Please be patient with me
Another busy week here at the Blurbodoocery involving doctors appointments, travel, vet visits, and a multitude of concerts. Tonight we're attending the sold out Wilco concert where the Fleet Foxes will be opening, and it's at my favorite outdoor venue in the city. If you're not familiar with either band, here's an introduction to the Fleet Foxes:
And here's Jeff Tweedy from Wilco playing an acoustic version of the soundtrack to my marriage to Jon:
This weekend we're headed to San Francisco to the Outside Lands Festival, a three-day music event at Golden Gate Park (look at that lineup and be very jealous of me). While I'm there I'll be posting photos and whatnot here and at the community site Crowdfire where they are giving away free tickets to the festival every day. Friday night I will get to see Radiohead for the tenth time, and maybe I will finally get up the nerve up to throw my panties at guitarist Ed O'Brien who happens to be number two on my Five Fame Fuckers list.
Interestingly, recent international events have brought to my attention a certain special someone who has so stolen my heart that he has knocked off two of the previous men on my list and now occupies both of those positions. So my list now looks like this:
1. Chris Martin
2. Ed O'Brien
3. Brad Pitt
4. Michael Phelps
5. Michael Phelps
I brought up this development the other night with a group of friends, and the men in the group were all, BUT HIS EARS! AND THAT UNDERBITE! Which of course was exactly how I expected them to respond, all of their lists are comprised entirely of supermodels. I think his ears are adorable, and that mouth of his is interesting, but the list really has very little to do with appearance and everything to do with the overall package. Are they driven? Do they care about people? What is their take on certain issues? Are they bigger than I am? Do they know their multiplication tables? Also, good hair helps. And yes, I will be honest and say that the way Michael Phelps fits into a wetsuit is very pleasing to look upon with my eyes.
Don't worry, Jon has his own list, and if we were at a concert where Renee Russo was playing the guitar, I would take off Jon's briefs and throw them at her head for him. That was written into our vows.
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- Bedtime, Leta lingering defiantly in the hallway. Jon: "If you want fart stories, you better get in bed RIGHT NOW."
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602. Jessica said:
1. Maynard James Keenan (his voice makes me weak in the knees)
2. Ryan Gosling
3. Edward Norton
4. Brad Pitt (circa Fight Club)
5. Conan O'Brian
603. Ms.Carson said:
1. Will Ferrell
2. John Corbett
3. Owen Wilson
4. Sasha Baron Cohen
5. Jeffrey Dean Morgan or Hugh Jackman as Wolverine - tied
I once saw Jake Gyllenhaal during the Film Festival in Toronto - he looked handsome but so very young.
604. Cassie Marie said:
1. Patrick Dempsey
2. John Krasinski
3. Ryan Gosling
4. Elvis....'68 Comeback Special Leather Suit
5. Colin Firth
605. Eve said:
1. Mary Jane Watson (the original)
2. Charles Ingalls
3. Brad Pitt's character in a River Runs Through It
4. Steve Carell
5. Chachi
606. Laura said:
Harry Connick, Jr
Aaron Piersol
Eric Bana
Brad Pitt (for looks and just to hear him talk)
Patrick Dempsey
607. Lisa said:
1. Christian Bale-loved him in American Physco
2. Anderson Cooper
3. Gerald Butler
4. Jim Krasinksi
5. Dooce's husband---He's cute in a weird way...haha
608. et said:
How did I forget, number 6 - John Cusack as Lloyd Dobbler in Say Anything.
609. Jen said:
Oh Heather. Look how you've reduced grown women (and men) to make Jr. High lists.....But if I must.
1. Josh Lucas (Sweet Home Alabama had me!)
2. Matt Damon
3. Jake Gyllenhal
4. Brett Favre
5. Dave Grohl
36 and slightly ashamed.
610. Ann said:
1. Taye Diggs
2. Jack Bauer (yeah, I know... he's fictional, but I want to sleep with Jack Bauer, not Kiefer Sutherland).
3. Matthew McConaghey
4. Wentworth Miller
5. Usher
I love how many people have 4 men plus Angelina Jolie!
611. Jen said:
WAIT. 5. Should be Conan O'Brien. The red hair and humor is tied in hottness with Grohl's talents.
612. jen said:
10 times! You must have mad Radiohead-ticket-getting skills. I'm only at 2.
Also,
1. Leonardo DiCaprio (sad but true)
2. Edward Norton
3. Brandon Boyd
4. Johnny Greenwood
5. Kate Winslet
613. J.D. said:
mmm- order of importance fluctuates....
Lenny Kravitz (Are You Gonna Go My Way video- his thighs are mesmerizing...)
Dave Letterman (green tie, bony legs and sarcasm rule!)
Dave Grohl (What is there that is NOT HOT about him?) He's smokin' and sizzlin'.
Dave Matthews (I wanna be the reason for those sex faces that his music produces...)
Johnny Depp (no words necessary)
And as a married woman myself, all apologies to any wives or significant others of these men, no disrespect intended.
*one to think about- that MindFreak, because does he have the power to, you know, create the ultimate orgasm in us??
614. Anonymous said:
1. Jack White
2. Gerard Butler (300 - wowy zowy!)
3. Michael Phelps (he can butterfly stroke me anytime)
4. Christian Bale
5. Jon Stewart
6. Keanu Reeves
7. Brad Pitt
8. Tom Cruise
9. Angelina Jolie
10. Ryan Lochte
I am a total nympho! Lol
615. jlj said:
1. Wentworth Miller
2. Javier Bardem
3. Johnny Depp
4. George Clooney
5. Peter Sarsgaard
Sigh. Perfect.
616. J.D. said:
hmm- Why did Travolta cry on Oprah?
someone said that earlier.
617. Jessica said:
I didn't really have a list, but my new love for Michael Phelps demands that I make one. Let's see...
Michael Phelps
Vince Vaughn
Michael Phelps (something about those low riding swim pants...)
Matt Damon
Joe Nichols (of country music fame, sings a song called Tequila Makes her clothes fall off...google it)
618. Erin said:
I'll make it Olympic themed.
1. Dara Torres (obvi)
2. May and Walsh (together -- I bet they'd do it)
3. How old is Sacramone?
4. Lolo Jones
5. any of the cyclists
619. janet said:
oh, and stephen morrissey.
all. night. long.
duh.
620. Alana said:
1. CLIVE FUCKING OWEN.
2. Adam Brody.
3. John Krasinski (I'm 5'2", but have a strange attraction for taller men. My boyfriend is 6'3" and always says he feels like he is doing an injustice to all the tall women in America)
4. Jake Gyllenhaal
5. Brad Pitt's jaw was carved from stone by Mighty Zeus himself.
621. Ashley said:
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2394/2261920298_4cf70d4235_o.png
And this is why Michael Phelps is on my list...
622. Gabrielle said:
My five are, with one exception, rooted in the (unfounded but unwavering) belief that they are the same in real life as they are in my favorite film/TV roles.
1. Jeremy Northam ("Emma")
2. Kyle Chandler ("Friday Night Lights")
3. James McAvoy ("Starter for Ten")
4. Ewan McGregor ("A Life Less Ordinary")
5. Diego Luna ("Y tu mama tambien")
However, if I were to pick my five FROM the movies, it would be:
1. Llyod Dobbler ("Say Anything"),
2. Jake Ryan ("Sixteen Candles"), and
3. Phil "Duckie" Dale ("Pretty in Pink")
4. Keith Nelson ("Some Kind of Wonderful") and
5. Watts ("Some Kind of Wonderful") - just to keep things interesting.
(Hmmmm, I seem to have a strong lingering affection for John Hughes movies - I wonder what that says about me?)
623. shane@onegoodie said:
So funny...I added Michael Phelps to mine as well. Used to have Matthew McConaughey but decided I'm not sure if I know how to spell his name so he's out.
624. Kat said:
i'm a lurker, but i had to comment.
i agree, i had to shuffle mine around to allow the chewable Phelps.
Hugh Jackman
Javier Bardem
Michael Phelps
Chris Martin
and a toss up between Michael Vartan or a Matthew Fox in a wet t-shirt
625. su49san said:
1. Eddie Izzard
2. Eddie Izzard
3. Eddie Izzard
4. Eddie Izzard
5. Alan Rickman (I'm middle-aged. Sue me.)
626. rb said:
@Ashley, is that for real? Not all that impressive, actually. Poor kid, having that on the internets.
627. K said:
I've thought about this a lot.
1. Christian Bale
2. Ryan Gosling
3. Joseph Gordon-Levitt
4. Jason Statham
5. Clive Owen
628. STACY said:
As follows:
I would partake in any of these men if even given the chance. P.S. Im not kidding. If my husband was given a chance with any of the Girls Next Door he would totally do it too.
1. Nick Lachey (what i wouldnt give to be Vanessa Millano)
2. Matt Damon
3. Ben Affleck
4. Taye Diggs (mmmmm good)
5. Patrick Dempsey
629. Katie said:
Ahhh Michael Phelps...his ears and his underbite make him unique! What's not to like?!
My list:
Ben Affleck
Matt Damon
Ryan Gosling
Jake Gyllenhall
Tom Brady
630. Jodie said:
Michael Phelps, my new crush, regardless of his youth and the possibility that I'm as old as his mother. He's a regular hottie.... and baby I'm not looking at his face.
631. Kim said:
1. George Clooney
2. Anthony Bourdain
3. Clive Owen
4. Drew Carey
how's that for electic?
632. Shannon said:
1. James McAvoy
2. Michael Phelps
3. Michael Cera
4. Ryan Gosling
5. Lindsay Lohan (and I'm totally straight)
Technically I don't know if Michael Phelps can be on the list since he lives in Ann Arbor where I frequent, but he is moving to Baltimore right after the Olympics, so I probably won't run into him.
BTW, #246 Beth cracked me up! I think there are probably a lot of man crushes going on for Mr. Phelps as well.
633. Sadie said:
1) Edward Norton
2) Anthony Keidis
3) Christopher Meloni (oh god, Stabler...OH..GOD.)
