Please be patient with me
Another busy week here at the Blurbodoocery involving doctors appointments, travel, vet visits, and a multitude of concerts. Tonight we're attending the sold out Wilco concert where the Fleet Foxes will be opening, and it's at my favorite outdoor venue in the city. If you're not familiar with either band, here's an introduction to the Fleet Foxes:
And here's Jeff Tweedy from Wilco playing an acoustic version of the soundtrack to my marriage to Jon:
This weekend we're headed to San Francisco to the Outside Lands Festival, a three-day music event at Golden Gate Park (look at that lineup and be very jealous of me). While I'm there I'll be posting photos and whatnot here and at the community site Crowdfire where they are giving away free tickets to the festival every day. Friday night I will get to see Radiohead for the tenth time, and maybe I will finally get up the nerve up to throw my panties at guitarist Ed O'Brien who happens to be number two on my Five Fame Fuckers list.
Interestingly, recent international events have brought to my attention a certain special someone who has so stolen my heart that he has knocked off two of the previous men on my list and now occupies both of those positions. So my list now looks like this:
1. Chris Martin
2. Ed O'Brien
3. Brad Pitt
4. Michael Phelps
5. Michael Phelps
I brought up this development the other night with a group of friends, and the men in the group were all, BUT HIS EARS! AND THAT UNDERBITE! Which of course was exactly how I expected them to respond, all of their lists are comprised entirely of supermodels. I think his ears are adorable, and that mouth of his is interesting, but the list really has very little to do with appearance and everything to do with the overall package. Are they driven? Do they care about people? What is their take on certain issues? Are they bigger than I am? Do they know their multiplication tables? Also, good hair helps. And yes, I will be honest and say that the way Michael Phelps fits into a wetsuit is very pleasing to look upon with my eyes.
Don't worry, Jon has his own list, and if we were at a concert where Renee Russo was playing the guitar, I would take off Jon's briefs and throw them at her head for him. That was written into our vows.
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- Bedtime, Leta lingering defiantly in the hallway. Jon: "If you want fart stories, you better get in bed RIGHT NOW."
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- Hugs and kisses to you, too! RT: @Monkey_Tree: @dooce he probably committed suicide because he was tired of LISTENING TO YOU WHINE.
302. kj said:
In no particular order:
1. Tyler Florence (Food Network)
2. Stephen Colbert
3. Harrison Ford
4. Colin Firth
5. John Krasinski
303. Sarah said:
I had a very similar week of concerts just last week--Wilco at Tanglewood last Tuesday, and Radiohead on Wednesday. You're in for two excellent shows! Enjoy!
304. Anonymous said:
1. Jon Bon Jovi ?
2. Christian Bale
3. Ryan Gosling
4. Gary LeVox
5. Keith Urban
305. harpyr said:
1. Ewan McGreggor
2. Conan O'Brien
3. John Krasinski
4. Johnny Depp
5. Chris Martin
306. Beth said:
David Duchovny (Californication)
Christian Bale (Oh, Laurie!)
Adam Brody
Ryan Gosling
Ed Norton
307. sarary said:
1. Eddie Vedder
2. Jack Johnson
3. Tom Brady
4. Jake Gyllenhaal
5. Mike Rowe
yum yum
308. Stephanie said:
Chris Martin is on my #1 too. And I adore Michael Phelps, too. You have great taste!
309. Missives From Suburbia said:
I'm far too fickle to have a permanent list, but I know for a fact that Anderson Cooper would always be on it (yes, I know he's gay, whatever) and so would Matt Lauer. Hubby was extremely nervous when I went on the Today Show last year, because he was afraid I'd run into Matt in the hallway and try to jump him right then and there. No such luck.
310. Suzy said:
1. Your husband
2. George Clooney
3. Brangelina
4. Vince Vaughn
5. Ryan Gosling
311. Tina in K3 said:
#1...Johnny Depp
#2 David Letterman
#3 Anderson Cooper
#4 Glenn Beck
#5 My Husband David!
I love men that are funny, smart and good looking and I think this list covers all of that!
312. MIQuilter said:
In a very particular order:
1) Duane "the Rock" Johnson
2) Johnny Depp
3) Ken Watanabe
4) Chow Yun-Fat
4) Jet Li
Yummy!!
313. Jen said:
Right on with Chris Martin!!!
314. ...loveMaegan said:
I'd put Gyllenhaal and Clive Owen right back on that list cuz that swimmer is ga-ross. yes, he can swim, but do I want his dolphin meat inside me, no.
my list
1. Johnny Depp (since I was 12 )
2. John Cusack
3. Justin Timberlake (just watch him dance)
4. Julian McMahon (Nip/Tuck)
5. Jared Leto/Jake Gyllenhaal (tie breaker)
omg...all J's. hilarious.
315. Jessica Smith said:
Clive Owen
Daniel Craig
Jessica Alba
Adrien Brody
Scarlett Johansen
316. AmyM said:
1. Bruce Willis (without a mustache)
2. Jack Bauer (not to be confused with Kiefer Sutherland)
3. Wentworth Miller
4. Forrest Griffin (UFC fighter)
5. Jennifer Garner
6. Tupac (the alive version, obviously)
7. Tyson Bedford
8. John Krasinski
9. Ben Affleck
10. Josh Turner (country singer)
I'm a whore, I know.
317. aaryn b. said:
1. Javier Bardem
2. Javier Bardem
3. Javier Bardem
4. Michael Franti
5. Javier Bardem
318. Amy said:
1. Johnny Depp
2. Simon LeBon
3. Vincent D'Onofrio
4. Jason Statham
5. Harrison Ford (old guys need love, too)
319. lilacflash said:
Colin Farrell
Johnny Depp
Colin Farrell
Johnny Depp
Colin Farrel..... over and over and over.
320. la Matriarch said:
I'm still holding on to my 80's throwback love for
Johnny Depp
spots 1-5
321. sarah said:
oh my gosh, so much fun! i just went back and read the old entry with the shannon elizabeth story- that's craziness!
my list looks like this right now:
1. christian bale
2. kieran culkin
3. cary grant
4. edward norton from fight club/american history x
5. luke wilson
322. stacy said:
@freddygirl : I totally hear you about Brad Pitt. There is something about his mouth that's not right...
323. Ames said:
1. Bono
2. Kiefer William Frederick Dempsey George Rufus Sutherland
3. John Corbett
4. Dave Grohl
5. Kieth Urban
324. leesavee said:
1: Matt Damon
2: George Clooney
3: Rick Springfield (crush since junior high...thought I would DIE when I saw the pics you took of him in the airport with his little fanny pack)
4: Jon Stewart
5: Will Smith (LOVE his ears)
And Michael Phelps? He'd probably be #6 on my list, but I need to crush on him a little longer before he makes my top 5 list.
325. maggie said:
1. dave grohl
2. johnny depp (ikr - me and how many others? oh the stds!)
3. christian bale
4. jon stewart
5. guy pearce
326. ShariA said:
Just saw Wilco at Tanglewood last week. They played for almost three hours! Andrew Bird opened and he was amazing. Definitely check him out when you are in San Fran.
327. Mel said:
TOTALLY Chris Martin and Michael Phelps. And John Krasinski, Clive Owen, Jake Gyllenhaal... are you sure we only get 5?
328. Kay said:
Oh! Michael Phelps is totally on my list! But my #1 is Viggo Mortenson. I am so glad that I wasn't a child when Lord of the Rings came out because no man would ever stand a chance compared to him as Aragorn. I am such a nerd!
329. Kim L said:
As I write this, I am noticing the trend towards older men. I think I learned something about myself today.
1. Sting
2. Thomas Jane
3. Colin Firth
4. Gabriel Byrne (circa: The usual suspects)
5. Angelina Jolie (I'm mean, come on....)
330. Sarah said:
Radiohead...at night...at Golden Gate Park. I *am* very jealous. And Radiohead + Fleet Foxes? You're killing me! I saw Arcade Fire and Superchunk this year. That's it (and I only got to go to that because it was during the day, and outdoors. Very kid friendly.) The last shows I saw before that were 2 or 3 years ago. Sigh.
My list:
1. Ira Glass
2. George Clooney
3. Gael Garcia Bernal
4. Jude Law
5. Guys in bands I like
(That should cover it. Apologies to my husband.)
331. Sam said:
Ahem:
1. Christian Bale
2. Matt Damon
3. Chris Martin
4. Johnny Depp
5. Tom Brady
alternates (in case of illness, etc.): James Franco, Brad Pitt
332. Anonymous said:
1. John Larroquette
2. Jason Lee
3. David Gregory
hee hee just kidding...
1. Jake Gyllenhall
2. Joaquin Phoenix
3. John Krasinski
4. Q-Tip (come on, he's hot, admit it!)
5. Brandon Flowers
333. meara said:
1. Ed Harris (from the Right Stuff) x 2
2. Tim Hutton (from Beautiful Girls - fabulous movie no one has seen...)
3. the college beau I let get away....
4. Alan Rickman (I AGREE...it's the VOICE)
my husband's list:
1. Rachel Ticotin (the wife from "total recall")
334. maggie said:
kay #328 - i feel you. i didn't add him to my list due to his horrible hair the past couple years. but if he gets to be aragorn, guy pearce and jon stewart are off the list and viggo gets both spots.
335. Jen said:
Top 5 men:
1) Christian Bale.
2) David Morse (in The Green Mile, not so much recently).
3) Matt Damon.
4) Paul Rudd.
5) John Corbett.
Not gay but if I were the top 5 women would be:
1) Angelina Jolie, of course.
2) Samantha Mathis.
3) Connie Nielsen.
4) Amanda Seyfried.
5) Kerri Walsh.
