Doppelgänger
A few days ago Doug from Laid Off Dad Twittered: "If you saw David Gregory on The Daily Show, you might think that he and @blurb were separated at birth."
I'm a frequent viewer of NBC news and had never really considered the resemblance between my husband and David Gregory before, but after Doug suggested that I had to take a closer look. And when I did I found myself weirdly attracted to what some have dared called a blustery old douchebag. (I'm looking straight at you, Shan.) I heartily disagree with that assessment, have always thoroughly enjoyed listening to his commentary, and would welcome his correspondence to my white house if you know what I'm saying, not really because I'm happily married, I only said that because now I know Jon's going to cringe whenever I suggest we watch MSNBC. Meaning, I can totally see the resemblance, especially when you behold his moves here:
(thanks, Janet for the link to that video, my porn collection is now complete)
Although I think his resemblance to John Larroquette is far more striking. Consider:
But then so many of you have written to ask me if Jon and Jason Lee were separated at birth. Hmm:
I asked Jon whom he thought he resembled most and he waved his hand dismissing all of them, suggesting that if Brad Pitt was not on the list then clearly it was an incomplete list. Right, because if that were true we'd need to add to the list Denzel Washington.
So I'm taking a poll.
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1. Anonymous said:
Definitely John Laroquette! Scary really.
2. Tina said:
My vote is for John Larroquette
3. Kelly said:
Laroquette. Although maybe my view is skewed because they share a name?
David Gregory gives me hives though, and your Jon definitely doesn't do that.
4. Amy said:
John Larroquette gets my vote.
5. miriam said:
Larroquette but ruggeder. It's a word.
6. Kat's Mom said:
I have commented to either you or Jon before and I will say it again-- Jon and Jon Favreau really look alike. Jon Favreau has gotten back in shape recently-- making the resemblance quite uncanny. They even spell their first name(s) the same way!
7. Cando said:
Yes, but are his moves that good?
My hub is a dead ringer for Rick Leventhal from fox news.
8. Jace said:
Is John C. Reilly fair game?
9. Audrey said:
John Larroquette, hands down.but Jon is slimmer. I have a feeling Jon is just as hysterically funny.
And while we are on the subject of spitting images of...you are a double for Keira Knightly. Seriously. And she is striking - don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
10. Sally said:
John Larroquette all the way!
11. Delia said:
John Larroquette, definitely.
12. Kat's Mom said:
Check out this link.
http://moviesblog.mtv.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/080307_jonfavreau2.jpg
13. Kim said:
John Larroquette for sure!
14. Julie A said:
John Larroquette, definitely!!
15. Anonymous said:
Jon totally looks like Clive Owen. But better.
16. zchamu said:
Rob Morrow (Northern Exposure/Numb3rs fame).
Hopefully this link won't turn into freaky Czech porn as soon as I post it.. well, actually that could be fun too: http://www.vrazednacisla.cz/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/don-eppes1.jpg
17. Kym said:
Oh yeah - John Larroquette, without a doubt.
18. Molly said:
Jason Lee (who is hot by the way).
19. Matt said:
Of the 3 choices, Jason Lee.
20. Rose said:
I've always thought that your Jon channelled the intelligent sharp wit of John Laroquette.
21. gingela5 said:
I think John Larroquette is the winner.
22. HouseofJules said:
I think that in order for us to make a fair & balanced decision for this pole that you should post short videos of Jon dancing like David Gregory, saying "Bang the gong...slowly?" like Larroquette, and then skateboarding with a giant mustache like Jason Lee (swoon!)
Just for the sake of being fair & balanced, not for our entertainment purposes or anything.
23. stella said:
I have to concur....John Larroquette. But I sure had a good laugh about David Gregory..I didn't know he had it in him.
24. Pet PEeve said:
I'm going with Jason Lee too. Not so much in this clip, but in real life without the moustache.
25. The Husband said:
I'm going with Jon Favreau and John Larroquette with a smidge of Richard Kind. Only younger.
26. sara m. said:
jason mother-fucking lee, baby!
27. Elizabeth said:
Um . . . he reminds me of nobody on this list. Actually, he reminds me of Harry Anderson from one of the clips shown. He could resemble Harry the ape from Harry and the Hendersons. But I think of all the people Jon looks like, Leta is the tops.
28. keagansmom said:
First, you both are totally HAWT.
and I'm gonna go with if Jon Larroquette and Brad Pitt had a baby, it would be Jon Armstrong.
29. Liz C said:
I dunno, but for a blustery old douchebag (who is 10 years younger than me!), David Gregory does all right. At least he can keep the beat. That is a really rare skill amongst the Olde Douchebag set.
30. Jessica said:
I obviously don't know Jon, but judging from your pictures, I would have to say John Larroquette.
31. Dale Cruse said:
Brad Pitt
(Jon, you owe me $20 for saying that. I take PayPal.)
32. Anonymous said:
John Larroquette and David Gregory's love child.
PS David Gregory is 6'5"
33. Buy Watches said:
Rob Morrow!
Haha...
Nice one.
34. Michelle said:
When you twittered yesterday that you'd do David Gregory, I checked google images, and thought, "Well, that make sense--Jon looks just like him." I definitely see the Larrouquette resemblance as well. I don't really see Jason Lee.
35. middle-aged-woman said:
I'm thinking the "Alvin and the Chipmunks" vintage Jason Lee. Only crabbier.