4) Zachary the ex bf
5) Japanese Men (Stephen Chow to be specific, but Japanese men in general)
ugh..many more to name.
634. lostinutah said:
1) Hugh Grant
2) Brett Favre
3) Rick Springfield (yeah!)
4) Tom Cruise before he lost his marbles
5) Matt Damon
Oh, and Michael Phelps. He has ADHD and so does my son. Gives me great hope for a bright (if non gold medal free) future.
635. Diane said:
1. George - always George. Have loved him since Facts of Life
2. Pierce Brosnan - circa Thomas Crown
3. Colin Firth - in anything but always Mr. Darcy (in either movie)
4. Carlos Santana - plays guitar and speaks Spanish
5. Antonio Banderas - see the above Spanish note
As you can see, I am a sucker for accents
636. Lessa said:
My list?
Tom Petty
Keanu Reeves
The Rock
Clive Owen
Dave Grohl
637. Swimmer's Whore said:
621. Ashley
Oh, look. I see his... tattoo.
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2394/2261920298_4cf70d4235_o.png
I've put some thought into this, really. Just meet me under the bleachers at the water cube. I'm doing the whole *%#@ Men's U.S. Swim Team.
638. sofar44 said:
Michael Phelps? He's like 23 and is in love with his mom :)
639. Nyd said:
1. David Beckham
2. Cristiano Ronaldo
3. David Beckham
4. Cristiano Ronaldo
5. Brad Pitt
Um, sorry, I love soccer players..and their legs.
640. jill said:
1. Roger Clemens... steroids or no steroids
2. Jon Gurden... gotta love the veins popping in the neck
3. David Letterman... goofy but sexy too
4. Sharon Stone... I love me some crazy
5. Forest Gump (only because he loved his jenny so... and if I'm ever loved like that, I know I could die happy!)
641. Mandy said:
1- Larry Mullen Jr.
2- Mark Ruffalo
3- Daniel Craig in all his 007 glory!
4- Christian Bale
5- Zac Effron. I know he's a little younger than me, but I don't care! He's my dirty little guilty pleasure!
642. Meredith said:
I shouldn't have read other people's lists, now I'm confused. So I will stick with my original five:
Brad Pitt
Johnny Depp
Matt Damon
Rob Lowe, preferably wet and especially while he's speaking
Tom Cruise circa Jerry McGuire and only if he doesn't speak at all
643. Stacy said:
1. Michael Phelps
2. David Cook
3. Michael Phelps + David Cook (?) I like a pleasant song with the hot bod.
4. George Clooney, circa ER
5. Bob Saget (that ain't right!)
644. Jess said:
Man. Just Man. I've had this list for at least 5 years. If anybody got cooler, I haven't seen it.
1) Vince Vaughn. I know that he's been seen now but there's not much better than Beautiful Babies.
2) Tim Roth. Mr. White might have been a cop - but he was still Mr. White.
3) Matt Damon. Nothing against the conventionally HOT men at the time. When you have that smile, it's not my fault anymore. Nature has taken over.
4) Blaire Underwood. The Face. The Mouth. LA LAW.
5) Ryan Phillipe. It's not an overall Love. But THOSE LIPS. If I could Wierd Science my self a guy - he would have those lips.
645. Clair said:
1. Dave Matthews
2. John Cusack
3. John Corbett
4. Christopher Meloni
5. Dave Matthews. Again.
...I think I like big foreheads.
646. BlessingsFromAbove said:
1. Brad Pitt
2. George Clooney
3. David Beckham
4. Jude Law
5. Joe Jonas (I should get cougar bonus points for this pick)
647. Rick said:
I really ought to get this down so that it's legal and binding. Maybe have it notarized later too.
1. Zoe Saldana
2. Catherine Zeta-Jones
3. Kelly Packard (of Ripley's Believe It or Not)
4. Lacey Chabert
5. Eliza Dukshu
648. JudyR said:
1. Aaron Piersol
2. Ioan Gruffudd (from Horatio Hornblower)
3. Liev Schreiber (as Iachimo in Cymbeline)
4. Ewan McGregor
5. apparently I have an opening..
649. KC said:
Make sure you see M. Ward, the Black Keys, Grace Potter, Andrew Bird, and of course, Bon Iver
650. Cate said:
1. Jeff Tweedy
2. Jeff Tweedy
3. Jeff Tweedy
4. Glenn Kotche
5. Jeff Tweedy
651. Amy said:
1. MARK SPITZ! (back in the day)
2. Lance Armstrong (in spades)
3. Michael Phelps
4. Brad Pitt
5. Brad Pitt
6. (tied with 5) Brad Pitt
652. Stephanie said:
Ok, I'll need to go back and read the 10,000 that came before me....but I'll go ahead and post mine:
1. Dave Matthews
2. Sting
3. Sidney Crosby
4. Colin Firth
5. John Taylor of Duran Duran circa 1985
Dang....it was hard to narrow it down to 5.....
653. Winning Startups said:
Derek Jeter
John Mayer
Eric Clapton
John Stewart
Howard Stern
654. Beth said:
1. Chris Drury (forward for the New York Rangers)
2. Aaron Peirsol
3. Ben Roethlisberger
4. The guy from the Acqua di Gio ads
5. Bode Miller
They can all come over and wash my car, if you know what I'm saying.
655. Jessica said:
My eclectic mix in no particular order:
*Jemaine Clement (Flight of the Conchords-Yummy!)
*Alessandro Nivola (actor/singer, in Laurel Canyon)
*Gabriel Byrne (Have you SEEN "In Treatment"?)
*Brandon Flowers (lead singer of The Killers)
*Harvey Keitel
656. Karen said:
1. Mike Rowe from Dirty Jobs
2. Russell Crowe
3. Chris Noth (Mr. Big from SATC)
4. Jake Gyllenhaal
5. Michael Phelps
657. Izzy said:
1. Jonathan Rhys Myers
2. Mark Wahlberg
3. Gary Oldman
4. Ed Norton
5. Johnny Depp OR Brad Pitt
(Comments are closed on the pancake post but I just wanted to say that video with Leta was charming — she loves Chuck! Daddy is her best friend! That's priceless)
658. Diana said:
1. Viggo Mortensen
2. David Beckham
3. Clive Owen
4. Brad Pitt
5. Matthew Fox
659. Sharon said:
Christian Bale
David Krumholz
Josh Lucas
Zach Braff
Joaquin Phoenix
660. Jennifer said:
1. Gerard Way
2. Gerard Way
3. Hugh Jackman (London production of Oklahoma!)
4. Anderson Cooper
5. Joaquin Phoenix
but really--mostly Gerard Way!!
661. keagansmom said:
1. Brad Pitt
2. Sting (down with the tantric)
3. Nicolas Cage
4. David Beckham (and/or Victoria, what the hell)
5. Adam Duritz from Counting Crows (they're my all-time fav, don't judge)
Also, any of these can & will be replaced by a random foot-long (I like em BIG)
662. strawberrycheesecake said:
1. Michael Phelps
2. Michael Phelps
3. Michael Phelps
4. Michael Phelps
5. Michael Phelps
LOL underbite and ears!
663. Ashleigh said:
Today my list would be...
1. Henry Cavill (from The Tudors)
2. Johnny Depp
3. Matthew Lawrence (in the ridiculous movie, Jumping Ship...it's a Disney Movie...ridiculous, I know)
4. Brad Pitt (circa The Mexican or Meet Joe Black or anytime really)
5. Frank Sinatra (circa 1940's)
I also wouldn't turn away Angelina, Clive Owen, Val Kilmer (in Top Gun), Jared Leto (in Urban Legends or My So Called Life), and Mikhail Baryshnikov (circa 1970's).
664. PRE said:
Wow! I'm not even going to tell my husband about your concert antics, he'd pretty much sell organs to go with you.
My five:
Mike Rowe (just a dirty girl I guess)
Collin Firth
Johnny Depp (just...can't...help...it)
David Boreanaz
Richard Dean Anderson (just stamp nerd and get it over with)
665. Casey said:
Oh, Heather. Add Benecio back in. He's a lovely one.
666. mulatto jesus said:
1. Marlon Brando
2. Charlie Weiss
3. Al Rocher (would give a reach around)
4. Charlie Chaplin
5. Tom Cruise in Cocktail
667. Jeri said:
You MUST, Must, Must, check out Jackie Greene at Outlands. I think Sunday at 1:00 pm...he is my newest, greatest musical crush....oh, and I love his music!
668. Bucky Four-Eyes said:
I'm single and not boinking anyone at the moment (god, it's been a looooong moment), so I'm not sure I need to have a list compiled.
But in case of emergency:
1. Stacy London
2. Dita Von Teese
3. Sarah Brown (Claudia on General Hospital)
4. Rosario Dawson
5. Ernest Borgnine
(aw, fuck, did I just type that out loud?)
(Well, let's face it - Borgnine's probably the closest to attainable on the list.)
669. AnnB said:
I considered writing George Clooney multiple times, as though this list has power and putting his name more often would somehow increase my odds... but who wants to waste the other four spots, just in case. There should be a psych analysis available based on who you pick.
George Clooney
Hugh Laurie
Rob Lowe
Matthew Perry
Hugh Grant
670. Amy said:
I don't have a list. I'd have to think long and hard about mine. The point is that hubby's number one is Kristen Johnson. Loves it! Hooray for real girls!
671. Frost said:
1. Michael C. Hall
2. Michael C. Hall
3. Michael C. Hall (OMFG I LOVE HIM SO MUCH)
4. Detective Vic Mackey from 'The Shield'
5. Johnny Depp
672. Mel said:
First, #333 - I too saw Beautiful Girls. Loved it.
My list (and I know--I cheat, but I dont like to leave people out & I'll go in any order)
1. Richard Gere (c. Runaway Bride/Unfaithful ...yes, he was ALSO in Unfaithful)
2. Craig Ferguson
3. Brian Williams
4. John Cusack
5. Russell Crowe (c. that movie he was in w/ Meg Ryan)
6. Timothy Hutton
7. Joshua Jackson
8. Colin Firth
9. John Hannah - (I agree with the poem reading, but have you also seen him in Sliding Doors? yum!)
10. Ewan MacGregor
673. melissa said:
I should be embarassed by my list but I not. It just proves that I really am a closet redneck....