336. Jeni said:
1) John Krasinski
2) Chris Noth
3) Guy Berryman
4) Julian McMahon
5) Blake Sennett
337. Anonymous said:
I do not have a list, but I had to comment on that picture of Coco herding the sheep. Beautiful!! And that's why she's such a crappy housedog, Heather. She wasn't bred to be indoors around people. She was bred to run run run run run run run. Did you research the breed before deciding? Shelters are full of these dogs for a reason- they are not compatible with their owners' lifestyles. The dog isn't going to change- it is not capable of doing so.
338. Elizabeth said:
Just saw Tom Petty and Steve Winwood 2 nights in a row this past weekend. Dynamite - those guys dialed it in!
Not sure how I feel about Michael Phelps, being that superior makes me wonder if it's all legit. Just saying...
John Krazinski though - one of the very rare celebrities that has made my heart flutter just watching him. Maybe it's "The Office" personality, but he seems to have the similiar personality in real life.
Dave Matthews can sing "Crush" to me any day and I'll be on my knees.
339. Kate said:
Mmm, this is so much better than being productive at work...
1. David Boreanaz (I CAN'T WAIT for Bones to start again)
2. Jon Krasinski
3. Matthew McCoughnahey
4. David Beckham
5. MP & Lochte tie here...
340. Csquaredplus3 said:
I'm with ya on Michael Phelps - but he's too young for me. Darnit.
1. David Letterman
2. Steve Martin
3. Liam Neeson
4. Daniel Craig
5. Matthew McConaughey
I reserve the right to change my mind at any moment.
341. justmeg said:
No real list but is Ben Harper, Chris Robinson or Maynard from Tool ever walked through my door - I would not turn them away.
Very jealouse about OLF - have fun, please post some good reviews and pictures!
342. Alicia said:
My top five would be:
1. Milo Ventimiglia - something about that crooked smile
2. Matthew Lillard - his character in scream did it for me
3. David Boreanaz
4. Brian Urlacher
5. Hayden Christensen
343. Whitney said:
1. John Krasinski
2. Johnny Depp
3. James Franco
4. Jason Batemen
5. Edward Norton
344. Professional Critic said:
Heather, bring your parka--it's foggy and freezing. Or better yet, bring some dry heat with you. We're dyin over here.
345. Lisa said:
1. George Clooney
2. George Clooney
3. Eddie Vedder
4. George Clooney
5. George Clooney
346. Janet said:
Hooray for Michael Phelps.
347. Lauren M said:
First of all, to 191 Anonymous, I have to agree. Nothing is sexier than a tattoo placed "just so," especially when your Speedo leaves little to the imagination.....and I've got a GREAT imagination.
My list is as follows:
1. Daniel Johns (lead singer of silverchair...don't laugh, just Google image him. please. go now)
2. Adrien Brody
3. Daniel Johns
4. Daniel Johns
5. Daniel Johns
I figure it increases my odds...but I wonder if my boyfriend will get suspicious when I suggest Australia for our next vacay instead of Europe. Hmmm....
Oh Michael Phelps. You taunt us with your butterfly.
348. Anonymous said:
I am a HUGE fan of Radiohead, and even more so now that we just got Rock Band for the Wii and I sang Creep about a million times. When you mentioned a fame fucker list and someone having moved into the top two spots, I immediately thought of Michael Phelps. Mmmmm!! My list looks like this, but in no particular order:
Lance Armstrong
Usher
Michael Phelps
Taye Diggs
Lance Armstrong AND Taye Diggs
349. zoe said:
* Christian Bale
* John Krasinski
* Angelina Jolie
* Ryan Reynolds
* Beenie Man
Covering all bases - gender, race, levels of geekiness and nationalities...
350. t(h) said:
1. Mary Louise Parker
2. Sara Bareilles
3. Keira Knightley
4. The entire cast of Ugly Betty
5. Sarah Chalke
351. sarah said:
My husband claims not to have list - but he's just being nice I suspect. Does everyone agree?
My List:
1. Patrick Dempsey
2. Anderson Cooper
3. Wentworth Miller
4. Adrian Grenier
5. Adam Levine (Maroon 5)
352. Janet said:
Oops, I forgot my list.
1. Cary Grant
2. Ewan McGregor
3. Steve Carrell
4. Craig Ferguson
5. Geico Caveman --- any of them.
353. Anonymous said:
Trace Adkins
Micheal Phelps
Yadair Molinia (STL Cardnials catcher)
Snoop Dog
Ryan Lochete
all are very yummy
354. ILoveBarns said:
1. Dave Grohl (shocked there is not more love for this man here, yumm!)
2. Anthony Bourdain
3. John Cusack
4. Edward Norton
5. George Clooney
355. Andrea said:
1. Jamie Bamber (hot and british)
2. Brad Pitt (he's Brad Pitt...'nuf said)
3. Orlando Bloom (hot and british, plus he fulfills that "skinny alternative guy" need of mine)
4. Robert Downey Jr. (funny and hot)
5. Jon Stewart (smart, funny and hot.)
356. Mary said:
1. Christian Bale
2. Patrick Wilson
3. Jude Law
4. Gabriel Macht (bad actor, but gorgeous)
5. Jeff Goldblum
357. Holly said:
1. Michael Phelps
2. Snoop Dogg (he has been on my list the longest - it is LOVE)
3. Cam Gigandet
4. George Clooney (all he has to do is talk, and look at me with the look. You know the look)
5. Brad Pitt
358. Mo said:
In a very particular order...
1) Penelope Cruz
2) Salma Hayek
3) Leisha Hailey
4) Scarlett Johansson
5) Marion Cotillard
359. Lauren said:
1. Robert Rodriguez
2. Steve Buscemi
3. Antonio Banderas
4. Vin Diesel
5. Christian Bale
360. sol said:
1. Timothy Dalton (in the Jane Eyre adaptation)
2. Martin Freeman (the office uk)
3. Johnny Depp
4. Neil Young, 30 years ago.
5. blurb
361. Cate said:
Haven't thought of updating The List in a long while, so it's about time!
1. Christian Bale
2. Linus Roache
3. William Fichtner
4. Joe Flanigan
5. Michael Phelps
362. Juggee said:
1)Heath Ledger (before he died!)
2)Josh Holloway
3)Clive Owen
4)Shia Lebeouf
5)Christine Bale
*in no particular order!*
363. Jess said:
1. Milo Ventimiglia
2. Hok Konishi (So You Think You Can Dance, season 3)
3. Johnny Depp
4. Andrew Langer (guitarist, The Redwalls)
5. Sean Lennon
364. LauraLoo said:
1. Ewan McGregor
2. Alan Rickman
3. Gary Oldman
4. Edward Norton
5. Gerard Butler.
Sadly, two and three are older than my dad.
365. jennifer said:
1. justin timberlake
2. tiger woods (i scrolled thru many a list and can't beleive i didn't see him.)
3. tom brady. (sorry peyton. it would only be for sex.)
4. aaron piersol (while wearing his swim cap)
5. wentworth miller
366. lavonne said:
Well, I can't say Michael Phelps because my son looks like his twin brother, and that would be just icky. But he's definitely on my list for adoption. Such a nice young man!
As for Fame Fuckers, I'm revealing my age with this list:
1. Anthony Hopkins
2. Sean Connery
3. Jeff Bridges
4. Brian Dennehy
5. Denzel Washington
367. shonda said:
1. George Stephanopolous (what can I say, the news makes me hot.)
2. Harry Connick, Jr.
3. Bill Clinton
4. Michael Phelps
5. Michael Phelps
368. Jess said:
1. Mr. Rogers
2. Mr. T
3. Chuck Norris
4. Conan O'Brien
5. Martha Stewart
369. Ashley said:
(in no particular order...)
1. Jeffrey Dean Morgan
2. Michael Phelps
3. Ryan Lochte (yes I'm on a swimming kick right now)
4. Christian Bale
5. George Clooney
370. Kara said:
1. Harry Potter
2. David Cook
3. Orlando Bloom
4. Kevin Spacey
5. Colin Firth
371. dk said:
Scott Speedman (There is no substitute.)
George Clooney
Robert Downey Jr
Jeremy Piven (I know, I know)
Joaquin Phoenix
372. wendy robino said:
1. Colin Firth
2. Javier Bardem
3. Denis Leary
4. Gina Gershon
5. Paul Weller
373. Kate said:
1. Norman Reedus
2. Joaquin Phoenix
3. Jason Hawes ( Ghost Hunters )
4. Sean Penn
5. Anthony LaPaglia
374. Kate said:
1. Hugh Laurie
2. Mark Ruffalo
3. Edward Norton
4. James McAvoy
5. Christian Bale
375. Kristan said:
Agreed on the ears, the overbite, and the way he fits into a wet suit. And omg did you see the interview with him, Bob Costas, and Debbie Phelps? A man that loves and respects his mother like that HAS to be good hubby material.
Granted, your list isn't so much about hubbies...
(Also, even though it's not my fault, I'm sorry about Bob Costas. I know how much you loathe him. These 2 weeks must be very difficult for you.)
So my list as of right now:
1. Michael Phelps
2. Michael Phelps
3. Michael Phelps
4. Michael Phelps
5. Michael Phelps
Ask me again in a few weeks and it'll probably be more like...
1. Rodrigo Santoro (if you don't know who he is, LOOK HIM UP. the nakeder, the better)
2. Michael Phelps
3. Ryan Gosling
4. Nick Jonas (if I were just a little younger and he were just a little older)
5. Adrien Brody (whaaat?)
Christian Bale would totally be on there if the alleged mother/sister assault either (a) wasn't true, or (b) made made sense to me (as in, "assault" is a horrible word for something rather innocent and misinterpreted).
376. Yecats said:
Speaking of doppelgangers...John Krasinski and M. Phelps...anyone with me? Odd that I’ve never noticed...
377. Kristen said:
1. Timothy Olyphant
2. Barry Pepper
3. Clive Owen
4. Mark Ruffalo
5. Bradley Cooper
and bonus musician:
6. Stephan Jenkins
378. Kristan said:
OH! And Patrick Dempsey aka McDreamy would totally be on there, except that I would feel like a horrible person for ruining his relationship with Meredith Grey after they FINALLY, FINALLY got together!!
