in the Pacific Northwest, but Stan Boreson "I Yust Go Nuts At Christmas" and "Stan Boreson Fractures Christmas."
http://www.stanboreson.com/albums.htm
Stan Boreson is a local Scandanavian/American entertainer in Seattle, he had a TV show called Kings Klubhouse back in the '60s. He plays the accordian and sings with a heavy Swedish accent. Hilarious! At least if you grew up with it.
At the website they have snippets you can listen to.
"Oh I'm itchin' up here and I'm scratchin' down der valking in my vinter undervear"
1248. Nicole said:
The first album that comes to mind is A Very Special Christmas vol. 3. Chris Cornell's Ave Maria is one of my all-time favorites.
1249. Jacqueline White said:
James Taylor Christmas Album
1250. Rebecca said:
Barenaked for the Holidays by Barenaked Ladies, not only does it have traditional Christmas songs, but some secular ones too, and it also has Hanukkah songs too! A diverse Christmas soundtrack!
1251. Stephanie said:
It's not nutty, but if you are ever in dire need of immediate Christmassy music and happen to have an internet connection (oh, and it is around Christmas - this won't work in June), I recommend KDFC's internet Christmas station. Start here - www.kdfc.com - there are links. It is possible that you will need to sign up for Club KDFC, but that is fast and painless. KDFC is the classical radio station here in the SF Bay Area.
I also think that pretty much anything by Chanticleer is worth buying. You know, if you like that sort of thing. www.chanticleer.org
1252. Online Shopping Chick said:
The Boney M Christmas album. What's the holidays without their rendition of Feliz Navidad and Mary's Boy Child?
1253. Ellinor said:
Hanson "snowed in"
now, if that isn't nutty. I don't know what is.
1254. amy said:
I bought an album from Restoration Hardware about 5 years ago called "Quithmuth"
and it is a mix of great kooky songs, including the hippo song and suzy snowflake, spike jonez and some other crazy songs from years past. It is our family fav. if you are lucky, you can find one on ebay or somewhere-Leta will thank you.
do a search and see what you come up with. I can always send you mine since ours in downloaded into itunes.
1255. sma said:
Genuine Houserockin Christmas
http://www.amazon.com/Genuine-Houserockin-Christmas-Various-Artists/dp/B...
1256. Laura Anne said:
I just have to put in a vote for the Pogues, "Fairytale of New York". With the cussing in there, it'll surely bring back good memories for Leta when she's older!
1257. Jo said:
Anything Trans-Siberian Orchestra or check out Trace Bundy's Christmas album.. very, very good. He's an acoustic guitarist that just visited my campus
1258. Jo said:
We spent a christmas in Florida one year and my mother bought a cassette tape of Carribbean festive songs to play in the car. It was called Irie Christmas and it was basically all the classics played with steel drums. That was pretty nutty.
1259. Leanne said:
LOVE Barenaked Ladies Holiday album! Must have for the holidays!
1260. Marcheline said:
I know it's not "kooky" but I just have to say that Josh Groban's xmas album is so delicious (as is he) that you will float to the top of your tree on wings of joy and hang the star without a ladder.
Josh Groban is an angel disguised as a very cute human.
- M
1261. Giveohgive said:
What kid doesn't deserve their time in the spotlight lip-sinking to Alvin and the Chipmunks....
" a hooolaahoooop..."
And of course,. Ol' Blue Eyes.
And maybe a listen or two to Christmas Wrapping by The Waitresses.
Because,.. you know. Everything is more festive with a sprinkling of the 80's.
1262. Dianna W said:
I'm easy,
I listen to the soundtrack to The NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS for Haloween and Christmas.
The just recenttly remixed it too with all rock artists doing the songs.
Every kid should know "Kidnap the Santy Claws"
Congratulations on the upcoming new addition to your family.
1263. Susan said:
I'll put in another plug for "A Christmas Together: John Denver and the Muppets". You need to watch the show as well. My husband's favorite is the Captain Kangaroo Christmas album- but I don't think it's nearly as good as the muppets.
1264. fabulii said:
I can't live without The Ventures' xmas album:
http://tinyurl.com/6d5k5u
I have another one that's The Sonics, The Ventures and someone else, but I can't find online.
1265. Tanya said:
I love George Winston - December (very mellow and nice for the end of a day watching the lights twinkle). It brings that New England-y gemuchtlichkeit into your heart. Sigh.
1266. Sara B. said:
I'm not sure Leta will like it, but I can't get enough of it and there are too many comments for me to wade through to figure out if anyone has already suggested it: Sufjan Stevens boxed set. Love it!
And please don't torture her with Mannheim Steamroller Christmas like my parents did to me.
1267. Lauren said:
Well it's not an album and it's probably been suggested 7362918 times already, but just in case...
um, don't you need that song "i want a hippopotamus for christmas"????? i think it was written for you.
1268. Spencer Harris said:
Plastic Snow - great album of local (to Los Angeles) artists singing Christmas songs that you aren't already tired of hearing because the stores have been blasting the same old songs for the last four weeks. Plus 100% of the proceeds go to charity! What more can you ask for?
http://www.wouldbehipster.com/2008/11/confessions-of-would-be-hipster.html
1269. Rachel said:
A Very Ally Christmas is great.
1270. d'Auria said:
bing crosby christmas. i have this on vinyl.
come on, all the guy wanted for christmas was his two front teeth. bound to be a winner.
1271. Leah said:
"Dr Elmo" is known for the ole classic you see on the top of the list below. I regret seeing this album in the store last night and not buying it. He's got a couple other albums out there, too, just google him.
I'm not sure what kind of message you want to send to Leta around the holidays. Wait, yes I do. THIS SHOULD BE PERFECT!
Some of his classics include:
Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer
Grandma's Spending Christmas With The Superstars
Christmas Won't Be The Same Without Johnny
Grandma's Killer Fruitcake
Santa Ain't Comin'
Christmas Millionaire
Grandpa's Gonna Sue The Pants Off Of Santa
Junk Bond Christmas Blues
Send Me A Wife For Christmas
Here's To The Lonely
Don't Make Me Play That Grandma Song Again
Goin On a Date With Santa
Hot Christmas
Uncle Johnny's Glass Eye
Texas Chainsaw Christmas
Feels Like Christmas
Reindeer Rap
Big Jolly Man
Christmas On An Island
Jingle Bells
Jesu, Joy of Man's Desiring
...And he is on iTunes
1272. Anonymous said:
Kenny & Dolly!
You HAVE to get it.
(That would be Kenny Rogers and Dolly Parton).
1273. Jule Ann Wakeman said:
Boney M. It's not Christmas without bubble pop synth reggae. At least, not for me. No one else's version of "Mary's Boy Child" sounds right.