1. George Strait
2. Dale Earnhardt Jr.
3. Brad Pitt
4. Brad Paisley
5. Kenny Chesney
674. Plano Mom said:
Sean Connery
Joe Cocker
Nicolas Cage
Ray Liotta
Willie Nelson (yeah, that's right)
675. Starbody said:
1. Nick Cave before the skeevy moustahce (I know, I know, it's weird)
2. Peter Hayes (from BRMC)
3. Viggo Mortensen (from The Indian Runner)
4. Matt Damon (the boy next door candidate)
5. Brad Pitt
I used to have James Gandolfini on my list. I'm glad to know I'm not the only one who almost had him on the list!
676. jen said:
1. christian bale
2. nathan fillion
3. christian bale
4. nathan fillion
give me a call, boys...
677. Five is not enough said:
I so have a type:
1. Christian Bale
2. Jason Gedrick
3. Billy Crudup
4. David Beckham
5. Brad Pitt
...And no, it's not the cheat on his wife type, beat up your mama type or leave your 8-month-old girl friend hanging type, but something about these boys....
Caliente!
678. noodle said:
Your post with your original list included a soft-spot for James Gandolfini. He's in my top ten.
Top five, in no order-- this was hard enough to narrow down:
1. Vince Donofrio (weirdo detective from Law and Order: Criminal Intent)
2. Ghostface Killah (he's adorable and huge)
3. Eddie Vedder
4. Russell Crowe
5. Bruce Springsteen (oh my lord... when he does Thunder Road, I'm done)
679. Jenn Osborn said:
M Ward is the best, see you at the Polo Fields!
680. icandyapple said:
Rupert Penry-Jones - oh captain, my captain wentworth
Mark Kanemura - so you think you can dance, a nerdy girl's orlando
Guo Jingjing - chinese women's super diver and hot babe
David Gilmour - the 70s version, how can you have any pudding . . .
Joss Whedon - when I need a good mind duck
I also dig those guys from Supernatural - that show rocks, literally. Mr. Ackles might have to move up my list.
681. Sloan said:
1. Alexandre Despatie - Canadian diver at Olympics. Hubba hubba.
682. Sharon said:
I was JUST thinking about this the other day!!!
1. John Mayer
2. Vince Vaughn
3. Criss Angel
4. Johnny Greenwood
5. James Franco
683. Gaviota said:
1. Michael Jordan
2. Djimon Hounsou
3. Denzel Washington
4. Edward Norton
5. Kevin Bacon
:-)
684. Anonymous said:
1. nick jonas...he is 15...soo illegal
2. nick jonas
3. nick jonas
4. joe jonas
5. i will even settle for kevin jonas
i am a 3rd year in college. in high school i was too cool for the disney channel. as it would be, my "cool" stock has plummeted.
685. WIndi said:
1. Barak Obama (a thousand times, yes, I will be his first lady/everything)
2. Peyton Manning (Ashley Manning who? Except I live in Indianapolis and she shops at my Trader Joes and florist. Slut)
3. Paul Rudd (loved him since Clueless, fell back in love during Knocked Up)
4. Andy Samberg/John Krasinski (same guy, really)
5. Kanye West
But woah, I so agree with your Michael Phelps adding- I just don't know who to kick off. I'm thinking Kanye.
686. Megan said:
1. Nick Cave
2. Jarvis Cocker
3. Patrick Swayze of the Dirty Dancing era
687. carla said:
Brad Pitt
Joaquin Phoenix
Tyler Florence
Chris Martin
Thom
So jealous of you.
688. icandyapple said:
Arrggh! I forgot Nathan Fillion - thanks for reminding me 676. Jen! He shoulda been first on mine and is my oh captain, my captain tight pants. Have you seen Dr. Horrible??
And 655. Jessica - Harvey Keitel, definitely sexy-ugly
689. Emily said:
Right now my entire list is Michael Phelps. Hopefully this will fade with the Olympics' end and he'll be down to just one spot...? I hope so, for fairness sake to all the others who used to be on my list.
I am completely with you on loving the ears/underbite.
690. Salena of The Daily Rant said:
1. Vincent D'Onofrio
2. Leonardo DiCaprio (post-Titanic)
3. Ryan Gosling
4. Jude Law
5. Viggo Mortensen
Bonus: Paul Rudd or John Cusack
691. sara m. said:
1. george clooney - cliche but couldn't be more true
2. jon stewart
3. clive owen
4. jake ryan
5. jay mcinerney
692. Tess said:
Am I the only one who finds it strange that we are also so amused by the prospect of adultery? Oh well, I'm over it. My list:
1. James McAvoy
2. Shia LeBoeuf
3. Adrian Brody
4. Kevin Connolly (Eric from Entourage)
5. John Corbett (Aiden from Sex in the City)
693. Liz said:
Okay I'll play.
1. Robert Downey Jr.
2. Colin Firth
3. Guy Doleman (if he weren't dead obviously)
4. Jude Law
5. Emma Watson (I'll swing that way for her)
694. KAS said:
1) Shawn Ashmore (circa the Animorphs TV show, 1998-2000)
2) Alton Brown (I KNOW I'm not the only person to list him and he's old enough to be my father!)
3) Michael Phelps
4) Daniel Radcliffe
5) Christopher Ralph (Tobias from the Animorphs TV show, hasn't done jack shit else since then, and that's horrible because he WAS hot)
Angelina Jolie was on my list, but Mr. Phelps has since knocked her down a couple of notches because he is so adorable. The thing that I like most about him, I think, is that he was diagnosed with ADHD and instead of medicating him, his mother got him involved in swimming and helped him learn how to focus himself and his energy onto constructive activities. I'm not saying it would work for everyone but I do think that ADHD is not only over-diagnosed but over-medicated.
Also Harry Potter is totally necessary because he's only a couple of years younger than me and is now legal. Obviously I MUST HAVE HIM. omg. I could cry. He is so hawt. I admit that I'm a fan girl, but at 22 I'd like to think I have some allowances in life! <3
So yeah. That's my list. Kinda. I don't know. It changes a lot, and thankfully I'm not the only one that has that problem. :P
695. meredith said:
1.) Jennifer Garner
2.) Katee Sackhoff
3.) Grace Park
4.) Renee O'Connor (when she was in her full 12-pack Amazon Queen phase on "Xena" :)
5.) Eliza Dushku
(though I have to say, both Taye Diggs and George Clooney would be candidates to bring me over to "the other side" if I ever felt the need. Rowr.)
696. Chelsea said:
1. Dave Annable (from Brothers & Sisters)
2. Hamish Blake (Australian comedian. LOVE HIM!!)
3. Daniel Radcliffe (sure, he's short. but he's cute, hilarious, and intelligent too)
4. Orlando Bloom, circa Lord Of The Rings
5. Elijah Kelley from Hairspray
697. Wasabi said:
1. Andy Garcia
2. Sting
3. Denzel Washington
4. George Clooney
5. David Beckham if he promises not to talk.
698. dani said:
I have only been allowed 2 men that I can legally have if presented with the opportunity. I will expand my list to 5 just for you. Interestingly, Micheal is on my list too, it was the hipster wetsuit look that did it to me...
1) George Clooney
2) Ryan Gosling
3) Chris Martin
4) Helena Christiensen(SP?)
5) Michael Phelps
699. Mackenzie said:
UM, I am so sad I totally forgot about Wilco playing in SLC!
1. Christian Bale
2. Johnny Depp
3. Heath Ledger :(
4. Brad Pitt
5. I know she is a woman, but Alison Goldfrapp turns me on.
700. Ellen said:
Top five is difficult. But here is TODAY'S top five list.
1. James McAvoy - the man is a treasure
2. Naveen Andrews
3. John Corbett
4. Brendan Fraser
5. Denzel Washington
Tomorrow might switch out these guys
Clive Owen
Sean Bean
Hugh Jackman
Viggo Mortenson
Daniel Day Lewis
But James McAvoy will always be number one, bless his heart
701. Anonymous said:
I get to see Radiohead tomorrow night. Take that!
My list would probably look like this (no particular order):
James Franco
James McAvoy
Angelina Jolie
Conor Oberst
John Mayer
702. Sarah J said:
1. James McAvoy
2. Christian Bale
3. James McAvoy
4. Tegan and Sara
5. James McAvoy (I would lose all self control)
703. Natalie W said:
1. Ewan MacGregor
2. Ralph Fiennes
3. Joaquin Phoenix
4. Johnny Depp
5. Jonathan Rhys-Myers
704. Mark said:
1. Heidi Klum
2. Rachel Weisz
3. Salma Hayek
4. Liv Tyler
5. Evangeline LIlly
705. seattleeco said:
Oh god, it's not just me! CB (my husband) does not get the Michael Phelps thing...but *drool*. Due to the combo of cute dork-with-hot body, I'm torn between thinking he'd be the best brother ever and wanting to do things I can't write about in public. I'm a perv. Aaron Piersol is a close second for Olympian I'd like to medal.
But the list. I struggled with picking my top five, as always, and they aren't really ranked:
Colin Firth
Michael Phelps
Jamie Bamber (but only in BSG seasons one and two)
Ryan Philippe (although I think he might be kind of an ass, but can I ignore that like I ignore Michael's politics?)
Ewan MacGregor, circa either Velvet Goldmine or Moulin Rouge
Also-rans:
Jake Gyllenhaal
Clive Owen
Zach Braff
Gabriel Garcia Bernal
Taye Diggs
706. daisy said:
Danny Devito
Angelina Jolie
Johnny Depp
Jon Stewart
Daniel Craig
Subject to change with my whims.
707. jazztater said:
Dooce,
My daughter is seeing Wilco and Fleet Foxes Wednesday night in Eagle, Idaho.