:P
379. Shannon said:
1. Bear Grylls
2. Christian Bale
3. James McAvoy
4. Daniel Craig
5. Brad Pitt
380. doug said:
Lots of responses, very few from the male side, so here we go. This week's list:
1. Halle
2. Salma
3. Marisa Miller
4. Jennifer Aniston (Pitt's an idiot)
5. Olivia Wilde (it's the eyes)
S-J Parker almost dethroned Olivia because of a dress I saw her in on a SATC rerun Fri night. Good GOD.
381. Laura said:
Paul Giamatti
he's the only one who's a constant. ::swoon::
382. Val said:
1. Hugh Jackman (yes, Wolverine)
2. Daniel Craig
3. Robert Redford (as the Sundance Kid)
4. Carter Oosterhouse (from HGTV, you all missed him)
5. Johnny Depp
My dh's list would only need one, Kate Winslet
383. judy from rochester said:
Here's a list for the over 50 crowd (hey! you kids get off my lawn):
1. Hugh Laurie
2. Justin Timberlake (Here's to me, Mrs. Robinson)
3. Al Green
4. John Malkovich (for the kinky in all of us)
5. James Marsters (hell, he's older than my husband- hee)
My husband's list (under 50 crowd):
1. Sarah Silverman
2. Anna Nicole Smith (who doesn't enjoy a bit of necrophilia from time to time)
3. Christina Ricci (Thank zeus, she finally hit 18)
4. Anyone who refuses breast reduction surgery
384. shannon said:
Johnny Depp
Goran Visnjic
Orlando Bloom
Heath Ledger in Knights Tale
"Dante" in sex and the city movie
385. Mary said:
Hmmmm....Michael Phelps is way cute, but I don't like them that young.
Paul Rudd
Naveen Andrews
Anthony Lapaglia (in the Murder One days)
Alan Rickman
Colin Firth
If I had to change sides, I'd choose Salma Hayek (the only woman I've ever had one of "those" dreams about).
On my husband's list: Liv Tyler and Meryl Streep.
386. bethany said:
1. Casey Affleck
2. Benicio Del Toro
3. Daniel Day Lewis
4. Scott Avett
5. Matthew McConaughey
387. Laura F said:
I totally agree about the Michael Phelps thing. Everyone makes fun of me, but he is adorable...I have totally crushed on him since Athens!
388. Lauren said:
1. Trent Reznor
2. Keanu Reeves
3. Trent Reznor
4. Luke Wilson
5. Trent Reznor
#2 & #4 can be substituted with Ryan Gosling or Christian Bale
389. Regan said:
Haven't laminated my list, but it hasn't changed in years, so I might as well.
1. Ewan Macgregor
2. Tony Hawks
3. Vince Vaughn
4. Jude Law
5. Vincent Perez
Husband's list
1. The first chick on Law & Order, "Claire"
2. The second chick on Law & Order, "Shorty"
3. The third chick on Law & Order, "Darkie"
4. The fourth chick on Law & Order, "Blondie"
5. Salma Hayek (is she in any films where she dresses in an uptight suit, preferably as a lawyer?)
390. Sprite's Keeper said:
1. David Duchovny (I've always wanted to shout out "Mulder!")
2. John Krasinsky
3. Robert Downey Jr. (the clean version)
4. David Beckham (just to say I shagged him)
5. Jonny Depp
391. Vermont Girl in Utah said:
LOVE the list game!
1. Jon Stewart
2. Adrian Grenier
3. Lucy Liu
4. Javier Bardem
5. Michael Franti
392. Erin Z said:
That is a very drool-worthy lineup!
Be sure to fall in love with the Two Gallants as I know you will.
393. the mighty jimbo said:
having been fortunate enough to have already succeeded in closing the deal on my dream @#$%, i'm pretty much on cruise control now.
but if adriana lima came a knocking, well, i wouldn't kick her out.
394. BurbankFox said:
1. Kerri Walsh (and let me just ask you: does it not seem apparent that pretty much ALL women volleyball players have the most spectacular bodies in the world!?!)
2. Heather Locklear
3. Renee Russo (so cool to see her on someone else's list!)
4. Brooke Shields
5. Elle MacPherson
395. Sarah said:
I keep explaining to my spouse that most women find Phelps attractive from the neck down. After all, it's not like a two-bagger only goes one way. ;)
396. CollyP said:
1) SGT. Rudy Reyes of "Generation Kill" on HBO
2)Jon Hamm of "MadMen"
3)John Taylor of Duran Duran- Yea I know, and I dont care how old he is
4)Carter Oosterhouse- he could be gay, but he carries a tool belt and he's HOT as HELLFIRES
5)Henry Rollins
397. Shen-Shen said:
Most definitely George Clooney in spots #1-5
398. StephFromOmaha said:
Rub it in Heather...rub it in. :-) I was in SF for the past 2 weeks. How mad was I when I realized that like 4 of my all time, favorite musicians would be playing in GGP the weekend AFTER I left?!?!
Enjoy Radiohead for like the 10th time...because I have NEVER seen them.
Also, Matt Nathanson is soooooo adorable and talented...but adorable first, then talented.
My list:
1.) Joaquin Phoenix
2.) John Krasinski (with Big Tuna hair)
3.) Ryan Gosling
4.) Deigo Luna & Gael Garcia Bernal (they count as one because they are sexy together in Y Tu Mama Tambien)
4.) Jim Sturgess (Across the Universe, 21)
**Even though I found out this week that Luna just had a baby with his wife, and Bernal is expecting with his gal. I've been in mourning ever since.
399. Julia said:
1. George Clooney-- rrrrreeeeoooowwwrrr
2. Colin Firth-- omg, omg, omg
3. Michael Phelps-- all about his goofiness and yes, that amazing torso
4. Barack Obama-- humina, humina, humina
5. Selma Hayek-- to me she is hotter than Angelina
400. Leena said:
1. matthew mcconaughey
2. david beckham
3. matt damon
4. michael hutchence (yes, i know he's dead)
5. gavin rossdale
401. jane said:
I know someone who knows someone who slept with Michael Phelps. While the word "good" was never heard in connection with the experience, apparently she went back the next night, so one has to assume it wasn't half bad.
402. Steph TN said:
Thank you to 5. kjkc way the hell on up there. For a second Mike Phelps was going on my list, but yeah....GW fan is a no no..... =\
1. Brad Pitt
2. Mark Wahlberg
3. Skeet Ulrich
4. Sean Patrick Flanery
5. Kurt Russell
And my boyfriend couldn't pick just five, he sucks.
403. Rachelle said:
This makes my Monday WAY more fun!
1. Owen Wilson
2. Adrien Brody
3. Brad Pitt (as he was in Snatch; dirty, tattooed and completely unintelligible)
4. Christian Bale
5. Edward Norton
Some alternates: Naveen Andrews, Josh Holloway, Ryan Gosling, Jake Gyllenhall and Ethan Hawke
My big Olympic crush is Jason Lezak. HOT!
404. lani said:
Mine looks something like this.
405. erose said:
Not in any particular order:
1. Gavin Rossdale
2. Eddie Vedder
3. Ryan Lochte (I think he's cuter than Phelps)
4. Brad Pitt
5. The dude from the Preferred Stock advertisements, circa 1993.
406. Audie said:
1. Seth Rogen (currently beyond in love with him)
2. Nick Swardson
3. Adam Sandler
4. John Krasinski
5. James Franco (after seeing Pineapple Express!)
Make me laugh and you got me.
407. Laura said:
1. Bon Jovi
2. Jason Bateman
3. Taye Diggs
4. Ryan Gosling
5. Edward Norton
408. Chickaboom said:
Only 5? Well. That IS kinda limiting.
1) Hugh Jackman. The things I could do...
2) Mike Rowe. I likes a dirty man.
3) Josh Holloway - as Amber above said, SO DIRTY HOT!
4) Johnny Depp. I love love love him, and not all the
characters he's played are technically "hot" (Willy
Wonka, anyone?), but if you see him in Chocolat.. Oh.
Yes. Then you remember.
5) Mark Wahlberg. I used to have a shrine to him w/his
CK ads. I'm pleased to say he's still a total hottie.
As I tell my husband, if Salma Hayek or Eva Mendez ever said, "Hey babe, c'mon let's go!", he can bring the camcorder.
409. Tabitha said:
1. Colin Firth
2. Jake Gyllenhal
3. Ed Norton
4. John Mayer
5. Mo Rocca
I'm with freddygirl - Brad Pitt's not hot.
410. stephanie said:
You have five? We only have 3!
Mine are:
-Beck
-Chris Robinson
-Gael Garcia Bernal
yesssssss.
411. kim/DoulaMomma said:
How do I not have this list? I'm going to have to put some thought into this!
BTW, I recently saw (& chatted with briefly about a broken parking meter) James Gandolfini in the East Village (NY) - he was going in to get a tattoo. I have to say - he was pretty hot in person.
412. JennyOH said:
I'm kinda sad that this is the first post I've managed to comment on despite voracious reading!
I haven't got a full list, all I know is it includes Jason Schwartzmann (My husband's consists of Yuka Honda).
413. Jennifer said:
Ok girls who listed Trent Reznor..back off! He is mine in just two days!! Yeah!! I can't wait for the concert!
414. feather nester said:
1. Will Smith
2. Hugh Jackman
3. George Clooney
4. Johnny Depp
5. Matthew Fox
Not necessarily in that order. But as the Husband and I understand these lists, order doesn't matter.
415. Tam said:
1. James McAvoy
2. Christian Bale
3. Shia LaBeouf (I am in a cougar phase. I can't help it.)
4. Gerard Butler
5. Travis Pastrana
416. She said:
1.John Mayer
2.Clive Owen
3.John Krasinski
4.David Beckham
5.John Cusack
Is it weird that there are three John's on there?
