Just now my father had to get up, walk away from his computer, and count to ten very slowly
"We should invite the new neighbors over for a drink."
"Sure, but how do you know they aren't Mormon?"
"I don't know, I just got this feeling. They didn't read Mormon."
"What does that mean? DIDN'T READ MORMON."
"Maybe it was the horns poking out of their foreheads."
"Did they have Wiccan talismans hanging from their necks?"
"No, but one of them had two piercings in one ear."
"Two?"
"Two."
"IN ONE EAR?"
"You heard me."
"Dude, you know what that means. We invite them over for drinks and two weeks later someone is going to discover our headless bodies shoved inside the dumpster behind Denny's."
"You're right. I just felt The Spirit leave this conversation. That can't be a good sign."
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Heather talks about overcoming depression on today's Momversation.
- Leta: "STOP FOLLOWING ME, COCO!"
I wonder where she picked up that exclamation.
- Me: "Hey Marlo, here's a vibrantly colored, squeaky toy made specifically for your age group!"
Marlo: "Got any knives?"
- @makeandtakes my pleasure! Had a great time with you guys!