My list:
1. Edward Norton (btw Happy Birthday Edward - today is his 39th birthday). I have deemed him my official mid-life crisis
2. Gabriel Aubry - Halle Berry's baby daddy - he is so good looking he looks like he is computer generated
3. James McAvoy - knew he was going to be a star when I saw him in "Rory O'Shea Was Here"
4. Steve Jobs - I know odd, but I have always found him sexy as hell in spite of or maybe because of his arrogance
5. Chris Martin - thanks to you Dooce now I am also obsessed with licking his face (don't really get what he sees in Gwynnie)
708. kendra said:
david duchovny
zach braff
josh holloway
paul banks (interpol singer)
milo ventimiglia
709. Vanessa said:
Josh Jackson
Craig Ferguson
Ben Harper
Taye Diggs
Ryan Reynolds
710. faund said:
1. jack white
2. katherine moennig
3. joaquin phoenix
4. james mcavoy
5. jack white
711. Stephanie said:
1. Chris Martin (He can play me like a piano whenever he wants!)
2. Henry Cavill (Like they say, When God created Henry Cavill, he was showing off.)
3. Jemaine Clement (Inexplicably irresistible.)
4. Paul Rudd (Loved him since his days on "Friends.")
5. Colin Firth (Mr. Darcy will always have a spot on my list)
712. Pauline in France said:
Chris Martin ! I'm so disappointed in your choice, this man is totally 100% anti-sex Yuk Yuk Yuk
713. Kathi said:
1. Johnny Depp
2. Anthony Kedis
3. David Tennant
4. Will Smith
5. Penn and Teller (yes, they come as a package.)
(Pun intended.)
714. Anonymous said:
This comment has absolutely nothing to do with my list of people I'd throw my undies at but has everything to do with that beautiful dog of yours...Coco. I would post this comment on the photo of him/her chasing the sheep but there was no way to do it. I'm an Australian and the daughter of a man who worked the land and trained Australian working dogs. While I have no doubt that Coco is very good at his/her job (rounding up sheep) she's not the kind of dog I believe most Australian sheep farmers would use.I've asked many people if they have ever seen a dog like him being referred to as an Australian Shepherd and have not yet found one who has. Unfortunately my father is no longer alive so I can't ask him. Most sheep/ cattle farmers use Border Collies or Kelpies or a dog which is commonly known as a cattle dog. Coco seems to be a mix of all three of these so if that's the case he/she should be extra good at her job. Either way it doesn't really matter...what a beautiful dog! and I'm sure, given that he/she was bred to chase sheep/cattle she's probably very wound up when at home with nothing to chase.
715. Laura said:
In order of "most want to do" ...
1. Christian Slater
2. Luke Wilson
3. Colin Firth
4. Rene Russo
5. Huey Morgan
716. Jackie said:
Benicio del Toro
Clive Owen
Javier Bardem
Gabriel Byrne
Jon Stewart (just to lighten things up)
717. Kara said:
Being a relation of the lead singer of Fleet Foxes, I can only say, YAY. We love them.
718. Priscilla said:
1. Chris Martin
2. Chris Martin
3. Chris Martin
4. Chris Martin
5. My husband.
The two sexiest men in the world : )
719. Sophie said:
After a day at work spent reading the comments I've decided to revise my list!
1. Still Eamon Sullivan - Partially because of the filthy dream I had with him in it, and partially because of that photo.
2. Jonathon Rhys Meyers - The ultimate bedroom eyes.
3. Clive Owen - Especially in Children of Men.
4. James McAvoy - That library scene in Atonement!
5. David Tenant - The ultimate in geek-hot.
720. Nina said:
David Bowie immediately before Ziggy Stardust
Benicio Del Toro circa Traffic
Heath Ledger
Al Pacino circa Godfather
Clive Owen always, and forever
721. Stephanie said:
1. Patrick Dempsey
2. Brad Pitt, circa Legends of the Fall
3. James Marsden
4. Aaron Eckhart
5. Ryan Gosling
722. scatterbrain said:
I was at school with Chris Martin's mother - OBVIOUSLY she's MUCH older than me he! hee!
723. Hariette said:
1. Alan Rickman
2. Eddie Izzard
3. Colin Firth
4. Don Cheadle
5. Tim Robbins
724. jodi said:
1. George Clooney
2. George Clooney
3. George Clooney
4. Danny Ocean
5. George Clooney
725. Penelope said:
Michael Phelps, ok, fine. But I'd give him up in a heartbeat for Ryan Lochte...
726. Clare said:
Ooh.. I saw Chris Martin about a year ago in the queue at the Odeon in Camden (London) and can testify that he is totally cute, and entirely inconspicuous, in real life.
727. k'bo said:
It's ironic that the gf and I were just having this convo the other day.
Mine are:
1. Alyssa Milano
2. Maria Sharapova
3. Becky Quick
4. Allison Stokke
5. *I usually leave this spot open. Who knows when one might need it?*
728. emily said:
1. Edgar Wright
2. Johnny Depp
3. Dave Grohl
4. Steve Nash
5. Bruce Springsteen in 1975
729. Michelle said:
1. Orlando Bloom
2. Johnny Depp
3. Brad Pitt
4. Angelina Jolie
5. Gerard Butler
730. Tracy said:
My desire for Michael Phelps has been expounding of late as well. I think it has something to do with the way his gangly limbs move when he is dolphin kicking off the wall on a turn.
My list:
Dave Matthews
Dave Matthews
Patrick Dempsey
George Clooney
Hugh Jackman
Oh, and that primal scream of victory in the first relay race when they came from behind for the win was pretty hot too.
731. Jen said:
Micheal Phelps is extremely unattractive, your only attracted to the gold around his neck, do you seriously find him sexy because he makes me wanna puke.
732. Rick S. said:
I totally read "Ed O'Brien" as "Ed O'Neal" and thought MAN, that woman is OUT THERE.
733. Betsy said:
1. Steve McQueen (I know he's dead, dammit)
2. Ryne Sandberg (Hall of Famer from the Cubs)
3. Vince Gill (the voice of an angel)
4. Djimon Hounsou
5. Trace Adkins
734. Jennifah said:
1. John Cusack
2. Viggo Mortensen
3. Andy Garcia circa 1994
4. Ed Burns
5. Daniel Craig (new 007)
735. Anonymous said:
1. Ben Harper
2. Patrick Dempsey
3. Jon Krasinski
4. George Clooney
5. Brad Pitt
736. Judy said:
1.Pierce Brosnan
2.Patrick Dempsey (is he Jewish?)(nevermind, who cares?)
3.Robert Downey Jr.
4.Steve Carell
5.George Clooney (I'm sure I could change his commitment- phobia!)
737. Jill P. said:
1. Mike Rowe (dirty jobs)
2. Tim Riggins (friday night lights)
3. George Clooney
4. Patrick Dempsey
5. Chris Daughtry
I think this list illustrates my diversity in men. Hmmm...
738. Heather Piper said:
Subject to change at the drop of a hat:
1) Ryan Adams
2) Nathan Fillion
3) Ryan Adams and Nathan Fillion at the same time.
Why not? It's not like it'll ever happen.
739. Billygean said:
I have a tendency to fall for front men. Therefore (in no order):
1. Gary Lightbody (snow patrol)
2. Matt Bellamy (muse)
3. Billy joe (greenday) - why does eyeliner look good on him! Why!
4. Ewan MacGregor. Just because.
5. Andrew Lincoln.
Google these british lovelies if you don't know who they are. Google now!
BG
740. heyyou! said:
In no order...
1. Dave Matthews
2. Jon Stewart
3. Harry Connick Jr.
4. David Tennant
5. John Barrowman (yes, I know)
I like guys on the skinny side??
741. Katie said:
1. Johnny Depp (only if he has showered)
2. Christian Bale (only if he wears the bat suit)
3. Pierce Brosnan (I think I spelled his name wrong)
4. Brad Pitt (from A River Runs Through It)
5. Michael Phelps (only so I could tell my friends)
742. Ali said:
1. Shepard Smith
2. Brett Baier (another Fox News anchor)
3. Elliott Sadler (NASCAR driver)
4. Tom Berenger
5. Mike Rowe
The Rock?! Really everyone?
743. Heather said:
1)Viggo Mortensen
2)Clive Owen
3)Johnny Depp
4)James Marsters
744. kristen said:
1.) Cristian de la Fuente (In Plain Sight)
2.) Colin Firth (as Mr. Darcy in P & P)
3.) Christian Bale
4.) Cristian de la Fuente (In Plain Sight)
5.) Javier Bardem (not from No Country, though!)
745. lydia said:
1) Johnny Depp
2) Christian Bale
3) Johnny Depp
4) Christian Bale
5) Johnny Depp
You see where this is headed....
746. Eddeaux said:
1. Heather Armstrong (I know I'm such a brown noser! but I do love you)
2. David Beckham
3. Victoria Beckham
4. Padma Lakshmi
5. Evangeline Lilly from LOST
Yep, everyone who just read my list was thinking about updating their list with the exact same 5.
747. mamainterrupted said:
Hi there! Just found your blog and am loving it! Glad to hear you will be keeping me updated on all things good and bad about this whole crazy Mommy life we all lead, it's nice to be able to relate....
748. fifromlondon said:
shit.. my list is more.. never done this before... here it goes!
Eddie_Vedder- can you imagine him grabbing your hair and mumbling some sweet song? ahhh
Ryan gosling-. its the face
John Krasinski- the guy from the office! so cute and suck a dork..
Tom brady- ah his arms
Josh Holloway the guy from lost!Sawyer)Jake Gyllenhaal
Patrick Dempsey- you just have to have him on the list
Jude Law- ahhhhhhgrrrrrrrrr
Gael Garcia Bernal- those lips lisp lips
John Stewart- i think he would talk alot.. thats would be interesting...
Anderson cooper!the eyes just makes me go mmmmm ehhhhh
mary-louise parke- so.. i can include a girl? right
Johnny depp. have you seen him lately? shit he is working out
Barrek obama- i have a thing
and these are my - "if i ever have chance.. yeah.. why noT!