417. Kwana said:
Richard Armatige
Denzel Washington
Colin Firth
Clive Owen
Oh and Michael Phelps for the revolving 5 spot for the week. He's hot and a sweetheart.
418. lawschoolmom said:
Ralph Fiennes
Matt Damon
Robert Downey, Jr.
Pierce Brosnan
Jodie Foster
419. Jen said:
1. Brad Pitt
2. Ewan McGregor
3. Brad Pitt
4. Val Kilmer
5. Brad Pitt
420. judes said:
if i run into you at the festival in sf, i swear i'll try hard not to embarrass you ; )
421. Karen said:
Mmmmm....this was fun to think about again....I haven't thought of this list for a while...mmmm (did I say that already?)
1) Tom Brady
2) Jason Taylor- as a Miami Dolphin-NOT a Washington Redskin!
3) Anderson Cooper
4) Sean Connery- early James Bond era
5) Dolce and Gobbana's new model- I don't know his name and I don't care!
mmmmm.....
422. Anonymous said:
I read a great article on Heather at ceositepad.com. I think it is a summary of an article in the wall street journal. The title caught my eye.
423. Buttercup said:
1. Yadier Molina (St. Louis Cardinals' Catcher)
2. Cristian Bale
3. Mike O'Malley
4. Chris Funk (from the Decemberists)
5. Skip Schumaker (also from the Cardinals)
On my "I don't care if you're gay, please be my husband" list: Clinton Kelly.
424. Sara said:
I can't believe I forgot Rob Lowe. Please forgive me Rob!
425. Anne said:
Go see Matt Nathanson at the festival- he's amazing and you will pee your pants laughing at his jokes. Then you will forget all about your soiled pants while swooning to his songs. Then he will do it all again.
My list is:
1. Ryan Gosling as Noah in the Notebook
2. Justin Timberlake
3. Ron Weasley- not the actor, I want Ron.
4. Robert Pattison
5. Ne-yo
6. Rachel McAdams is totally my girl crush
426. janet said:
1. james mcavoy
2. ewan mcgregor
3. matthew mcfadyen
4. cillian murphy
5. albert finney, circa 1960
427. JennyPenny said:
OMG, that's a lot of lists! I scanned through all of them and I can't believe my #1 of all time isn't on anybody's list. I think that means I get him, as a prize and all. Right?
Here goes:
5. either Snoop Dogg or Jake Gyllenhaal (random)
4. Ed Norton
3. Gerard Butler
2. Christian Bale
*drumroll*
1. Jake Ryan from Sixteen Candles, hello! (real name: Michael Shoeffling)
428. Benita said:
Eric Clapton
John Cusack
John Corbett
Selma Hayek
Chris Isaak
Lyle Lovett
429. Jessica said:
That's so funny you said that! I never thought about Micheal Phelps like the entire time i was screaming at my television for him to WIN!! but then i had a very dirty dream about him so he is now on the list...my subconcious made me do it :)
1. Ryan Reynolds
2. Ryan Gosling (from the Notebook)
3. Jon Krasinski
4. Michael Phelps
5. Jon Corbitt (mmm Aiden)
430. Anne said:
Also need to add John Krasinski. I love his forearms.
431. Marie said:
Revised List. I can't think this morning and left out a long time crush...
1.Johnny Depp
2.Gavin Rossdale
3.Brad Pitt
4.George Clooney
5.Christina Ricci
432. Cindy said:
Mike Rowe - Dirty Jobs people! I can't believe he isn't on anyones list. I tell everyone he's my secret lover, he just doesn't know it yet!
George Clooney before he got too skinny. Eat my man, eat!
Paul Newman - God he aged well and those eyes - always the eyes! But I'm saying at least 10 years ago Paul...
Angelina Jolie - amazing, just amazing.
Alan Rickman - funny, funny bad guys. Love him.
Will Smith - what a backside. YUM
433. Anonymous said:
First of all--I can't agree w/ ANY of you who listed M.Phelps. PUHLEASE!! I have to substantiate that everyone must still be on an swimming high! GAWD is he atrocious!! His bod may be hot but catching a glimpse of his Sloth-from goonies face during the heat of the moment would totally get me out of the mood!!
Sorry!!
434. alittlediamond said:
Danny Briere (hockey player)
Freddy Sjostrom (hockey player)
Johnny Depp
Brad Pitt
Vincent LeCavalier (hockey player)
But more importantly, and the real reason I am commenting - YAY for taking Coco to herding class! You should also try her in agility. Aussies excel in agility and the smell isn't as overpowering as sheep herding!
435. Anonymous said:
Jack-Mormon Blogger: from ceositepad.com
In the Wall Street Journal by Sue Shellenbarger (The blogger mom in your face) 16, August, 2008. The story profiles mega-blogger Heather Armstrong and her blog dooce.com. Mrs. Armstrong is known for having witty posts about her daily life with her husband, daughter and dog. A stay at home mom that was fired from her job for writing posts about her boss (you’ve been dooced) has positioned her blog as an advertising giant, landing such companies as BMW, J.C. Penny and Verizon. Mrs. Armstrong says she has developed some boundaries for her posts, “I’m not going to write anything about my family that I wouldn’t say to them in real life, in front of other people.”
436. Jen said:
I really only have two:
1) Jeff Tweedy
2) Ryan Reynolds
437. carly said:
I totally agree, phelps is h-o-t:)
1 ed norton!!
2 michael cera
3 michael phelps
4 ben stiller
5 seth green
438. Alyxherself said:
5. marissa tomei
4. selma hayek
3. sarah silverman
2. shakira
number incredible one eva mendez.
439. Jessica said:
Love this! Can't choose just five, must cateogorize:
Voice - Kiefer Sutherland (when the Canadian accent slips in), John Hannah, James McAvoy, Henry Ian Cusick (3 Scotsmen, seriously), Joaquin Phoenix (mumbler!)
Aw Shucks - Bradley Whitford, Timothy Hutton (beautiful eyes), Conan O'Brien, Patrick Dempsey
Hotness - Michael C. Hall (Dexter!), Christian Bale (fell for him in Newsies), Matthew Fox, Ben Chaplin
And I have to add that Johnny Depp and Bono were the first to make me feel funny down there.
440. Beth said:
My list consists of one name and one name only...
Jack Johnson.
You'll be seeing him on Sunday. When you see him, could you please make out with him a little for me? That would be awesome.
His song 'Better Together' is the soundtrack to my relationship with the bf...
441. Tango Rhino said:
In not particular order...
Taye Diggs
Ralph Fiennes
Jeremy Clarkson
Jude Law
Ethan Hawke
442. kjc said:
Totally showing my age but...
1. Paul Newman... those eyes
2. Robert Redford (The Way We Were)
3. Cary Grant... funny and sauve... yummmy
4. Dezek Washington
5. Vincent D'Onofrio
The top three are permanent, have been since I was 12. The bottom two can rotate. Must go home now... Needs some me time!
443. *SIGH*IF*ONLY* said:
1. Edward Norton!!
2. James McAvoy
3. Sean Patrick Flannery (everyone says "Who?")
4. Jack Bauer
5. Gordon Ramsey
444. Rian Wright said:
1. James Franco
2. Ryan Gossling
3. Clive Owen
4. James Franco
5. Colin Firth
445. niz said:
just 5?? dang.
1. Paul McCartney circa 1965
2. Neko Case
3. Tina Fey
4. Bradley Whitford as Josh Lyman on the West Wing
5. time for the cliche, Johnny Depp. But can I have young Gene Kelly in a sailor suit as an alternate? (but it is laminated!)
hold on... did somebody really say giovanni ribisi? But hell, I am in no position to judge.
446. Melissa said:
1)Toby Keith
2)Trace Adkins
3)John Edward (The medium, not the politician. However, I have been in the same room with him before.)
4)Shemar Moore (Criminal Minds, YUM!)
5)Brian Urlacher (Chicago Bears)
447. Mary said:
Oh, Heather~~~~~
Did you notice how Michael Phelps had such an attentive and adoring gaze at his Mom while she spoke glowingly about her awesome/half fish son ?!?! Their respect and love for each other is so obvious. Kudos to that Phelps family and the love they give each other !!!! And the kiss on the cheek at the end brought tears to my eyes !!! Re his tv interview---you ROCK, Michael Phelps, for telling the whole world how you had people from the past who were rude to you and now were coming out of the woodwork to be your bff ! If any of you are reading this now who did that to him---wellll, YOU SUCK, YOU CREEPS !
Dooce and Michael Phelps rule the world !!!!
448. JJ said:
1. George Clooney
2. Robert Downey, Jr.
3. Justin Timberlake
4. Rupert Everett
5. Malkovich in Dangerous Liasons
and I'd change teams for Kate Winslet
449. Moxie said:
I like to keep focused. My list is simple:
1. John Krasinski
2. John Krasinski
3. John Krasinski
4. John Krasinski
5. John Krasinski
(and no, not a single restraining order. Yet.) ;-)
450. Leslie said:
Oooh, I just saw a few of those bands a couple weeks ago at Virgin Mobile Festival. It was my first time seeing Wilco and it was fabulous. Hope you have fun.
1. Jared Leto
2. James Marsden
3. Ryan Reynolds
4. Daniel Radcliffe -- he's totally 19 and fair game!
5. Christian Bale
If there was room Jake Gyllenhal would be on there too.
451. KC said:
No list - but love, love, love Wilco! I grew up in Belleville, IL a small town outside of ST.Louis, MO. Wilco was one of two bands formed from a band called Uncle Tupelo (maybe you knew that) that came from my home town. The other was Son Volt. We used to go see UT play at small venues in STL. Ah the memories!
452. shazzanorth said:
1. Gary Cooper (yes, from the olden days)
2. Craig Ferguson
3. David Boreanaz
4. Bruce Campbell
5. Gabrielle Anwar
453. Sarah said:
Phelps is cute and all but...