36. Anonymous said:
Jason Lee.
TOTALLY...ok and Brad Pitt. But more of Jason Lee.
37. Natasha said:
I've always wondered who he reminds me of. I think it is a cross between Larouquette and Lee. His face does resemble Gregory a bit. Thankfully, not the hair. Eek!
38. Free Women's Fitness said:
Brad... oh Brad... even in his wrinkly days these days he still is my main man. Yeah, go with Brad.
FWF
39. tayaiscool said:
I think he looks a lot like a professor at Sloan-Kettering cancer center: http://www.mskcc.org/mskcc/html/20030.cfm
40. mandabunine said:
John Larroquette. Hands down.
41. Michelle said:
I would say John Larroquette too!! I have always been a fan of his night court!!!! LOL
That is hilarious!!!!!
Still have any lip gloss left??????
BTW. Can I have the Prince picture on the right. She has such great taste in men!!!
Michelle
42. kim at allconsuming said:
Dude, if I've told you once I've emailed you a creepy number of times. The guy you're married to IS Jason Lee.
43. Alice said:
My life is complete thanks to that David Gregory clip.
Add the clip of him breaking it down with Karl Rove (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdvHwtRdg_I), some cheap merlot and a bubble bath, and I think you have your next Friday night all planned.
44. The Casual Perfectionist said:
John Larroquette!
45. Laura said:
I'm going with the theory of Jon being the product of the most holy union of John Larroquette and a be-bearded Jason Lee. If you ever should need a Larroquette fix - god knows why, but hey I find him pretty funny sometimes - get your hands on a copy of 10th Kingdom: http://www.amazon.com/10th-Kingdom-Kimberly-Williams/dp/B0000648XE/ref=p...
Ten hours of John Larroquette running around with a Prince turned into a dog, fleeing trolls and dwarves, getting high on magic mushrooms, and singing off-key to 'Whiter Shade of Pale.' The epitome of all that is right and wrong with American television.
46. Deidre said:
Hmmm...I'd say mostly like Larroquette with a smidge of Jason Lee.
Ever since I moved to Australia, Australian men are always telling me I look like Julia Louis-Dreyfus ... I'm all "just cuz I have an American accent and big hair doesn't make me Elaine"
47. Quitting Coffee said:
I have often thought about who he looks like. I think Natasha is right, it is a cross between those two. I think he looks more like Lee though.
Quitting Coffee
48. jp said:
Jon Larroquette
Although I think David Gregory dances quite well! I was impressed!
(but maybe I don't know jack about dancing?!?!?)
jp
49. Rita Finn said:
I'd have to say your husband looks like a younger, hipper version of John Larroquette, but only if your husband was a swinger from the 1970's wearing bad suits.
50. Rita (rhymes with Leta) said:
I would totally tap Jason Lee.
Twice.
51. Meganithappen said:
DUUUUUUUUDE. I vote J Lo...
52. Molly said:
Static image = David Gregory, hands-down. Maybe if you post a video of John skateboarding we can make a better comparison?
53. Abby said:
Though I think all of those choices are kind of simillar to Jon, I have to say that I think he looks like Jemaine from Flight of the Conchords. I actually made my Husband look at a picture of Jon and then a picture of Jemaine to get a household concensus, but he totally disagrees.
Either way you must check out this link:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGOohBytKTU
54. Diana said:
Surprisingly, I'll have to vote for Jason Lee. The current Jason Lee, though, not the younger Jason Lee from Mallrats (which is what I usually think of when I think of Jason Lee).
The Night Court clip was a great throwback to my high school years, though. I forgot how much I loved that show.
55. Sarah Shepard said:
Definitely, definitely, that David Gregory guy. I used to think he looked like John Laroquette too, but only because I'd never heard of DG until now.
56. Anonymous said:
Jason Lee. Definitely.
57. Jim said:
PJ DeBoy from "Shortbus." The resemblance is uncanny.
58. belletoes said:
Love Jon L. and I too am strangely attracted to David Gregory. Both compliments to your Clogwearing Sasquatch. (my husband is rather tall and hairy too, hates clogs but loves his stanky Jesus sandals) You are a lucky lucky woman Dooce. As am I.
59. DrKoob said:
Jason Lee. I have always thought so. Make sure you compare without the mustache.
60. Terra said:
Always thought Jason Lee
61. naturemurph said:
Jason Lee...but I too see the Clive Owen resemblance.
62. Emily said:
Jason Lee, hands down.
63. jenni.mystery said:
Holy crap. I guess I'll go with the slut from Night Court, but damn if I'm not in LOVE with David Gregory. Holy baby Jeebus.... I've dumped many a man who can't dance, but even I'd go up and bump and grind behind that business. *fans self*
64. sara said:
I seem to be in the minority, but I gotta say on looks alone... totally Jason Lee.
But if you name your next kid Pilot Inspektor like he did I'll never forgive you. And neither would your kid.
sara
http://www.gitzengirl.blogspot.com
65. Caren said:
Totally Jason Lee.
66. dray whitney said:
i have to vote for jason lee, because DAMN, is he beautiful.
67. danielle said:
larroquette hands down
68. lisa mertins said:
john l. with a bonus that you'll be able to see what your jon looks like when old :)
69. jen said:
I love that clip of David Gregory dancing! I was watching the Today Show that day, and kept rewinding that just laughing SO HARD! They ribbed him for DAYS about that clip. Seeing it again, I have to admit...I couldn't stop at just one viewing. Cracks my ass up every time. The twirl- oh GOD!!!!