Barenaked for the Holidays. With an added bonus of Hannukkah songs, and a hilarious version of Deck the Halls wherein all of the words have been replaced with "Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young."
Transiberian Orchestra. Yeah, it gets a little overplayed on the radio now, but it's just cuz it's so darned unique!
1274. Whitney said:
Try John Denver and the Muppets Christmas (or something like that). Fun for kids and grown-ups alike.
1275. Susan said:
OK I know I'm comment number 7 million and whatever, but I have the BEST suggestion..
"Switched on Christmas" a disco xmas album from the 1971 (sounds like it was made exclusively on a Casio keyboard). It has the tackiest versions of all of the classics. One has a "woop woop" refrain but I can't for the life of me remember which one it is.
You can listen to the tracks on YouTube. I recommend coming in at about 1 min 30 on a couple of them just to get the full effect...
1276. Laura said:
Trailer Trash's All Lit Up, The Trashy Little X-mas is great!
1277. Sara said:
Well, it might sound cheesy, but we've always listened to the Muppets Christmas CD. It's called John Denver and the Muppets I think and it's so cute and campy and just enough cheese to get you in the mood for the Holidays. We all loved it so much we got them one year for Christmas so we could play them in our own homes.
1278. Monica said:
My most vivid memory of Christmas music was in elementary school when our music teacher made us sing along to "Happy Birthday Baby Jesus!" My sister and I have been singing it ever since. Last year I found the album in mp3 format online at http://madphilosopher.ca/2004/12/sunshine-and-snowflakes/
Check it out. It's definitely nutty. My other fav is John Denver and the Muppets Christmas: A Christmas Together. It's got some hokey ones (in true John Denver style) but I love the take Miss Piggy and co. have on some of our traditional Christmas tunes.
1279. Betty said:
My favorite nutty Christmas song is a song called "I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas" performed by Gayla Peevey. It's a lot of fun to sing along to, and is sure to stick in a child's mind! I think you could create some fun memories with this one :)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Want_a_Hippopotamus_for_Christmas
Also, the Harry Connick Jr. christmas cd is very good. It has a good variety, including the classics and some fun ones too.
1280. megan said:
don't have time to sift through all the comments but in case no one has said it already: John Denver & the Muppets is the one Christmas album i'm never too sick of hearing each year. it's kooky AND perfect. their version of "We Wish You a Merry Christmas" is hilarious.
1281. Anonymous said:
My husband and I have started making a list of music NOT to listen to at Christmas because its just obnoxious..
1.Anything by Kenny G
2.Anything by Barbra Streisand.
Personally, stick with the damn Chipmunks!!!!
1282. KC said:
Not necessarily "kooky", but certainly different....you need to have some Barbershop Christmas music in your collection. Some great A Cappella music that you can sing along with if you like.
Singers.com has a lot of it or you can just Google for it.
My recommendations:
Some Children See Him - The Gas House Gang (MUST HAVE)
Cool Yule - Acoustix
Anything from The Vocal Majority or The Ambassadors of Harmony.
Really....you have to hear this stuff, it is amazing.
1283. Erin said:
If you can find a copy of the John Denver and the Muppets Christmas album "A Christmas Together", definitely get it. We had this on vinyl when I was growing up and I was ecstatic to find it on CD at Best Buy about 5 years ago. Miss Piggy's vocal flourishes on "The 12 Days of Christmas" are not to be missed! Also the Barenaked Ladies album Barenaked for the Holidays is very good.
1284. Faye said:
You want Jim Nabors singing "Go Tell It on the Mountain." It's from the Sixties, it's super groovy, and it can't be beat for energy. (Ignore the rest of the album, though -- no good.)
1285. Anonymous said:
Mixed Nuts CD.....soundtrack LOVE it, and so do my kids!
1286. elissa said:
The Jackson 5 Christmas Album and The Carpenters - Christmas Portrait are the BEST!
1287. Denise O said:
One of my favorite Xmas albums is called 'Yule Be Miserable' which includes songs like "I'm getting nothing for Xmas ('cause I ain't been nothin' but bad). Another fun one is Christmas Cocktails -- lounge music for Xmas. Oh, and Motown Xmas -- Jackson 5 and other Motown bands singing classic holiday songs.
1288. Rachel said:
I strongly recommend The Darkest Night of the Year by Over the Rhine. It's not nutty, but it's quirky and lovely and an excellent break from the same old stuff. You can download some of it for free here. http://www.overtherhine.com/music/recordings/cd05/cd05.html
1289. Maria said:
www.somafm.com
SomaFM has two stations devoted to just Christmas. One is more alternative than the other. They list the albums as they play them so you can get a general idea whether to download an entire album or just a song. They be good.
1290. Amy D. said:
I stopped reading comments after #35 because I have ADHD, but I whole-heartedly agree with the John Denver and the Muppets suggestion because it's still hilarious and I'm 30.
Also, try Spike Jones "Let's Sing a Song of Christmas" (the whole album) because it's beyond nutty and has some classics as well. Totally 50's crazy let's-have-a-cocktail-at-noon goodness.
"Christmas Wrapping" by the Waitresses is totally Valley Girl and Fast Times at Ridgemont High if you need to do the Molly Ringwald dance.
Oh - and just to make Leta's mind melt invest 99 cents into Wham! "Last Christmas".
1291. Natalie Dee said:
Pure Holiday
http://www.amazon.com/Pure-Holiday-Various/dp/B0000DELFU/ref=sr_1_1?ie=U...
It's all instrumental - it's all wonderful.
1292. Jean said:
Brian Setzer Orchestra has a fun Christmas CD. Traditional songs with a rockabilly twist, not your usual fare.
1293. Lauren said:
THE POGUES - FAIRYTALE OF NEW YORK!!!
1294. DeAnn said:
The Bells of Dublin. Jackson Brown sings the "Rebel Jesus" and it is awesome.
1295. kim said:
A Warm December: A Bushfire Holiday Vol. 1
it's basically artists from Jack Johnson's record label. I have a limited tolerance for Jack Johnson, but the tunes on this are familiar enough to make it fun. Rogue Wave doing "Christmas" from the Tommy soundtrack is pretty incredible. And it's available on iTunes.
http://www.amazon.com/This-Warm-December-Brushfire-Holidays/dp/B001H5HWS...
1296. Britt said:
John Denver & the Muppets: A Christmas Together
Gonzo: "Now bring us some figgy pudding..."
Miss Piggy: "PIGGY PUDDING!?!?"
Gonzo: "No, FIGGY pudding; it's made with figs."
Miss Piggy: "Oh."