Matt Damon
John Mayer
Mark Ruffalo
Ed Harris
749. Molly said:
Enjoy the show! Just saw Wilco when they were in NC and it they were amazing (as always!)
My List has also been updated with the Olympics Fever...catapulting Usain Bolt to the new #1 spot on my list
1. Usain Bolt
2. Chris Duhon
3. Kobe Bryant
4. Alfonso Soriano
5. the dude who played Leo in Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2 (he is sure to fall from the list in a hurry, but today? He makes the top 5! I'm sure he is beyond thrilled...)
750. morecheese said:
I LOVE WILCO and am SO JEALOUS of you right now!!!
Questions for you:
1. Does Phelps liking Bush totally kill it for you? I personally hate George, but would be willing to give Michael a gentle spanking and see if that sets him right.
2. Do you have a visual vs aural list? There are some men I'd want to ravage with a blindfold on - e.g. Jeff Tweedy or Al Gore. Others should never, ever be allowed to talk, but I'd want to explore every inch of them visually; i.e., that guy from "300" or Madonna.
751. Somedayme2 said:
1. BRAD PITT (legends of the fall, Tristan)
2. ANGELINA JOLIE ( a twofer would be highly desireable)
3. Johnny Depp (blow)
4. Clive Owen
5. Patrick Dempsey
752. Jayna said:
This is an easy one:
1. JOHN CUSACK - there are no words. There would be no need for words. I would seriously just jump on the man on sight.
2. JASON STATHAM - have you seen Transporter where he is shirtless and covered in motor oil? Need I say more?
3. DAVID AEBISCHER - he was the goalie for the Colorado Avalanche, but has now returne to Europe to play. Swiss hockey goalie anyone? Seriously, just google him. HOT...HOT...and oh yeah, HOT!
4. ANGELINA JOLIE - so I have a girl on the list. Sue me. I don't care who you are the woman is hot.
5. EDWARD NORTON - he is just freaking talented and that alone is hot, but he is also easy on the eyes.
753. Liz said:
This is my favorite kind of list. Here goes.
1. Derek Jeter
2. Jon Stewart
3. Eric Dane
4. Charlie Sheen (I know, I know...but I think he is hot!)
5. Josh Radnor (How I Met Your Mother)
754. flutie said:
1. ewan mcgregor
2. eric bana
3. hugh jackman
4. taye diggs
5. laird hamilton
755. rachaelV13 said:
1. Cristiano Ronaldo
2. Brad Pitt
3. Jude Law
4. Cristiano Ronaldo
5. Harrison Ford (I don't care if he's old enough to be my grandfather)
756. sexinthesixties said:
Hasn't anyone ever seen Clive Owen!
757. Anonymous said:
I'm sure they've all been mentioned already here in the comments, but here's my list in no particular order:
- Mark Wahlberg
- Bono
- Viggio Mortenson
- Robert DeNiro (as young Vito Corleone in Godfather II)
- Gerard Butler
758. Julie said:
1. Colin Firth
2. Johnny Depp
3. Viggo Mortenson (as Aragorn in the LOTR movies)
4. Lenny Kravitz
5. Ed Harris
759. Lindsay said:
I was on the phone with my hubs and drooling all over Michael Phelps' physique. That's one tall glass of cool water.
What can I say...? The hubs has been deployed for 5 months. A girl needs to dream...
760. Belle said:
Bill Clinton
Jon Stewart
Christian Bale
George Clooney
Johnny Depp
761. Jill said:
1. Matthew Fox
2. Harry Connick Jr.
3. Jon Bon Jovi
4. David Duchovny
5. Chris Noth
762. Kimmers said:
Hope the vet appointments are just routine!! Very jealous of all of your concerts, I haven't been to one in ages. Too busy selling my soul to my cubicle! Have a fantastic week. :)
763. ALF said:
So. Since the Olympics started I have been patiently waiting for you to complain about Bob Costas. Is he no longer annoying the piss out of you? If so, I might cry.
764. Anonymous said:
Michael Jackson (but ONLY during the "Thriller" days).
Don't Judge Me!!!!!!!!!
765. Kim said:
1. Michael Buble
2. Josh Duhmel
3. Anderson Cooper
4. Richard Gere in Pretty Woman
5. Hal Sparks
GIANT SMILE ALL DAY THINKING ABOUT MY LIST. =)
766. Elise said:
1. Stephen Colbert
2. Conan O'Brien (I see I'm the only one so far to list him... um, I like funny guys? Actually, I met him briefly, but I just stood there slack-jawed and didn't say anything, so I don't think the rules exclude him.)
3. Alan Rickman (has anyone seen the "In Demand" music video?)
4. Dr. Gregory House (Not Hugh Laurie -- oddly, although I usually find British accents attractive, I prefer Laurie with an American accent. Perhaps his voice is lower?)
5. Colin Firth flits in and out of this spot depending on how recently I've watched Pride and Prejudice, but I generally keep it reserved for the next middle-aged British man who captures my heart.
My boyfriend complains that all of the men I like are twice our age; I point out that at least he'll BE middle-aged someday, and then I won't be able to keep my hands off him.
767. dianamuse said:
1. Mikhail Baryshnikov
2. Alan Rickman
3. David Strathairn
4. Dara Torres*
5. Aaron Peirsol*
* time-limited, Olympics-driven infatuations
(BTW, nice feature in the NYTimes business section last week, don't you agree?)
768. Jen said:
1. Ryan Reynolds
2. John Krasinski
3. Zach Braff
4. Ryan Reynolds (he def. deserves 2)
5. Sam from Top Chef (thank you to whoever above who jarred him back into my memory, i was stuggling for #5)
My sister put it best about John Krasinksi. He's not hot hot, he's office hot. In the context of on the job, he's the best you've got. I'll take him any day over the lot I have in my office, that's for sure.
769. Shalini said:
1 Joaquin Phoenix (in anything)
2 Alan Alda (when he was on MASH as Hawkeye Pierce)
3 Tom Cruise (if he never speaks about anything)
4 Adam Levine (of Maroon 5)
or Adam Clayton (of U2)
5 Tom Cavanaugh (from Ed)
770. Ashlea said:
Any weekend that includes both Radiohead AND Bon Iver, with everyone in between is a weekend that gains my complete and unabashed jealousy. I love your blog, but I will have to hate you now...at least until Monday.
771. Dave said:
1.Charlize Theron
2.Drew Barrymore
3.Salma Hayek
4.The Dixie Chicks
5. The Polish Women's Volleyball Team
772. Jennifer said:
I'm totally crushing on Phelps! At first I thought it was a new love for the sport of swimming. Nope, it's him. Thank goodness for TiVo...
773. Rebecca said:
Vin Diesel
David Beckham
Eric Dane
Mark Wahlberg
Brad Pitt
774. Mer said:
Only 5, seriously? Not possible
1. Dave Matthews
2. Vince Vaughn - love him
3. Mark Ruffalo .. amazing
4. Brad Pitt - preferably he could look like he did in Fight Club or Seven again, mmm
5. John Krasinski - just so adorable
6. Colin Firth or Hugh Grant, either will do
7. Matthew McConaghey
8. Jake Gyllenhaal - there's just something about him
9. Damien Rice - go ahead, make me cry
10. Jack Johnson
775. Maria said:
1. Johnny Depp if he were to stop smoking
2. Clive Owen
3. Paul Newman (1955 - 1975)
4. Colin Firth
5. George Clooney
776. Anonymous said:
Here goes...
1. George Clooney
2. Jon Hamm (pretty please)
3. Hugh Laurie
4. Colin Firth
5. Paul Newman - yep, even the old version
777. Marcy said:
1. Tom Boonen
2. Orlando Bloom
3. Gavin Rossdale and Gwen Stefani together!
4. Johnny Depp
5. Angelina Jolie
778. Molly said:
1. Colin Firth (did you know his name means "stout hearted" in Old English? How does that make him sexier? But it does).
2. Javier Bardem (twice)
4. Ewan McGregor
5. Gabriel Byrne (can you tell I'm in to accents?)
779. Ebey said:
1). Hugh Jackman
2). Jude Law
3). Adrian Brody
4). Ewan McGregor
5). Clive Owen
780. Charlene said:
1. My Model - Tyson Beckford
2. My Actor - Orlando Bloom
3. My Athlete - Michael Jordan
4. My Musician - Elvis (1956-1960)
5. My Billionaire - Sergey Brin
781. Lily said:
I thought I had an idea of who my five would be, but reading through the comments (well, the first 100 or so anyway -- I am supposed to be working), my list is now 22 people long. How about 5 categories?
1) Dead: Cary Grant and Gregory Peck (Oh, Atticus)
2) Bald: Ed Harris, Mitch Pileggi (Agent Skinner)
3) Foreign: Jason Stratham (and balding), Liam Neeson, Ralph Fiennes (not as Voldemort), Colin Firth, Hugh Jackman
4) Ethnicity: Will Smith, Morgan Freeman, LL Cool J, Taye Diggs
5) Other: John Cusack, Chris O'Donnell, Brendan Fraser, Seth Green, Harry Conick Jr, John Barrowman, Lee Pace, Ed Norton.
If I had to choose...Cary Grant, Ed Norton, Ed Harris, Jason Stratham, and Will Smith (Or Chris O'Donnell or Brenden Fraser).
Oh my, I read the comments from the last time you did this and got freaked out by someone who had Crispin Glover and James Spader. I need a shower.
782. Carole said:
1. Tab Benoit
2. Jon Hamm
3. Al Pacino
4. Tedy Bruschi
5. Tab Benoit
783. Diane said:
Please tell me that Jon has removed Katie Holmes from his list. Seriously.
Okay,
#1. Bear Grylls
#2. Brad Paisley
#3. Ryan Reynolds
#4. Christopher Plummer (Captain von Trapp...sighhhh)
#5. Alan Jackson (I never went to one of his concerts because I just know it would have ruined the fantasy...)