70. hello haha narf said:
puh-leeeze. definitely John Larroquette!!
71. Csquaredplus3 said:
Your Jon looks most like John Laroquette in my humble opinion.
I can understand Jon's disappointment that Brad Pitt and Denzel weren't options. BUT, we must remember:
intelligence = hotness (usually)
If he can groove like David Gregory, you better keep a short leash on him Mrs. Armstrong.
-chris
72. Wendy said:
Totally John Laraquette.
My husband looks like Keanu Reeves.
http://notesfromthesleepdeprived.blogspot.com
73. Cristan said:
Jason Lee with a splash of Dean McDermott
74. Linsey said:
mmm... jason lee.
isn't this when you say something like: "my husband is strictly one of a kind and does not even compare to any of those very rich men! i love him and only him forever and fo-eva."
...and then when he is not looking, you can totally tell us what you think to be true.
"here leta, this is your real father."
75. Megan said:
Definitely Jason Lee. All the way! Or, at least they could be brothers.
76. Sara said:
I cannot stop watching that David Gregory clip. Those dance moves are amazing. My vote goes for a younger version of the dancemaster himself.
77. That Sneaker Wearing Entrepreneurial Cartoonist Internet Guy said:
Wow! I thought Jon WAS Jason Lee. Does that mean you're not Cameron Diaz?
78. the dalai mama said:
Jason Lee sans mustache. How hilarious.
79. Court said:
I'm jumping on the Larroquette bandwagon! But not literally, because one John Larroquette is quite a bit older than his Night Court days and the other John is quite yours.
80. Emily said:
I think he looks like a great mix of John Larroquette and John Corbett, of Northern Exposure/Sex and the City fame. Heavier on the John Corbett than the John Larroquette.
81. thrice said:
Was he really flapping his wings like the funky chicken? Oh my.
82. nexy said:
John Larroquette definitely, but I had a good laugh watching David Gregory dance to Mary J. Blige lol
83. Kecia said:
First of all..that white guy spin made me snarf diet dr. pepper all over my laptop..so thanks a fuckin lot for that!
Secondly, Laroquette, but only while squinting...the energy of jason lee (and by energy I mean shag-a-bility).
Yeah Babeh!
84. Angel said:
My vote is for Jason Lee. Everytime I see him I think of Jon.
85. Jill Shalvis said:
Larroquette. Sorry, Jon. Larroquette but WAY sexier, if that helps.
86. Anonymous said:
Jason Lee. Because when I see NBC promos for My Name Is Earl, sometimes I am caught off guard and can be heard saying things like, "is blurb on the news?" This happened Saturday during the olympics when I was paying more attention to my bowl of Whoppers and only saw the promo out of the corner of my eye.
87. Milly said:
John Larroquette.
88. RzDrms said:
oh, no,no,no,no,NO! you all have it wrong. i've said this to dooce before and i'll say it again since she's now taking an offical poll: paul dimeo (from "extreme makeover: home edition") is totally jon's twin separated at birth. except, of course, paul and jon seem to be about eight years apart. eh, mistake at the hospital, i say; i'm sure jon misses paul though. :)
89. Sarah said:
I'm going with John Laroquette. But really, don't you win no matter what?
90. Sara said:
I have to say I agree with you. It might partly be because I have a secret love for Jason Lee. Seeing him makes me ovulate on demand. I thought it would be awkward to consider him similar to your husband in a very let's-not-steal-husbands kind of way. But I see a resemblance in all three for sure.
LOL to the dancing, good Lord! HAHAH!
91. Sandra said:
none of the above.
My vote goes to the lead singer of Finger Eleven.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYGCT4AQIR0
92. Aislinn said:
JL, without a doubt.
93. MegNP said:
I have to say Jon looks more like Larroquette, which if it's any reassurance at all, is totally the hottest dude on Night Court.
BTW, what is WITH those kick ass moves of David Gregory? I think I need to go find MY husband after watching that. There's no way Jon can do a spin-move like that...whew! I haven't seen moves like that since my parents got wasted at our wedding and my Mom did the Hustle!
94. diane_sherman said:
Jason Lee without the mustache.
95. Rebellious Arab Girl said:
He looks like Jason Lee the most.
96. Sam-I-am said:
Definitely the new 100-calorie pack version of Jon Favreau.
97. Brea said:
I vote for Jason Lee. Jon eminates the total vunerability and hotness of Jason Lee's character in Chasing Amy.
I can't get an appreciation for the other cat (David Gregory); the video was a bit grainy and I've never seem him before - but dude can dance! I have to wonder what Mary J. was thinking while she was singing...
98. Angela said:
John Larroquette. I wish I could say Jason Lee seeing as he is the hottest of the three and I do think your husband is hotter than John Larroquette, but there is a very strong resemblance. On a side note, someone as cool and hot as Jason Lee should have known better than to be suckered into Scientology. Damn those aliens...
99. The Niffer said:
Jon is John to me; at least what I've seen of him.
100. Tess said:
I would have to say John Laroquette - he the man!
101. Heather said:
So glad somebody said it. I'm thinking John Corbett (but prettier and with more hair).
102. megan said:
Laroquette, for sure!
103. Anonymous said:
You can catch David Gregory on The Daily Show on Hulu:
http://www.hulu.com/watch/29905/the-daily-show-with-jon-stewart-thu-aug-...