1. Ryan Lochte
2. Ryan Lochte
3. Ryan Lochte
4. Ryan Lochte
5. Ryan Lochte
454. Nicole said:
1. James McAvoy
2. Edward Norton
3. Christian Bale
4. Ryan Gosling
5. Dean McDermott (yes, Tori Spelling's husband) HA!
455. Erin said:
At the moment, mine looks like this:
1. Robert Downey Jr.
2. Robert Downey Jr.
3. Robert Downey Jr.
4. Robert Downey Jr.
5. Robert Downey Jr.
456. Caroline said:
1. Peter Mansbridge (CBC National)
2. Hugh Grant
3. Ewan McGregor
4. Bill Clinton
5. Angelina Jolie
457. Sara W said:
Oooohhh, I'm with you on the Michael Phelps tip - but any of those delicious swimmy boys are a-ok in my book - YUMMMM.....
And I'm entitled, as my husband wishes to have his way with superhuman Uma Thurman.
458. Bunny Myers said:
1. George Clooney (at Lake Como, please)
2. Jutin Timberlake
3. Jack Nicholson (+ Viagra)
4. Angelina
5. Dooce
459. barracuda said:
1. Sean Connery
2. Alan Rickman
3. Colin Firth
4. Christopher Lambert
5. George Clooney
460. Ann said:
My list is:
1. Rob Thomas
2. Jon Stewart
3. Christopher Meloni
4. Anderson Cooper
5. Bradley Whitford
461. SallyRawkStar said:
1. Seth Rogen - his funny makes him yummy.
2. Christian Bale - the only REAL Batman.
3. Jason Lezak - because he kept the dream alive.
4. John Krasinski - floppy hair...adore the floppy hair.
5. The Lucksmiths - the whole band.
462. Laura said:
My husband of 14 years is first "Bradley D."
then it goes like this:
Mathew McConaughey
Mark Wahlberg
Lance Armstrong
JFK Jr. (Too sad he has passed on)
463. Denae said:
See mine here:
http://snarkygirl08.wordpress.com/2008/08/18/five-fame-fers-list/
464. jge said:
Top 5:
1. Johnny Depp
2. Carter Beauford
3. George Clooney
4. Kevin Costner
5. Brad Pitt
465. Kate said:
Taye Diggs
George Clooney
Lucy Liu
Pierce Brosnin
Brad Pitt
466. Coyote said:
Gregory Peck
Gregory Peck
Gregory Peck
Jeff Bridges
Jon Armstrong :-)
467. Anonymous said:
1. mark derosa (go cubs go!)
2. benjamin bratt
3. paulo costanzo (Joey's nephew on the friend's spin off)
4. John Stewart
5. Michael Phelps / Ryan Lochte (this is a tie, phelps has a bit of a butter-face but he's so physically dominant over the obviously hotter Lochte)
468. Chris said:
1. Chris Martin
2. Lance Armstrong
3. Tom Brady
4. Brad Pitt
5. Barack Obama
469. Candy said:
I have been periodically checking back to this page throughout the day and trying hard to snicker with my hand over my mouth when the boss walks by.
So if I get fired over this, one of you has to hire me. It'll be all your fault anyway.
470. Shelly said:
Matthew McConaughey
Matthew McConaughey playing the bongos stoned
Matthew McConaughey surfing
Matthew McConaughey calling for world peace
Matthew McConaghey doing ANYTHING.
471. Anonymous said:
a post script to 467.
Phelps and Lochte have temporarily knocked off Chritian Bale as the #5 spot is reserved for the flavor of the month...
472. Yes ;) said:
1 : Louis Garrel
2 : Louis Garrel
3 : Louis Garrel
4 : Louis Garrel
5 : Louis Garrel
473. Diana said:
Hilarious! I had the SAME conversation with my brother-in-law who said that Phelps' head on a short guy wouldn't warrant such avid female admiration; then of course i had to school him on "the package" philosophy that women so wisely follow. Otherwise, we'd be single, wouldn't we?
474. Chelle said:
1. Bono (Hey, he's been on my list since '86, so step off--it just shows that I'm loyal.)
2. Gordon Ramsay
3. Johnny Depp
4. Alan Rickman (See: "Truly, Madly, Deeply")
5. George Clooney
Obviously, I am old.
475. Angela said:
No particular order:
Ewan McGregor
Jude Law
Adrian Brody
Jeff Goldblum (odd, I know)
Mark Ruffalo
476. Liz said:
1. Clive Owen
2. Javier Bardem
3. Robert Downey Jr.
4. Jermaine Clement
5. Christian Bale
The top two are the only real order I care about. I'd take any of them, any day of the week though.
477. Native Minnow said:
1. Charlize Theron
2. Alyssa Milano
3. Michelle Pfeiffer
4. Jessica Alba
5. Heidi Klum
478. Issa said:
Will Smith, Brad Pitt, Taye Diggs & Justin what's his name who plays Alex on Grey's Anatomy and strangely Mark Harmon from NCIS.
My husband knows and is okay with it....his list all supermodels too.
479. jo said:
Robert Downey Jr circa late 80's early 90's
Benicio Del Toro
Angelina Jolie
Hugh Laurie
Helen Mirren circa the Cook the Thief His wife and her Lover
480. mmmarm said:
1. Callum Keith Rennie (cylon hotness, anyone?)
2. Matthew Gray Gubler (It's almost criminal what he does to my mind, oh yes)
3. James Marsters
4. Neil Patrick Harris (Yeah, I really don't care if he's gay)
5. Jonathan Rhys-Meyers
481. emily said:
In no particular order, because - let's face it - I'd take any one of these guys!
1. Jake Gyllenhaal
2. Brad Pitt
3. Gerard Butler
4. Shemar Moore
5. Ryan Lochte from Team USA
482. Anonymous said:
1 winona ryder
2 helena christensen
3 cate blanchett
4 holly hunter
5 uma thurman
483. Justine said:
1. Azzurri (and yes, I mean THE ENTIRE TEAM, THE ENTIRE ITALIAN NATIONAL SOCCER TEAM)
2. Brad Pitt
3. Javier Bardem
4. Benjamin Bratt
5. Daniel Craig
6. duh, Michael Phelps
mmmmm, boy crazy.
am going to see Radiohead too!! for the FIRST time! it flet like Sophie's choice however, giving up my beloved Wilco for Radiohead, but alas, I have seen Tweedy and Co. like 4 million times...
I hope I run into you, Jon and your camera and that you defend my porta potty in the bathroom line!
smooches!!
484. Lauren said:
John Mayer
Brendan Hansen (Olympic Swimmer)
Phelps
Peirsol
Lochte (as long as he doesn't say anything!!!)
485. PEB said:
I'm going to see Wilco/Fleet Foxes at the Les Schwab Amphitheater in Bend, Oregon. I so can't wait to see sexy frontman Jeff Tweedy! He will be forever on my list. Which is by the way...
1) Jeff Tweedy
2) Benicio Del Toro
3) Adrian Brody
4) Owen Wilson
5) and the train host guy in The Darjeeling Limited who has the sexiest beard ever (if a beard can be sexy)Oh, and those eyes!
6) I have to add one more...Wes Anderson, for making such great movies.
486. Bunny said:
Drumroll please.....
In no particular order-
1. George Clooney
( still trying to figure out how to get his voice on my GPS )
2. Mike Lowell ( 3rd base for the Boston Red Sox, FYI )
3.Jonathan Knight ( yep, I wanna shag a New Kid...)
4.Joaquin Phoenix
5. Tim McGraw.
Hmmm...I think I have a thing for Tall, Dark & Handsome.
487. jewed said:
1. Matthew McFadyen
2. John Corbett
3. Colin Firth
4. Larry David (yes really)
5. James Gandolfini (see Larry David)
488. The Long and The Short of it said:
1. Neil Patrick Harris - He's so not gay
2. John Heder - Only as Napoleon Dynamite
3. Gary Coleman - Good things come in small packages
4. Jason Alexander - Not Britney's X
5. Pat Harrington Jr - Schneider from One Day at a Time (That mustache makes me HOT!)
489. DietBob218 said:
Sometimes I think I'm the only guy reading Dooce.
My list in no particular order:
• Jennifer Connelly
• Natalie Portman
• Carrie Underwood
• Heidi Klum (Oh that accent.)
• Jessica Simpson (She wouldn't know what hit her... literally.)
490. Anonymous said:
i don't think my husband would be down with me sleeping with anyone else, no matter how famous they were, so i'll just give you my list of who i think is HOT.
in no particular order:
george clooney
dave grohl
scott wieland
tim curry from when he was in rocky horror picture show
anyone that's played james bond. except maybe roger moore
james marsters
491. Cameron said:
I have fictional characters. I figure I have as much chance with them as I do with the real Hollywood types. :)
1. Mark Wahlberg
2. (Matt Damon as) Jason Bourne
3. (Jerry O'Connell as) Woody Hoyt (on Crossing Jordan)
4. (Gary Dourdan as) Warrick Brown (on CSI)
5. (George Eades as) Nick Stokes (also on CSI)
But it could change tomorrow. My husband also has a list. :)
492. Jennifer said:
1. Adrien Brody
2. Rodrigo Santoro (Karl in "Love Actually")
3. Edgar Ramirez (he was Choco from "Domino"...oh yum!)
4. Christian Bale
5. Javier Bardem
Now for my husband...
1. Salma Hayek
2. Salma Hayek (she deserves two spots)
3. Halle Berry
4. Jessica Alba (Post Baby Body with the boobies)
5. Scarlett Johansson
Notice they all have big 'ol boobies.
493. Jennifer said:
And OMG I almost forgot....shit...James Macavoy.
Oh God I'd do him twice!
494. Heather's Garden said:
1. George Clooney
2. Nathan Fillion
3. Matthew Goode
4. Pierce Brosnan
5. Derek Jeter
And we love Fleet Foxes. My younger step-son gave us their CD at the beginning of the summer and it's been playing in the car pretty much non-stop. Amazing that an 18-year-old, 33-year-old, and 54-year-old with very different tastes all love them. And we all said that it felt like all the songs were instantly familiar. Soooooo jealous that you get to see them!
