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My heart's beating like a rabbit

A little over a month ago some good people from Nintendo came to my house and threw a Wii Fit party. My job was to gather up ten of my friends and prepare them to be humiliated by their Wii Fit age, something determined by your BMI/weight, your age, and some balancing acts that would cause a veteran circus performer to fall over. I don't think it helped that almost everyone had consumed at least two glasses of wine before attempting to balance themselves on one foot, or that some of them like myself would have a hard time balancing on one foot when completely sober. On average, everyone's Wii Fit age was about 10 years older than their actual age. Except for a certain 24-year-old who has yet to be beaten down by life, so of course, she aced the balancing tests. This is one of the problems with the Wii Fit, that it doesn't allow you to input all the years of therapy you've been through, the sleepless nights, the hours and weeks and months spent worrying about your kids, that one Thanksgiving dinner with your in-laws, how you almost filed for bankruptcy, or the countless times your boss belittled you in front of the entire company. Because if you take all that into account then MY GOD, IT'S A MIRACLE YOU'RE STILL STANDING. In those instances the Wii Fit should hand you a cigarette.

My Wii Fit age was 35 (I'll be 33 next month), which isn't too bad, but it's something I'm definitely going to work on as part of the overall changes I'd like to see in my life. The reason I'm even writing about this is because Nintendo has agreed to give me five Wii and Wii Fit systems (as a set) to give away to five of my readers.

I get approached to do things like this all the time, but this is the first time I've done a give away because this is a product I use, something in my house, something I'd love to share with you. Nintendo is not paying me to do this, and just to clear up some confusion, I would never accept money to post about anything here. That's not how this website works. Everything you see in my style section is something I have bought with my own money or is a gift sent to me from one of my readers, a gift I would have gone out and bought had I known about it beforehand, something that fits right in with my aesthetic. I work very hard to make sure that you can trust that what I say here is in no way influenced by advertisers or corporations who are trying to reach a bunch of eyeballs. Your eyeballs deserve as much.

The give away is going to work like this: I'm going to leave comments open on this post until Wednesday July 2nd at 5:00 PM Mountain Daylight Time. You are free to leave a comment as many times as you want, preferably a comment about the Wii Fit and what you think it might do for you or your family, and then on Wednesday night after I close comments I'm going to call The Avon World Sales Leader (my mother, for those who are just joining us), tell her how many comments there are, and then ask her to list off five random numbers between one and that number. She will not have read the comments, so the only thing she will be influenced by is The Spirit. And maybe the vodka she had in her orange juice that morning. HA HA! Just kidding. My mom doesn't drink orange juice.

By commenting on this post you agree to the terms and rules of this give-away (read here) and, should you be selected as a winner, consent to letting me use your name when I announce the winners. Anonymous comments and comments without a valid email address will be disqualified.

Winners will be announced Thursday morning. Ready, set, go!

06.30.2008 42232 comments

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  • Ashley B. said:

    My boyfriend and I have been thinking about getting one of these! We went to Target this past weekend and couldn't find any. This would be great for me so I can do it at any time (while cooking, get home late, or when you just plain don't feel like leaving the house!). I need to get back in shape because I have a herniated disk in my back and the physical therapist told me I will be much better off if I loose some weight. Plus this would be totally fun to play with my boyfriend, since he's into videogames and I always get bored whenever he plays. LOVE the blog!

    06.30.08 - 04:09 PM / 3256
  • Kara said:

    Wow, this is a lot of comments for a few hours! Hopefully one of my numbers is lucky!

    06.30.08 - 04:09 PM / 3257
  • Elaine C. said:

    I'd like a Wii Fit because I live in the Bay Area and it's always gray, foggy, windy, and FREEZING. My living room is way better, and is also near the liquor cabinet.

    06.30.08 - 04:09 PM / 3258
  • Alice said:

    Wii! Whee! Wii! Whee!

    I'd love love love a wii fit, and it would be great for my partner who doesn't work out much but does play video games. Thanks, Dooce!

    06.30.08 - 04:09 PM / 3259
  • Shauna said:

    Some other things I would like to play on the Wii... Freaking Guitar Hero. Have you tried that out? SO. Much. Fun.

    06.30.08 - 04:09 PM / 3260
  • Megan said:

    Dear Jesus,

    Please let Heather's mom pick me. I'll even buy some Avon if I have to.