104. Kat said:
What about Brad Garrett? (Robert from Everyone Loves Raymond)
(Off topic: is it a coincidence that Alma is one of the test words when entering my comment?)
105. Christianne said:
It's so funny that you mention this! I've been making my way through the Sex and the City season episodes for the first time (I know - I'm WAY behind the times, having watched the movie before ever having viewed a single episode), and just finished season 4 last night. If you're not familiar, this is the season when Carrie gets engaged to Aidan, who is played by John Corbett.
As I was watching this at 3am this morning because I couldn't sleep, it suddenly occurred to me why John Corbett seemed to familiar to me . . . because he reminds me of Jon! Not that I'm all that familiar with Jon, but having read your blog for a while now and read his blog for a while now and watched several of your home videos and viewed the many pictures you post and listened to several of your radio interviews and watched the television interviews of the two of you . . . well, you get the picture.
I vote John Corbett, a la Sex and the City season 4! :)
106. Anonymous said:
Oh it's definitely that Laroquetter guy.
107. Caren said:
Who knew David Gregory had such moves? Still totally turns me off. Lurve me some Jason Lee, and that's who Jon looks like. But cuter. And definitely a touch of John Corbett thrown in there.
108. Christianne said:
Oooh, and I see I'm not the first to proffer this suggestion. :)
109. Peggy Lucas said:
WHAT UP with that dance? How did that woman not bust out laughing... Jeez Louise. Jon = Jason Lee, hands down. Oh but then I saw John Corbett and I got all dreamy... hmmmm woulda love to have me some John Corbett, for sure. And I've never even seen Jon in real life, so what do I know.
110. Dawn said:
I seriously think that Jon looks like Sam the Cooking Guy, who coincidentally went off on Kathy Lee and that other woman (can't be bothered to find her name) that interviewed you and trampled you and acted like vapid twits. It was on Youtube and everything, and I hoped you had seen it, but then they took it down.
http://www.thecookingguy.com/
111. Stacey said:
http://www.docarzt.com/pics/greg-grunberg.jpg
The mind reading cop on Heroes gets my vote. I think David Gregory looks like a half lion half man.
112. Dewshane said:
I'd say he's a cross between Laroquette and Lee. But the Laroquette resemblance is more obvious.
113. Kaytlyn said:
Sorry, HAVE to go with Rob Morrow from Numb3rs: http://www.cbs.com/primetime/numb3rs/
114. GregariousKat said:
John Larroquette, fo' sho. Your Jon needs to grow his fuzzy mane out and then it'd be an even better match.
115. Schumanator said:
So, 1. I think it's clear that the ladies think that Jon is fine (and I mean fiiine).
and 2. John Laroquette, although that feels pretty uncool to say for some reason.
116. rb said:
I don't know.... I'm ... I'm so blinded by that white man dancing....
117. mo said:
Jon Favreau before he got fat, or after he got thin again and I can see the John Corbett.
Haha the spam blocker thing is one letter away from "street hymen" haha gross.
118. Sandy said:
I would totally vote for Jason Lee!
119. karla said:
imo, jon has david gregory's face, john larroquette's hair and jason lee's grunge.
120. Sunny said:
I'm living with the claymation train conductor from the "Frosty the Snowman" Christmas special.
121. Shannon said:
I kinda on the fence between Jon Larrowhatsis and Jason Lee.
Maybe if they had a love child it would look just like Jon.
122. Alicia said:
I am going to have to go with a write-in vote here and say Paul Rudd. Check him out - so hot!
http://www.imdb.com/media/rm274307840/nm0748620
123. SAHM: Surviving Assorted Home Mayhem said:
Actually, he's always kinda reminded me of my own hubby (whose also in the "hot geek" category). Does Jon have a cartoon image of himself, too? The hubby sports one on the blog header. Theres a "real" pic in there, too, albeit with storm troopers. Yeah, seriously.
124. STUFT said:
John Larroquette...the dirty bugger he is too. Reow!
125. Creature of Habit said:
Uh....I don't know who Blurb looks like, but I want to say hats-off to Mary J. for keeping her shit together. I mean, I would've fallen on the floor in fits of hysteria if I, as the most soulful of black female pop singers, had to see those intense white-man's-overbite-moves. She's a consummate professional.
Outstanding.
126. Kristan said:
I vote for the write-in response of John Corbett, not just in appearance (which is arguable) but attitude too (at least in his SATC and My Big Fat Greek Wedding characters), i.e., down to earth, charming, and absolutely devoted to their sig other.
I wonder who he'd put on your poll...
127. Anonymous said:
Gruff Rhys!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cyuhOUQs_-I
128. Amy said:
So Jason Lee!
129. Sarah Hub @ Oakbriar Farm said:
Oh, just to make him feel good, I vote Brad Pitt. Even if he's not on the list.
130. jennifer said:
i vote david gregory as jon's stunt double.
131. Eva said:
I'm going with John Laroquette too. Also, I now love Jason Lee more than ever after watching that.
132. Risa said:
Jason Lee. They're both hot.
133. Lisa said:
In order of most to least:
1--John L.
2--Jason L.
3--David G.
Put 'em in a blender, though, and you may just have your hubby.
134. Jill said:
See, I get a combination of John Laroquette and John Cusack... the professional candor of Laroquette combined with the boyish charm of Cusack. Does Jon own a boom box? Affinity for Peter Gabriel? Definitely has a Lloyd Dobler vibe going on, with a touch of towering Asst. DA Dan Fielding. Oh yeah.