495. Bre said:
I'd give Aaron Peirsol one of your Phelps spots if I were you, but good list otherwise.
Mine:
1. Barry Pepper
2. Matt Damon
3. Nate Ruess
4. Jon Stewart
5. Aaron Peirsol
496. Cookie said:
1. Ewan McGregor
2. Hugh Jackman
3. Viggo Mortensen
4. Monica Belluci
5. Drew Barrymore
497. Elspeth said:
if you have a chance while in SF, you should check out the Ferry Building - my uncle is one of the owners/creators of the wine store there!
498. Mignon said:
So far everyone else took all mine, including whoever said That guy at the gym.
I'll just add this one:
The landlord for the cute Tudor house down the street who only shows up once a year and has Wyoming plates and does really great remodeling on his rental. That guy.
Also:
I just found these: monkeybarbuddies (dot com). Cute undershorts for girls in cute skirts.
Also:
What's a good, large Mexi restaurant in SLC (for something like 11 thirsty tennis players)? Isn't there one downtown? I can't remember the name of it.
499. curious_jorge said:
1.Cousin George. Hey he has a website, he's famous. I've told him this already also. I hope he isn't offended by the rest of my list, and the company I have *thrust* him into.
2. Wilford Brimley.
3. Heaven help me, Steven Tyler.
4. Wilford Brimley.
5. Both George AND Wilford at the same time.
500. Sara said:
Uhhh... my favorite game EVER.
1- Bono (forever, since I was 9)
2- Jon Krasinski
3- Daniel Craig
4- Mark Ballas (yes, I watch Dancing with the Stars, what of it?)
5- Jamie Bamber (he plays Lee on Battlestar Galactica, and yes, I watch Battlestar Galactica, what of it?)
501. NetWorth said:
1. Johnny Depp
2. Robert Downey, Jr.
the dead ones...
3. Carey Grant
4. Gene Kelly
and one lesbian fantasy...
5. Angelina Jolie
502. Julie said:
1. Jude Law
2. Matt Damon
3. Jason Statham
4. Jude Law
5. Matt Damon
503. JenBrett said:
My list:
1. Matthew Gray Gubler (Reid on "Criminal Minds")
2. David Tennant
3. Ewan MacGregor
4. Ben Folds
5. Dominic Monaghan
504. Emily said:
1. Christian Bale (childhood crush but still so hot, yet a little less hot than the first Batman)
2. Tony Bourdain (I know, creepy in many ways, but a tree I would like to climb)
3. Cesar Milan (I'd join his pack any day!)
4. The new James Bond, I forgot his name but that guy with the beautiful eyes and bod.
5. Ming Tsai (He's got such a nice voice and I'd love for him to tell me how much loved what he was doing to me. hahaha)
505. Lori in Denver said:
I'm jealous about the Wilco concert.
I put up my list last year: http://weebleswobblog.blogspot.com/2007/08/my-freebie-list.html
Good thing I didn't laminate it. I think I'll replace Billy Crudup with Jeff Tweedy.
If he'd throw in "End of the Century" as a serenade, I don't even think Husband would mind.
506. Kate said:
1. Ed Harris
2. Terry Serpico
3. Craig Ferguson
4. The Rock
5. Vince Vaughn (It's that voice, dammit)
507. Kay said:
It's all about the accent for the first three:
1. James McAvoy (he's my pocket Scot!)
2. Ewan MacGregor (esp. in the Liebowitz photo of him kinda dirty in a kilt holding a chicken)
3. David Tennant (I guess Billie Piper used to call him "David Ten-Inch")
4. Johnny Depp (he's a classic)
5. It's a toss-up between George Clooney and Brad Pitt. Both hawt, both humanitarians.
5 1/2. Mike Rowe--he's my tv boyfriend!
And I'd totally switch teams for Angelina Jolie.
p.s. My non-spam words? "inflicted Wickham"! Whee! nasty Jane Austen reference :)
508. Hilary said:
I couldn't get past Phelp's resemblance to Telly from 'Kids.' But the 8 Gold Medals is totally hot. My 5 based on looks alone:
1. Jake Gyllenhal
2. Vince Vaughn
3. Andy Pettitte (NY Yankees Pitcher)
4. David Beckham
5. Mr. Big
509. Liv said:
I am so glad you love Phelpsie too. My friend thinks he is hideous. I think he's gorgeous. THAT TORSO.
My list is something like:
1. Trent Reznor
2. Trent Reznor
3. Trent Reznor
4. Ryan Gosling
5. Jake Gylenhaal
510. Desiree said:
1. Jake Gyllenhaal
2. Johnny Depp
3. Trent Reznor
4. Jim Sturgess
5. Scarlett Johanson
511. Pam said:
Paul Newman circa the year I was born (1966)
Andy Garcia circa The Godfather
Denzel Washington
Naveen Andrews
Penelope Cruz
And maybe Tom Cruise pre-couch, but yes, something about him has always been a little creepy.
I agree with the Brad comments. He kinds looks like he might smell bad.
512. HollyG said:
Hubby
Gerard Butler
Gerard Butler
Gerard Butler
Gerard Butler
513. Patti said:
1. Jeremy Irons
2. Chris Rea
3. Raul Julia
4. Annette Benning
5. Juliette Lewis
514. Lauren said:
1. Patrick Swayze
2. Matt Lauer
3. Daniel Craig
4. George Clooney
5. George Strait
515. Maggie said:
1. Colin Firth
2. John Krasinski
3. Rainn Wilson
4. Owen Wilson
5. John Stamos
516. Uma said:
Wentworth Miller
Mr Darcy (from Pride & Prejudice)
Chace Crawford
Michael Scofield (basically WM's character in Prison Break)
David Cook (Who needs foreplay when you can sing like that!?)
517. Rebster said:
Keith Urban
Brad Pitt
Johnny Depp
John Corbett
Keith Urban
Keith Urban
518. Charliegirl said:
Totally! The ears are endearing. I've always been a sucker for a bit of a nerd :)
Oh, and also...Ben Bridwell
519. shawn said:
1. Angelina Jolie
2. Jennifer Connelly
3. Hudson Leick (Callisto on Xena)
4. Caroline Dhavernas (Wonderfalls)
5. Madeline Albright (ha just kidding, it's really Gillian Anderson although I hope Madeline is on someone's list somewhere, hopefully before Janet Reno because..she's hotter)
I also have a list of fictional people..er women cuz I only ahem...sleep with those
1. Buffy the Vampire Slayer (Sarah Michelle Gellar version, thankyouverymuch)
2. Roque (as played by Ana Paquin)
3. Willow (Allison Hannigan)
4. Gwen (from Torchwood - incidentally the gayest sci-fi show ever and it rocks)
5. Jadzia Dax from DS9
520. jewed said:
Attn HollyG - I went to school with Gerard Butler and my friend has done him. She just says "meh."
521. Laney said:
My five are... (and in no particular order)
1. Adrian Grenier
2. Johnathon Rhys Meyers
3. Daniel Radcliffe
4. James Franco
5. Rob Dyrdek
Those are just randomly chosen, the first to come to mind. But yeah... Brad Pitt has never been one of mine. Nor has Ben Affleck.
522. JennC said:
1. Clive Owen. Clive Owen, Clive Owen, Clive Owen. I would crawl naked through broken glass just to suckle that man's ear lobe. Lordamercy.
2. Harrison Ford, circa Star Wars (A New Hope). Because there is nobody in the universe that is sexier than Han Mother Fucking Solo.
3. Jon Stewart, because while I do prefer tall, dark, and handsome; there is something to be said for short, smart, and funny.
4. Ryan Reynolds, because, well, he's just hot.
5. George Clooney, who I've loved since he sported way-too-tight jeans and a mullet on The Facts of Life.
523. Lucy said:
I am so in love with Michael Phelps. I totally feel you. What a humble and poised man... and the ears? the lisp? I'd let him do me.
524. Lucy said:
PS I LOVE that you are putting Coco in herding classes. That is so freakin' precious. I'm excited to hear more!
525. judy from rochester said:
Oh, dear this list is causing me a real case of the vapors.
How could I forget my first, true, mega-crush (circa 1969): Richard Chamberlain. Look, "Gay Community" you can take anyone you want for your team, but please, please, please can I have Richard back?!?
Seriously, happy that Richard is happy.
I'd let Taye Diggs put his shoes under my bed anytime, too.
526. Daniele said:
1. Tom Welling
2. Michael Shanks (as Daniel Jackson, of course)
3. Ryan K.
4. Pierce Brosnan
5. Robert Redford
527. jaclyn said:
1. Viggo Mortensen
2. Johnny Depp
3. "Jack Bauer"
4. Patrick Dempsey
5. Bradd Pitt a la Legends of the Fall
528. Lisa the Whinemaker said:
1. Helio Castroneves
2. Benjamin Bratt
3. Jeffrey Dean Morgan
3. John Krasinski
4. Billy Bob Thornton - to get my freak on, of course ...
529. Meg said:
Hmmm, it's a Monday so today I'll go for
1. Clive Owen
2. Christian Bale
3. James McAvoy
4. Mark Ruffalo
5. Katee Sackhoff (Starbuck could kick my ass ANY day.)
530. yael said:
1. Jake Gyllenhaal pre-Reese Witherspoon
2. Ben Affleck (without him talking)
3. Jeremy Piven in his PCU days
4. Jon Stewart
5. the guy in Parker Lewis Can't Lose
531. hp said:
Similar to your recent posts about whom your husband resembles, I have spent the last week going "Yes, I know my husband looks like Michael Phelps. It's the height. You should see his brother--he has the Michael Phelps goofy grin down pat." So I get your attraction to Phelps and wish you well on the seeing Wilco twice in one week.