Gonzo: "(and bacon)"
1297. Erica said:
A lot of people have mentioned Barenaked Ladies' album Barenaked for the Holidays, and if you're like most people I know and cringe at the very notion of listening to BNL at all, I would still recommend this for nutty Christmas music. Just a for instance: there's a hidden chorus of "Happy Birthday," just for Jesus. They try to put a spin on all the stuff you might be tired of and not in ways you might expect. So even if the idea of BNL gives you brain herpes, at least sample it online a little bit.
Also, the soundtrack to the movie "Mixed Nuts" has some good nuttiness on it. A "Jingle Bells" track that sounds like Animal arranged it, for one.
They've also been playing this on a local radio station and it cracked me up the first time: http://youtube.com/watch?v=2Fe11OlMiz8. And then I downloaded it and emailed it to everyone I know, so, now you.
1298. Lilly said:
I like your blog!
http://avondalestyle.blogspot.com/
1299. Mikey said:
My favorite Christmas CD is hard to find now. It's called My Son, Your Christmas - By Gary and Matt Morris http://www.garymorris.com/store.html
It's very good.
1300. Erika said:
The Beach Boys Christmas Album from the 60s...Can't get into the Christmas decorating spirit without hearing "The Man With All the Toys"
1301. Liz said:
Ella Fitzgerald Wishes you a Swingin' Christmas. Classic.
1302. Beth said:
Dr. Demento's Christmas album or
Herb Alpert's Christmas tunes... I will never forget my dad playing it for me and mt little brother. It was awful yet amusing and comical. Good for some laughs.
1303. Mary Ann said:
if you at all like celtic music, try cherish the ladies "on christmas night" or lorena mckennitt's "winter garden."
1304. erik said:
omg, bette midler's christmas album is amazing! i promise you won't be disappointed. and if you are, i'll send you the money it cost to buy it.
1305. Jeff said:
It's a little off the beaten path, but I think you'd like the Christmas stream at radiou.com.
1306. Scott said:
Whoa, so many suggestions, but I'll add another. You've got to check out Reliant K, "Let it Snow Baby... Let it Reindeer". No seriously, it's really good. :-)
1307. p jane said:
Truly, you can't go wrong with The Chipmunks or John Denver and the Muppets, but here are some more of our favourites:
"A Very Veggie Christmas" by Veggie Tales--"The 8 Polish Foods Of Christmas" is a track not to be missed
"A Very Special Christmas"
"A Very Special Christmas 3"--Chris Cornell singing "Ave Maria" is breathtakingly powerful (and I otherwise don't get into the song)
Mariah Carey's "All I Want For Christmas Is You"
Whatever you do, please shield Leta from Andy Williams and his nonsense that is, "...whoop dee do and dickory dock and don't forget to hang up your sock..." because THAT will just haunt you.
1308. Kati said:
My husband would tell you that no Christmas is complete without the music from "A Santa Cause: It's a Punk Rock Christmas" volumes 1 & 2. Those are his favorites, largely because he loves to play "I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus" when our more conservative friends are around. But that's because he's evil and apparently wants people to hate us.
I'm a little more classic in my tastes, as my favorite Christmas albums of all time are "White Christmas" by Bing Crosby, because it's what my mom always listened to, and "Elvis Christmas", because when Elvis sings "Merry Christmas Baby" it makes my toes curl.
1309. HeyJoe said:
Merry Christmas Johnny Mathis The quintessential Christmas album.
Oh, and whatever album has Dean Martin singing "Let it Snow."
1310. heels said:
The Muppet Christmas Album and the one by The Squirrel Nut Zippers are my two favorites EVER.
1311. Jen M said:
Have you heard David Sedaris' "Six to Eight Black Men"? HYSTERICAL. It's now a holiday tradition at our house! Listen here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCUHTDrca4s
1312. heels said:
To amend- I prefer the Muppets Christmas album WITHOUT John Denver.
1313. Mama Gast said:
Yeah, so I am not going to sift through all 1300+ comments to see if it has been mentioned yet, but, my 4 year old loves the "Merry Fishes to All" christmas album by the kid band Trout Fishing in America. I think it falls heartily in the nutty category. Have a fantastic holiday, thanks for sharing your wit all year long.
1314. Jamie said:
I stumbled upon a christmas album by a pianist named Sam Stryke - and on the album, he does a duet with my favorite female singer, Alice Peacock - it's a version of the Holly & The Ivy and DAMN. It's just so beautiful. The whole album is serene and handsome and lovely. You can get it on Amazon.
1315. Jess said:
I saw it up a few times already, but just had to state it myself-
John Denver's Rocky Mountain Christmas.
I can't remember a Christmas without singing to
"Please daddy dont get drunk this christmas"
ah the memories.
(the chipmunks holiday album- or cassette tape in my case- is a runner up)
happy music searching!
1316. The Beebes said:
We LOVE the Barenaked Ladies Holiday CD(I think it's called Barenaked Holidays). It has Chritmas and Hannukah songs, but mixed up in a new way.
1317. RL said:
Download Sweetney's holiday mix. It is one of my favorites:
http://www.sweetney.com/sweetney/2008/12/its-almost-the.html
1318. meg said:
old navy used to have out a mixed cd, as did pottery barn. i think they were ones they'd play in their stores, and they were catchy enough to sell as add-ons at the registers. sorry i'm not sure which year it was, but neither are annoying and despite not loving christmas music, i still get them out around the holidays!
1319. Allison said:
While the Chipmunks always make me happy, I really think you need to listen to the Nutcracker. It's so pretty, and Leta would probably enjoy the story if she's into non-disney princesses.
1320. Mamapajama said:
You really should check out STRAIGHT NO CHASER on YouTube. They just put out a Christmas album and 12 Days of Christmas is like none you EVER heard before. It's bascially a 10 guy acapella group, but HOLY WOW, can they kick it!! Think "Africa" by Toto..."I spent my Christmas down in Aaaaafrica...." I can't get it out of my head!!
1321. meg said:
http://cgi.ebay.com/Old-Navy-Holiday-Songs-for-Snow-and-Mistletoe-CD_W0Q... THAT is the old navy one - year 2000. i googled it and realized there were several years they came out with compilations!
1322. Abbykins said:
One word.... PANDORA! Honestly - put in a song you like - and BOOM - Christmas music for DAYS! I have the app. on my iphone and I just popped it on our Bose sound dock and I did not have to worry about putting on a new CD every 45 minutes! It's great....
1323. Feisty Bourbon Girl said:
Silent Nights: A Christmas Jazz Album. By Chet Baker. It's stunning. Nothing puts me in the mood like Chet ;)
1324. Siobhan said:
Not an album, per se, but a song - 2000 Miles by The Pretenders. Just lovely.
1325. Lorna said:
We bought a Nick at Night Christmas album several years ago. It has all the TV classic Christmas songs.