135. uber said:
i see the gregory resemblance, i do, but ultimately i have to come down on the side of the Laroquette. also, night court rocks!
136. Anonymous said:
I agree with most: Larroquette first, Jason Lee second. David Gregory? Not EVEN!
137. Joanne said:
John Laroquette, definetly
138. kate said:
John Larroquette, FTW.
139. merlotmom said:
I don't see the David Gregory resemblance at all but man, he dun gotz the moves.
I'm going with Laroquette, for sure.
140. kate said:
I WANT it to be Jason Lee. Hot. And funny.
Plus, let's be honest here: neither of the other two could get Dooce...not in their dreams.
141. Susan said:
Without going to check out photos of Jon my first thought was Jeremy Privin http://www.imdb.com/media/rm1529583104/nm0005315
142. Barbara said:
Jason Lee, OBVIOUSLY.
Showing him with a mustache is unfair, really, unless you add a picture of Jon with similar facial hair. Identical twins, no doubt.
143. Rachel said:
I vote the lead singer of Finger Eleven (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYGCT4AQIR0) just to be contrary...
144. Claudious said:
He might not like it, but I have to say there's a strong resemblence with Laroquette.
145. torrie said:
Jason Lee, minus the Scientology.
146. Zany said:
I have spent A LOT of time looking at your husband's picture (if you know what I'm saying...) and I have to vote for David Gregory.
147. Colleen said:
Jason Lee gets my vote.
148. Shawn said:
Even though it gives away my real life un-coolness, I'm going to have to toss the Yellow Wiggle (Greg?) into the mix.
I have toddlers, I don't watch it alone! I swear!
149. Anonymous said:
jason lee. but john laroquette is a close second.
150. Miz Booshay said:
Oh Heather. That Dick G. is a riot.
I love him now too.
Hey, I know of another choice for your hubs....Vince Vaughn(sp?)
He is slightly cuter and younger and cooler than John L.
151. youknowwho said:
Laroquette + CLOGS.
152. Beth said:
Amazingly I'm going to have say a combo of Jason Lee AND John Laroquette - I gotta say I LOVE the LOD but I don't see the David Gregory thing at all.
153. Anonymous said:
I'm agreeing with Jon...add Brad Pitt. And Denzel Washington, too!
154. Teri said:
I vote for Laroquette. As for Dooce though, I think you look like actress, Natascha McElhone, except you're prettier.
155. Agustin Sanchez said:
ok, so david gregory totally has the same dance moves as jon that I witnessed at the 16bit party at SXSW.
But seriously laroquette gets my vote physically, although i think i heart jason lee a little more.
156. Shawna said:
My vote is for John Larroquette--but a reallly young version of him. More like Jason Lee's age in the video you included of him. =)
157. Betty Vee said:
Is he freakishly tall like David Gregory?
I'd totally go with Jason Lee... oh wait, we were talking resemblance... hmm... still going with Jason Lee.
158. Laura said:
Slap a little dark-kind-of-salt-and-pepperish hair dye on David and he and Jon are twins.
159. Sarah said:
Oh, I've always thought Jason Lee, but Jim #57 brought up a good point - definitely PJ DeBoy from "Shortbus". Minus the having-a-boyfriend part, tho. But really in my heart, Donald Fagan from Steely Dan. Totally.
160. Hey You said:
Jason Lee sans the porn 'stache. Definitely.
161. Katie said:
He's a dead ringer for John Corbett. Yum!
162. Clair said:
Jon has always reminded me of John Corbett, (Aidan from Sex and the City) I'm not sure why. The voices especially. And they both have this sexy, rugged, geeky-ness working for them.
Which is a total turn-on.
I am married to a sexy rugged geek. He's a computer nerd-Japanese anime lovin'- Keanu Reeves-looking kind of guy.
163. Clair said:
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^WOW!!!!
I didn't even read through all the posts!!!I thought I was the only John Corbett vote here!!! :-P
164. Anonymous said:
I'm sorry to say this, but there is a smidge of John Travolta in there.
My husband gets the most ridiculous range of celebrity comparisons: Jake Gyllenhaal, Jason Schwartzman, Colin Farrell, Ben Affleck, Ben Stiller, John Cusack, Luke Wilson, Hugh Grant... Such a wide array of comparisons naturally renders them all null and void. It's as if people see his face and feel compelled to compare...
165. Jessica said:
Jason Lee, hands down. Although David Gregory sure does move his hips well. Mmmmmmhmmmmm....
166. carolbrowne said:
Team Laroquette! Totally.
167. Becky said:
Jason Lee DUH! I have thought that forever.
But I think I'll be dreaming about a gyrating David Gregory tonight.
168. vanessa said:
How about a Tom Cavenaugh. That's my vote.
169. Jennifer Lowry said:
Oh Jason Lee DEFINITELY! I've thought that since the first time I saw him- ESPECIALLY in that pic you dubbed "Scrumptious Bearded Armstrong" where he had just spent hours raking leaves.... :)
170. Wendy Smith said:
Maybe if all three of them had a baby? Or someone ran amok with a gene splicer in their DNA? Like Three Men and a Baby meets Frankenstein? That seems like a fun way to give birth to Jon.
But if I had to pick just one, I guess it would be Jason Lee.