532. Jennnah said:
1. Aaron Piersol - Olympic swimmer
2. John Mayer
3. super sexy co-worker
4. Ryan Braun - Left Fielder for the Milwaukee Brewers
5. Colin Firth
count it
533. Or is it just me? said:
As I watched the Costas interview yesterday with Michael "oh, that body" Phelps and Mother Phelps, I couldn't help but notice his beautifully shaven legs. I got to thinking, I'd sure like to be the one shaving them- and the rest of him for that matter. Do you think he has a Brazilian?
And, since I'm such a Olympics swim whore right now, I'm throwing in a vote for his coach (Bob Bowman). Did you see the way he "vibrated" excitedly while watching the 100-meter butterfly? He tried to hide behind that paper, but we saw him in all his wonderfulness.
Fill up the rest of my list with the other swimmers. What were their names again?
USA rocks!
534. alikatze said:
The British win, hands down! They have manners; gentle, accented burblings; funny words like "snog"; humility.... Ahhhh!
1. Ralph Fiennes
2. Colin Firth
3. Ewan McGregor
4. James McAvoy
5. Clive Owen.
...Meowmeowmeow....
535. Tami A. said:
In no particular order:
-Brad Pitt
-John Krasinski
-Curtis Stone (from Take Home Chef)
-Josh Holloway
-James McAvoy
I got more!
536. Katie said:
Brad Pitt
Harrison Ford
Liam Neeson
Jude Law
James MacAvoy
And as a bonus, my husband and I have a clause in our marriage that stipulates Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are welcome in our bed at ANY time.
537. Carrie said:
1 .Jacoby Ellsbury (Sox fan here)
2. Ralph Fiennes
3. Denzel Washington
4. Blair Underwood
5. Mark Spitz (in 1972 when I was a kid and totally intimidated by the little speedo and groovy mustache -- Michael Phelps is awesome and all, but nothing beats that raw sex appeal)
538. Lindsey said:
These lists are hilarious!
1. James McAvoy (I thought I was the only one, apparently not! He's the official president of my Hump Island)
2. Michael Phelps (a new addition to the list)
3. Patrick Wilson (so hot in Little Children)
4. Ewan McGregor (been on the list ever since Moulin Rouge)
5. Daniel Craig
539. Ted said:
1. Kari Byron
2. Charlize Theron
3. Diane Lane
4. Alyson Hannigan
5. Morena Baccarin
Just out of curiosity, how would you react if someone had Heather Anderson on their list?
540. Lisa said:
1. John Mayer
2. John Mayer
3. John Mayer
4. John Mayer
5. John Mayer
How pathetic and freakish am I??? Hahahahahaha
541. Kelly said:
1. ED HARRIS!!!! (hot hot hot)
2. Matthew McConnaghey
3. Antonio Banderas
4. John Corbett
5. Scarlett Johansson
542. Tracy said:
In no particular order:
1. Clive Owen
2. Ryan Gosling
3. Johnny Depp
4. Jeffrey Dean Morgan
5. Angelina Jolie
*sigh*
543. Louise said:
1. Russel Brand
2. Dylan Moran
3. Adam Hills (Aussie Comedian)
...Sorry i love funny buggers
4. David Tennant
5. Nathan Fillion (FireFly)
... and SciFi heroes- sad i Know
544. Tracylea said:
I'm in total agreement with Freddygirl and comments on Brad Pitt.
List (but in no particular order):
Angelina Jolie
Gillian Anderson
David Duchovny
Colin Firth
Zach Braff
545. Robin said:
1. Jon Bon Jovi
2. Patrick Dempsey
3. Josh Holloway
4. Eric Dane
5. Anderson Cooper
546. Carrie said:
In no particular order:
Ben Affleck
James Purefoy
Taylor Kitsch
Matt Keeslar
Christian Bale
547. Dana said:
My list, in no particular order:
1. Larry Mullen, Jr. (the drummer for U2)
2. Michael Phelps
3. Ian Thorpe (even though he said some not-so-nice things about Michael Phelps, I have to hand it to him that his comments helped fuel Michael Phelps' desire to go for eight gold medals... and he fills a racing suit well.)
4. Vince Vaughn
5. David Duchovny
548. Sophie said:
1. Eamon Sullivan - Australian swimmer, seriously attractive
2. Clive Owen
3. David Tenant
4. Matthew MacFayden
5. Liam Neeson - more for his voice than anything else
549. N said:
in no particular order:
Hugh Laurie
Caetano Veloso
Javier Bardem
Craig Ferguson
Gael Garcia Bernal
Ha - I guess I like foreign accents, although it would be even more orgasmic if Caetano would speak to me in Portuguese. Mmmmmmmmm.
550. Catherine said:
1. Nathan Fillion
2. Clive Owen
3. Gerard Butler
4. Jason Bateman
5. Joshua Bell
Yum.
551. Tawnya said:
I love this game!
Top Five would be:
1. John Cusack
2. Jonathan Rhys Myers
3.Angelina Jolie
4. Matthew MacFadyen
5. I don't get it myself, but either Barack Obama or Anthony Bourdain.
552. mss said:
1. Richard Armitage
2. Richard Armitage
3. Orlando Bloom
4. Clive Owen
5. Jeremy Irons
Hubbie's List
1. Tilda Swinton
2. Tilda Swinton
3. Tilda Swinton
4. Kirstin Scott Thomas
5. Emma Thompson
553. Melissa said:
Hey! Number one on my list ties in with both parts of your post.
1. Jeff Tweedy's voice.
Now, don't get me wrong, nothing is wrong with the rest of Mr. Tweedy, but that voice! If it had it's own physical manifestation, I think I would stalk it and do things that would land me in the clink fer sure.
554. Lynn said:
1. Adrian Brody (it's the nose)
2. Anderson Cooper (humanitarian reporter ftw!)
3. Daniel Craig (as James Bond)
4. Johnny Depp (loved him since middle school)
5. Hugh Jackman
honorable mention goes to Matthew Macfadyen who was only super hot as Darcy in Pride & Prejudice
555. Janie said:
Think again about Michael Phelps. This from a friend: The scene, a Baltimore bar. Michael Phelps is eyeing the scene. Two women approach him, one hot, one not so. He nods toward the hottie--"You can stay". To the other--"You, go." Just because you're a great athlete with a hot bod doesn't mean you're not an asshole.
556. Emily said:
How coincidental! A friend and I were talking about my "list" just this very evening ... So, I had to post. Here it is:
1. Matt Dillon
2. Christian Bale
3. Milo Ventimiglia
4. Scott Speedman
5. Cillian Murphy
The order doesn't really matter except for #1. I have been loving me some Matt Dillon since I was 12-years-old (I'm 25 now).
557. nance said:
1. Chris Isaak
2. Mark Wahlberg
3. Ryan Lochte
4. Jesse Csincsak
5. Ricky Martin
6.....Daniel Craig
Even if 2 of the 6 may be gay. *sigh*
558. Jennifer said:
only 5!
1. Clive Owen
2. Thomas Jane
3. Jake Gyllenhaal
4. Robert Downey Jr.
5. Jon Stewart
alternatives:
1. John Krasinski
2. Jason Bateman
3. Neil Patrick Harris (as Dr. Horrible)
4. Paul Rudd
5. Seth Rogan (seriously- I love him)
and also
1. Drew Barrymore
2. Kate Winslet
3. Lena Headey
4. Felicia Day (from Dr. Horrible)
5. America Ferrara
559. Jen said:
This IS in particular order!
OK 1. Tom Hanks- will alllllways be my number 1!
2. Zinedine Zidane - Oh My God, What a man! And I don't know why I haven't seen him anywhere on here!
3.Colin Firth -(Only as Mr. Darcy!)
4.Benicio Del Toro- who I loved the first time I set eyes on him! He could thro me up against a wall anyday, if you know what I mean!
5. John Stewart Juaquin Phoenix Jonathan Rhy Meyers, and Al Pacino when he says "Another quaalude n she'll love me again" (Scarface)
560. Emma said:
Hmm; just off the top of my head...
1. Joshua Jackson
2. John Stamos
3. Dean Cain
4. Hugh Jackman
5. Brad Pitt
I'm actually gonna blog about my choices soon at www.princesseemma.com :-)
561. Suzanne said:
Kim Basinger, Cindy Crawford, Halle Berry, Yasmine Bleeth, and, ah, Jessica Rabbit
562. randi33 said:
Mine seems messed up, lol.
1. Patrick Swayze (he is exactly 30 years older than me..we share the same birthday..TODAY!)
2. Johnny Depp (since CryBaby came out!)
3. Andy Sandberg
4. Ed Kowalczyk (from the band Live)
5. Ryan Reynolds (fellow Canadian)
Honourable Mentions
Chris Klein
Seth Rogan
Ian Thorpe
563. bree said:
Wow. My husband and I were JUST talking about this!
1. Robert Downey Jr. (so yummy on Ally McBeal)
2. Johnny Depp
3. Christian Bale
4. Adrien Brody (those ears! that nose! dorks are sexy.)
5. Ed Norton
Angelina is for sure in there but I don't think I need a pass for that one. My husband said I take all 5 spots, which means he's either lying or very very sweet. And possibly boring.?
564. Johanna said:
1. Brad Pitt (can't decide...Legends of the Fall or Thelma and Louise?)
2. Russell Crowe (Gladiator)
3. Keanu Reeves (Speed)
4. Jude Law (The Holiday)
5. Zane Lamprey (Three Sheets on Mojo)
Awww yeah...
565. CC said:
1. Bear Grylls
2. George Clooney
3. Johnny Depp
4. Daniel Craig
566. heather said:
First...GO BALTIMORE!!! (Yay Michael Phelps!)
1. Daniel Craig (must come with Aston Martin DBS)
2. Jason Statham (The Transporter, Snatch, etc)
3. Karl Urban (Bourne Supremacy, Chronicles of Riddick)
4. Jamie Bamber (Battlestar Gallactica)
5. Hugh Laurie
567. heather said:
First...GO BALTIMORE!!! (Yay Michael Phelps!)