1326. Kelly said:
I vote for the We Three Kings album by the Roches. Beautiful yes, but not sentimental. They sing it like it's beautiful, but not like you're sitting in church. And I think it's completely nutty -- they sing like off-key or something but they still harmonize -- maybe discordant is a better way to put it? We say it's like listening to nails on a chalkboard, yet we listen to it over and over again. Me and my sister both loved it when we were little, too.
1327. Sarah said:
Straight No Chaser is a great album--they do this great accapella (sp?) of 12 Days of Christmas--kind of fun!
1328. Kate said:
In my house, John Denver and the Muppets always gets the nod. Nutty for sure.
1329. cristen said:
http://www.amazon.com/Christmas-Caravan-Squirrel-Nut-Zippers/dp/B00000AE4A
give it a try. i think it's up your alley.
1330. TT said:
"A Christmas Treasury of Classics from Avon" (http://www.amazon.com/Christmas-Treasury-Classics-Avon/dp/B000VPAZWM/ref...) is what we always listened to when we were trimming the tree--and again when we opened presents on Christmas morning. I mean, Dolly Parton, Elvis, Jose Feliciano, John Denver and the Muppets...how can you go wrong with that collection?
1331. SallyRawkStar said:
I will add another vote for Hawksley Workman's brilliant seasonal album "Almost a Full Moon'.
And I will be completely floored if you are not immediately in love with it.
Merry Christmas!
1332. Dawn said:
I love Christmas music, so since you asked...
Quirky/oddball - Lou Monte's Dominic the Donkey. Kids love it (who doesn't love making donkey noises?) and it is totally ridiculous.
Beautiful - Christmas albums by Linda Eder (especially "Vienna," which is not a traditional Christmas song, but is incredibly lovely), Loreena McKennitt's "A Winter Garden" and Vanessa Williams (yes, from Ugly Betty, but she has a gorgeous voice - remember when she was Miss America before her naked pictures came out? - the album is "Star Bright").
Fun - Barenaked Ladies (especially their collaboration with Sarah McLachlan), River by Robert Downey Jr. (on the Ally McBeal Christmas album, strangely enough), the Elf soundtrack and the Love Actually soundtrack
Just Awesome - Christmas (Baby Please Come Home) by Darlene Love. I think it's on the Phil Spektor Christmas record. She's just awesome.
1333. Anonymous said:
I don't know if this is purely Australian, but we listened to "I want a Hippopotamas for Christmas" an awful lot, along with Boney M and Elvis.
1334. Cindy said:
The Muppets with John Denver, they do a version of The 12 Days of Christmas you can not miss.
While not nutty, I'm totally into the Yo Yo Ma Christmas which you can pick up at Starbucks - great holiday background music.
1335. Jordan Hirsch said:
John Fahey's 2 Christmas albums (now condensed into 1 album, called "A New Possibility - John Fahey's Christmas Album Volumes 1 And 2") is simply gorgeous. Holiday classics performed beautifully on acoustic guitar. Don't miss it.
1336. GermantownGal said:
The Jackson 5 Christmas. Seriously, what the hell happened to him? He used to be awesome. All of them are in rare form.
Also, I'm a Memphis girl (now in CO), so I'm genetically programmed to shake my money-maker when I hear his version of "Here Comes Santa Claus".
Have fun!
1337. robin said:
I'm sure someone has already suggested this, but I don't have time to read through 1300 comments to double check, so I suggest the Muppet Christmas. http://www.amazon.com/Christmas-Together-John-Denver-Muppets/dp/B000001VD4
I grew up on it and it's cooky as all hell. Miss Piggy is a riot!
1338. Jacks Mom said:
I don't know if anyone added this because the list is too damn long to read while at work, but you MUST have a hearty collection of Elivs Chirstmas. A classic that I remember listening to as a kid and now my son listens to them. Although at 6 months I don't know how much he's registering.
1339. Krista said:
I've never commented before but thought I should for this... I mean Christmas music is really important after all :)
If you've never heard of Sufjan Stevens you should check him out... especially his Songs for Christmas 5 disc boxset. We really like his music, but I really love his Christmas stuff.
Some of it may sound a little mellow but I enjoy his take on some of the classics, including some hymns and carols... and his originals are quaint and thoughtful.
1340. ecks said:
A John Waters' Christmas.
Really.
1341. Madelyn said:
"A Cow Christmas".
Trust me. Just do it. You will not regret it. Well, you might. You probably will, actually.
1342. Janice said:
I wish they really sold SNL's Dysfunctional Family Christmas album: http://snltranscripts.jt.org/90/90idysfunctional.phtml
"Leave me alone! Please go away!
I'm doing fine! Just get away!
"Leave me alone! Please go away!
I'm doing fine! Just get away!
"Leave me alone! Please go away!
I'm doing fine! Just get away!"
1343. KellyT said:
Aw, the Charlie Brown Christmas album is my favorite! So take my other suggestions with a grain of salt. :D
I love anything with Ella Fitzgerald, Dean Martin, Bing Crosby, etc. Williams Sonoma's new Christmas CD has most of those guys, and who doesn't want an excuse to shop at WS? They're also taking donations for St. Jude this year which is kind of cool.
Then there's Stephen Colbert's "A Colbert Christmas." From here on out, it simply is not Christmas at my house without that album. :D
I basically buy all Christmas CDs when I see them on sale. Kohl's usually sells one every year as part of their Kohl's Cares for Kids program, and they're usually pretty good. They're also only $5 and it goes to charity. Win-win situation.
I hope you and your family have a wonderful holiday season, Heather!
KellyT
P.S. I'm cracking up over here because my code words to post my comment are "breed tobacco." :D
1344. ORKMommy said:
I'm kinda partial to "The Looney Tunes Christmas" album.
1345. kimb said:
We like Barenaked Ladies: Barenaked For The Holidays.
1346. Nicki said:
You should try Sufjan Stevens' Christmas box set, "Sufjan Stevens presents songs for Christmas". My husband and I love the mix of beautiful classics and his own Christmas tunes.
1347. Nicole said:
It was not Christmas in my house growing up until The Elvis Christmas Album was played. My sister and I had a dance to "Santa Bring My Baby Back to Me". In fact, I've tortured my husband with it every year since we've been together. Just nutty enough... but not too nutty to not be a classic!
1348. Mindy Jones said:
Barenaked for the Holidays by Bare Naked Ladies.
1349. Lindsay said:
John Denver & the Muppets:
http://www.amazon.com/Christmas-Together-John-Denver-Muppets/dp/B000001VD4
Animal's backing vocals in "Little Saint Nick" set him miles ahead of his counterparts, making him one of the finest muppets of his generation.
1350. Leanne Palmerston said:
Clearly you haven't heard the Low christmas album: http://www.allmusic.com/cg/amg.dll?p=amg&sql=10:gxfpxqykldde
It's my favourite Christmas album and to me it's infinitely beautiful but it may induce feelings of deep melancholia in anyone who isn't into the vibe.