171. Kelli said:
Jason Lee, hands down. I've thought it myself before.
172. houndrat said:
I have to say I haven't seen enough photos of your hubby to have a vote here, but David Gregory seriously stole my husband's dance moves. Although maybe I shouldn't be admitting that in a public forum.
Great videos.
173. Steph said:
Clearly Doug is on crack. Everyone can see that your husband best resembles Mr. Bill of SNL fame.
174. Angela said:
Okay. David Gregory's face (he is not a douchebag; I love him) with John Laroquette's hair and Jason Lee's skin. Creepy, I know. But so true.
175. Tootsie Farklepants said:
He totally reminds me of John Favreau. I thought I was being original but I can see other comments that agree.
176. terry said:
Jason Lee, only hotter!
177. lisabee said:
john larroquette - no doubt.
178. Paula said:
David Gregory, for sure.
179. NordanticElaine said:
Jason Lee all the way!!! :)
180. Lilly said:
Its John Larroquette out of that choice except your Jon is way hotter its true. Brad Pitt? I can never understand what anyone sees in him - and no, I do not have impaired vision....
181. Lisa said:
John L all the way!!!
They should make a reality show of your life!
182. Sarah said:
It would seem I'm in the minority here, but I have to say Jason Lee.
183. mommyknows said:
I've always thought he looked a little like John Travolta.
MommyKnows!
184. Gooseberried said:
John Laroquette for sure, man.
I'm pretty sure there's an episode of that show where Laroquette's character has sex with his significant other at the time All Day Long. Coincidence?
185. Jen said:
Jason Lee.... hands down! It's freaky how much they look alike.
186. just beth said:
Denzel Washington.
what?
xo
b.
187. Anonymous said:
mr. dooce is cooler than these guys but if i have to pick... i'd say earl.
188. nik said:
I am highly impressed by David's moves. He was able to spin and transition into the side step, on beat.
189. E-man said:
As they say on talk radio: long-time reader, first-time poster...
May I most 'umbly suggest a resemblance to Rheostatics' guitarist Martin Tielli -- see http://dropd.com/issue/87/Rheostatics
190. Caitlin said:
Jason Lee!
191. Tamara said:
Funny, I was just playing around on this website today -
http://www.myheritage.com/face-recognition
You can put in a photo and it will match it with celebrity look-alikes. I'm not saying it's necessarily super accurate, but it's fun!
192. Rachael said:
Jason Lee for sure.
193. Katrisha said:
Jason Lee. but only if Jon would grow out his hair and 'stache. LOL!
194. bethany actually said:
Jason Lee.
195. Jessica said:
John Larroquette by a mile! Except your Jon is more youthful in appearance.
196. Megan said:
I can see all of the resemblances, but for years--since I started reading Dooce in 2004--I have always been struck by the Jason Lee resemblance.
197. Sarah B. said:
Oof. I'm tempted to go Brewster's Millions on this one and vote for None of the Above. But if I had to pick, I'd say John Larroquette. Only because neither of the other two make any sense to me at all. I like someone's earlier suggestion of combining Larroquette and John Cusack...mostly for vibe (or at least as much vibe as I've been able to ascertain from not actually knowing the guy) but I guess they're in the same general looks-family, too.
198. Millie said:
Jason Lee!!! Was there ever any doubt?!
199. rach said:
In my book, he's a ringer for John Larroquette..
200. Honey said:
No question. Johnny Larroquette.
201. JoAnn said:
If you see the resemblance between Jon and David Gregory, it must be David.
Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder.
202. Auntie P said:
Every time I see reruns of CSI:Miami and see the character Speed, I think of your mate.
203. Jackie said:
He's always reminded me of The Edge from U2:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v22/raincoaster/Music/U2-Edge.jpg
204. Ms. Sm'allard said:
Jason Lee, hands down.
205. Krystal said:
I'd have to say John Larroquette and Jason Lee mixed together.
206. LC said:
He looks like someone from Night Court. It's not Bull. It's not Harry Anderson. And he's white.
207. Suzanne said:
In a way they all resemble, but thank you for specifically posting the David Gregory video. I needed yet again a reminder of why I do not dance- especially in public. On national television. Maybe email him that video link for his kind reminder.
208. Ash said:
Definitely Jason Lee!
209. Spinnaker said:
Jason Lee!
210. andrea said:
I had to watch all three videos but I'd say John Larroquette by a margin. The question is: does he have David Gregory's dance moves?
211. Janet said:
It is a real close choice between David Gregory and John Larroquette. But I think that John Larroquette is probably the closest.
BTW, that dancing David Gregory made me throw up in my mouth a little. eegggg.
212. Betsey said:
Jason Lee.
The video of David Gregory dancing made my day.
213. Michelle said:
Out of those choices, I find Jason Lee the most attractive, so I might as well do Jon the compliment of saying that he has the closest resemblance.
214. hp said:
if we're going to throw in some pretty boy names, how about Hugh Jackman?
also tall, dark and handsome
215. Megan said:
John Larroquette, for sure.
216. Kimi said:
I have no idea what your husband looks like, but I have always had a crush on David Gregory, so if he looks like him, yum!!!!
217. Jessica Danger said:
JASON LEE. Fer Sher.
218. Janie said:
The bearded lady, fo-suure!
