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An accurate reenactment of what it's like in our house during winter

(thanks, Katherine)

12.06.2007 Links 133 comments

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  • blurb said:

    "Have you not heard of Lemsip?"

    While this is close, I have not dialed 999 or 911. I'm just laid there and moaned, as men do.

    12.06.07 - 12:40 PM / 1
  • Jason said:

    I'm surprised he even had to ask for soup: shouldn't it have been provided already??

    12.06.07 - 12:42 PM / 2
  • Liz said:

    I have launched right into wheeze mode with the laughter.

    12.06.07 - 12:43 PM / 3
  • April said:

    OMG! YOU live in MY house? We'll have to meet in the kitchen some time while we're making soup!

    12.06.07 - 12:43 PM / 4
  • birdgal said:

    Oh my hell, that was so...so...realistic!

    12.06.07 - 12:45 PM / 5
  • B.E. said:

    I'm pretty sure the guy in the clip is my brother.

    12.06.07 - 12:47 PM / 6
  • J said:

    That is every boy I have ever known, particularly the ones whose mothers took WAY too much care of them as a young adult.

    Walk it off. Walk it off.

    12.06.07 - 12:54 PM / 7
  • Uncle Beefy said:

    OMG...yeah...SO true!

    Me: 16y.o.
    Dad: Has cold...needs BenGay.
    Me: Drive down to the po-dunk town I grew up in to the only drug store. No BenGay but Mentholatum Deep Heat.
    Dad: (crumpling open paper bag) "What's this?"
    Me: "It's Deep Heat rub...they didn't have BenGay."
    Dad: "Oh...(cough, cough)...well, it's not the same as BenGay, but I guess it will just have to do (grooooaaan)!"
    Me: (Whatever!)

    12.06.07 - 12:55 PM / 8
  • Christine said:

    Nice. When my husband has a cold he is quite the opposite. He usually paces around constantly taking every kind of medicine he can get his hands on and shaking pill bottles and complaining very loudly, seeing how loudly he can hork snot while standing an inch away from me, talking about politics more than usual, and clearing his throat impatiently every 30 seconds.
    I think I would prefer what is depicted in this video.

    12.06.07 - 12:57 PM / 9
  • Mila said:

    You have to know there are teenagers reading your website too. All I can do is just sit here and hope my husband will be the only one to suffer from regular cold, instead of Man Cold.

    12.06.07 - 12:59 PM / 10
  • kate said:

    Aaaah! This is my house at winter, too! This could only be more accurate if perhaps there were reqests for juice at a *specific* temperature, repeated trips to the drugstore for the *right* medicine ('cos the last 8 were WRONG, wrong meaning deadly, by the look of the reaction), and all missives being punctuated by the loudest nose-blowing I've ever in my life heard.
    Thanks for passing it along.

    12.06.07 - 01:02 PM / 11
  • Kim said:

    My house too. Minus the British accents. And plus more pleas for beer. Because evidently beer makes colds better.

    12.06.07 - 01:05 PM / 12
  • struglas said:

    as it should be... as. it. should. be.

    12.06.07 - 01:06 PM / 13
  • Jennifer said:

    OMG.

    I'm so glad to learn that my husband is not the only man in the world that acts like this.

    12.06.07 - 01:07 PM / 14
  • Sarah said:

    This is exactly true and is happening to me as we speak, except we have the added bonus of Baby Cold. Fun times for Mom!

    12.06.07 - 01:09 PM / 15
  • Doug said:

    This show is great if you have never had a chance to watch it I suggest you Google "Man Stroke Woman".

    12.06.07 - 01:10 PM / 16
  • Kelli said:

    My boss and I discuss this phenomenon often. Amazing that they all act the same, even over seas!

    I love that actor and the movies he's in, this is just another notch in his Belt of Awesome

    12.06.07 - 01:13 PM / 17
  • Sandy said:

    Hmph. The video isn't available anymore.

    12.06.07 - 01:19 PM / 18
  • Pete Dunn said:

    I rarely get sick but when I do it's always a major emergency. The whole world around me knows I'm sick and I expect both their undivided attention and total peace and quite and the same time.

    12.06.07 - 01:22 PM / 19
  • Amanda B. said:

    Poor Jon. He is no longer Captain Clog. Now he's Captain Cholera.

    12.06.07 - 01:24 PM / 20
  • not verified said:

    What's Lemsip? Anyone?

    12.06.07 - 01:28 PM / 21
  • Ellen said:

    Thank you for the biggest laugh I've had in a LOOOONG time.
    Ohh hoooo! And I thought it was just my house!

    12.06.07 - 01:30 PM / 22
  • kelly said:

    i ignored this 'mancold' until he got one last year, after the baby was born. i felt bad for him because the baby was getting all the attention. i caved and made him a sandwich. BAD MOVE. don't let it happen to you. ignore it and it will go away faster.

    12.06.07 - 01:35 PM / 23
  • Becca said:

    Yeah. There is nothing worse than a sick man. Somehow, they bigger they are, the more they can whine. :-D

    12.06.07 - 01:37 PM / 24
  • slodwick said:

    HA! Oh, Nick Frost reduces me to helpless giggles every. time. Also, poor poor Heather.

    12.06.07 - 01:37 PM / 25
  • Emberlou said:

    I am not alone!! I laughed so hard my 3-year-old came running to see what was wrong.

    12.06.07 - 01:40 PM / 26
  • Evolving said:

    Seriously. All. Men. Do This. It makes my skin crawl and stuff. Fuck why can't I have a bell!??

    "Poor Bunny...Poor Bunny..."

    12.06.07 - 01:49 PM / 27
  • Chris said:

    So I just have to dial 999 next time? Awesome tip :P

    12.06.07 - 01:52 PM / 28
  • Jenny said:

    hahaha from smack the pony was it? Im british i love these guys n they did a bang up job on depicting the man flu :D god help all us women at this time of year. The guy actor is great watch him in 'Hot fuzz' if u like, dunno if that came out over your side of the pond.

    12.06.07 - 01:57 PM / 30
  • princess getoveryourself said:

    HAHAHHAAAA!! I love how pathetic and true this is... I am married to an only child and I cant even deal with him when he gets like this- it is embarassing. I also echo the comment above... caving and showing any affection or giving any attention only makes it worse. Fulfill one request (drug store) and next thing you know, you are being asked for everything under the sun, including soup... "but not THAT soup..that soup you make isnt good, will you call my mom and find out how she makes soup, and then can you make the soup she makes... sniffle sniffle... can I have some orange juice... no pulp... with ice."

    UGH! I hate it so much already and it hasnt even happened yet! I cant wait to be told how mean I am being when I freak out and tell him what a baby HE is being! (every year...)

    12.06.07 - 01:58 PM / 31
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