How about the Joey Ramone Christmas album? http://www.allmusic.com/cg/amg.dll?p=amg&sql=10:w9fwxq8aldje
And then there's Sweetney's Xmas mix which is perennially awesome and has a few choice songs.
1351. Tracey said:
Jane Monheit does a nice rendition of "Baby It's Cold Outside" so I am sure her other Christmas stuff is great, too. ...also mentioned him before but James Taylor does a nice "Baby It's Cold Outside" as well as other Christmas tunes. Mariah Carey's "All I Want for Christmas is You" along with Amy Grant's "Sleigh Ride" are nice, too.
1352. Emily said:
Martina McBride- White Christmas. NOT country or twangy sounding at all. The classics just like I remember hearing as a kid!
1353. Becky said:
"Snow" by Go Fish, and Harry Connick Jr's Christmas album.
If you like instrumental/brass music, the Canadian Brass has a couple good Christmas albums.
Also, Amy Grant has a new Christmas album which is a combination of her previous two (both of which I own and listen too so many times in December it drives my husband a little nuts)
1354. Anonymous said:
Fountains of Wayne, "I Want An Alien For Christmas"
1355. jantzie said:
I know it's probably been mentioned a zillion times, but Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass Christmas Album is the best. THE BEST. I will fight anyone to the death who says differently.
1356. Andria said:
"Maybe this christmas tree"
best christmas album EVER
1357. Katherine said:
Snow Angels by Over the Rhine. Depressing, yes, but in such a goooood way.
1358. micahmaranda said:
Not that it's Xmas related, but one of my favorite albums as a kid was Roger Miller's "The Best of Roger Miller, Vol. 2: King of the Road," with such classics as:
-You Can't Roller Skate in a Buffalo Herd!
-Where Have All the Average People Gone?
-Dang Me!
-Do-Wacka-Do!!
and it wouldn't be the same without
-My Uncle Used to Love Me But She Died!!
1359. Helen said:
If it's nutty you're after you couldn't do much better than A John Waters Christmas Album. It provides pretty much everything you'd expect from John Waters. So don't play it when your parents are round for dinner.
I found an amusing Christmas duet between Cyndi Lauper and the Hives on this Swedepop mp3 blog: http://www.swedesplease.net/category/christmas/ There are quite a few other good songs on there too.
Also, if you like childish cheesiness there is a song called Please Don't Send Me Fruitcake by the Von Trapp Children that I am rather fond of. The infants sound possessed but that is all part of its charm. I admit that a few people I've played it to have said it's the worst Christmas song ever but it is so amazingly good at being bad that it is something close to genius.
1360. Mark said:
My 5 yr old loves the Wiggles Christmas music and Veggie tales (A Very Veggie Christmas.) Normally I wouldn't wish either of these on anyone, but you asked for wierd.
1361. Jennifer said:
I second Sufjan Stevens (or third or fourth...? I haven't read all of the comments). Aimee Mann has a good one too.
Loretta Lynn's "A Country Christmas" reminds me of my early 70s childhood. oh, and I drive my husband crazy singing along to the Sound of Music every year. For some reason, that movie reminds me of Christmas.
1362. Michelle said:
As a kid, I listened to this old scratchy record with Rudolph on the album cover over and over again. Last year, my mom brought it over and I was so sad because I didn't have an old vinyl record player...I even contemplated buying one for this one album. Then I remembered iTunes exists. So, now my daughter and I bee-bop around the kitchen listening to all those great songs I still know all the words to. It has a very 70s sound, which makes it even better.
You'll love the artist name: The Peter Pan Caroleer Singers
Album name: Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
1363. Jen said:
You must get this song!
Suzy Snowflake by Soul Coughing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pta3aWj83Vg
1364. BMA said:
Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer by Dr. Elmo
Leta will love it. Your mother may have a few tiny objections, but isn't that what it's all about?
1365. Franny said:
Josh Grobin's Christmas CD is the only thing driving around Memphis with me from Thanksgiving until Christmas
1366. Becky said:
I was raised to and still love...
Motown Christmas
http://www.amazon.com/Motown-Christmas-Various-Artists/dp/B00000JPBZ
One little Christmas Tree and Someday at Christmas are so sweet, and you got Rudolph and Mommy kissing Santa for fun!
1367. TheMadVixen said:
James Brown's Funky Christmas
Including such classic as Santa Claus Go Straight To The Ghetto. Seriously. Get on the good foot.
1368. Kristy said:
Our family Christmas album is the concept album from The Moody Blues--"Days of Future Passed" (the one with "Nights in White Satin" on it). Don't ask me how this started, but the music is faintly Christmas-y. Its a tradition that my dad and I listen to this every year, even if we're 2000 miles apart. Almost 15 years strong, and still my favorite Christmas memory
1369. Carrie said:
John Denver and the Muppets Christmas album is totally nutty and one of my all-time favorites. We listened to it constantly growing up and it's still one of my favorites (much to my boyfriend's chagrin!).
1370. Rachael said:
the muppets christmas album with john denver
http://www.amazon.com/Christmas-Together-John-Denver-Muppets/dp/B000001VD4
I have listened to this every year. It's so cheesy and awesome.
1371. Lisa said:
I vote for Rocky Mountain Christmas by John Denver. Not really nutty, but my family LOVES it. Good luck.
1372. Carole said:
Don't know if anyone listed it yet, but look up a Christmas album by a 70's Scandinavian disco group called Boney M. iTunes doesn't have it, so you'll have to just take my word on it and buy it elsewhere. I promise you'll love it.
1373. Kory said:
I didn't have the patience to read the other comments... did somebody already say "James Brown Funky Christmas"???
BTW...how odd that the spam catcher words related to this post are "reduce land", really???
1374. Sarah said:
I just did a post on Xmas music, which I love and adore.
http://undercovercaterer.blogspot.com/
My favorite record of all time is "A John Waters Christmas". It totally rules.
1375. Melissa said:
Since sifting through 1300 previous comments would've eaten my day, forgive me if this has already been mentioned.
A few years back there were a series of three 'various artists' Christmas albums that were released: "Maybe This Christmas", "Maybe this Christmas, Too" and "Maybe this Christmas Tree" I *love* the first one (Ben Folds, Coldplay, Dan Wilson, Jimmy Eat World, Ron Sexsmith, etc.) but Sixpence None the Richer do a fantastic 'It Came Upon a Midnight Clear' on the second album.
1376. Kendra said:
As a child of the late 70's, I grew up on the Sesame Street Christmas Album which won an Emmy for Children's Music in 1978. Frankly, it's still not Christmas if I haven't listened to it at least once.
http://store.sesameworkshop.org/product/show/5440
1377. Alexis said:
The Disney Christmas album is good.
