Should probably replace the batteries in our walkie talkies
Jon: "Hey, baby. What's up?"
Me: "Not much. Just sitting over here on this side of the couch reading tweets on my phone."
Jon: "How you doin'?"
Me: "Um, I'm fine. How are you?"
Jon: "No, how you doin'?"
Me: "I'm doin' fine."
Jon: "How's... that?"
Me: "How's what?"
Jon: "... that."
Me: "The tweets?"
Jon: "No... that. Why won't you acknowledge that I've been nudging you?"
Me: "What 'that' are you referring to?"
Jon: "Is your thigh not resting on my foot?"
Me: "That would be a negative."
Jon: "Then whose thigh is that?"
Me: "I think you're about to tell me that you've been flirting with Chuck for the last ten minutes."
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Heather talks about overcoming depression on today's Momversation.
- Leta: "STOP FOLLOWING ME, COCO!"
I wonder where she picked up that exclamation.
- Me: "Hey Marlo, here's a vibrantly colored, squeaky toy made specifically for your age group!"
Marlo: "Got any knives?"
- @makeandtakes my pleasure! Had a great time with you guys!