    Amen!

    06.30.08 - 04:09 PM / 3261
  • Lori said:

    A friend of mine just started using one of these and has lost a few pounds. I'd love to give it a try...and maybe get my husband off the couch.

    06.30.08 - 04:09 PM / 3262
  • Lori said:

    Wii...make me fit!

    06.30.08 - 04:09 PM / 3262
  • Erinn Tunney said:

    Hi,

    I don't usually comment but I read dooce.com everyday for a few months now and really enjoy it.

    I'm woefully over-worked and overweight, a wii fitness would really give me no more excuses to get my ass in my living room and be completely devastated by my "wii fitness age." If you can bring this disappointment into my life, I would very much appreciate it !

    Thanks again!

    06.30.08 - 04:09 PM / 3263
  • Kimberley said:

    Sounds like the cleanse was no fun - might as well try the wii instead ;)

    06.30.08 - 04:09 PM / 3264
  • Daja said:

    I tried so hard not to fall victim to the Wii but I've fallen and let me just say Rock Band ROCKS!!

    06.30.08 - 04:09 PM / 3265
  • ZDub said:

    Set it up.

    06.30.08 - 04:09 PM / 3266
  • Lauren said:

    My cat needs a Wii. Thank you. :)

    06.30.08 - 04:09 PM / 3267
  • rachel said:

    AWSL- Hook me up!!

    06.30.08 - 04:09 PM / 3268
  • HeatherW said:

    I have been looking everywhere to find a Wii Fit, with no luck. I figure this is worth a shot!

    06.30.08 - 04:09 PM / 3269
  • Maggie said:

    Just one more time, real quick...

    06.30.08 - 04:09 PM / 3270
  • saramd said:

    What a great idea.
    This would give me a fun way to work out/play while the baby naps.

    06.30.08 - 04:09 PM / 3271
  • Anonymous said:

    Why I Need a Wii Fit by Jenalda:
    My husband and I have a five year-old daughter and we cannot seem to work out schedules so that we both have time to exercise before we are totally sapped at the end of the night, when we usually collapse onto the couch and watch T.V. So the Wii Fit would kill two birds with one stone--we could still be watching the T.V. but rather than being passive sponges on the couch, we'd be up interacting and getting healthier while we watched it! Genius!

    06.30.08 - 04:10 PM / 3272
  • Tina said:

    Pick me! Pick me!

    06.30.08 - 04:10 PM / 3273
  • Stacy said:

    My prediction...you'll hit the 40,000+ comments mark! and oh yeah...pick me please. mama needs a new toy

    06.30.08 - 04:10 PM / 3274
  • Moira Mckernan said:

    pick me for the Wii!

    06.30.08 - 04:10 PM / 3275
  • Jackie said:

    Aw, Dooce- consider your Canadian fans... we like wii too, I'm sure we'd even pay shipping!

    It's great that you're giving away stuff, though. Thanks for being generous :)

    06.30.08 - 04:10 PM / 3276
  • Anna said:

    Free wii!!!!!

    06.30.08 - 04:10 PM / 3277
  • Jessie said:

    Oh man would it ever be great to not be fat anymore!! Hahaha :P

    06.30.08 - 04:10 PM / 3278
  • J. D. Ford said:

    wii need to get in shape! wii is the way to go...
    hoping we and four other families win!

    06.30.08 - 04:10 PM / 3279
  • Becca Sanborn said:

    We'd love a wii... I really want the wii fit so I can get in shape. I've heard that it acts like a personal trainer... so cool and nintendo just plain rocks!

    06.30.08 - 04:10 PM / 3280
  • leslie said:

    Wii'll be sweethearts in heaven.

    06.30.08 - 04:10 PM / 3281
  • Courtney said:

    I love the way you are picking the winners!

    06.30.08 - 04:10 PM / 3282
  • heidi said:

    our family would love one! crossing fingers...

    06.30.08 - 04:10 PM / 3283
  • Katy said:

    My sister just became addicted to the Wii fit, at a friend's house, and mentioned wanting one. I would become the World's Greatest Sister if I won one and presented it to her.
    And then my husband would leave me, since I gave away a Wii.

    06.30.08 - 04:10 PM / 3284
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