The characters sing a few songs (even Pluto somewhat barks O Christmas Tree, it's awful) but there are some traditional songs that are sung by adults as well. They are well placed in the album because right when I am ready to stick an ice pick in my ear so I don't have to hear any more a good song will come on. My 5 year old loves it.
Good luck!!
1378. kari said:
My husband's family grew up listening to a Christmas record by the Brady Bunch. From the stories I've heard, it sounds worth looking for it. Their other tradition was the Elvis Christmas album, definitely a must.
1379. beritk said:
Bing Crosby "White Christmas"- it includes Mele Kalikimaka, which i believe every 4 yr old ought to be singing Merry Christmas in another language (even if that language is Hawaiian and just for the sheer trouble pronouncing it correctly)
&
Elvis Presley "It's Christmastime"- you gotta teach Leta Blue Christmas...get Chuck and Coco to howl along. That, my internets friend, is a fine time indeed!
Can't go wrong with those two... they're a steal on Amazon!
1380. James said:
Something bugs me about Christmas music. I think it is just because is always playing in the background around this time. It has become elevator music to me. Oh the humanity.
1381. alyson said:
Mariah!
1382. Kelly H said:
I am 38 years old and consider my listening library of music fairly "hip" but....it is simply not Christmas unless we listen to The Carpenter's Christmas album. Scary, I know but also sweet!
1383. Glenda said:
If you want a more jazzy Xmas sound, go with Aaron Neville's Soulful Christmas.
1384. Jessica said:
The Jackson 5 Christmas album could be considered nutty, if you consider the Osmonds nutty. And don't forget those delightful Carpenters. I still think the Chipmunks album is the way to go, though.
Non-nutty suggestions: look for Christmas songs by Otis Redding ("Merry Christmas Baby"), Donny Hathaway ("This Christmas"), Ray Charles ("The Spirit of Christmas"), etc. Soulful Christmas songs always make me all warm and fuzzy.
1385. tadeja said:
Not nutty but definitely funky.
Very Ping Pong Christmas: Funky Treats From Santas
by Shawn Lee
http://tinyurl.com/6m5s99
1386. flybigd said:
Try this: James Brown's Funky Christmas. See a review at http://www.amazon.com/James-Browns-Funky-Christmas-Brown/dp/B000001EFD
1387. Mary said:
Jon Anderson's Three Ships. It's amazing, and very different, and we all love it, especially my husband, and he hates everything.
1388. Jenn said:
Another vote for Barenaked for the Holidays. Their Jingle Bells is so great.
Jennre
1389. Heidi said:
Peter Pan Caroleers & Orchestra. Some weird stuff on there. Plus it's on iTunes!
1390. Melissa said:
Check out "Maybe this Christmas", "Maybe this Christmas Too", and "Maybe this Christmas Tree". A little more on the mellow side, but I love 'em.
1391. Heather said:
Bing Crosby's White Christmas - a classic but with some silly songs like Mele Kalikimaka. And of course Mariah Carey's Merry Christmas - I love her gospel song "Jesus, Oh What a Wonderful Child" - I belt it out and my kids make fun of me because I'm an atheist! :-)
1392. Anonymous said:
John Denver and the Muppets is my absolute favorite Christmas album. Especially Little Saint Nick (run run reindeer) and the 12 Days of Christmas. It's just doesn't feel like Christmas without the muppets :)
1393. Emily said:
John Lennon - Happy X Mas (War is Over)
I wish.
and please be sure Leta watches the original A Christmas Carol. The ONLY one as far as I'm concerned.
1394. Dr. S said:
Not an album recommendation, but my family and I rocked out to Christmas channels on Pandora last year. That would be my recommendation for figuring out what kind of Christmas music you'd want to add to your permanent collection--they give you links to places where you can buy the things you're listening to!
1395. Anonymous said:
What's the deal with this post being sponsored by Best Buy? I thought that you didn't write for advertisers and this was purely a creative outlet.
Sell out. Or at least somewhat of a hypocrite...
1396. Sara the Xmas music fan said:
First, my absolute favorite Xmas albums are Kiki & Herb's Do You Hear What We Hear (alas, hard to come by now), An Austin Rhythm & Blues Christmas, and Holly Cole's Baby It's Cold Outside.
My favorite holiday songs that are not on those albums are Dar Williams' Christians and the Pagans, Robert Earl Keen's Merry Christmas from the Family, Martina Sorbara's It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year, and Mindy Smith's Santa Will Find You, The Bobs' Santa's Got a Brand New Bag, and They Might Be Giants' Feast of Lights. All of them are charming and heartwarming while still being kinda alternative.
I've got several Crazy Xmas compilations of mostly silly music that I've put together over the past several years that are well-beloved by friends and family. I've put the playlists up online at http://www.paperlantern.com/xmas . Some of the songs I've included are easy to find and some of them are a little obscure. So if you're looking for some unusual gems, please enjoy it!
1397. Courtney said:
I'm a collector of odd Christmas music, so I had to chime in:
I, too, suggest John Denver and the Muppets Christmas album, if only for their rendition of "The Twelve Days of Christmas."
Also, there's a Doctor Demento Christmas album out, which I am requesting this year.
There's also a nice compilation called "Billboard: A Family Christmas" which has music from How the Grinch Stole Christmas, Frosty the Snowman, and even the Monkees!
Not available on iTunes, I have, on vinyl, several Colonel Sanders Christmas albums. Yes, Mr. KFC. I haven't listened to them, but they do not contain chicken-themed songs.
Also, if you can find a copy of "Home for the Holidays" by Robert Goulet, get it. I listened to this on an LP my parents bought before I was born. You must listen to the riff at the end, because it is as awesomely insane as only the late Goulet could be. Here's a transcript of the lyrics: http://www.lyricstime.com/robert-goulet-theres-no-place-like-home-for-th...
1398. Sally said:
I concur with all the votes for John Denver & The Muppets Christmas Carol. You should get the movie as well.
1399. jenn said:
If you want nutty you should completely buy the N sync Christmas album. Sooooo cheesy!
1400. Susanne said:
You may have already gotten this suggestion, but the Christmas Remixed albums are GREAT, and I suspect they are similar to the Merry Mixmas album you found. All the great oldies with a techno or modern flair. Very fun. And tolerable.
1401. S. said:
Well, I really do not know if these two have been mentioned yet because I am not going to read over 1000 comments! LoL!
Bing Crosby's Christmas album is WONDERFUL!
The Andrew's Sisters have several Christmas songs that my daughter love.
Even Elvis Presley's Christmas album is great!
Happy Holidays!