219. D SONSINI said:
Jon's double is a guy named Jeff Frederick from Mahwah, NJ. We saw him on the Discovery Channel's show Alaska Experiment. You can check him out here - scroll down:
http://dsc.discovery.com/tv/alaska/alaska-experiment/participants.html
220. Kristy said:
Jason Lee. Rawr.
221. Jen M said:
Are you kidding? JOHN CORBETT!!!!!! I've always thought so.
222. Jennifah said:
I have to go with those who say John Favreau (before he got all fatass) and Jason Lee combo. Your Jon seems to have the patience of a saint tho, so you might have to sprinkle a little goodness on top (like cinnamon toast).
So we are not taking footwear into consideration...? Cause I can see Jason Lee in mandals, but not clogs. John Favreau - strickly a flip flop dude.
223. Coy said:
Jason Lee, but probably just because I have a crush on him. (On Jason, not your husband, I swear)
224. grimsaburger said:
For your sake, I hope it's David Gregory. Those are some moves.
225. EricaB said:
Totally a young John Larroquette. Hands down.
226. Meg said:
John Larroquette!
227. mandm said:
Definitely Jason Lee. But I'm not sure if he wears clogs.
228. misstraceynolan said:
Larroquette!
Gotta say though, the David Gregory video makes me smile every time.
229. shonda said:
For Heather:
Well, I'm definitely voting David Gregory, but that could very well be because I am a news junkie and have adored Gregory for a while. Remember when President Bush tried to teach him the definition of vigilante? It was awesome!
For Jon:
Definitely Brad Pitt! No question!!
230. Jennifer said:
I'm not sure which one most resembles your husband, but I just wanted to say that the video of David Gregory dancing to Mary J. Blige might just be the hottest thing I've seen in a long, long time.
231. Andi said:
Um, is it indicative of my lack of creativity that I can't see Jon in ANY of them? I mean, he looks like he could be John Larroquette's brother... David Gregory's son... Jason Lee's neighbor...
I think he looks exactly like a guy I dated in college, but to elaborate further would just be creepy.
(PS - Heather, I think you are WAY cuter than Keira Knightly. She does that weird thing with her nose all the time that makes it look like she just smelled something foul.)
232. robinv said:
John Larroquette for sure!!!
233. Annie said:
I'm going to go with John L., even though I think David Gregory is adorable. Have you seen the video of him dancing to Jon Secada on the Today Show one Christmas? I dvr'ed it watched it for an entire month!
234. BOSSY said:
Bossy thinks Jon looks like that very famous star of the Internet: Leta.
235. skh said:
make him grow a mustache and then we'll really see what's what!
236. Nora said:
I vote Jason Lee. I don't know Jon but I figure his humor and mannerisms (based on what you share with us) are more Jason Lee-ish.
237. Nikki said:
Based on appearances alone, I'm going to have to say that Jon resembles John Corbett from Sex and the City most. So much so that I might even suggest that they're really the same person.
238. kasta said:
Jason Lee... sans the whole Scientology thing.
I hope.
239. Lovebuzz38 said:
I think its a mixture between John Larroquette and John Corbett. AND they are all 3 named JOHN. How weird is that?! I totally enjoyed David Gregory's dance moves, by the way.
240. Mariluz said:
John Larroquette ---obviously!
241. Renee said:
I'm going with Jason Lee!
242. PAPA said:
How about Phil Mickelson? Golf master.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0By0QE2vh8
If you haven't seen the Phil look alike commerical, enjoy. It's 30 seconds long. And funny.
243. Shannon said:
Jason Lee? What are you people smoking? John Larroquette 100%.
244. Dyanna said:
I said it years ago - No doubt Jason Lee.
245. Jen said:
Jason Lee...they have the same wicked moves.
246. Mimi said:
I'm with Jon....there is something SO Brad Pitt about Jon that I'm dying to see him in Achilles attire!!
247. jana said:
Can I add a write-in candidate?
MCA from the Beastie Boys.
248. Sprite's Keeper said:
John Laroquette, but YOUNGER!
249. Becky said:
Jason Lee, with a little of 'mister T' thrown in for good measure...
:) Becky
250. StFarmer said:
Read about a website that uses facial recognition to match your photo to celebrities.
http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/software/what-celebrity-do-you-look-like-1744...
251. Anonymous said:
Does anyone else see the resemblace between David Gregory and the Grinch? Must be the eyebrows. In terms of the poll, my vote goes to Laroquette!!
252. Queen of the Universe said:
Larroquette it is!
253. Bee said:
A clean Jason Lee before all the facial hair.
254. Miss Britt said:
Wait. You mean he WASN'T on Night Court?!?!
And here I've been hanging around this site all this time hoping for some "behind the scenes" scraps about the big bald guy.
255. Kateastrophe said:
From the first picture I saw of Jon, I thought Corbett all the way. Personality, looks, the whole nine.
I don't really see the others. I'm just stubborn like that. :)
256. Anonymous said:
Larroquette.
257. Tanya said:
I think he looks like Joe Strummer. (I actually saw this painting last weekend, and wondered why she'd painted Jon.)
258. Christie said:
I agree with Nikki, I vote for John Corbett, especially when he talks. I think there's a similarity in their inflections and facial mannerisms. There's a sincere geekiness thing going on. Love it!
259. nahanni said:
I think he looks like John Laroquette, Jason Lee and John Corbett.
260. Lauren said:
Jason Lee for sure. He's the man.
261. Lindsey said:
Definitely John Corbett. That was my first thought years ago when I first started reading Dooce.