784. teresa said:
*Simon LeBon (he just made the list after I saw them live in 2005...the age gap has considerably improved between him and I since I was 13 years old and desperate to marry a member of Duran Duran)
*Andy Garcia (before I found out he was born with a parasitic twin on his shoulder) (blech)
*Michael Franti (which my boyfriend actually protests since he lives an hour away from us and in his mind the possibility may actually exist) (thanks, honey)
785. phhhst said:
I'm trippin that Pitt is on your list. Still love to read you - but... gross.
786. Anonymous said:
1. Adrian Paul
2. Johnny Depp
3. Brad Pitt
4. Heath Ledger
5. Toss-up - Matthew McConaughy, George Clooney, Sean Connery or Harrison Ford from years ago...
787. Lisa said:
Phelps?? REALLY? I am SO not a Phelps Phan: http://strongrhetoric.blogspot.com/2008/08/not-phan.html
788. chandra said:
I'll play:
1. Anderson Cooper
2. Michael Varten (alias...)
3. Kevin McKidd (journeyman/trainspotting)
4. Jans Lehman (german football goal keeper)
5. the edge
789. Lauren said:
I wont leave a list - that would involve too much thinking - but I really wanted to say that I *AM* jealous about missing that festival, what an amazing line up. I'm glad you'll get to see Bon Iver - when I wrote with my copy of your book, I had just bought tickets to a show last month and all I can say is SO AMAZING live (I still get goosebumps thinking about it!), and he'll be selling GREAT american apparel tshirts, if you're lucky! HURRAY! enjoy! xoxo, L.
790. berit said:
1. johnny depp (any version- especially the chocolat one)
2. john krasinski (the office)
3. jason lewis (SATC- smith)
4. james mardsen (xmen/27 dresses)
5. david beckham (seriously...)
791. BeccaJedsMom said:
1. Tom Selleck
2. Edward Norton
3. Tom Selleck
4. Adriano Moraes (professional bull rider from Brazil, very yummy)
5. Then another go at Tom
792. Lee said:
1. Sting..I loved him 20 years ago, and he gets better with age.
2. Jeff Tweedy..You suck getting to see Wilco...
3. Steve Buschemi..I'm fascinated by his jacked-up teeth.
4. Justin Timberlake..I am old enough to be his mom and I don't care.
5. Anthony Bourdain
793. lola said:
1. James McAvoy
2. Jake Gyllenhaal
3. Jon Hamm (Don Draper on Mad Men)
4. Robert Downey, Jr. (circa Ally McBeal days)
5. Jeffrey Dean Morgan
794. Wendy said:
I like Michael Phelps for his talent, but come on people! He so *not* hot! Where is the attraction? In fact, to me, he kinda funny looking. I'm just saying...
http://notesfromthesleepdeprived.blogspot.com
795. pixie said:
1 Ralph Fiennes
2 Christian Bale
3 Jensen Ackles(guy from supernatural)
4 Daniel Craig
5 Gerard Butler
I gotta say I am pretty happy with that list.
796. Alexandra said:
In no particular order:
Javier Bardem!
Neil Gaiman
Jon Hamm
Devendra Banhart
Edward Norton.
Unifying trait... uh... they all have brown hair? And appear intelligent?
And girls I wouldn't kick out of bed:
Penelope Cruz
Salma Hayek
Angelina Jolie
Rosario Dawson
Eva Mendez
797. Shannon said:
1. Dennis Miller - I love his sarcasm and quick wit
2. Jon Malkovich - he's so dark, I want to know if he's ticklish.
798. Elise said:
I don't usually post comments but I am compelled to throw a little something into the mix...
1. Gillian Anderson (red head beauty from X-Files)
2. Jennifer Aniston (greek Blondie from Friends)
3. Dara Torres (41 year old olymic swimmer with a rock hard body!!!!!!!!!) Also, my new hero!
4. Eva LaRue (Chick from one of the CSI shows)
5. Ellen...just for fun.
799. Shannon said:
Has Jon punched you in the face for traveling to San Francisco during the summertime?
800. Lindsey said:
Oh no. Poor Michael. Dooce, could you win his love by offering fashion advice?
http://guestofaguest.com/beijing/michael-phelps-at-china-doll-nightclub-...
801. Anonymous said:
1. George Clooney
2. Tony Romo
3. Denzel Washington
4. Will Smith
5. Terrell Owens
802. goukas said:
I'm so excited about the Outside Lands Festival. Unfortunately, we can only go 1 night. We're lucky enough to live in the Bay Area, but at the expense of no family to watch the kid. I'm a southern girl too, from Austin, and miss miss miss those days of live music every night.
Hope to see you front and center during Radiohead Friday!
803. Brianne said:
1. Ralph Fiennes
2. Chris Martin
3. Gael Garcia Bernal
4. Vincent Perez
5. Rob Morrow
804. CC said:
-Furio from the Sopranos
-Tom Waits
-John Lurie
In the hereafter...
-Joe Strummer
-John Cassavetes
805. jenjen said:
Only 5...really?? That's so hard to choose...
1. David Duchovny
2. Dan Abrams (I love news guys)
3. Will Smith
4. John Cusack
5. Steven Colbert/Jon Stewart (or both together??)
btw, this is the BEST site ever...!!
806. Keri said:
1. Michael Phelps
2. Zac Hanson
3. John Krasinski
4. Michael Phelps
5. Mika
Notice the slight nerd factor in each pick - that only makes them more appealing! The Brad Pitts of the world are cute but a little boring!
807. Danielle said:
My list with visuals!:
http://ifitshipitshere.blogspot.com/2008/08/waterproof-six-packs-guess-o...
808. kellincatty said:
1) Willem Dafoe
2) Bruce Cockburn
3) Russell Crowe
4) The Starn Twins (photographers - just in the hopes that some of their creative energy will "rub off")
5) Jason Lewis
809. Korey said:
1. Josh Duhamel
2. Joshua Jackson
3. John Krasinkski
4. George Clooney
5. Neil Patrick Harris (yes, I know he's gay - but I've always had a crush on him)
810. leah said:
i love that someone mention maureen o'hara in the parent trap! she's so gorgeous.
my list (which changes at the drop of a hat), in no particular order:
jason dohring (of veronica mars fame)
ryan reynolds
david bowie (any age, really, but labyrinth is probably the best)
michael phelps (new addition!)
johnny depp
honorable mentions: adrian brody (i really, really like a tall skinny guy hehe--my bf is 6'5, 180lbs after all), orlando bloom in full legolas costume, harrison ford, graham herrell (texas tech quarterback), justin timberlake, and ummmm just to be random, kristen bell (my eternal girl crush)
my boyfriend and i have equal crushes on jason dohring and ryan reynolds, so i'd say either one of those would be a real possibility if the situation ever came up. which it won't. :P
811. Sarandipity said:
My friends and I play a game of "I heard Michael Phelps..." and it is wildly entertaining. My two favorites thus far:
I heard Michael Phelps' washboard abs can clean you so hard, you're absolved of all your sins.
I heard Michael Phelps collects rainwater in his dimples and uses it to water an organic garden.
Because the man is magical.
812. Jinx said:
Johnny Depp has remained my # 1 for more years then I like to admit. The rest of the top 5 come and go.
I love that Chris Martin is your # 1, and sorry I don't understand the Phelps choice .
813. Anonymous said:
1. Jude Law
2. Adam Sandler
3. George Clooney--not for political reasons, but just 'cause.
4. Brad Pitt...Meet Joe Black
5. Ed Harris...The Abyss..hottest bald man.
814. Joshua F. Ballard said:
I love Jeff Tweedy. I spent countless hours when I lived in Chicago hoping and praying I would see him out and about or stumble upon his Wilco flat. No such luck :(
815. JudyR said:
oh yeah,
my number 5 is Vin Diesel.
816. Heather said:
1-5. Jeff Tweedy
817. Anonymous said:
1. Collin Ferrel but only in In Bruge
2. Anthony Bourdain
3. Sam from top chief season 2
4. David cook
5. My dead EX Kevin
818. Marley said:
1. Johnny Depp (21 Jump Street/Benny and Joon era)
2. Matt Damon
3. Matthew McConaughey (A Time to Kill era)
4. Simon Cowell
5. Flea
819. Redhead said:
So I can't believe noone mentioned Mr Big, i.e. Chris Noth!!! Commmon :).
So here's my list:
Ralph Fiennes (The English Patient)
Pierce Brosnan (Remington Steel or the Thomas Crown Affair)
Dylan McDormatt (The Practice)
Andy Garcia (anywhere, really!)
Gerard Butler (300)
Honorable mention:
David Duchovny (X-files)
820. thomas said:
-Wentworth Miller
-Anderson Cooper
-Jude Law
-Jennifer Aniston
821. Michelle said:
Huh. The ears, underbite, and stubby-looking legs really bother me (I know, I know, the legs are part of why he's such a good swimmer, but still).
And he's so much younger than me, I'd feel dirty. Of course, that doesn't stop me from lusting after Justin Timberlake.
822. Sari said:
1. Tim Curry (I know, I'm sorry, but I've been obsessed since I was 7 years old)
2. Jennifer Beales
3. Ellen DeGeneres
4. Holly Hunter
5. Emma Thompson
823. Anonymous said:
Wentworth Miller is also on my list. What a beautifully sculpted face, steel blue eyes, and sweet voice. Yum!
824. Rebecca said:
Christian Bale
Naveen Andrews
Viggo Mortensen
Colin Firth
Jonny Depp
Gael Garcia Bernal (SO beautiful!)
825. Margaret said:
James McAvoy
Julian Sands
Sting
Ralph Fiennes
Cillian Murphy
826. Angelique said:
1.) Eddie Vedder
2.) Eddie Vedder
3.) Hugh Grant
4.) Patrick Dempsey
5.) Eddie Vedder
I saw Eddie Vedder's Solo show on Sunday night in DC, and I'm wondering why I din't make him all of 5...
827. Mary Rose said:
Oooooh, I hope we get some awesome pictures from your weekend concert madness. I'm very jealous!
1) James McAvoy
2) Christian Bale
3) Jon Stewart
4) Vin Diesel (I have a thing for the big noses on 3 and 4)
5) Angelina Jolie
828. Jodi Day said:
Ooh...this is fun!