1402. Amanda said:
Okay, so every year I love the traditional songs, but I have to listen to
"The Night Santa Went Crazy" by Weird Al Yankovic
every year because it cracks me up every time. It's not an album but it is a freakishly hilarious tune. It's a nice break to the holiday cheer you hear blasted from every retail location in America and every radio station throughout the month of December.
1403. Tim said:
Brian Setzer's Christmas Album.
50's rock/Big Band Christmas music!
1404. Andrea said:
If you haven't heard it, you have to listen to "Tennessee Christmas" by Amy Grant. I am in college and any time I miss my family (all year) I play this and it brings back so many great memories.
For kooky, I love "Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer" and "I Won't Be Home for Christmas". Also, you have to make Leta listen to "Feliz Navidad" because it improves her language skills and is just really silly to sing.
1405. Jennifer said:
Dude, fat Elvis every time. Wedding music, holiday music: Fat. Elvis.
1406. Lara said:
It's not meant to be nutty, but it is in that my-dad's-a-huge-loveable-nerd kind of way - Mannheim Steamroller. I think it must be the use of the synthesizer (usually reserved for songs by Debbie Gibson) in Christmas classics like "Deck the Halls." Everytime I hear one of the songs I have the urge to flail around a Christmas tree in footy pajamas. Great memories.
1407. merez said:
Check out all songs considered's christmas mixes. on npr.org... http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=17173498
1408. jess said:
Gayla Peevey - "I want a Hippopotumus for Christmas" The best ever.
Also there is an excellent Dr. Demento Christmas CD
1409. Mollie said:
If you can find it Salsoul Christmas Jollies is chock full of cheesy Christmas disco music..awesome!
1410. Belinda said:
I read your recent 'tweet' about diet coke. Please be advised of its harmful effects, especially re. neurological disorders and fetal development. Here's a starting point: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-usbGZez40
1411. Kelsey said:
I was born in 1988, and as far back as I can remember my favorite Christmas album is "We Three Kings" by the Roches. It is just the right mix of nutty and festive. As a plus, you can really hear the Roch sisters having fun making music together, and that might even help Leta get pumped for her new sibling.
1412. marcie said:
Trans-siberian orchestra and Manheim Steamroller all the way. And for me, it's not for the soft, background music during dinner. You have to turn it up loud and rock out to it while you decorate your Christmas tree or even just sit on your couch and drink a cup of coffee.
1413. Michelle said:
A Very Special Christmas 3, with No Doubt, Johnny Lang and Enya.
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B001NB33A4/ref=dm_sp_alb
1414. Christy said:
Squirrel Nut Zippers "Christmas Caravan"
Barenaked Ladies "Barenaked for the Holidays"
Arthur Fiedler and the Boston Pops "A Christmas Festival"
1415. Alanna said:
It's not nutty, but I LOVE the Trans-Siberian Orchestra!
1416. we [the dad] said:
sufjan stevens
1417. Ellen said:
"Christmas Dinner Country Style" is the hokey song that my family always laughs about at Christmas. it's like they are dosey-doe-ing and doing country square dances with the platters of food on the Christmas dinner table! my favorite line is "don't that turkey look divine, promenade down the line" something something "and alabama platter - to your right!" the catchy chorus is "Mother, Mother, everyone loves your Christmas Dinner Country Style, Christmas Dinner Country Style!"
1418. SLC Gal said:
Carpenter's Christmas Portrait.
1419. jen said:
How about A Very Scary Solstice?
1420. DrHousel said:
Crypt Keeper's Christmas.
"Deck the Halls with Parts of Charlie" is probably my favorite track from that one.
1421. Allison said:
Not sure if it's already been said because I won't read that many comments, but
The Roches- We Three Kings
All time best Christmas album. Hands down. This from a person who owns more Christmas albums than every other kind of music combined. There are some stunning musical arrangements and some really fun kid-friendly numbers.
I also love Emmylou Harris' Light in the Stable (but it's a little too country for some people) and of course, Kenny and Dolly. Just for nostalgia purposes...it's a classic! But seriously, The Roches.
1422. Sarah said:
Let me start with *I hate Christmas music!*
That said there is one christmas album am not only willing to listen to, but i actually look forward to listening to.
And because I am not there to see the look on your face that makes it clear that i am a moron for even suggesting it, I'll tell you what it is...
Kenny G, Miracles.
I know, I know...
(It really is pretty, and there are NO WORDS!)
1423. Jessica said:
I have no idea if you can still find this or not, but when my sister and I were growing up, we listened to a cassette tape of the Cabbage Patch Kids singing Christmas songs. Seriously. That is the soundtrack in my head to childhood christmas memories. You asked for nutty.
1424. Abbie said:
One More Sleep 'Til Christmas from the Muppet Christmas Carol
1425. kassandra said:
my all time favorite christmas album is... wait for it... wait for it... ally mcbeal christmas! yes, ever since it was first released i have listened to it every christmas since. that and a few compilations of oldies/goodies including: the jackson five's version of santa claus is coming to town (the best version of that song. that little guy could really belt it), chipmunk christmas song, and all the other staples.
and while you're at it, why don't you pick up the new kids on the block's funky christmas album. yes, i own that too.
NO SHAME!
1426. Katie said:
Not sure if someone already recommended this because I got bored after 93 comments but, El Vez (the Mexcian Elvis) has a Christmas CD named "Sno-Way Jose" and it's amazing. His other stuff is great too. If you get a chance he puts on a great show. Hope you like him!
http://www.elvez.net/merchandise.htm
1427. Michele said:
http://cgi.ebay.com/Christmas-Rappin-by-the-Grand-Rapmasters_W0QQitemZ26...
and
http://www.amazon.com/Merry-Xmas-Space-Age-Bachelor-Pad/dp/B0000048EZ
1428. chitownkim said:
John Denver & the Muppets. I grew up listening to this and still do when we decorate the tree. I need my 2 month old son to know who John Denver is.
1429. Jean said:
I just found your blog and like it a lot. My ex husband used to call the Christmas music I would play "Music to commit suicide by" whenever I played the Bing Crosby and Perry Como Christmas tunes. LOL My suggestion is the Christmas CD that Josh Groban made. I think he has one of the most amazing voices of our time. My other suggestion would be a Christmas CD by Frank Sinatra.
1430. jo said:
I don't want Chris Isaak to get lost in these (1429 so far) suggestions!
C H R I S I S A A K C H R I S T M A S
C H R I S I S A A K C H R I S T M A S
C H R I S I S A A K C H R I S T M A S
C H R I S I S A A K C H R I S T M A S
C H R I S I S A A K C H R I S T M A S
and it's on DVD too
http://www.dvdverdict.com/reviews/chrisisaakchristmas.php
http://www.chrisisaak.nl/new.html
1431. Jessica said:
Johnny Mathis' Christmas album is absolutely classic.