262. Melanie said:
I am totally all over Jason Lee. Like in Almost Famous, with a little less hair. Yeahhhhhhh.
Oh, and Jon kinda looks like him, too.
263. minxlj said:
Definitely Jason Lee (I've thought that myself a couple of times)
Anyway I vote to see Jon in an Earl costume at Halloween. With a real moustache and all. DORJ! went as Earl last Halloween and it was awesome.
Come to think of it Heather, I think you would make a striking Joy!! You'd get to put on a strong(er) Southern accent and yell at strangers - how about it? LOL :-)
264. Nala said:
Jason Lee is seriously dirty sexy. I'm with the putting Jon in an Earl costumer.
265. Leeshka said:
So, I've kinda been thinking that he and Ben Folds look like they could be some sort of relation. But, maybe that's just me.
=lee
266. minisoda said:
This is really weird, because I was just thinking about asking whether Jon had been at the Irish Festival on Harriet Island in St. Paul last weekend. Because he had a doppelganger at the Naked Juice booth. I was even going to use the word doppelganger. ooooh-weeeee-oooooh.
267. Jennsa said:
Jason Lee all the way. It's an interesting combination of looks and personality that make me think that.
268. Michele said:
Jason Lee...for sure.
269. Heidi said:
I vote for David Gregory. His video was sweet. Note to all white people out there (including me) - we NEED some new moves.
Would love to see side by side photos of all four guys to really tell for sure.
270. Manya said:
John Laroquette for sure
271. Amy said:
There are resemblances to all, but John is better looking than all 3 put together =)
272. Kim said:
Jason Lee for sure, and a lot of Luke from the Gilmore Girls.....
273. Kelly said:
John Laroquette. No doubt about it.
274. jenny said:
wow, totally in the minority here, but I think David Gregory is far and away the closest. is the hair thing throwing people off?
my brother and my faces are practically xeroxes of each other, but because he has red hair and i have brown, they always think my (doesn't look at all like me but has brown hair) boyfriend is my brother and vice versa. perhaps we need some photoshopped blond hair to judge properly!
275. Julie said:
pfft.... Jason Lee hands down.
276. jessica said:
dude. sans facial hair? jon favreau.
277. Nancy said:
Jon's got the ol' dapper "Dan Fielding" looks all the way. (mixed with a generous splash of John Corbett).
278. Jenna said:
oh, john larroquette for sure. i don't see jason lee at all, although i do love jason lee. haha.
but as someone said earlier... a more rugged john larroquette, but definitely larroquetteish. lol.
279. Amy said:
I have to agree with Kat's Mom who posted this link:
http://moviesblog.mtv.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/080307_jonfavreau2.jpg
Although Rob Morrow is a good runner up, he's nowhere near the Fav.
280. Josh said:
John Larroquette, hands down, though David Gregory is close behind. Amazing similarities!
281. Heather said:
When you recently visited Vancouver, a friend of mine laid eyes on Jon for the first time and exclaimed, "Man, does he ever look like John TRAVOLTA!"
282. Lina said:
A thin Jon Favreau, a million times.
283. Anonymous said:
John Cusack!
284. Bre said:
I don't think Jon looks like any of them. And he's better looking than all of them.
285. Sideorder said:
I went to High School with David Gregory. I know he looks like he's 50, but he's only 38, graduated in 1988. He could be Jon's baby brother. He was balls out funny! Really, really, witty with an incredibly dry sense of humour, and TALL! He's about 6'5. I loved that video of him dancing...that's the David I knew and loved back in the 80's. So who knows...Jon and David could be distantly related. Is Jon Jewish?
286. Chuck fan said:
I totally get John Larroquette, but I would lean toward David Gregory. I do not see Jason Lee at all.
287. ...loveMaegan said:
omg. he's not a bad dancer, really.
the news is ridiculous.
288. Kay said:
I vote Jason Lee because on the hotness scale John is equal to him. The others? not hot, and you have a hot husband, so be proud, Dooce!
289. Ariel said:
Larroquette first, Jason Lee second
290. d. Sharp said:
John Laroquette.
I came across a post that found your double, Dooce! {actually, pretty amazing resemblance.}
http://reclaimingmisshavisham.typepad.com/reclaiming_miss_havisham/2008/...
291. Christina in NYC said:
I think a side-by-side photo comparison is in order.
292. Carmen said:
JASON LEE. Jon looks like Jason Lee! I have thought this since I found your website way back in 2004. And while we are on the subject of look-alikes, you could be the twin sister of Uma Thurman. No joke.
lovin' it!
293. Abbie said:
Definitely John Larroquette.
294. Anonymous said:
Your new masthead creeps me out. Looks like dangling roach legs.
295. nitebyrd said:
I gotta go with John Larroquette. Frightening, really.
296. sheryl said:
David Gregory if he had darker less poufy hair.
297. Cate said:
Jason Lee, fo' sho'. And I was definitely swayed by the skateboarding.
298. Christine said:
Jason Lee - but hotter.
And while I'm on it (heh), I think David Gregory is smokin' too!
299. robyn said:
What?! Jason Lee? I can't believe so many people see that. I can't see it at all. Same with Gregory, but that's more because he looks like a combination of two other people I know. (And they're married ... weird, right?) That video of him dancing is priceless, FYI.
So I'd say definitely Laroquette, but more handsome.
300. Carole said:
Laroquette. Hands. Down.