1. Joaquin Phoenix (especially when he is EVIL in a movie)
2. Lenny Kravitz
3. Taye Diggs
4. Naveen Andrews
5. Johnny Depp (longest time spent on this list)
829. lush said:
1) Joey Burns of Calexico
2) Alejandro Escovedo
3) Christian Bale (circa American Psycho)
4) Michael Phelps (NBC should have had a Michael Phelps bare, glistening midsection steadicam on at all times, inset into all of their Olympic coverage)
5) John Covertino of Calexico
830. Kateastrophe said:
1. Matthew Fox (Lost)
2. Luke Wilson (The Family Stone)
3. Zach Braff (Scrubs...a sense of humor will get you ANYWHERE)
4. Igor Olshansky (San Diego Chargers)
5. Jason Lewis, but only with the shaved head; the long hair was ATROCIOUS! (Sex & The City)
Way to go Coco! Hopefully, that will help her expend her energy in more productive ways...rather than eating fabulous hats and whatnot.
And I wanted to go to Outlands...but we bought our first house instead. Now we're poor.
831. Anonymous said:
1. Dara Torres - guys! What's wrong with you! She's HOTTTTT.
2. Dara Torres x2
3. Liu Xiang
4. George Clooney
5. Paul McCartney (in 1964 or so)
Phelps? Meh. I guess I'm too old to find him attractive - those teeth bother the heck out of me!
832. Lisa said:
our rule is I would totally let him have a celebrity that didnt count against him and his rule is HELL NO! But i have made it perfectly clear that i would leave him if ever given the chance to do ANYTHING with EDDIE VEDDER. :)
833. Julie said:
michael phelps is FUGGGGGGGGGGGLYYYYYYY
834. Michele said:
Johnny Depp
Matthew Mcconaughey
Anderson Cooper
Bon Jovi
Claudio.......
835. Leigh said:
1. Jeremy Piven (with or without hair)
2. Johnny Depp (with or without scurvy pirate costume)
3. John Cusack (circa Say Anything)
4. George Clooney (circa Rosanne)
5. Brad Pitt (just to fit in)
Please note: #4 and #5 must be simultaneous, for the sake of comparison.
836. Wendy Tatum said:
1. Jack Black
2. Matthew Perry
3. Dr. House
4. Lost's Sahid
5. Jennifer Anniston
837. jkrnyc said:
Usually, my list is full of the Johnny Depp, Daniel Day-Lewis, Peter Sarsgaard, Viggo Mortensen types. Then I remember--or am reminded--of the male swimmers' bods, and all those arty, thoughtful, brooding pretty boys go right out the window (except maybe Peter Sarsgaard...and maybe Viggo who isn't really a pretty boy) and my whole list looks basically like: TALL, HAIRLESS, RANGY, CHAMPIONSHIP SWIMMERS, PLEASE!!!!
As a tall woman myself, I, too, very much appreciate the taller-than-me aspect. I do worry/am thrilled by the fact that they seem to have the hair-management thing down better than I do.
But the big shoulders, tiny waists, ripped abs, and the suits that skim below the hip bones....YUMMY!
As for Michael Phelps: How many hours have I wasted in the last 10 days watching TV, web-casts and generally drooling DESPITE the very goofy teeth and sticky-out ears? Many. He seems like such a sweet kid, all things considered. And who can't love a mama's boy like that?
Aaron Peirsol is delish, too.
Must stop....
838. ericalina said:
1. christian bale
2. matt damon
3. justin timberlake
4. matthew fox
5. mark wahlberg
rotating in and out:
ryan reynolds
leonardo dicaprio
839. Jessica said:
1. Matt Damon
2. Eric Dane
3. Shemar Moore
4. Matt Grevers (another U.S. swimmer)
5. Ryan Reynolds
840. Dejoi said:
1. Brad Pitt
2. Matthew McCounaghy...prior the placenta thing...UCK!
3. David Beckham
4. George Clooney...Iffy...we're both from Ky.
5. Gabriel Aubrey
841. Sara said:
Top five to sleep with:
1. Ryan Reynolds
2. Angeline Jolie
3. Christian Bale
4. David Duchovny
5. Val Kilmer (mix of Doc Holiday and Madmartigan)
Top five to go on a date with:
1. Alton Brown
2. Alan Tudyk
3. John Stewart
4. Ryan Reynolds
5. Alton Brown
842. Alison said:
1. Matthew McConnaughey
2. Dave Matthews
3. Dermot Mulroney
4. Matthew Modine
5. Jon Stewart
And my honorable mention is Coach Eric Taylor from NBC's Friday Night Lights. That guy is hot. :)
843. jen said:
1. Peter Forsberg (hockey)
2. Brad Pitt
3. Cristiano Ronaldo (soccer)
4. Colin Farrell
5. David Beckham (soccer, and only if thoroughly disinfected of former Spice Girl cooties)
844. Lindsey said:
1. Ray Lamontagne
2. Matthew McConaughey
3. Jude Law
4. Adam Sandler
5. Adrien Brody
Alternates
1. Thom York
2. Adam Yacht
3. Lance Armstrong
845. hbm said:
1. patrick dempsey
2. raine maida
3. ethan zohn (winner of survivor africa)
4. brad pitt
5. paul meany (lead singer of MuteMath)
other than brad pitt, these are all very similar-looking men. actually, i think they're so jewish-looking, they could all be jesus.
my alternate is gabriel byrne, he's an older version of dempsey if you ask me.
846. Mell said:
I LOVE honorable mention!
Top 5:
Johnny Depp
Bruce Willis
Joaquin Phoenix
Nikki Sixx
Olivier Martinez
Honorable Mention:
Matt Damon
Ingo Rademacher
Leonardo DiCaprio
Jude Law
Jenson Ackles
847. joan said:
Wow, Wilco, Radiohead, Chris Martin and Brad Pitt all in the same post. I'm swooning. Dooce, I think you just made my list, but where to put you amongst Duchovny, Pitt, Martin, and Gyllenhal.
Fleet Foxes are decent, but Cloud Cult takes them any day of the week.
848. Kristin said:
Chris Martin... what can I even say? Where do I even start? I have been a Coldplay fan since they first got together and I just went to my first concert two weeks ago. I fell in looooove... and ever since then, Chris Martin has been in my dreams every single night. Some nights I kiss him, other nights he's telling me that I'm the love of his life, and sometimes I dream about him doing other things... Oh, to be married to the lead singer of a brilliant band. Obsessed.
849. Jenny said:
Not in any particular order:
Clive Owen
John Cusack
William H. Macy
Paul Newman (though he is getting perhaps just a tiny bit old for me, so let's say in the time of The Sting and Butch Cassidy)
Holly Hunter
Runners-up
Gillian Anderson
Denzel Washington
Robson Green
850. ~kelly said:
James McAvoy
Ryan Gosling
Jake Gyllenhal
Giovanni Ribisi
Christian Bale
851. Anonymous said:
1. Hugh Laurie
2. Chris Martin
3. Christian Bale
4. Brad Pitt
5. Bear Grylls
852. Heather B. said:
1. Cullen Jones
2. George Clooney (Doug Ross, George Clooney)
3. Jon Stewart
4. Denzel Washington
5. Evan Bayh
853. just beth said:
my list changes as I see fit, but if you had to have it right NOW, here it is:
1. Michael Phelps (duh, i'm no commie)
2. Matthew McConahey (whatthehell, you know who I mean)
3. Clive Owen (grrrr)
4. John Gruden (Tampa Bay bucs coach. yowza)
5. Heather B. Armstrong (this is her website)
xo
b.
854. Anonymous said:
I didn't read all 800+ responses, but is Sam Elliot no where to be found?
That voice!
That look!
855. Sarah said:
1. Tom Hanks
2. Angelina Jolie
3. Conan O'Brien
4. Bear Grylls
5. Kiefer Sutherland circa Lost Boys
856. April said:
1) Dennis Quaid
2) Matt Lauer
3) Rainn Wilson
4) Adrian Grenier
5) Joqquin Phoenix, but only in Johnny Cash character
Yeah- I know. It doesn't make sense to me either.
857. Jim said:
This list has been a problem of mine for some time now. I used to have a tightly crafted list, but it feels dated now and I am unsatisfied with the current crop of famous female hotties.
At one time it was:
Gabrielle Reece
Katie Holmes
Charisma Carpenter
But now Gabby is probably better replaced with a younger model, although perhaps not, I don't know what she looks like now. Katie, well let's just say Tom Cruise! Scientology! Oh God! The pain, the unimaginable pain! Charisma is still attractive, but the Playboy spread didn't appeal to me as much as I expected, and I am not really into fake boobs.
Now it's more like
5 Random Volleyball and Track and Field Athletes
I have to say Kerri Walsh is looking pretty fine. The Russian High Jump champion, Yelena Isinbayeva, seems to have a great personality to go with her great body and beautiful face. I used to fence in college, and the women swept the medals in my weapon, so I put two of them on my list. Attractive, smart (read their bios) and my weapon, what's not to like? The two on my list can take solace that though they did not get the gold medal, they made my list and the gold medal winner didn't. I am sure that will be just as good in their eyes.
1 Yelena_Isinbayeva http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yelena_Isinbayeva
2 Rebecca Ward http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rebecca_Ward
3 Sada Jacobson http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sada_Jacobson
4 Kerri Walsh - you better not need wikipedia to know who that is.
5 There is a runner named Nolo something - I think she is a hurdler. If she is not available, I will take one of the top two Victoria's Secret girls.
858. Anonymous said:
1. Chris O'Donnell
2. Dave Grohl
3. Anthony Kiedis
4. Dermot Mulroney
5. Matthew McConaugheyheyheyhey
My list is actually longer. I keep @ on my phone. A Hot Top 10 and Hot Hall of Fame. Even on the worst days these lists always make me smile. JFK Jr. is on the Hall of Fame along with John Travolta.