1. Daniel Craig (must come with Aston Martin DBS)
2. Jason Statham (The Transporter, Snatch, etc)
3. Karl Urban (Bourne Supremacy, Chronicles of Riddick)
4. Jamie Bamber (Battlestar Gallactica)
5. Hugh Laurie
568. kristen said:
Ooh, what a fun game. I remember reading the comments on this one the first time around! Yeah, really. This time I'm sharing, too.
1. Christopher Walken
2. Kyle Maclachlan (but only as Agent Cooper in Twin Peaks)
3. Daniel Day Lewis
4. Andre 3000
5. Daniel Craig
569. Sara said:
I'm SO glad to see I'm not the only one crushing on Michael. He's so wonderfully tall and tasty, and his relationship with his mother and sisters adds to the attraction.
I'm not married. Nor am I dating. But when I am in the future, my top 5 will rotate, but will likely include some of the following:
1. Ewan McGregor (I'll make him sing to me a lot)
2. John Krasinski
3. Paul Rudd
4. James McAvoy
5. Jason Bateman
570. Anonymous said:
Julian McMahon
Sacha Baron Cohen
Jason Bateman
Daniel Day Lewis
Robert Pattinson
571. Traci said:
1. Christian Bale
2. Joseph Fiennes
3. Daniel Craig (007)
4. Clive Owen
5. Gerard Butler
...in no particular order....
572. Bianca said:
1. Anthony Bourdain
2. Adrien Brody
3. Timothy Olyphant (Have you seen Hitman? Good Lord in Heaven...)
4. James Franco (but only his stoner persona from Pineapple Express)
5. And lately...? John Rich. I have no explanation for this, but I would do him repeatedly. I'd even let him keep his cowboy hat on, too.
Ha... Interesting list for a lesbian, eh?
573. nance said:
1. Chris Isaak
2. Mark Wahlberg
3. Ryan Lochte
4. Jesse Csincsak
5. Ricky Martin
6.....Daniel Craig
Even if 2 of the 6 may be gay. *sigh*
574. kim said:
to all the posters who selected both Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie...would that be together or seperately, cause you might be entitled to an extra pick!*giggle*
1. Naveen Andrews- from the Kama Sutra days, not Lost.
2. Johnny Depp ( since Edward Scissor hands I'm afraid)
3. Gary Oldman ( don't ask!)
4. Kanye West ( I love the attitude, makes you wonder why he thinks he's god!)
5. James McAvoy/Javier Bardem- I couldn't decide
575. Sarah said:
This is so much fun...
1. Ewan McGregor
2. Jon Hamm (Don Draper from Mad Men)
3. John Krasinski
4. Colin Firth
5. James McAvoy
576. murphy said:
1. Craig Ferguson (gotta dig the Scottish accent)
2. Pierce Brosnan (gotta dig the Irish brogue)
3. Kevin Jonas, the oldest Jonas Brother, even though I *am* old enough to be his mother. I'd like to rip that "purity ring" off his finger, along with a few other things, and teach him things he won't learn at Disney...heh heh heh...
4. Tony Dovolani, the Albanian dancer from Dancing w/ the Stars (gotta love that Albanian accent)
5. Randy Quaid. He's never lost it - wasn't the Big Easy one of the sexiest movies ever??? And he gets on the list without a foreign accent!
577. JP said:
1. Angelina Jolie
2. Michelle Pfeiffer
3. Jennifer Anniston
4. Queen Noor of Jordan
578. Penny said:
1. Brad Pitt
2. Blair Underwood
3. Jason Lewis
4. Angelina Jolie (preferably Brad and Angelina together:-)
5. Steven Tyler
579. Emily said:
Oh god, thank you for posting the Wilco video. I love Jeff Tweedy. But from the list below, not exactly that way.
1. Clive Owen
2. David Tennant (as Doctor Who, though I hear he was involved with Harry Potter)
3. Ryan Braun, from the Milwaukee Brewers
4. Can I still say Heath Ledger?
4 1/2. Daniel Craig
5. Lee Pace (Pushing Daisies, and Wonderfalls - oh my god, best show.)
580. Laura said:
1) Johnny Depp - I'm allowed because I have loved him since Nightmare on Elm Street. If you were not old enough to watch 21 Jumpstreet when it originally aired, I'm so sorry, you have lost the Deppstakes.
2) Joseph Fiennes - This is based off of Shakespeare in Love alone. He's like a smoldery puppy dog.
3) Gael Garcia Bernal - I know he could fit in my pocket, but hey, that could be fun.
4) Mark Ruffalo - I just want to curl up with him on a cold day in matching cable knits and stare out the window.
5) Andre Agassi - In eighth grade, I had a poster of him on my wall that said "Ace of Hearts."
If any of these men can not perform their duties, John Krasinski will be filling in.
581. kristi said:
Kyle Chandler
Howie Long
Mel Gibson - 15 years
Ben Affleck
Taye Diggs
582. Jenna said:
Gah! You have to replace at least one Michael Phelps with Jason Lezak ... not only is he easy on the eyes, he had an out of body experience to help Phelps win a gold, AND he doesn't have the Olympic Tramp Stamp (i.e., the Olympic rings tattoo). Hot!
583. Jenny said:
1. Adam Brody
2. John Krasinsky
3. Jesse Metcalfe
4. Josh Holloway
5. Leonardo DiCaprio, circa 1996
584. CC said:
Bianca - I totally agree with you on Timothy Olyphant. The sexiest drug dealer in the world in Go!
585. Meegan said:
In no order
1. Robert Downey Jr.
2. Ed Burns
3. Brad Pitt
4. George Clooney
5. Chris Isaac
6. And an Olympic bonus, Ryan Lochte...MEOW!
586. Deidre said:
1. Adrien Brody
2. Edward Norton
3. Robert Downey Jr.
4. John Cusack
5. As yet undecided...
587. Thisbe said:
Ah. The list. And, in this order :)
1. Brad Pitt
2. Jason Lewis
3. Taye Diggs
4. Ryan Reynolds
5. Harrison Ford
588. fr said:
1. Maria Menounos
2. Alessandra Ambrosio
3. Britney Spears (circa 2003)
4. Jessica Alba
5. January Jones
589. Kirstem said:
1. Benicio del Toro
2. Mark Ruffalo
3. Eva Mendez
4. Tracy McGrady
5. John Krasinski
590. Laura said:
Oh no. Ok, I need to re-look at my list. Jemaine Clement and Sacha Baron Cohen would have to be on there. I need a top ten.
591. Cherie said:
Doing a quick scroll down the list of comments, Anthony Bourdain was nominated twice in the first 100? Really? By two different people? I stopped at number 109, oh yeah Kara I love me a good Time Lord too
1. David Tennant
2. David Tennant
3. David Tennant
I'd have him as 4 and 5 too but I reckon he'd find a way to summons the Tardis or throw me in the path of a dalek or something before I got that far. And ahh, Larry Mullen Jnr. Is there anything sweeter than an 80s celebrity crush?
592. Anonymous said:
ugh..chris martin? vomit...so boring amd talentless...
593. Tammy said:
In no particular order:
Joe Perry (yum, yum, yum, yum, yum!)
Johnny Depp (this one probably requires no explanation)
Nicholas Cage (circa "Wild at Heart". I know. I need help)
John Travolta (old, young, fat, thin, male, female...it's all good)
Jon Bon Jovi (because - I don't have to explain myself to you, dammit)
594. April said:
You should set up a quick meet and greet at the sf show! I'll be there and we'd love to say hi.
I'm jealous about the fleet foxes and wilco for sure. Fleet Foxes are all sold out here. boo.
595. Kim said:
My list:
1. Michael Wincott (1492: Conquest of Paradise)
2. Gerard Butler
3. Daniel Craig
4. Antonio Banderas (circa Desperado)
5. Johnny Depp
596. Jebbica said:
1. John Cusack
2. Robert Downey Jr.
3. John C. McGinley
4. Anthony Bourdain
5. Anthony Stewart Head/James Marsters
Wow, I like them a little older don't I!
597. Chrissy said:
Daniel Craig
Denzel Washington
Chris Noth (Big from Sex and The City)
Josh Brolin
Conan O'Brien (he's tall AND funny)
598. Jill Shalvis said:
Matt Damon
Michael Phelps
Johnny Depp
Brad Pitt
Matt Damon
(notice that I'd like a Damon sandwich)
599. Debra said:
At this exact moment?
*looks at the time, and the date*
Mark me down to look a little something like this:
1. Jon Tenney (Fritz, The Closer.....mmmmm)
2. Patrick Dempsey (I thought I could fight the whole McDreamy thing. Not so.)
3. Josh Holloway (Sawyer, Lost)
4. Christian Bale (He's so Batman.)
5. Kenny Johnson (Curtis 'Lem' Lemansky...*sobs a little*...The Shield)
Honorable Mention: Morgan Freeman's voice. Seriously. The man could read the phone book and I'd melt.
And I would dabble in a heartbeat for:
1. Evangeline Lilly
2. Kyra Sedgwick
600. Lexy said:
RADIOHEAD???!!! Yes, I've looked at that lineup and I am very jealous of you!
The last time they were here in Australia was 1997 (I think), and considering I was only 13 then I didn't even know who they were.
Please, give us a detailed review of what they were like!
Beck too - you're so lucky!
If you are there on Sunday you've gotta see Andrew Bird. He was here recently and played a show to only about 50 of us (so good!) and he is an amazing amazing talent. He plays violin (and guitar) and sings AT THE SAME TIME. It's hard to do. Trust me - I've tried. I can hardly even talk and play.
I also saw the Cold War Kids recently but they were a little "ow my ears" live. Shame.
HAVE FUN!!
601. tiffany said:
My list is on my blog. Another blogger brought up the topic and I had to post mine.
Phelps is a butter face! I love the body but his face???
Chris Martin used to be one on my list, but I've updated.