John Denver and the Muppets Christmas album is also fantastic.
And, seriously, the Mormon Tabernacle Choir's version of Messiah (recorded in 1954 or something) is the best there is. And that's coming from an atheist...
1432. Andrea Frazer said:
My best Xmas memories are listening to the StarWars Christmas album. The A-side had songs like "R2D2 We Wish You A Merry Xmas" and "What do you get a wookie for Christmas when he already owns a comb..." The B side was C3PO reading "Twas the Night before Christmas". I suppose I should not be so shocked that I married a sci-fi geek.
1433. Laura said:
I can't believe I'm going to admit to listening to this...but the New Kids on the Block Christmas album is the one from my childhood that really stuck.
1434. Marita said:
I couldn't live without The Brian Setzer Orchestra "Dig That Crazy Christmas" and "Boogie Woogie Christmas". (Remember Stray Cats?)
1435. NicoleMarie said:
Harry Simeone Chorale - Little Drummer Boy.
It's a classic AND it cracks me up...the rendition of Go Tell it On the Mountain is beyond fantastic.
1436. Anonymous said:
Sufjan Steven's!!!!
1437. Anonymous said:
Barenaked ladies Christmas is everyone's favorite here!
1438. Rachael D. said:
If you even read this far down the posts...Lord knows I wouldn't...but my favorite Christmas album is "Maybe This Christmas."
It just has classic Christmas music, sung by my favorite musicians.
Check out the play list...
1. Winter Wonderland - Phantom Planet
2. Maybe This Christmas - Ron Sexsmith
3. Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas - Coldplay
4. Green Sleeves - Vanessa Carlton
5. Blue Christmas - Bright Eyes
6. Happy Christmas (War Is Over) - Sense Field
7. 12/23/95 - Jimmy Eat World
8. Rudolph - Jack Johnson
9. God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen - Barenaked Ladies with Sarah McLachlan
10. Bizarre Christmas Incident - Ben Folds
11. What a Year for a New Year - Dan Wilson
12. Sweet Secret - Neil Finn
13. Snow - Loreena McKennitt
PS. There is also a "Maybe This Christmas Too" and "Maybe This Christmas Tree" which I think is VERY clever. :)
Enjoy.
1439. Katie said:
The Bobs have an xmas album that is nutty. Songs like 50-Kilowatt Tree ("there's a star in the east, but it's only me and my 50-killowatt tree") and Christmas in Jail (no lyrics needed for that one, really) make for...interesting...looks from elderly relatives. Also has Mabo Santa Mambo and Rasta Reindeer, plus a couple of just nice songs.
For non-nutty, but amazing acapella harmonies, The Coats (formerly The Trenchcoats, until incompetent media people incorrectly linked them to the Columbine HS shooting) have a lovely xmas album. Which also includes the Grinch song. Those are my two favorite holiday albums.
1440. Traci said:
Holiday Singalong with Mitch Miller (and the Gang), definitely. Not the album with the religious songs, but the one with I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus and the other fun ones.
1441. charity said:
We cannot live without Timelife Christmas favorites. I am kind of late on my submission, so i doubt you'll get around to reading this.
merry christmas
1442. Heidi from NJ said:
The Roches - We Three Kings
1443. Cortney said:
As I was reading I thought I'd recommend the Merry Mixmas album, I've heard many songs from it on Yahoo LaunchCast's Holiday Lounge station - only to finish your post and discover that won't be necessary.
Another Christmas album I like is the "How the Grinch Stole Christmas" Soundtrack. It has a lot off fun songs on it including "Christmas is Going to the Dogs" by Eels. I'm sure Chuck and Coco will love it! ;0)
If I don't comment again in the next 16 days, have a wonderful Christmas! Love the your site. Keep it up.
1444. Cortney said:
As I was reading I thought I'd recommend the Merry Mixmas album, I've heard many songs from it on Yahoo LaunchCast's Holiday Lounge station - only to finish your post and discover that won't be necessary.
Another Christmas album I like is the "How the Grinch Stole Christmas" Soundtrack. It has a lot off fun songs on it including "Christmas is Going to the Dogs" by Eels. I'm sure Chuck and Coco will love it! ;0)
If I don't comment again in the next 16 days, have a wonderful Christmas! Love the your site. Keep it up.
1445. rachael said:
I am all for old Disney albums, Muppets/John Denver and Dr. Demento for "I want a hippopotamus for Christmas."
1446. Tania said:
The Dino Martinis
50,0000 Santa Fans can't be wrong
You may like the track: "Chocolate for Breakfast" as well as all the other hilarious tracks.
1447. Christen said:
Acoustic guitar Christmas music. Beautiful, classic and it benefits a good cause!
Check out http://www.musicfordecember.com/order.php
A portion of every sale goes to help Easter Seals as they continue their work with severely handicapped and autistic children.
1448. Enna Stein said:
I dunno...Dean Martin kind of makes Christmas for me. I guess I am not that kookie. Except when I have kids, it will seem kookie that their mother listens to something that we out of style about a decade before she was born.
1449. Carrie said:
You probably have enough music suggestions by now so I am just going to tell you how lucky you are that your daughter gives up on decorating the tree. My kids want to do the whole thing, which drives me nuts (I'm a little control freakish when it comes to Xmas decorations). And then I have to spend the whole night redoing it when they've gone to bed.
So, count your blessings I say! :)
1450. julie said:
straight no chaser!!
http://www.sncmusic.com/
you need that
plus they're adorable. search for them on you tube, they've got a great story about how they reunited 10 years after they sang togheter at IU
lemme know if you like them
1451. Tricia said:
Okay Armstrongs,
I admit it: I only scanned the first 300 entries, but since no one seems to have mentioned it yet and you asked for "nutty" I gotta say:
Elvis's Christmas Album
Plus, he's from a generation Grandma and Grandpa can appreciate, too.
The best song is the strip-club-sounding "Santa Claus is Back in Town."
Got no sleigh with reindeer
No sack on my back
You're gonna see me comin'
In a big, black Cadillac
Listen to that one without laughing.
Tricia
1452. Amy the Mom said:
Any and all of Harry Connick Jr.'s Christmas CD's especially the first one, "When My Heart Finds Christmas."
Dwight Yoakam's "Come on Christmas" (title song very depressing, but the final tune, "Santa Can't Stay" is a nutty white trash romp)
Raul Malo "Marshmellow World"
"Elf" Soundtrack
Michael Buble "Let it Snow"
"Elvis Presley Christmas Duets"
1453. snooze said:
OMG!!
who the heck is ... Sufjan Stevens ?
He did a whole album about... ILLINOIS ? (I'm from ... Illinois) This dude rocks!
Always learning something new from your readers Dooce...
-Snooze