859. Katie said:
In no particular order:
Colin Firth
Brad Pitt, but 17 years ago in Thelma and Louise
Lawrence Fishbourne, but only if we escape the matrix
Matthew Macfadyen (Darcy complex, much?)
Brandon Frazier (but the mummies or whoever the hell stay outside)
I think there needs to be another 5 for tv/movie characters, just sayin'.
860. Sarah said:
1.Hugh Jackman
2.Colin Firth
3.Al Pacino
4.James Spader
5.Tim Curry
861. HangryPants said:
Hi Heather, I just read about your blog in Health magazine and thought I'd check it out. Love the lists. Here is mine:
(1) Christian Bale
(2) Johnny Depp
(3) Ryan Gosling
(4) John Krasinski
(5) Harry Connick, Jr.
The numbers are not in order of preference.
862. Anjuli said:
Ooh, this is kind of fun.
- Christian Bale
- John Mayer
- Ewan MacGregor
- Jake Gyllenhaal
- Terrence Howard
Also, I agree that concert lineup sounds awesome! I am completely jealous.
863. Random and Odd said:
I have decided against the list because as soon as I put them on my list, they die.
Heath Ledger was the one that broke my heart and there is a blank in my top five because really, WHO CAN FILL THOSE SHOES?
864. Virginia said:
Johnny Depp
Craig Ferguson
Barack Obama
George Clooney
Patrick Swayze (circa "Ghost")
865. Kristen said:
In no particular order -
1. John Stamos
2. Matthew Fox
3. Rick Springfield - he still looks hot even though he is almost 60
4. Michael Phelps - he is a cutie
5. John Stamos
866. Emily said:
1. Matt Damon
2. Edward Norton
3. Jimmy Smits
4. Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt (only together)
5. Jake Gyllenhaal
867. Sharon said:
Oh my gosh! I should be ashamed of myself for leaving off TV's Craig Ferguson! Sorry Craig! I love youuuuuuuu!
So, honorable mention:
Craig Ferguson
Robert Downey, Jr.
Matt Garber (?) The brainiac from Criminal Minds... so hot.
868. jewed said:
It makes me laugh that so many lists include Scottish or English men. Being from the Uk I can tell you they are soooo Not All That.
869. Christy said:
1. Matthew McConaughey
2. Josh Lucas
3. Matthew McConaughey
4. Matthew McConaughey
5. Matthew McConaughey
Yes, I've heard Matthew is a dirty hippy and I really don't care.
870. Sarah said:
Jim James -from My Morning Jacket
Christian Bale –as Batman or a psychotic murderer, he is HOT
Ben Bailey – I’ll take a ride in his cab any time!
Michael Phelps -even despite his ears and underbite
Joaquin Pheonix -only in Walk the Line
871. workroom said:
for you
http://i.cdn.turner.com/si/multimedia/photo_gallery/0808/oly.michael.phe...
872. ALK said:
1. Chris Daughtry
2. Matt Damon
3. Ingo Rademacher
4. Jesse L. Martin
5. David Boreanaz
873. Bucky Four-Eyes said:
I reckon I'd be willing to replace Ernest Borgnine with Padma Lakshmi. That woman is tastier than anything they've ever cooked up on Top Chef.
874. Amanda said:
1. Colin Firth as Mr. Darcy in the 1995 P&P miniseries and as Mark Darcy in Bridget Jone's Diary
2. Ewan McGregor in EVERYTHING.
3. Clive Owen, Clive Owen, Clive Owen
4. Mark Ruffalo...as himself (love those Wisconsinites)
5. Alan Rickman, especially in Truly Madly Deeply, and including as Professor Snape
I originally posted my list in my blog...and then realized I had written six, rather than five. Christian Bale got knocked off the list here, because the others are STAYING.
You love Wilco, too - my adoration for the Blurbodoocery is solidified. Thanks for being awesome!
875. lostinutah said:
Crap! John Hannah and Craig Ferguson! I love the Scots!
I need a list of about 25, apparently.
876. Alicia said:
I have to say, I'm not crazy about the ears or the underbite, either, but his ridiculously fit body and MY GOD THE SHOULDERS make both of those things negligible in the overall hotness factor.
Mine would be:
1. Clive Owen
2. James McAvoy
3. Christian Bale
4. Lee Pace
5. Paul Rudd
877. ellebee said:
Boy List -
1. Jake Gyllenhaal
2. Ryan Goslling
3. Josh Holloway
4. Christian Bale
5. Brad Pitt
Girl List -
1. Monica Belucci
2. Isla Fisher
3. Kate Beckinsale
4. Jessica Biel
5. Evangeline Lily
878. Lana said:
1. Sam Elliot circa 1980
2. George Harrison circa the White Album
3. Scarlett Johansson
4. Will Smith
5. Daniel Dae Kim
879. Jennifer said:
fabulous
1. josh lucas (in sweet home alabama....saw it 7 times in the theater)
2. ryan gosling
3. aaron piersol (saaaad, swimming is over)
4. viggo mortensen (aragorn - sigh!)
5. patrick dempsey
well that was fun.
880. Tootsie Farklepants said:
~Johnny Depp as Captain Jack Sparrow
~George Clooney
~Jon Stewart
~George Clooney
~John Krasinski
881. Ann said:
1. Urs Buhler
2. Luciano Pavarotti
3. Vin Diesel
4. Jackie Chan
5. Vigo Mortensen
882. Rhonda said:
1. Dave Matthews
2. Clive Owen
3. Edward Norton, but not the dorky "Keeping the Faith" kind of Norton, I want the dark, serious one like from "The Painted Veil"
4. David Beckham if he never, ever EVER opens his mouth to utter a word
5. Michael Hutchence from INXS. He was #1 until he died, but since this is SUCH a realistic list I've saved a spot for him
883. Chloe said:
In no particular order:
Tchéky Karyo
Bruce Springsteen
Al Gore - hey, there's some photo that Tipper took of him where he's shaving and he has a look in his eye - and I remember that kiss he planted on her at the Demo Convention 8 years ago - yowsah - I gotta feeling these two are/were dynamite in the sack and I want a piece of that.
Stellan Skarsgård
Kevin Federline - NOT - just seeing if anyone is paying attention.
Johnny Depp - if I still smoked - I think you'd have to smoke in order to hang out around him.
Does anyone remember how gorgeous Nick Nolte was back in the day?
884. Meegs said:
- Colin Farrell
- Angelina Jolie
- Johnny Depp
- Anthony Bourdain
- Jeffrey Dean Morgan (but he has to talk to me in an Irish accent, like in Ps. I love You)
885. Ashee said:
I know they're not generally your "type" of band, but please, for the love of all things smothered with melted cheese, see Dredg for me! I saw them once in concert before I had ever heard of them and became an instant fan. The drummer is so talented, it makes my head spontaneously catch fire at various intervals.
886. Anonymous said:
Jon wears briefs? Tighty Whitey-type briefs?
I finally convinced my spouse to stop wearing those and to start wearing the boxer briefs - I like 'em!
887. gavintiegirl said:
1.Edward Burns
2.John Mayer
3.Conan O'Brien
4.Twitch from "So You Think You Can Dance"
5.Rosario Dawson
I was shocked to see so much Brad Pitt and happy to see Jonny Lang.
888. Courtney said:
Jon Stewart
Alan Rickman
Jon Stewart
Alan Rickman
...can't decide who should get the fifth spot.
889. Rachel said:
1. Joshua Jackson
2. Jason Dohring (Logan on Veronica Mars)
3. John Krasinski
4. Eddie Vedder
5. Josh Holloway
And Andie, I actually knew Tim Leong (from college). What a small world!!!
890. Brandielicious said:
Bruce Willis
Robert Pattinson
Sam Elliott
Nathan Fillion
Adam Baldwin
891. jp said:
Chloe~~~~ Nick Nolte in Rich Man Poor Man!
But Al Gore?!?!?!??! ICK
My List
Tim Pogue
Ed Harris
George Clooney
George Clooney
George Clooney
892. RubyDellson said:
Paul Rudd
John Krasinski
John Corbett
Edward Norton
Peter Krause
893. Ang said:
1. Mark Wahlberg-any era
2. Ed Norton
3. Benicio Del Toro
4. Angela Jolie
5. Andy Botwin from Weeds, what's his real name? Who cares...
I'm dying to read through the rest.
894. Angie said:
1. Jason Staham
2. Viggo Mortenson
3. Mickey Rourke (circi Wild Orchid days)
4. Sam Shepard
5. Ed Harris
895. KimmyK said:
1.Wentworth Miller (I know he plays for the other team- but this is MY wishlist)
2.Brad Pitt
3.Paul Walker
4.Matt Damon
5.Christian Bale
896. Amber said:
I thought you should know that Michael Phelps is going to be half-naked on the cover of Sports Illustrated.
http://mouemagazine.wordpress.com/2008/08/19/michael-phelps-sports-illus...
897. jen said:
1. Hugh Laurie
2. Hugh Laurie
3. Hugh Laurie
4. Hugh Laurie
5. My fiance (but let's just admit I'm throwing him in at the end to make up for the Hugh Laurie thing though he doesn't deserve it since his list only includes Jennifer Connely and I can't stand her eyebrows, or should I say eyebrow.)
Also, it's really fun commenting on Dooce, though I'm sure managing it regularly would be a full-time job.
898. Beth said:
1. Vin Diesel (as long as he stood around and posed - no talky - and maybe carried things... namely me)
2. Johnny Depp
3. Clive Owens
4. Ben Browder (we just finished Stargate Marathon; it's not my fault)
5. Ralph Fiennes
899. Anonymous said:
I am also late to this party, but (in no particular order):
1) Jon Stewart
2) Christian Bale
3) Rodrigo Santoro
4) John Krasinski
5) Alec Baldwin (not sure why)
900. Anonymous said:
1. Jon Stewart
2. Glenn Klotche(drummer for Wilco)
3. Ryan Gosling circa "The Notebook"
4. Nate from "Six Feet Under"
5. Matthew Fox
runner up: Anderson Cooper. baby face + silver hair= total sexpot